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how does it feel to be a wizard?

nothing wrong with that
enjoy the fact that you get to experience live.
who do you play most?

But, how?

How and Why?

>>691289739
Same as when I was a muggle.

Sad and fucking lonely.

how the fuck is this possible ?

>>691289545
in 30 years you will become an arch-mage

>>691289545
Just pay someone for sex? Jesus christ.

>>691289545
MMR in dota?

>>691289545
Just turned 36 yr old Virgin. Feels bad, I just know I'll be doing pretty much the same in 4 yrs.

Why dont you hire prostitutes you faggots.

>>691289545
Why don't you go to Thailand and get a mail order bride?

>>691290045
why is meaningless sex so important to you? maybe you should see a psychiatrist

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>>691289545
Getting there OP

Couldn't you buy it tho?

Today's your lucky day, today is the day you realize you aren't compatible with women because you have never tried to understand them. You have spent 40 years trying to figure out the recipe to women, when you should have just been studying what has been there all along. It's almost as if you started inventing the wheel when in it was done thousands of years ago.

Here's the best gift you're going to receive today.

https://www.amazon.com/Rational-Male-Rollo-Tomassi/dp/1492777862

>>691289545
Why not go full degenerate and fuck shemale prostitutes? You'll never find love, so in my mind, you may as well go all out, try everything, asian, black, gay, latina, just go crazy with the prostitutes..

>>691289782
I wonder how life could have been better if I were one of those alpha social guys fucking chicks since he was 10 though. Life like this sucks shit.

I main Razor.

>>691289810
>>691289826
>>691289908

I'm not the alpha asshole guy so therefore girls mostly ignored me my entire life. I decided to just get on welfare and live at my moms out since dropping out of college. It was too much to bare. I spend most of my days now playing video games and drinking waiting to die.

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How is it possible to be a virgin at 40? Are you a fatass or an autist or something?

I'm 41 and haven't had sex in years (life circumstances getting in the way), but man I was a fucking jackhammer when I was younger.

OK I need to see a pic of you OP.

>>691290086
850

>>691290521
>I'm not the alpha asshole...
You mean you subscribe to the same feminazi bullshit society tries selling everyone?

>>691290521
but those "alphas" tend to lack brains, if you value ignorant bliss over a strong mind... well, frankly, go be beta somewhere else, its disgusting

>>691289545
bait bait bait bait bait bait bait bait bait bait bait bait bait bait bait bait bait bait bait bait bait bait bait bait bait bait bait bait bait bait bait bait bait bait bait bait bait bait bait bait bait bait bait bait bait bait bait bait bait bait bait bait bait bait bait bait bait bait bait bait bait bait bait bait bait bait bait bait bait bait bait bait
bait

Why not go to soc and try to find some slut from there? Many chicks lurk three thirsty for dick.

>>691290521
>I'm not the alpha asshole
The alpha beta thing is bullshit. You never got a girl because you never became a guy worth having. Get a job, get fit and get educated and you'll be amazed at the tail you would pull. Then you'll have a good number of girls to choose from for just sex or a LTR.

>>691289851
can you make this post dubs with your wizarding shit?

>>691289545
what do you do for a living and how much do you make?

>>691290837
>but those "alphas" tend to lack brains,
sounds like your definition of alpha is constructed from common misconceptions and the ramblings of other similarly ignorant people.

Being alpha isn't about being an asshole, it's about putting yourself first, putting your well-being above all else, focusing on your goals, avoiding manipulation from your peers(especially women), and presenting yourself in a way which will encourage women to be submissive, which is a natural state for them.

You have made the false comparison that all alphas are frat boys, that's where you fucked up.

>>691289545
Have you been to a doctor with your asexuality?

>>691291031
>you never became a guy worth having. Get a job, get fit and get educated and you'll be amazed at the tail you would pull.
That is literally the definition of an alpha male. Everything you just described increases a man's sexual market value, putting him in alpha(desirable) territory.

>>691289545
Sauce?

>>691290521
girls didn't ignore you for not being an "alpha", they ignored you because you live at your moms on welfare playing video games and drinking. honestly fuck you you fucking parasite. you deserve not to get laid

>>691290255
Why are you crying about being a virgin then knocking down prostitutes? Go fuck a whore you fucking idiot.

>>691289545
how about that sauce?

>>691290086
9011 MMR

>>691290045
>>691290154
>>691290239
>>691290509
Its not worth it at this point, I feel having to pay for sex will just make any respect I have left for myself go down the drain and I'll just end up killing myself.

>>691290508
Thank you I guess I'll give it a read I've tried these pickup books before but nothing came of them.

What sort of computer and phone do you have?

>>691289545
Happy Birthday.

>>691289545
>I'll be playing DOTA
That's why you're a 40 year old virgin, you fucking pleb.

I don't understand how there are so many faggots wasting their goddamned life playing pointless games, and then they have the fucking autism to bitch and complain about how their life sucks and they dont have a gf and theyre virgins.

I hate the goddamned human race.

Anyone who thinks sex is important is a fucking pleb.
Sex is shit.

Op and the other anon are real heroes. They are not burdened by shitty women. They are not burdened by having to adhere to what society tells them to do.

THey are free men. We will never fucking know that feeling. Because we failed brothers.

>>691291488
t. virgin who obviously didnt had good sex before

>>691291382
9011mmr

Why r u not professional DOTA player? Please make a wizard team. You will win TI

>>691291112
most alphas in todays society are fucking retards with retarded betas hanging after them that they gather up during their school years.
how did you get from me saying "tend to" into "all", tend to means often not always. ill happily keep to me loner omega ways any day, id rather have friends than minions to look after, i tried it and didnt like it.

>>691291266
But there's nothing about being an asshole in my description. There are no alphas or betas. There are people who make something of themselves and those that quit. You can be a nice guy and get great girls. In fact being nice attracts much better girls than being an ass.

Asexuality is a common thing, OP.
Sucks to be you though.

>>691291362
im not op mate

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>>691291100
I'm on welfare living with my mother.

>>691290524
>pic related
its from when i was in college. I don't really take a lot of pictures, I have no social media.

have you ever come close or anything?

>>691291334
This pretty much.

But if that's not an option just save enough for a one way trip to Cambodia and 2,000 to 5,000 in cash.

The bar girls here aren't like prostitutes back home, it's more of a girlfriend experience and hell even if you're a total deadbeat, if you're a native english speaker, you can probably get a job as a teacher.

Just Fucking Use Grindr if You arent ugly af you can find ass easily

>>691291672
Hahahahahahaha wow, kill yourself you pedophile looking motherfucker.

>>691289545
>complains about life
>is a NEET parasite who does nothing all day

You've not earned a single thing in your life, what makes you think you'll earn some pussy?

Go ahead and kill yourself already, you'd probably be doing your mom a favor.

>>691289545
what spells can you cast?

>>691289545
Do you have a sauce?

>>691291488
I hope this is b8 because if not you're literally retarded.

>calling depressed fat wizards who hate their fucking lives "the real heroes" and "free men"

>>691291672
I want to get on welfare. How do?

>>691291382
A mail order bride really isn't paying for sex more than having a gf. It's just poor girls from Issan have much lower standards than US girls. If you can provide for her basic needs, she'll happily give you bjs and sex everyday.

>>691290521
On the off-chance you're not trolling: it's not that you're not an "alpha douche". It's that you're a pathetic human being that offers nothing to a relationship other than a warm body. Couple that with the fact that you probably don't go out looking for women, and you end up at the very bottom of the barrel.

Get control of your life - even if it means getting the shittiest of shitty jobs - live alone, shower, shave, go to town with friends and sperg out at some women until you're slightly less spergy, and eventually shit will happen.

That being said, sex is supremely overrated.

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>>691291486

>they have the fucking autism.

That's exactly it. They're neckbeard autists, probably very socially awkward and introverted through high school and now their lives are shit because they're fucking autists who don't have the balls to get up and do something about it.

>>691291486
This.

>>691291413
Thank you Anon

>>691291486
If I didn't have video games and my rankings online, i would have zero will to live.

Go on Backpage, and buy a peice of pussy, wtf is wrong with you. Get your dick wet dude.

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Ay. If OP is still here, I'll chill and play dota with ya.

http://steamcommunity.com/id/minehem

ever tried any hookup sites. dating sites, or tinder? there's a lot of shit but if you are persistent it's pretty much guaranteed sex eventually.

WHAT IS THE FUKING SAUCE/SOURCE is the OP

>>691289545
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>>691291596

this. the alpha/beta thing is a faggot meme for underage children.

>>691291596
>You can be a nice guy and get great girls.
ok goodluck

>But there's nothing about being an asshole in my description.
The idea that alphas are assholes is something that has been sold to you by modern feminism.

>There are no alphas or betas. There are people who make something of themselves and those that quit.
You need a heavy dosing of the red pill. You're admitting that the structure exist, while denying the word that has been associated with its definition. You don't make sense.

>>691291672
You're the human form of pure shit.
Kill yourself already please

>>691291588
>most alphas in todays society are fucking retards
maybe you only notice the retards, ever considered that?

>>691289545
I know someone that'll have sex with you just because they would want to take your virginity.

What state are you in?

>>691291672
KILL IT BEFORE IT LAYS EGGS

I am 33 and virgin but I have schizophrenia and c-ptsd

what is your excuse?

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>>691291895
>If I didn't have video games and my rankings online, i would have zero will to live

Yeah, I know, that's your whole fucking problem. You actually give a shit about all this shit that doesn't matter and isn't even real, instead of giving a shit about yourself and your body and your REAL LIFE

The fact that you don't even understand what I'm saying shows how far gone you are

>>691292086
>33
>virgin
0/10

>>691291999
>the alpha/beta thing is a faggot meme for underage children.
social psychology has studied and proven the existence of what you are speaking. If you truly believe what you are saying you are in a state of denial, likely brought on my ignorance.

It's likely you don't even know what an alpha male actually is, modern feminism has just indoctrinated you into believing alphas are assholes.

>>691292010
I've been married to a beautiful woman who's my best friend for over 20 years. We have an egalitarian relationship and both of us work to make the other happy. Selfish people are shitty relationship partners and should be avoided like the plague.

>>691290521
Are you bad looking? I used to be ignored and friendzoned, but ever since I lost weight and my virginity life's been pretty easy for me, I'm not by anyway an asshole and get noticed

>>691291672
Misery loves company buddy, you're not going to find anything but a bunch of people circling the drain here.

See a doctor about your depression, and read the fucking book I gave you.

>>691292049
ill admit they are the obnoxious loud ones and thus more easily draw my attention, i am however a very observant person, maybe ive just been unlucky but most of those i have seen were like that.

>>691291895
As much as I hate NEET fucks like you, it makes me feel better to know that you'll die alone and miserable and probably in a lot of pain.

So have fun wasting your only chance at life.

Holy fucking shit how are you still alive? You can't be THAT repulsive to women, at least I hope. We've gotta get you laid son!

>>691292244
You're still a virgin aren't you. There's no alpha/beta thing. It's just a excuse.

A person can choose to make something of themselves or not. Your definition of an alpha would NOT be someone who made something of themselves. They would be a loser in the truest sense of the word.

Sauce to OP

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>>691292010

>ok goodluck

You can be a nice guy and still be an alpha. Nice guy doesn't equal doormat.

Pic related, and if the OP is telling the truth he'll know exactly what I'm talking about (you youngfags probably have no clue who he is).

>>691292672
>Luke perry is an alpha
Clearest evidence ever that the alpha/beta thing is bullshit

FUCK A WHORE FFS

>>691289545
im a level 36 wizard, ill be there soon so don't worry about it.

>>691292135
100%this

OP your entire problem is that you care about all this fake shit and dont put any of yoru energy into your real life

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>>691292419

>you can't be THAT repulsive to women

look at >>691291672 and realize that was about 20 years ago. He's older now, probably fatter, maybe balding (and not in a dignified way like real men can pull off - look at Bruce Willis and Patrick Stewart), unemployed, living with his mom and playing video games.

That's THE definition of "repulsive to women" You look that up in the dictionary and you'll see exactly that.

>>691290255
Says the virgin

>>691292672
>You can be a nice guy and still be an alpha. Nice guy doesn't equal doormat.

>>691292010
>The idea that alphas are assholes is something that has been sold to you by modern feminism.

>>691292559
>You're still a virgin aren't you. There's no alpha/beta thing. It's just a excuse.

Your opinion belongs on Jaden Smith's twitter. You are likely young and have this false sense of enlightenment that has truly been brought on by ignorance. I feel sorry for you, but it's not worth my time trying to prove to you something that has been studied countless amounts of time exists. You're trying to say Algebra is a unicorn right now.

The only hope you have in this matter is to recognize the common misconception of an "alpha male" is an entitled douchebag asshole, when in reality it's nothing like that. I wish you the best of luck.

>>691291382
Fucking an escort would've shown you that you're making a way too big of a deal out of women and sex, and could've been a turning point. I was basically a virgin at 25, took a solo trip abroad to fuck bitches all day, realized this isn't a big deal and my life took a turning point rolling towards a better sex life. No regrets

>>691289545
Fuck off back to Beyond the Summit LD Gayman

>>691293083
Go to Thailand. Don't bother with the bargirls and go go dancers. Instead take a road trip to Issan. You will find many young attractive girls eager to marry an American so they can eat everyday. She will find you attractive simply because you're a white american male,

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>>691292419
already posted a pic but here is another from when I was in college.

>>691292079
Texas

>>691292023
>>691292559
>>691292244
>>691292010
>>691291112
>>691291031
>Alphas
There are guys that are better looking, tougher and more outgoing then others. They also treat women like shit whoring all over the place and it fucks them up for other guys. That is the alpha.
>Betas
Betas are guys like me who stay to their selves and have good intentions but aren't the stronger ideal guy for the woman. A beta could in the end treat them much better then the alpha, but they don't care to find out. Betas are never given a chance to express themselves and even if they do, they are overshadowed by the alpha.

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>>691293173
>Fucking an escort would've shown you that you're making a way too big of a deal out of women and sex, and could've been a turning point.

You are absolutely right, a true alpha male would put himself first. His wellbeing and health, an alpha would go out and get a job, move into his own place, and start getting in shape.

Being an alpha male is about putting yourself first, especially before women. This means in your studies, your fitness, everything.

>>691291382
You're right OP, don't listen to these guys. Paying for sex wont make you feel better. Also I wouldn't read that book. I previewed it and it looks like it's written by a cynical retard who thinks he's had all these revelations. It'd probably be some toxic reading.

>>691291672
whoofta

>>691293123
does this bother you? that i look down upon your childish ideals? learn to think and reason on your own instead of just doing what you are told, but then, you would have to be something other than a beta for you to be able to do that, im sorry for giving you false hope.

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>>691292854

Dylan, not Luke Perry. Dylan McKay had every girl in high school creaming her panties.

I don't know anything about Luke Perry.

Ok you want a better example of a nice guy who's also alpha? There is no better example than pic related.

>>691292149

couldn't answer huh?

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>>691293126
I've been happily married for over 20 years to my dream girl.

>>691291488
Bro, keep telling yourself that if it helps you live with yourself

>>691289545
All these fuckers are wrong about alpha definition.

I'll tell you what it means to be alpha.

Confidence.

In all you do have confidence and let it show.

Never done something before? Well it's a good time to try it out.

Just show confidence, clean your shit up and your golden.

>>691293363
>wah women don't like me because they all go for betas

No women don't like you because you're a fat, slobbish, unemployed, alcoholic man-child who still lives with his mother.

How can you not understand that you literal fucking retard

>>691293363
>fat
>terrible haircut
>clearly has poor hygiene

these are your main problems, and they are all completely in your control. You have nobody to blame but yourself for your situation.

WHAT IS THE FUKING SAUCE TO THE OP WEBM?!!!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!??!?!!!

Have you ever had sex

go pay a hooker or something.

>>691289545
Razor is so bad this patch, I'm sure he'll be buffed in 6.89

>>691291488
Go back to Iraq you filthy muslim.

>>691291672
You're not that bad man, maybe not blessed with great genetics but the fact is uglier dudes settle down all the time. Anyone can find love OP, the point is you gotta try.

>>691289545
You're putting the pussy on a pedestal bro

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>>691293126

They weren't all the same anon. It's an absolute fact that you can be nice and alpha. If you deny it it's probably because you are a beta autist with social phobia.

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>>691293363
>They also treat women like shit whoring all over the place and it fucks them up for other guys.

You are again, buying into the false narrative society has sold you. Please WAKE THE FUCK UP. Women want to go out and have sex and have fun just like you do. An alpha male is just someone who realizes this and pursues it. An alpha male presents his best self and pursues the conditional circumstances that will give him the best opportunity for sex. It doesn't make either one of them a whore.

WAKE UP NEO

>>691291672
You're not bad looking, just fat. Start cardio. Go for long walks. Then start mixing a bit of jogging into the walk. Do more and more until you can jog the whole way. Keep building it up and pushing it further, at whatever pace you can manage. Trust me it will make a huge difference in how you feel, and others will notice. Do it for you.

>>691293363
People who talk about alphas and betas like its a real thing are losers. Just make something of yourself. I personally don't fit either of your descriptions. Most guys don't.

Get a job, get healthy and get educated so you can provide for someone. The best girls don't care much about looks. If you're in good overall health you're fine.

>>691289545
Did you turn into or begin looking like Steve carrel at or before the age of 40, if at all

>>691289545
hookers anon. hookers.

>>691293451
Dylan McCay is fictional. Why is it the alpha/beta crowd always uses fictional characters to support their opinions? Probably because their ideas are not in accordance with the real world.

>>691289545
what would you rate your self out of 10

>>691293126
>your opinion belongs on Jaden Smiths twitter.

Brah, I'm stealing that.

>>691293582
Kinda mean but entirely accurate

>>691289545
Tell me that you're at least reasonable at DotA OP... please for god's sake if that's all you do, you better be over 5k MMR.

If you're not, why are you clinging onto life?

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>>691293363

>They also treat women like shit whoring all over the place

Those aren't alphas, those are asshole frat boys. Alphas don't treat their women like shit. On the contrary, they treat their women very well, they just don't take their bullshit.

You have no idea. It's sad (and fucking funny).

>>691293443
1/10 for getting me to replie. Your baiting way to hard fella.

>>691293740
Alpha males dont do it for sex.
That would be a waste of time.
Fuck bitches get money, do dope fuck hoes.

>>691291382
Yeah that's bullshit. 9011 mmr would be pro level. You're not fucking miracle. Kill yourself, life isn't gonna get better for you.

>>691291266
By just using the terms alpha and beta you permanently put yourself in the beta zone.

>>691293731

>>691293126
>>>691292010 (You)
>>The idea that alphas are assholes is something that has been sold to you by modern feminism.

^ This was my reply to the first statement I quoted.

Everything at the bottom is a reply to the last statement I quoted. You are preaching to the choir.

>>691290045
This

do you have an action figure collection?

>>691291672
I could get you laid

>>691290521
I'm not even a virgin and this is my life OP. And to be honest I'd rather have my V card than the horrible memory of all the pathetic sex I've had for the sake of having it.

>>691293591
this

>>691293977

Because I can't post a pic of that guy I know who's a total alpha and gets laid all the time because who the fuck else knows him?

>>691293822

> the best girls don't care much about looks

I cannot emphasize enough how absolutely right this is. Any woman worth staying with is going to be able to look past your physical flaws. As long as you don't come across like Ted Bundy or have the personality of a clogged toilet you can find someone.

Jesus, OP, just take a fucking hour long walk everyday and start drinking only water. That alone will help you feel physically better. And dating sites exist for a reason. I'm pretty much a straight up fucking autist but I've been able to have some decent LTRs in my life because of places like OKCupid.

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>>691291672

love 50 pounds, get a proper haircut, buy crest whitestrips, get basic ass job doing anything even slinging vending machine coffee at starbucks, delete all video games, you have another 40 years of life

>>691295264
So to be clear you have ZERO real life examples of an alpha we would all know. Best proof the alpha/beta thing is bullshit ever.

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>40 year old virgin
>thinks prostitutes aren't worthy enough for him

you are a faggot, case closed

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>>691293363
Sick shades

>>691295364
>Any woman worth staying with
>>691295364
>e decent LTRs
jesus christ. why the fuck would you do this when you can just sleep with women? You have been programmed to think you need a long term relationship. Your advice is worthless because you are a horribly uninformed koolaid drinker.

There are women out there just like you, 26 years old, going no where in life, maybe even has a kid from her last fuck up... of course they will fuck you. They will fuck anyone, that's not something that's noteworthy and it's definitely not a decent point of reference for the information you are trying to share.

>>691293451

>sometimes you have to slap a woman to get her back in line

How can one man be so based?

>>691295411
>you have another 40 years of life
he has been morbidly obese since he was 15. He has passed mid-life. He will be lucky to make it to 60 if changes aren't made now.

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>>691295746
Maybe someday you'll grow up and be able to have a real relationship with another person. Enjoy your stds.

>>691294782

unless you are talking about your bunghole v-card you are completely full of shite

and who the fuck--besides teenage girls and buggering cocksuckers--says "v-card" and I'm 110 fucking % sure you ain't the former

OP, what do you do to better your life? Where do you work? What do you read? Do you have any hobbies or talents? Do you even lift?

These are all things in your control.

>>691295581
>So to be clear you have ZERO real life examples of an alpha we would all know.
https://therationalmale.com/the-book/

Here's your proof, you fucking idiot. You need to realize people don't want to waste their time aruging with you because you are trying to say something that can be observed with the scientific method does not exist, based solely off of your ignorance to the subject. You may as well be plugging your ears and screaming like a mongoloid.

>>691295842
He can still get healthy and extend his life. It's not too late but the clock is ticking.

Ayy today is my birthday too

>>691295842

true. my bad. I retract my prior comment. OP youre fucked.

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>>691295581

Real life examples of alphas like maybe actors or athletes? I can post them too. What the fuck difference does it make?

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>>691296036
A book is proof? I guess you believe is Santa Claus because he's in a book too.

>>691289545
How often do you jack off?

>>691291847
Happily? Im not so sure. After citizen ship she will find someone she likes for real and leave you.

>>691296136
Male actors and athletes are NOT good role models. Most have fucked up personal lives because they are uneven people. They excel at one thing because they sacrificed everything else. There are exceptions but you wouldn't see those as alphas.

>>691295746

I didn't tell OP to run out and try to find a soulmate, nigger. Just reminding the poor bastard that he has options if he really gave a shit.

Besides, OP is fucking 40, not 26. When you grow up and become an adult you realize that making a real connection with someone is sometimes just as good as getting some ass. Not always, but then again most people in general are self-centered and shitty

>>691296386
Maybe but most don't. Divorce rates for these marriages are very low.

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>>691289545
please sauce/name anyone?

>>691290521
I'm not an alpha asshole, and women don't ignore me.

What does that say about you?

BTW, congrats!! ;)

>>691296123

Happy Birthday anon

Now give yourself a present and get the fuck outta here for the day.

>>691295998
>Enjoy your stds.

>Not realizing the girls you were with fucked a dozen other guys before you.
>Thinking women are old maids who don't enjoy fun and sex.
> Thinking women don't think about sex just as often as us.
>Thinking sleeping with different women is different than sleeping with someone in a long term relationship who banged 20 dudes before you.

Stop buying into the narrative society has sold you, please wake up.

>>691289545

I'm 38 & have been getting laid since I was 16.

you don't know what you are missing.

>>691293363

drop 30 pounds, clean your hair up, few other things and i could get you laid

i actually met my current girlfriend on a 4chan board years ago when i was 24, we met in person and were friends for a few months, went further and now were getting married. just have to try

>>691296676
Again I've been married to my dream girl for over 20 years.

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>>691296417

So you just have a problem with alpha males. I get it. They're superior, they're threatening to non-alphas, and it's natural to dislike them. Just like how women hate beautiful women. Nothing sets off a woman's rage than an even more beautiful woman in the vicinity.

>>691296461
>When you grow up and become an adult you realize that making a real connection with someone is sometimes just as good as getting some ass.

Your advice is bad and irrelevant. He has a half dozen things he needs to do for himself before he could even consider being responsible for another person.

>>691296944
>Again I've been married to my dream girl for over 20 years.
This guy married his highschool sweetheart, before he was 20 years old he decided he knew who he wanted to spend the rest of his life with. "Oh this must be the one."

His opinion is useless, the girl he's with probably settled. Don't listen to anything he says.

>>691293363
How those shades didn't get you laid is beyond me.

I want those.

I would show up at a party in those and my undies and I would be guaranteed at least a blowjob.

>>691289545
Wait this isn't r9k
https://youtu.be/-JY7cy7VwNk

>>691297284
It was my college sweetheart and it was 23. I had been with other girls before we started dating. I know what I'm "missing" and I don't miss it.

>>691296740
b8

>>691297573
>I had been with other girls before we started dating.
oh my god enjoy your stds

>>691291672
legit just fat.

Handome dudes look heaps ugly fat because you face is pushed out in wrong areas wheras dudes who look good fat look weird skinny

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>>691296740

Getting laid by the fatties that everyone else rejected doesn't really count.

Still better than the OP though.

>>691294329(You)

Samefag detected

>>691297759
I would know if I had them and I don't. I got lucky.

>>691290521
you're living the life of my dream, anon. i'm only 26 now but i am getting there. oh wait, i'm not even a virgin.

>>691290255

I think for some people first time sex is viewed as such an enormous hurdle that they stress the fuck out and self sabotage any chance they may have. I have other anxiety related issues in life and for me the longer they go on the worse they become. I would assume by 40 you would be so wound up on the first timer's anxiety that you'd never get past that in a natural fashion.

So why deal with all the pent up bullshit? Stick your dick in a few prostitutes to get over the initial fears (wear a fucking condom) then approach the normal girls when your confidence is restored.

Or just do like several people I know and pick you up a foreign girl to marry who will basically just be like a long term prostitute/parasite that leeches you dry while feigning interest. At least then you'll get to experience the majority of what the human relationship sphere has to offer.

*shrug*

>>691290521

Don't play computer games for 6 months and force yourself to leave the house every day at least once.

Work your way up to getting even a bullshit job.

Exercise, it's a pro anti-depressant.

Also, if you spend that much time gaming, make bathing a regular routine. At least once every other day. Once a day if you are one of those nasty fucks who don't use deodorant.

I guarantee in 6 months you will have a different outlook on life.

>>691297903

I've had fat, thin, white, black, hot, ugly, young, old.....

wouldn't change a thing.

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>>691298494

>black

enjoy your AIDS

>>691289545
>>691289545
>Playing DOTA
>Drinking all fucking day.
>At age 40.


This is why you are a fucking virgin.

You need to lower your standards and fuck women who have the same value as you. Find the fattest, ugliest women you can and try to fuck them. Most will probably still turn you down but just move on and keep trying. Eventually through sheer will you can get laid and become immune to rejection.

>>691289545

what were you doing 20+ years ago?

>>691291488

Sex is one of the more enjoyable aspects of life but I would include masturbation as "sex" in that regard. It's a bit better if someone else is involved but it's more like having cheese and bacon on your hamburger better. Not quite as good as having cheese, bacon, and a fried egg.

Anyone who denies that sex is an enjoyable experience is either full of shit and baiting, a virgin, or equating sex with all of the negatives of a relationship.

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who gives a shit?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=turTrEQ4DVo

>>691291588

I don't know why people always think alpha = preppy fratboy who fucks a lot and has tribal tattoos he thinks make him look manly.

IMO the Tao of Steve does a great job of explaining how to be a real Alpha. It's not about being the best looking or being the manliest or being rich.

It's about being excellent in a fashion that calls attention to yourself and being okay with that attention. False bravado is not required.

>>691291672
honestly not that bad, like everyone else said just try to lose some weight, even then there are plenty of girls who'd fuck fat guys rofl, i'm sure you've seen uglier dudes with girls before

why do you don't have sex with a prostitute?
>in b4 poorfag

>>691289545
GO TO THE GYM

>>691299792

But what if that interferes with his scheduled WoW raid?

>>691299473
>I don't know why people always think alpha = [...]

because they have no actual knowledge, and what they do know is indoctrinated or common misconceptions. These fucking idiots have to go through 8 stages of denial before they can even admit it.

>>691297028
You know what man I found some bigger girls beautiful but that girl is absolutely disgusting.