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Well I think I've had enough of 4chan for today
too much 4chan
I feel sorry for the guy that has to put these potatoes in these various positions
Doe this count as veteran mode?
>>691328850
am I doing it right
cmon /b/ you can do better than that
Shit leave it now
Seriously, that's it? kek /b/ you are really getting shittier with every day
>>691330777
Check'em
>>691328850
So OP you work as a photographer.
>>691330777
nice trips
>>691331735
more like phagographer
>>691329750
>>691329395
Too much 4chan?
Fucking normies either need to lurk moar or gtfo to tumblr/reddit.
>>691332224
Couldnt agree moar
>>691330259
christ.. yes, yes it does
>>691328850
why the fuck do we waste our resources on degenerates like these?
>>691332649
i guess duct tape really fixes everything kek
*sigh*
>>691330259
Seriously....I dont know how people find this kind of "shit" erotic. This is what TOO much porn leads to.
>>691332991
dont worry you soon will be back to school and tell all your little friends about the disgusting shit you have seen over the summer
>>691332991
>This is what TOO much porn leads to.
Or not enough, actually
>>691330259
How did she make so much shit?
>>691332649
Been here like 6 years and still didnt manage to figure out what the fuck that is
is here really that much normie summer fag or is it just bait?
>>691329750
Fuck off back to your frat and suck a brother's dick.
>>691333409
dickus deletus
He wishes you a Merry Christmas;
He wishes you a Merry Christmas;
He wishes you a Merry Christmas and a happy new stitch;
Good tidings he brings to you and your lungs;
Good tidings for Christmas and a Happy New Scar.
"Just the actual physical ability to hold four instruments simultaneously and do some of the things that he was able to do is mind blowing to any surgeon." - The patient is waving. Fantastic.
"I met the surgeon - he offered me a cigarette."
"Let me alone: I have yet my legs and one arm. Tell the surgeon to make haste and his instruments. I know I must lose my right arm, so the sooner it's off the better. "
>>691333208
*sighhhh*
>>691333727
>>691333567
Newfags will never know the faggot surgeon spam
this thread
guys please stop bumping this sick, sick thread and come on over to my nostalgic, family-friendly Sammy thread >>691333452
>>691334632
>>691333534
>>691333409
>>691330777
I have so many questions...
>>691333293
eat cheerios
>>691332630
Because they also, unfortunately, have human rights.
My kind of thread
>>691333159
>You must be new here
I can smell the summer on you fagget.
>>691335174
this shit gave me nightmares..
>>691328850
Wtf is the backstory to this? I still didn't find out the stroy /b/
>>691335195
I have to know what that is. Tail? Or dickbutt?
>>691335527
U fucking kidding me
>>691335427
What fucking story do you want? Two fucking downies wheelchaired trying have a go at each other with clear outside help.
They dont teach critical thinking in school anymore or what?
>too late?
>>691333944
interesting
>>691335591
It's a tail
This is like the old 4chan. I remember why I left.
>>691335994
Too soon asshole
>>691334805
She died from this I think
>>691336095
....dafuq you talking about? This isnt remotely near old 4chan...
>>691336095
Not enough OC and CP to be anything like the old 4chan.
>>691328850
Not the easiest wank I've had, got there in the end though
>>691336502
I've never understood the whole fascination with poop. I mean sure I liked when my ex gf pooped on my hand when she was on the toilet, but it was nothing sexual about it. Who would wanna be drenched in poo and fucking?
>>691336887
What fuck?
>>691335527
ok enough internet for life thanks
>>691337507
Ok what the fuck, is this real?!
>>691335994
What's the story? Is she alive?
>:^)
>>691337722
gtfo you summer fag
>>691337678
fuck man ... I laughed so fucking hard and cringed at the same time
>>691328850
Who... Who took these pictures?
>>691337897
:^) '06 friend
>>691338087
Rade
>>691336230
That be a boong bath
Keep those fucking niggers on the red sand
>>691337943
Sauce
>>691333414
please tell me what the hell i am looking at
i'm done. good night, /b/
>>691338680
NO, DON'T LEAVE! School these newfags!
>>691336002
bad shop
>>691334488
>>691334097
>>691333643
>>691336502
>>691337390
>>691337616
things that i forgot existed,
>>691334044
Fake
>>691339220
Post something real then
>>691337390
in all seriousness, is "huffing jenkem" a real thing that people do to get high?
>>691339220
thats real
>>691328850
>>691334097
>>691335634
>>691337375
for miscarriges in times of hunger, eating them is logical. And in some cultures it's way more tolerated than in the west. They will at least give you back some proteins and minerals.
>>691334632
>>691334903
fuck.
>>691337722
She's actually dead in these pics and was posed. She died from eating too much ice cream
>>691340299
Tell me some lie about this
>>691340299
please don't tell me somebody ended up blending this and eating/drinking it
>>691328850
|me sabe!
>>691337722
Too soon.
>>691337168
whats the story behind this?
>>691340482
the spider was named Alfred
>>691339577
Feces do not coil from that high of a drop. Pixels everywhere. Look at their legs ffs. Liver mortis in face but not arms or feet.
>Lurk moar faggot
>>691340605
largate de aqui pendejo, solo hay lugar para uno que habla español puto
>>691336383
>>691340899
your fucking stupid
>>691341009
Llegué antes, imbecil
>>691338533
ribbon worm extending its proboscis
Imagine if you had nerve endings in the mucus in your nose and that to determine if something was food you had to sneeze all over it
>>691341152
Calla subnormal de mierda
>>691341104
No, your
>>691332649
>>691332756
wow when did you save these? filename looks old af
>>691341270
thanks anon
so does it always retract it? what happens if it isn't able to retract it? does it just "produce" another one?
>>691341676
how does the filename look old? summerfag here.
>>691328850
Oldfag thread?
>>691337168
These are leaked screenshots from the german canibals video.
armin meiwes took them of butchering bernd brandes. His recordings are 2 h long.
>>691339630
I don't get it.
>>691342442
REEEEE
>>691341432
no, u
>>691342312
That is fucking repulsive.
>>691342664
no u
>>691342215
Filename is the amount of milliseconds since January 1st 1970. So that file is from something like October 2010.
>>691343127
but wait how did you know that?
>>691338439
story?
>>691343127
>Filename is the amount of milliseconds since January 1st 1970
>>691334217
Someday I hope to be the proud father of a beautiful baby beef jerky
>>691342312
Wait what.
Can a testicle evolve to become a tiny human ?
>>691335195
this bitch got one of those Prius antennas on her back
>>691343356
Unix-derived systems usually store time as the number of seconds since 1970-01-01. Using milliseconds is just a variant of that, to make sure you don't collisions. Sometimes that happens anyway, and that's when you get images where the thumbnail does not match the image.
>>691344014
>>691338439
Better with sound.
I rarely swing by /b/ any mas. I'd say it's been at least 8 months since the last time. It's nice seeing some of these pics and vids and then I seen a hammertime.gif and I was in heaven. At least someone is keeping up with this shit.
>>691328850
Here u go
bit ly 28NljPX
>>691340184
wrong. this is part of some chink's art installation. it is reported he threw up while 'pretending' to eat it.
>>691333409
This one is easy, the coke bottle is cut in half and he simply reached in and pulled his cock through the neck.
>>691344014
wow anon that's impressive knowledge.
how did the filename become product of the unix-derived system? why is it not the outcome of the user's filenaming? i guess my question is: how did the file get that name? I thought any uploaded file takes on the name of the user's discretion.
>>691338533
It's OP's dick
>>691334779
stop
>>691344014
http://coolepochcountdown.com/
>>691344867
wtf? i went to let everybody know what your stupid link leads to and i find you in a different, separate thread that I'm also lurking. why are you doing this?
his link just goes to /b/ catalog.. wtf loser?
>>691333409
>oh shit guys I got my dick stuck wut do?
>>691333409
>wrangle a half chub into the bottle
>get bones
Help
>>691345830
what does this reply even mean? am i missing something here? i only come here during the summer when i have school off
>>691346057
is that a human?
>>691346149
but why?
>>691344351
Fucking 4chan thinks it's fucking spam, so here.
>>691338439
hey look a sorta-snuff on /b/ cool
>>691333944
Why man booty so fine
>>691346057
I've seen all the free mason and secret society pics that occasionally come up and they all look fake and too cheap.
I've seen so much shit and most of the time you can guess it's fake after a while, but this one always gets me.
Story? Moar?
Russian oligarchy rothschild initiation?
>>691343199
just blur out the penis its all good
>/b/
>>691335264
walk in see dis what do
>>691345193
The name the user gave the file is displayed on posts, but when you download the file or view it, it will have the timestamp format. I think it's just a convenient way to name files and avoid collisions of names.
But moot is a macfag, so who knows.
>>691346423
It's a long pig
>>691346618
do you know what the background of this vid is? like was it just a random attack?
>>691346057
yummy
>>691346768
i have no idea if its real or not, never found any sauce about it
http://talesof4chan dot org/2013/06/03/skull-from-catacombs/
>>691346812
thank you oh wise one
i will spread your knowledge
>>691346864
hah yes two Russians who thought it would be cool to kill someone
audio has them saying they are waiting for someone to pass by that isnt big to kill
>yes its a random attack
>>691335577
Damnnnnn
>>691346864
It 2 guys one hammer.It's these two russian fags who'd drag random hobos into the woods to torture them.They were eventually caught cause they were posting that shit online.
You can find the full video somewhere.
>>691347401
they are ukrainian
>>691346796
>>691335264
Yakkity sax
anyone got the webm/gif of this woman with like a 5inch clit?
I wiped clean my HDD and I instantly regretted it.
>>691332133
I think we can all agree the biggest cancer on /b/ is all the faggots going around bitching that every other post is cancer.
>>691346574
you went from 46.1 to 46.51 fake as fuck
>>691347662
whats the story for this?
>>691347717
Just a typo, newfriendo.
>>691334716
can i get sauce i lost it a LOOOONG TIME AGO
>>691333293
A buddy helped her
>>691332649
that is some creative paper mache
>>691346574
Well yea, that is how epoc works....
>>691347717
jesus fucking christ dude are you trolling or something?
You're grilling him about unix timestamps like he's wrong. Are you fucking serious?
>>691346768
>>691347054
it's fake fucking faggets...
>>691347675
>>691347675
>>691347675
>>691347675
My friend have it somewhere. Though he is not online at the moment. Give me your email and I will send it to you ;)
>>691338439
2 guys one hammer holy shit the nostalgia right now.
>>691347054
>>691346768
like most of these kinds of pics, this was an art project
the "human" is actually made of bread
Fuck
>>691334779
nope
>>691334217
ayylmao
Can someone please explain to me the whole hurting the penis thing? Guys shoving screwdriver in their dick hole, women kicking the shit out of a guy's nutsack, squishing the dick into a vice, etc.. Is that supposed to be for sexual arousal?? If so, how??
>>691348665
You're welcome anon.
ITT: newfags
>>691335577
I thought she was lying face down
>>691349162
dont ask dont tell
>its fucking 4chan
>>691341432
both of you are
>your
>>691335805
imagine if he doesn't have a steady speed and accelerates the grip would be amazing
>>691335527
this image gallery has changed over the years, remember the image gallery of the asian guy actually eating the baby?
>>691334779
Kids in sandbox
>>691333293
Pf changs
>>691336002
AWESOME! do you know where you can find archive pages of the old stile site? , or are these your collection?
>>691335564
Typical dewalt owner
>>691349162
i would also like to know the answer to this question
>>691350760
haha cool
i just wish we had some OC
where is all the fucking OC for real?
>>691350975
can somebody please explain to me why people do this?
>>691351149
drugs
>>691351149
Because they're most likely getting paid or something.
>>691347662
Story please
>>691351149
paid or mafia sells this stuff for unpaid debt from person featured.
>>691351562
a couple killed some guy and then this
>>691328850
Showed this photo to a normie once
Reaction was priceless
>Dude that's fucked up. Those ppl are, like, disabled
>>691351598
>>691351309
>>691351283
no way this is the truth
from the look of the picture it seems he has "experience" in this. it's reasonable to assume the person "likes" this. but why?
>>691351957
"experience"
top kek
I don't know exactly, but IF I was ask to shove 10-30 needles into the outer part of my asshole, then I either have to be paid a HUGE amount of money, or.. That's pretty much it
>>691334217
looks like a giant gummy candy
>>691347762
DON'T FORGET YOUR HAT
>>691335994
For fucks sake, you fag.
I had forgotten about this until now.
Thanks for ruining my weekend.
>>691334217
Holy fuck what the fuck why would you show this to your son
AND WHY DOES SHE HAVE IT IN HER HOUSE
DOESNT IT HAVE TO BE INCUBATED
>>691345062
autist found
he's wearing camou-fucking-flage informally dumbshit. who the fuck wears that when going to a restaurant?! HE'S FUCKING MAKING FUN OF THE IDIOT! I MEAN SHIT, DID THE GODDAMNED REDNECK JUST GET BACK FROM HUNTING? LOOK AT HOW WELL THE WOMAN ACROSS FROM HIM IS DRESSED! NOW LOOK AT THE CAMOUFLAGE STUPID ASS! DON'T YOU SEE THE JOKE? WHY ARE YOU WEARING CAMOUFLAGE IN A FUCKING RESTAURANT!?!! WHO ARE YOU FUCKING HIDING FROM!?? GOD DAMN YOU ARE SO RETARDED YOU STUPID NECKBEARD FUCKING LITERALIST JESUS YOU PROBABLY HAVE NO FRIENDS YOU DUMBFUCK!........... FUCCKKKKKKKK!!
>>691353026
its dead genius
>>691337943
sauce plz
>>691351562
It's "art"
It's made from bread.
>>691335564
Is that goatse?
>>691337616
>Hey, Bill, got any plans this weekend?
>Oh, you know, just hanging around
