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Why haven't you deleted your Facebook account yet?
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>>691288805
Because I like FB, and I have no need to be some pseudo-edgy wannabe who thinks they are too good for FB, when in reality they are just a faggot who no one likes.
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because using it for messages is convenient. but i did delete everything from my profile/profile picture, unfollowed everyone from the timeline etc.
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>>691289241
>>691288975

>Facebook
>Here

Pick one.
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>>691288805

I have, because i'm not a fucking child.
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>>691288805
Because i never had an account to delete
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>>691289379
Sorry, but I can intellectually handle being on both. Too bad if you are not able to. But Im sure you have way more problems than that.
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OP, you silly goose, we go by a rhyme

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Pornhub is down
Your facebook will do
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>>691288975
Found the FB shill
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>>691289638
Thanks for proving my point, pseudo-edgy wannabe who is a loser.
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>>691289431

How is it childish to have a facebook account you fucking moron?
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>>691289543

Aww, how adorable. You feel offended so you attacked my intelligence. Get the fuck out of here, faggot.
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>>691288805
Because i deleted it over 8 years ago after making an account and being like "ok wtf do i do now?"
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>>691289785
you mad, bro?

it ok to be stupid, so dont feel bad about it.
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>>691289751
You got me good. Enjoy posting to all your friends about how you schooled that kid on the Internet today.
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>>691289842
You sound like an amazing problem solver! I bet you have a really good job.
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>>691288805
All I did on it was post links to songs on YouTube I was digging. I deleted mine when I moved to a different city because I already had the contact info for those I wanted to stay in contact with.
See ya, spyin fucks!
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>>691289379
>durrrr you can't have a facebook and be on 4chan!!11 then ur a normie!!! get out mah /b/ RRRREEEEEEEEEEE
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>>691288805
Because i'm not an edgy, unpopular loser without social life and i use it mainly for chatting with friends because you know - it's free and everyone uses it.
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>>691289965
you mad, bro?
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>>691289543
I can assure you that I have been at least 25% more productive after I've deleted my Facebook account. Also I've been reading more books, working out, working on becoming a better person.

Way better as a human being than laughing at "dank memes".

I used to use Facebook just for fucking bitches. Facebook is the best for that. But now I have a beautiful wife and ever since I deleted my Facebook my life improved so much.

10/10. Would recommend
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>>691288805
I'm about, but my friends are a bunch of normies. I literally can only chat with them online through Facebook
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>>691288975
But fb uses you, fb dosent care about you why would you help fb?
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>>691288975

this guy probably visits Reddit too.
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>>691290063
and is /b/

yeah, we're buying this, dumbass.
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>>691290176
you mad, bro?
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>>691290063
>gloating on /b/ about what he wishes his life was like

inb4 "idc if u believe me my life is fuckin great thats why i need to tell everyone on an anonymous malaysian cave painting site about it"
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Moved last year, never looked back. Mostly just use it for sharing photos/albums/videos with family/friends. I have a few coworkers that still use FB, but for the most part everyone else I interact with either deleted or just stopped using FB ages ago.
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she's wondering where her emotional sponge went to.
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>>691290102
After I deleted my account I have no regrets and all the people I need to talk to have whatsapp. If they don't (which is rare), I just use the fucking phone like any normal human being
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too lazy
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>>691288805
Tinder
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>>691288805
I did, they kept suspending my account a few days at a time for trolling, so I write them tellin them stop bein little whiny bitches and delete the fuckin account. GREAT SUCCESS! NEVAR GOING BACK TO THAT DUMB SHIT!
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>>691290416
so true dating profiles are weird w/o them but also on the other hand fuck facebook
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>>691290366
Same thing i'm about to do, but my retarded friends just like "hurr durr, facebook are more popular"
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>>691288975
>>691289543
>>691289751
>>691290058

Autistic and deluded. Zuck is here, boys!
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I didnt want to unfortantly i cant support a program made by one of the most libreal agendest out there. Mark zekenford push his political agenda, also the ads. Its like signing up to be brain washed for free no thank you.
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>>691288805
Because I have a life outside of 4chan
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>>691290618
Just tell them if they want to speak to you, they'll need a reasonable method to do so. Give them your phone number and any chat username (whatsapp/hangouts/g+/4chan) and it's up to them.
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>>691289751
>On /b/
>Calling random anons losers and faggots
>Thinks people like him
doublethink much? Fucking hypocrite.
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>>691290416

this and only this
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>>691290010
Whats wrong my summerfag friend do you get bullied at school and now you need to attack others to feel better with yourself? Awwww poor thing let me give you a hug
kek

also i work at manufacturing computer components its not that good but im sure that i make way more money than a loser like you

And i wont waste more of my time with an insecure shit like you.
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>>691290744
Good one
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>>691290744
>facebook
>life
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>>691288805
because of this
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>>691290618
Fuck them and use whatsapp
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>>691288805
I did 4 years ago, shit was unbearable
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>>691290936
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
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>>691290732
This. Thanks for your sacrifice anon. Not being sarcastic either. But fuck, I really want to get on tinder sometimes.
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>>691289632
>Only using one porn site
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>>691288805
Gotta have a shell account in case a boss asks to see it. Might as well be deleted though!
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>>691288805
Only 3 types of people don't use facebook:

Old people that are used to not having any sort of social media so they have none of them

Losers who barely have any/no friends at all and don't want to be reminded of that fact

Paranoids that always talk about being spied on and the nsa and other shit
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>>691288805
fb jews did it for me 3 years ago
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I have Facebook with no friends, I just use it to login into netflix
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>>691288805
>implying i ever got involved with that cancerous shitshow
I know who my true friends are.
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>>691291316
4. People who care at all about any kind of privacy

5. People who care at all about any kind of security

6. People who don't give a fuck about random baby pictures and shitposts from people they haven't spoken to in years

7. People who enjoy social networks, but prefer others (twitter, google+, instagram, whatever)

8. People who don't give a fuck about social networks

9. People who have better means to communicate with their friends and family (see: any other method)
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>>691291454
This

I only use facebook to get access to my free Steam games, Facebook seems to be full of cancerous contents which is unbearable
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>>691291629
This
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>>691288805
I never had one in the first place.
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>>691291316
no idea why this anon is so mad
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>>691291629
I only use facebook as a platform to plan events with friends. So most of your points are invalid.
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>>691291629
The only people that don't care about facebook are people that don't talk about it. Yet for some reason anyone who hates it aaaallllways needs to tell everyone they know about it. Really says something about those people
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>>691291924
>literally no mad at all in the post
>LOL UMAD

When will summer end
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>>691288805
Because I have alot of pics I don't want to dl, also because of fam, fb is so over rated now it's like all these old people started using it and they fucked it up with their political correct bullshit, they should of never learned how to use 1.internets 2.fb fucking ruined that, need a new site one where people aren't just fucking talking about the damn stupid ass president, blm, illegals, guns etc. I mean I know we talk about that here but y'all have common sense and there's naked bitches these fucking people it's like you are talking to a motherfucking donkey.
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>>691291934
The few people that actually care about facebook always go out of their way to tell everyone else their negative opinion of a shit site must be wrong. Really says something about those people.
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>tfw you spent more time talking with your "friends" on facebook more than in real life

I'm so fucking tired of this shit
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>>691292013
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>>691291316
People that don't like cancer
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>>691292013
Here's how to download all your photos/videos at once.

You can upload them all to Google Photos for every single feature Facebook Photos has plus unlimited web storage, better editing tools, better sharing, and mind blowingly better search (e.g. "pictures of Josh playing with my dog" actually works without tagging anyone/anything manually).
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>>691290988
Moon man moon man can you see?
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I think it suits women's vanity but when men start doing the same shit it just looks faggy
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>>691288805
Work requires I have one, but they don't require it's active :)
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>>691288805
Fb faps.
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Because I use Facebook to communicate with my gym members
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The reason I'm using facebook because I like to masturbate to my old female classmates

>pic relate it's she, we used to have sleepover parties back in the days
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>>691293007
did you make cummies on her backside agent Bond?
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