Over 40% of this board has been molested

>>691305571
That's probably why there are so many shota and loli threads

>>691305571
Over 85% of statistics are made up on the spot

i tried the hot spoon and cold water thing from the thread a couple of years ago.
>eric still doesnt have any eyes

>>691305773
60% of the time it works every time.

i talk to ghosts

>>691306606
check my 6s

>>691306638
now

I browse /b/

>>691306666
Holy shit checked m8

>>691306666
Oooooo checked

>>691306666
Nice.

>>691306638
>>691306666
doesn't count you fucked up the first time

>>691306666
Are u a wizard

>>691306844
And a lil dub check for you

>>691306666
Checked

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>>691306881
it's a slow roll today boys!

mama don't know i play saint's row ;)

>>691305350
Something I did that no one knows...

Stole money from my aunt and cousin's purses at age 13.

Stole jewelry from my grandmother at age 14.

Stole money from purses at a Super Bowl party at age 16.

Age 21: Stole money, purses, jewelry, clothes, phones, gps's, wallets, etc from countless cars on college campus. Pickpocketed wallets from backpacks on campus. Stole wallets and purses from library. Broke car windows, keyed cars, destroyed interior of cars. Broke into apartments and stole purses, laptops, jewelry boxes, game systems, etc. Stole purses from workers in offices on campus.

Started hacking emails and facebooks and catfishing at age 23. Convinced a guy to have sex with me cuz he thought I was a woman. Threatened to show fiancé the conversation unless he gave me nudes of her. He did, so I showed her anyway including the nudes.

Age 25 found nudes in an underaged girls email I hacked and posted them on her Facebook for everyone to see.

Age 26 found nudes in a 22 year old teacher's email I hacked. Posted them on /b/ and they ended up being sent to the entire student body and faculty. She resigned after a police investigation.

Age 28 stole a purse from a car. A year later I messaged the girl on fb from a fake profile admitting to the crime and apologizing. All a ploy to make her fall for me and send nudes. Still working on it and I'm obviously not sorry. I would definitely steal her purse again.

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>>691306666
>>691306844
>>691306900
what is happening

I hit a dog with my car and have since not told a soul.

When I was a kid I got caught stealing for Walmart and I told them it was the first time I stole from there but I had already stolen like $500 worth of stuff and never got caught, never told anybody that.

If I think of anything else I'll post it. Thoughts?

>>691305350
i jacked off to rat porn

>>691305350
>hard mode: Tell us something you did that no one knows
bitch, no one knows what i do, i don't leave my apt

>>691307090
post nudes

>>691307263
The teacher is Whitney roach. The pics I leaked are on motherless just search her name.

>>691306666
Hi Satan

I take copious amounts of steroids to make up for my insecurities.

I have a tied noose in my room. Today is the day I am going to use it.

>>691307090
post teacher nudes

>>691307458

See:
>>691307380

>>691305350
when i was a kid/in my early teens and my sister would have friends over i would wait till they were asleep and awkwardly hover over them and watch them sleep. always wanted to undress them/kiss them/touch them but never had the balls

>>691307090
Seen this pasta already. Be original faggot.

>>691307407
does your dick get smaller as a result from all the steroids or is that just an old wives tale?

>>691307596
Shoulda blew a load on them fag

>>691307605
https://youtu.be/0wLt5eMXCyw

hey hey hey

>>691307665
It's just a myth, it's your testicles that shrink massively. Just to note, erection are much better on roids, so it's not all bad.

https://youtu.be/0wLt5eMXCyw

hehehehehehe

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>>691305350
>Tell us something you did that no one knows
Nice try.

>>691307605
Just cuz I've posted it before in other secrets threads doesn't mean it isn't my original shit.

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>>691307180
Sauce?

>>691305350
I let a gay dude suck me off once. He paid me too.

>>691308073
win-win

except for the aids

>>691308073
I'm straight and I'd do the same thing, as long as there's money. It's not like you're fucking him.

>>691307090
>Started hacking emails and facebooks and catfishing at age 23. Convinced a guy to have sex with me cuz he thought I was a woman. Threatened to show fiancé the conversation unless he gave me nudes of her. He did, so I showed her anyway including the nudes.
S A V A G E

>>691307263
Search for Whitney in the page.

http://vintage-erotica-forum.com/t140625-p17-fired-for-posing-nude-moved.html

>>691308257
Yea I was pretty damn proud of that one. Unfortunately the pics are long gone and I never leaked them on the internet like I should have. Dude thinks he's a bad ass in a biker gang now but he's really just a cuck that got played.

>fucked with a trans whore

>>691305989
Explain

>>691307911
Well it's long enough to be a pasta m8. Sorry

i used to listen to that utada hikaru simple and clean song from kingdom hearts and cry like a little bitch when i was 13

Been inhaling MDMA for 15 days in a row.

>>691308738
I don't give a shit I'll pasta it wherever I want I wrote the shit and it's all true so suck it.

>>691308845
>when I was 13
Riiiight

>>691308557
That's her but they got the story way wrong.

>>691309040
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

>>691309086
:'(

>>691308569
It's actually respectable that you showed her the convo/nudes afterwards, she deserves to know what a faggot her fiancee is. Also it's hilarious.

>>691309194
But but ._.

i stole the cookie from the cookie jar

Best friend at age 10 let me fuck him in the ass and he sucked me off afterwards. He wanted to fuck me, but he had literally a 1/2 inch penis so nothing happened. I lost all respect for him that night, stopped being his friend and got everyone on our school bus to call him baby-dick. I told everyone he came onto me and showed me his erect lil wang.

He never revieled the truth though.

>>691309298
Yea that's why I didn't feel bad. He's the one who agreed to meet a random girl outside the back of a club and fuck her. He even told me to wear a skirt. It was at that point I started demanding pics of his fiancé and suddenly he was a little pussy all scared of getting caught.

>>691307090
>22 year old teacher
>22 years old
>22 being a teacher

nice try, faggot

When I was 12(?) I had sex with my best friend. I made him let me pound his ass and suck me off. This lasted awhile until my parents found out.

Then I got his little brother in on it(10? I think.) He bacame.my bitch.

Then his little sister, too. Then his cousin.
Ohhh and took advantage of a tard so i could get him to suck me off and pound him.

Yeah. I was pretty fucked.

I like nickleback

>>691310402
You don't have to get a law degree to be a teacher you know. I graduated college at 21 as did my sister. And she was a teacher at 22 as well. Not that fucking unbelievable.

>>691310441
And i thought taking advantage a baby-dick was bad..

when i go to raves i discreetly grab a bunch of girl's asses and most of them don't care

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>>691310900
Your post made me think of what I did. I honestly cannot say if it's true or I just msde it up..

But I have clear memories of these thingd happening. Just no one to confirm the truth.

Oh and I forgot infucked my cousin in a barn st my grandparents house an I think our grandma caught us. Fuck I miss her...she's so fucking hot.

Here's a pic.

>>691306666
OI MATE

sometimes when i'm home alone i'll randomly yell "I KNOW YOU'RE THERE GHOST!!!" so if there actually is a ghost in my house i'd blow their mind

When I play Skyrim on legendary, I sometimes lower the difficulty when I'm getting ganked

I walk through target during the day just to fantasize about raping every sexy young white girl in there.

I had sex with 7 girls and 1 guy.
>inb4 gay

>>691311754
i do this everywhere i go

>>691307090
B A I T
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>>691311754
I think this is what my friend does. He's constantly horny and gets pussy constant. Might help he deals wees, but he's fit too.

>>691311776
What else do you expect then. Fucking queer shit

>>691305773
That means at least 6% are molested

>>691312023
Here we go again

Sometimes when im extra lonely i let my dog lick the precum from mah dick till i actually cum, and it eats the rest.

I bought a massive dildo that I used once and never again. I'm male.

>>691312378
Too massive for comfort i take it?

i wear a butt plug in public and giggle to myself cause nobody knows

>>691312597
Awesome. Does it bring pleasure throuout the day?

>>691305571
Over 99% of the boards greentext is fictional

>>691305350
My finger sent through the TP once. Cash was shit.

>I accidentally fingered myself once. Finger was stink.

>>691312593
The head barely fits in my butthole.

>>691312902
Except the 12% which was faked

>>691312848
it does indeed. people probably just think i'm a really happy guy

fingered myself in a crowded bus

>>691305350
When i was 4 i moved to a poor house in a poor neighborhood and, no one knows that but, trough the 6 first years in that neighborhood a girl that lived right at the next door and i would fuck while her father watched.
She was 4 years older and, when she reached puberty she really liked it even tho my dick was kiddy tier.
It stoped when they discovered his secret stack of child porn, he never recorded us so no one ever knew about it.
It fucked me in the head A LOT.

>>691313033
Well you are right? Giggling and joyful throught the day. Maybe we should all use butt plugs

>>691312972
Ya, it takes time to syretch your anus, get one thats barely thicker that a finger, it will be nice.

>>691313175
How exactly though? You both enjoyed the sex. Werent you friends still? I mean clearly you were very close.

Did dad ever touch either of you? Im guessing he taught you to have sex with eachother right?

This is fascinating!

>>691305350
Troughout my teen years (13 to 18) i would go into my neet sister's room (she never went to college) and fuck her, obviously only went in when she was drunk, she woke up sometimes but was always too drunk to react or remember.
She was always extremely wet and would in some months get drunk constantly, so it's possible that she knew but liked it, but as far as i know she didn't.

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i suffer from bulimia
sometimes when im purging i like to imagine im filming it for someone who has a puking fetish, they pay me for every video i send them and they ask for food requests etc.

sometimes i end up masturbating whilst throwing up because of the thought

>>691314396
Beautiful

>>691312902
Yeah well this one's true
>be me 18 year old smackhead waster
>rattling.dll
>go cop
>get home, set up dig
>shit, birds at the door 10/10, but psycho
>she won't fuck off so hide works & let her in
>big argument, stuff being thrown
>she falls down some kind of fit, spark out
>fuckme.rar
>ring ambulance - 15 minutes
>fuck it, go in bathroom, want dig
>damn veins
>keep ambulance crew waiting while get dig
>nod out, forgot to ring her parents

>>691313971
We were friends, yes, she loved playing with my and hugged and kissed me a lot even before the thing started, she saw it as how people showed affection, she got more fucked than i did for sure.
We enjoyed it as people enjoyed hugging, at least until her puberty, after that she began liking it sexually while i didn't yet understand it.
The dad never touched me and if what she told me some years after (we kept contact, even tho we only started seeing each other again when i was already 22, we're still friends btw) it happened is true he never touched her, the guy probably got off from kiddys but didn't had the courage to act on it (thank god)
Yes he teached us, it didn't help me one bit when i started having normal sex with girls, but i learned the basics of oral and penetration.

>>691314524
What fucking language is this?

>>691308146
Im not gonna lie, that crossed my mind after i busted in his mouth

>>691308192
It wasnt bad. Surprisingly, i would have to put that in my top 3 best blow jobs ever

>>691314978
Brit drug shit. Which bit?

>>691314810
But why did it fuck you up? Like do you not enjoy sex with your partners anymore as an adult? Or is it like something that brings anxiety attacks?

Has it been a direct reason for certain ecents that hurt past relationships?

>>691315187
Boys know what boys want lol
Read that one in the back of a hustlermag

Been using some kids photos for 5-6 years to catfish teens on facebook. I've gotton nudes from 10/10 sluts to youth pastors, all females ofc. I've literally have 1000s of nudes and vids.

>mfw I've been 16 for 6 years

>>691315510
Post some!

>>691315783
Someday I will make thread. My plan was always to put them on here but at this point I'd rather delete everything.

Why is it so hard to delete a facebook acc for forever..

>>691312294
No. No sir. Don't do that, sir.

>>691315253
It's a couple of things.
I had to lie a lot and became good at it, i feel pleasure lying and manipulating.
I always felt dirty, i can't relate to most people and i always have problems having sex with strangers, even now i can pretty much only get a boner for her, we don't fuck anymore since it's bad for us, but still...
The rest is some minor things like how i created a standart for girls based on her, and how i feel specially attracted (in both a sexual and affective way) to ankward girls because she and i were ankward kids growing up.

>>691315510
Wait are the pics you're using make or female? Teach me your ways! I try to do this shit too but it never works.

>>691311858
There's just so many damn short shorts and yoga pants and fit white girls in tight clothes in the summer time. I nearly splooge in my pants every time I walk into a target or hobby lobby.

>>691305350
>something that happened to me
while on a cross country trip with my family as a young teen i was molested at a koa campground. it was alot quicker then i realized it would be, just happened dude did his business and ran away. to ashamed to anything and after a while i figured why bother not anything could come of it now besides some unneed sympathy
>something ive never told anyone
i once came into some no bake cookies i had to make for one of my classes weird lets party and bring some fodd everyone things
i was 12 and it was just a passing hormonal urge
instantly regretted it but i didnt have enough ingredients for another batch so i just served it. dont think anyone noticed anything odd