Eye hate that place

>>691307143
fuck you, I aint waiting for nothin
*slams door*

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>>691307143
For what?

>>691307143
So... you like stuff?

*yawn*

>>691307487
Yeah. You like stuff and junk too?

>>691307368
Sir... You slammed it from the inside... Did you mean to leave first?

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>>691307143

cheers, m8
>mfw glorious victory

time to wait indeed

Mendap doh

Are you guys into gangbang?

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*starts sweating*

*cough cough*

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Hey, can you guys shut the fuck up? I'm trying to read.

>>691307801

er... yes I was just getting your attention
*walks through door, closes it quietly*

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*pulls out shit Nokia flip phone*

*has waifu as background*

Why does that fat fuck get the entire cozy couch to himself?

>>691308664
Ooo you playing snek? Whats ur highscore?

*triggered* >>691308832

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UK then america
> soon

*looks over your shoulder

>>691308985
doesn't answer*scoots away*

>>691307143
*Starts reading National Geographic August 1985*

*nudges next person*
check out this guy >>691308442 he thinks he's 'reading' a comic

*pops boner*

*has urge to masturbate*
>looks 4 bathroom

>tfw all the light is on the left side and there's nothing to illuminate my gameboy
fuck this shit

>bathroom occupied

*cough*
been fighting this cough all week lol

>>691309662
gets cancer from cough

>>691309428
do it here bro, it's ok

I'm waiting.

>>69130925
Checks 4 years old magazines. With crosswords done & written over

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hey guys since youre all hear I have something to say... I'm a huge faggot

*wips out cuck*
>goes to town

Yoooo dis b da welfare line my niggaz?

*moan out name of ex girlfriend angrly*

*babbles about the next stockholder meeting on my bluetooth earpiece while facing directly fowards*

>>691310018
Listen here grandson in my day i'd be able to hang you from a tree and sell tickets to the event.

*has a angry expression like he accidentally put his dik in a sandwich*
>then ate it

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*itching nose*
*started looking where i can paste it*

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>>691307933
Mr Farage? The doctor will see you now.

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>>691309294

*quietly argue with my girlfriend, who is being a super bitch, but doesnt want anybody to know we are arguing, despite it being super obvious.

>>691310424
Yo you shouldn't talk to you're girl that way
It's disrespectful
You got a problem?

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I'm here for the 12 o'clock euthanasia. Anybody else?

*guy in the bathroom*
>is shiting on the wall while holding picture Donald trump sucking Tarzan off

>>691310358
I have a serious case of the BREXIT.

>>691310424
>trys to ignore couple
>gets more pissed

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>sees opportunity

>>691310717
*looks at clipboard*
sorry, I have you down as liver disease

since we're all here, why don't we all get naked?

>causal nigger in the corner of the room
>still jerking his dick off
>everyone ignores it

>grabs his wal-mart katana and challenges a nig on a fight across the room

>>691310424
she gets up and sits somewhere else making it even more obvious

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>isis niggers walk in with big boy guns
>sees a weeb challenging a nigger jerking
*pops Muhammad boners*>>691311360

now is the perfect time to hear every ring town my phone offers

>>691309644
FFS GET OUT ALREADY MAN. It's been 15 minutes and we all know you finish in 15 seconds.

طويلة الزنوج إيزيس الحية

>>691311976
Habibi Mashallah. U speck of the English?

>>691312261
kek

*guy in bathroom hears isis
>run out of bathroom
>does a mighty leap
>make his jizz filled cock land perfectly in one of the isis niggers mouth
>screaming TRUMP2016

*trying out all the cool ringtones on my new Nokia 8310*

>>691312319
Nah man. You just imagined that while in the bathroom. Also GTFO already.

Let go of my dirtiest most foul smelling fart ever.

>>691312429
I'm sorry mate but can you shut that 90s monstrocity off. My head hurts

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>>691312463
>gives you this look

*farts in a manner where i tried to keep it silent but it ended up just prolonging it awkwardly*

>opens a tuna sandwich

>>691312463
"Oh my, that's my fetish. Take your pants off, son."

>>691312463
Who the fuck was this?

>>691312429
>Starts dancing like never before

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>>691312463

>>691312586
*gets a food boner*

>>691312779

黒人

>>691312586
Oh god GUYS I'M ALLERGIC
MY EPIPEN IS IN M-
*starts choking*

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hi my name is Sanjay
I think shitting anywhere is okay
I make poo poo
outside of loo loo
I shit on floor
and crap on door

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>>691313031
>proceeds to topkek

>>691307143
rolling for it's cancer

>>691313031
is anyone gonna deal with this?
or are we just gonna sit and watch this poor faggot go blue

>>691313380
[sticks used heroin needle in him]

>>691313031
ha, look at this loser

>>691313507
well thats a great start.
has anyone got anything useful they can put into this guy?

>>691313031
annoyed glance at the noise you are making.

>>691313690
ma dick

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>>691313031
try and breathe deeply, anon. Tell us where it hurts...

>>691313690
I have a syringe with epinephrine in it...
But the needle has AIDS on it.

>>691313690
pulls out a used condom

>>691313088
gtfo you durka yuk yuk faggot

>>691307143
still here

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Nothing to be done.