YLYL ThreadOrlando edition special!
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YLYL Thread
Orlando edition special!
Aaand that's all I have, your turn /b/
Just gonna post normal ylyl shit now
Penis
Why does /b/ suck so much cock?
In the past, we'd all laugh and have fun about a "massacre" like this. And troll the parents of the victims and what not. Showing no emotion.
Fucking kids
Pic related, might as well leave
Candy-ass' and roody-poo's all of ya
/b/ = major faggots
>>691298387
That's kinda fucked up.
Just because he's black doesn't necessarily mean he's going to kill everyone.
>>691299405
How often do you see a black guy in the cinema?
Just sayain
>>691298792
>In the past, we'd all laugh and have fun about a "massacre" like this. And troll the parents of the victims and what not. Showing no emotion.
>Fucking kids
>Heh... Nothing personal....
>>691299556
>Heh... Nothing personal....
It is personal, I miss the old 4chan.
Still lots of porn though
Good ol' Hitler
>>691299945
fake and gay
I bet none of ya'll remember card crusher, either
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gCKjctTWIsw
>>691299543
Plenty of times. Trust me, nignogs in a movie theater make themselves known. They will yell, fight and use their phones for all kinda of shit just to be a nuisance.
I've gotten into the habit of seeing movies on the first showing, Saturday mornings because I'm 99% sure nignogs don't exist at that time.
>>691300112
Like ur dad
>>691300232
Please, let me live in my own bubble..
NO truth in here!
>>691300160
>card crusher
newfag detected. This is and always was and always will be zoomjap
>>691300590
+1 internets, feel much better
>>691300690
Maybe in your mind. Probably got your standards from summerfags anyways
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U995_tYVDYE
>>691300757
dud, i'm so bored and sleepy
>>691300967
YES! Today was a good day. Fuck EU
>>691301038
Posting your fantasies wont help. Post some YLYL instead. I'm running out of shit
Well, I give up! This is now a 'post whatever shit you want'-thread
I'm gonna drink 9001 beers, so I can sleep tonight. Have a day!
>>691301289
I NEED YISUS MEMES
Penis
This is more cringe than ylyl
>>691301620
This?
>>691301714
That's retarded
>>691301780
Well.. It's his own fault for being a faggot
>>691301780
IDK what you're talking about, I laughed.
>>691298000
> doesn't fit the rhythm
try this on for size
> Walk into the club I'm like
> What up, I got my gun cocked
>>691302561
What about this?
>>691301886
whatever you have
>>691302739
kek
50 died, 53 injured... why did some of them escape unharmed?
because they already had their shit packed
>>691299802
kek, Old 4chan...
Listen, I know you summer fags come in here and it is not as edgy as you hoped it would be. But for fucks sake, don't act like you have been here for years.
>>691299651
lol this joke isn't even funny in English
wtf
>>691302132
vatos locos 4 life ese!
>>691298792
I smell a lonely edgy tryhard
Kill yourself please. I promise you'll be forgotten in a month.
Girugamesh.
>>691303402
LOL! Real summerfag detected
gonna get weed. Keep the thread going
>>691303698
> "I smell a lonely edgy tryhard"
> On 4chan myself
> 4ever alone
> pic related
> "making fun of others withput knowing shit about them, makes me feel better"
> "I suck at life"
>>691299556
TONIGHT, ON UNSOLVED MYSTERIES, FIND OUT WHO GIVES A SHIT ABOUT BIGFOOT
>>691302196
>UKIP pledges allegiance to the new OWG
kek
you lost
Hey, Macklemore! Can we go shot popping?
What, what, what, what... [x8]
Bada, bada, badadada [x8]
I'm gonna pop some caps
Only got twenty bullets in my pocket
I - I - I'm hunting, looking for a gun shop
This is fucking awesome
Nah, walk up to the club like, "What up? I got my Sig cocked!"
Double-pump and other shit from the gun shop
Slide on the HK so damn glossy
That people like, "Damn! That's a bad-ass honkey."
Rollin' in, hella deep, headin' to the mezzanine,
Dressed in kevlar, 'cept my head and shoes, those are clean
Draped in a vest of mags, girls standin' next to me
Probably shoulda washed this, smells like R. Kelly's sheets
(Piiisssssss)
But shit, it was ninety-nine bucks! (Bang it)
Cockin' it, poppin' it, 'bout to go and make some bodys drop
Passin' up on those massacres someone else's been shootin' in
Bummy and grungy, fuck it, man
I am shootin' and flashin' and
Savin' my mags and I'm hella happy that's a bargain, bitch
I'm a take your grandpa's gun, I'm a take your grandpa's gun,
No for real - ask your grandpa - can I have his hand-me-downs? (Thank you)
Kevlar jumpsuit and some house slippers
Dookie brown leather jacket that I found diggin'
They had a broken Kimber, I bought a broken Kimber
I bought a Sig Sauer, then I bought a Mossberg
Hello, hello, my ace man, my Mello
John Wayne ain't got nothing on my Franchi game, hell no
I could take some Kel-Tecs, make them cool, sell those
The sniper heads would be like "Aw, he got to shoot those"
I'm gonna pop some caps
Only got twenty bullets in my pocket
I - I - I'm hunting, looking for a gun shop
This is fucking awesome
I'm gonna pop some caps
Only got twenty bullets in my pocket
I - I - I'm hunting, looking for a gun shop
This is fucking awesome
(1/2)
>>691306508
What you know about poppin' a hole in your noggin?
What you knowin' about wearin' a kevlar skin?
I'm digging, I'm digging, I'm searching right through that luggage
One man's trash, that's another man's come-up
Thank your granddad for donating that Glock and that Mossberg
'Cause right now I'm aimed at her skirt
I'm at the gun shop, you can find me in the (Uptons)
I'm not, I'm not stuck, I'm searchin' in that section (Uptons)
Your grammy, your aunty, your momma, your mammy
I'll take that Ruger Super Redhawk, second-hand, I cock that motherfucker
The belt-mount holster with the Glock on that motherfucker
I hit the party and they stop in that motherfucker
They be like, "Oh, that Franchi - that's hella tight."
I'm like, "Yo - there's fifty shells here for that shotgun."
Limited edition, let's do some simple addition
Fifty shells here for that shotgun - that's just good for takin' out bitches
I call that getting shot by my pumped (shit)
I call that getting hit by my business
That shot's hella dough
And having the same one as six other people in this club is a hella don't
Peep game, come take a look through my telescope
Tryna hit girls with a Colt and you hella won't
Man you hella won't
I'm gonna pop some caps
Only got twenty bullets in my pocket
I - I - I'm hunting, looking for a gun shop
This is fucking awesome
I shoot your granddad's guns
I look incredible
I'm in this big ass coat
Filled with guns like you don't know
I shoot your granddad's guns (damn right)
I look incredible (now come on man)
I'm in this big ass coat (big ass coat)
Filled with guns like you don't know (let's go)
I'm gonna pop some caps
Only got twenty bullets in my pocket
I - I - I'm hunting, looking for a gun shop
This is fucking awesome
Is that your grandma's Glock?
(2/2)
