>>691297978
27
3

28
5

>19
>0

21
1

>>691297978
22
3

>>691297978
39
2

>>691298118
28
6
*fixed

>>691297978
>29
>13

18
1

31
9

>>691298184
Same fag

>>691298118
>>691298260
Kek you've got one in your basement right now I take it?

>>691297978
22. 2 women, 6 guys.

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>>691297978
12
73

>>691297978
34
You wouldn't believe me.

43
2

23
7

44
7

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3

>>691297978
34
2

23
3

>>691298389
It's the internet, bro. Go for it.

20
3

>>691297978
35
0

I got to rub my dick on my sister's pussy when we were kids, which was nice.

>>691297978
19
2

>>691298391
poofter

22
12

34
13

>>691297978
30
0

18
11

>>691298325
nope just remembered one that was in my sleep, but she says it was only for a few minutes once and neither of us came before I lost interest and rolled over sexsomnia(terrible name) ftw/l

20
32

>>691298535
look at this stud

27
40...

31
1

welp

>>691297978
9
11

>>691298514
ur a wizzard harry

>>691297978
30
24

>>691298590
hi Bryan

>>691297978
>13
>82

>>691298635
nevar forget

47
0
AMA

>>691298590
How do you have time to come to loser.org

20
5

25
9

35
50+

18:0

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>>691298428
40
2.5

I am correcting myself. To be honest, performing oral sex on my first fiancee only sort of counts as fucking her. I was a religious fag at the time and wouldn't put my dick into anything until I was married. I broke up with her before I got my dick wet.

>>691298669
hi ted

>>691298706
u gai?

>>691297978
32
½

18
4

>>691298713
being married

28
Probably close to 300
It's embarrassing but I can't stop
Last girl I fucked was a super ugly fat old white trash piece of shit from Oklahoma. She put an ad on Craigslist saying she wanted fisted so I drove over to her house in the super ghetto and fisted her and fucked her. I was so repulsed with myself afterwards but I'll do it again. I have a beautiful gf.. ex D1 athlete phd in stats... Super successful. And I just keep fucking troglodytes

21
0

>>691298644
Underrated post

>>691297978
28
8

>>691297978
>19, started at 18
>14

21
30+

>>691298706
Why are you so honest? Lots of these neckbeards are lying their asses off.

>>691298765
no just fat

24
0

18
5

>>691298817
check

>>691298696
>>691298644
Kek

>>691297978
20
1

20
12

>>691298531
one of them was your mom tho

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>>691298514
>>691298565
>>691298706
>>691298768

Welcome fellow wizard!

31 (married)
3

24
5

34 years young
0 (unless prostitutes count)

26
14

30
13

iM 6 aND i Gt allllll the pooosi xddddddd
Probly 600000000 xddddd
thEY alL sooprr sxy

This thread in a nutshell.

>>691297978
18

1

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>>691298514
>>691298644

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42

>>691297978
24
1

>>691299173
it does ye

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10

39
7

33
127

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>>691299370
Jesus Christ anon starting off early are we?

18
2

26
2 and half

18
4

>>691297978
20 (21 inc in 2 months)
5
and that's probably all because have gf long time

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>>691299232

21
-1

31
4

>>691297978
23
1

26-6 countless times :>

>25
>24

>>691299581
half? u either male or female.
o wait u r rite.

>>691298706
why?

33
5? i drank aaaaalot years ago and there where some questionable wet morning dicks in there also, could have been a last call type, or maybe the Bull Mastif...who knows...so im not counting them

also married so this one SHOULD be my last one.

>>691298644
Pretty much. If either of us had known anything at the time we probably would've properly fucked. We were trying, we just didn't know how.

I am pretty much ruined now though. I'm very apprehensive and paranoid around females these days.

82
If I remember correctly, I've had over 3457 ladies of 16+ to 79- warming my bed. Last one was my Mary, who died one year ago.

25
1

FML

>>691297978
32

21
Could be 22, but I was fucked and don't remember, I ran away in morning

18
6

>>691299370
>>691299664
underage b&

19
15 or 16

>22
>5

>>691298359
did you fuck a black midget

23
9000+

19
18

29
13

>>691297978
18
3

Age: 19

Count: 19

>>691297978
19
0

20
0

27 yrs. 5 girls fucked. 8 bj/hj

>>691297978
27
11

>>691297978
24
2

18
76

21
1

3.5 years relationship since 18

>>691297978
34
30

>>691299055
the edge
also checked

33
0

>>691297978

>24
>3 (one was a hooker)

>>691300205
If you started at 10 years old, that's 2 a day, every day since then.

>inb4 bait
no shit, just had to do that math

>>691300795
u so smart!

>>691300920
yea i know it was difficult,
had to consult some engineering calc professors
faggot

30
~85

I made lots of money (so fucked gold diggers), then quit to travel the world long-term (getting laid is easy as a white guy in asia/africa).

28
15

>>691297978
My mate is 42, he has banged he claims over 500. I really believe him like. He was always banging girls when I was growing up. He's not even good looking, isn't ugly either. He's well groomed and confident, but not boisterous. The bastard has it sussed.
He was on UK tv, on like a take me out reality type shite job. The cunt could get near any woman he wants, he just can't settle.

>>691299740
It will never be

32
7

25
15

>>691301010
Awesome! i want to be like you when i grow up!

>>691299522
Keeping up with numbers after 30-40...

I call bullshit.

Age: 23
Girls Fucked: -3

27

32, and I feel like a slut

43yrs

~135...

>>691301427
you should

Age: 26
Women: 1 (still with her)

>>691301393
they said not to emulate your idols on 4chan

>>691297978
29

14-16, long relationships seperate by a few months of one night stands. How u guys keep count I will never know.

7 y/o

Hopefully I am a virgin

32

Been with my girl since i was 17

Been with at least 35 women.

Orgies and swingers parties are fun

>>691301488
> in b4 no. 32 is my current wife, I took her virginity and that made me feel slutty. cause she so pure

>>691301746
evernote list is your friend

se
vl
sb
an
mp
na

I can count to 6

>>691302131
age 33

20
41

21
40 or so not including escorts, prostitutes, and strippers

19 m
7

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4

25
2

18

20+

>>691297978
30
2

made children with the 2nd one, now engaged in holy matrimony

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>>691302131

sb = Sandra Bullock?

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>>691297978

26
~30

32
350+

>>691297978
26
4

15/f/usa
72 guys so far

>>691298631
Damn and still going?

26 30 or so. Kinda stopped counting

>>691298859
hahaha, ofc you do.

19
0

Can I still be saved?

32
8

26
48

Fuck, seems ridiculous writing that,

In long term relationship now.

24
16

>>691297978

31, ~100

>>691297978
20
0
Well on my way to wizardhood

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35

>>691302408
no, Sara Bolin, a young swedish girl who I met during a film festival, she worked there, I sat at a bench after a movie and she walked up to me probably felt sad for me sitting there all alone, we began to talk and I followed her home to where she lived, in a former kindergarten, I fucked her all night without cumming (i practiced holding the anus muscle not to cum coz wanted to experiment. she seemed convinced that I was homeless which i was not

some weeks later I called her and asked if she wanted to have fun again but apparantly I will never be allowed into her bed again...

20
5

Not that impressive

>>691297978
34 years old
172 beautiful women (well, a few bitches as well)

26
82, including some trap, trans and dude. Like 3-3-3

27
0

>>691297978
20; 10

>>691304399
at least you got dubs

>>691297978
23
27

Worst I fucked was a high 6 face, solid 8 body. Joining a frat in college was the right choice.

>>691304024
I'll add, as for those who will say that it's not realistic to keep count after 30-40, well I made a point to write them down so I wouldn't forget them. I have files for each and every girl I have been intimate with.

>>691297978
>Your age:
>Number of women you've fucked:
Does your mum count as one or two? Fat bitch.

Age 18, 3 women.

30
33

>>691297978
37yo
31 girls
Only 10 where before i got married
24 of them where hookers

22
8, I think. All prostitutes.

28
5000+

16
3

>>691305302
Seconded.

26 years old
About 120 girls
Mostly from tinder and some from parties

>>691305545
>16
Please familiarize yourself with global rule number 2
>You will immediately cease and not continue to access the site if you are under the age of 18.

>>691297978
34
Lost count years ago.

>>691304024
No one said it was unrealistic, especially considering how old you are its not even that much

21
6

>>691305158
Sounds creepy n stalkerish

29
1

She's my wife.

>>691297978
29
17

>>691306194
oneitis

21 - 5, my friends dont belive me and think more though, kind of the opposite of what you would expect.

>>691305781

Where do you come from ?

I live near paris and Tinder don't work that much for me. And i'm not a neckbear fatty

96
96

18
5

48
73
-had my fun then

35
6.5

.5 = my sister gave me a handjob once

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>>691297978
29
12

>20
>4

>>691306597
You're counting handjobs?

>>691306351
Montreal, I've banged Paris girls. Thank you for sending them over :)

21
0
Wizard in training

>>691306786
only from my sister

>>691306194
Fucking gay...

26
6

>>691298911
Like u cant see your own dick fat?

>>691297978
25
30ish

19
0

>>691306946
I don't think that is how it works.
If you fucked your sister, then include it.
But a handjob is nothing.

>>691306853

You're welcome mate. Some of them could've been disgusted by parisian guy like me. So it's a win win for both you and i :D

>>691297978
21

3 girls 1guy 1 mtf trans

>>691307023
Nope straight as an arrow. And get laid all the time.

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14

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14

>>691297978
19
14

>19
>around a dozen?

One time an anonymous person i went to school with said i would have nothing going for me if girls didnt think i was attractive
I pretty much look like Daniel Radcliff

>>691297978

Age: 44
# of women: 325 +/-5

69

18
8

Funny thing I only lost my virginity when I was 17. I feel like getting the weight off your shoulders really does improve your confidence

>>691307232
Sure

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15

>>691297978
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52

>>691297978
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>>691297978
39
>MFW age and partners are the same

>17
>check last 2 digit

>>691304243
Ive doubled team a girl before, does that count as dude?

I've been alive for 10,679 days.
I have fucked 0 women.
I am I fucking virgin.

>30
>0

happy wizard day to me

25 years
9 girls
Sucked a cock once

>>691297978
20
0

>>691308341
How was it?

22
0, got a few close call tho

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>>691307169
but can i still include handjobs from sister?

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lost count if i had to guess 100+

I'm 44

Fucked well over 2000 girls

>>691308868
No. The thread specifically states "Number of women you've fucked"
If it asked how many handjobs you had gotten, then include it.
The fact you got a handjob from your sister is irrelevant.
Who hasn't got a handjob from their sister?

>>691308103

If you fucked the dude, yes, otherwise no.

>>691306064
I know it does, I just don't want to forget them so I guess that's a trade-off I'm willing to take

>>691306025
Yeah cuz I'm so fucking old, right?

>>691299673
How does that work? Did you get fucked in the ass or something? Raped?

>>691297978
6
also 6

>>691297978
22
3

>>691297978
>29
>lost count several years ago

>>691309296
but i hand fucked her. in fact, i'm watvching tv right now

>>691297978
do trans count?

>19
>1

19
2

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>>691309539

24
8

>>691297978
43
11

>>691297978
i've been fucking a new girl every hour for tha past 20 years.
you will never achieve this level of pussy magnet, cause you are all a bunch of virgins!
You probably don't even know what a handjob is, damn maggots!