Waifu claiming thread.
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>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>This is not /b/, this is /mai/
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>I want my minimalism back
>3D is almost always trash
>Down with democracy
>Most importantly, have fun!
Homura claimed.
>>691287831
That sounds like something I wouldn't like lmao
I hate that kind of shit, I would rather just go watch porn, ya know?
Glad about your internet though. Gonna go play overwatch now?
Come at you on my 60.mbps internet COnnection Fuck the police.
>>691288086
>60 mbps
Holy fuck nigger I only have like 100 kbps
How much do you pay for that shit
QOTT: how many dicks can your waifu take?
>>691287931
Democracy is your friend
>>691288085
I know you like cute stuff. You got me into this shit. Kiniro has changed my life about shit. people think im weird tho for watching it like im gay or some shit.
Lily claim.
Good morning, /waifu/
>>691288243
60 bucks a month. When you dont have to run intenet on camels and sand dunes its cheaper fam.
>>691288444 (QT)
Checked
>>691288588
Trips
Stolen from self.
Still lurking Jib?
>>691288473
Morning
>>691288292
They'll be no dicks left after your waifu is done. ~
>>691288437
>>691288581
I feel you dude, sometimes people are assholes.
But fuck it, watch what you want. As long as it makes you happy and you aren't hurting anyone, right?
60 bucks for 60 mb internet holy shit
And it's unlimited? No data cap?
>>691288881
Always lurking
Can't miss the /waifu/ meta
>>691289267
Hahaha, how bout shitposting? That going well?
Good morning.
>>691289859
Good morning there.
>>691289242
If there's a data cap i havent found it.
Dude just owned with D.va and Mei feels so good to freel game!@!
>>691289859
Hello Kyouko beauty
You are doing great!
>>691289859
>Kyouko for Kyouko puffs
Good Morning Kyouko!
>>691289859
Good morning Kyouko
What's up
>>691288979
Morning to you too
How's your day?
>>691289859
>>691289859
Sweet Kyouko when?
>>691290500
My morning has been well and has consisted of doing this.
I don't think i have seen you before. Are you doing great?
>>691289961
Cutie.
>>691290076
>You are doing great!
But it's too hot...
>>691290347
Hello Lily!
>>691290500
Hey Takao.
I'm doing good, it's a bit too hot though.
>>691290603
>
>>691290725
Never, her boobs aren't big enough.
>>691290725
Is there a word for the orange marks appearing around her head? I want to add them to an ohayo
>>691291331
welcome back popular italy
I need more Karen
>>691291331
It is quite hot today. I miss winter, but when winter comes, it's too cold.
>RIP NYC
How's life?
>>691291140
I'm doing well, you up to anything?
>>691291331
Ah, hope it cools off a little
>>691291618
Pixiv, Danbooru, Google, zerochan, etc
>>691291758
Thank you
>>691291758
That's not me, friend.
>>691291618
Fuck off Yume
>>691291331
You're too hot~
You could cook a croissant bare handed.
>>691291758
Not really. Mostly just sitting here tired.
Tell me something about yourself lov.
Tristana claimed
And heading out for a while. I have to fix this dreaded sleep cycle
>>691291331
>her boobs aren't big enough
But that's part of why she is perfect.
>>691291493
I honestly have no idea, sorry.
Goodbye all, for now.
>>691291758
You're Atago's sister, right? I'm Karen, pleased to meet you.
Another time though, will get to know you better.
>>691292371
Thanks anyway, I edited it myself.
>>691291493
Welcome back aswell terrorist.
>>691291657
Good I guess, heat aside.
>>691292092
I wish I was as cold as an ice cube at the moment.
>>691292371
I guess that's true.
>>691291947
Oh, my bad, I joined like last night and i hadn't met you yet
>>691292092
I like playing OW
>>691292237
See you then
>>691292520
au revoir, Karen
>>691292237
Sleep well
>>691292520
Goodbye
>>691292594
Time for an ice bath
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>>691292860
Neat
>>691292919
>ice bath
Preparing an organ harvest?
Miho claimed
>>691292594
>>691292371
before I go lol, it worked
Homura I think I can do edits for you
>>691293148
It murdered her eggs.
Cheap birth control
>>691293434
Miho-chan
>hugs
>>691294125
Yuuko-chan <3
MGS:V is confusing me.
That was a nice nap.
>>691294569
Don't question the whales.
>>691294687
And a short one.
Hello again.
>>691294779
How's life?
>i'm fine
Yo
>>691295022
About 20 minutes or so. Perfect in my eyes.
Evening waifu! I'm here one hours before going to bed.
How was your day until now?
>>691295185
Du gehst um 8 ins Bett?
>>691295022
Still kind of shit. Would be ubering but washing my clothes.
>>691295278
Nur heute, muss um 3 Uhr aufstehen um 4 auรer Haus gehen um den Zug um 5 zu erwischen um rechtzeitig um 7 in der Arbeit zu sein.
Kein Witz. Ich bin froh, dass ich bald umziehe
>>691295185
>implying you made the day worse by coming in
>>691295278
ENGLISH, MOTHAFUCKER, DO YOU SPEAK IT?!
>>691295185
People say that it's very hot today
I didn't notice until now~
>>691295566
Summer is the worst season for me... I like fall the best.
>>691295566
Hot you say?
>>691295484
>Implying I implied
what are you talking about?
>>691295566
It's not hot. It's warm.
33 degres Celsius
that's 91 fahrenheit for you
>>691295690
I personally like spring. I like the rain and the temp is decent.
>>691295708
Steaming
>>691295727
You add an extra 20 degrees
>91 is hot as hell
>>691295566
Those dub dubs are hot
>>691295727
Up until now implies that if we had a good day that up until now it was good
>91 F
I cant handle that heat and I live in Florida. That's why i don't like going outside
>>691296033
Then lets go to the beach.
>>691296033
>lewd picture
oh my
it's not hot, it's the perfect temperature to go for a walk.
>>691296147
I just wanted to know how your day was up until now! Not implying anything!
>I can't handle that heat
I can! And I love it! And tomorrow is my first day at work. I'm looking forward to it.
Cream
>>691296147
You should head out and have some fun.
I hear your clubs are the bomb.
>>691296205
My body is ready
>>691296471
Walk on the beach?
>>691296473
Sugar
>>691296562
>I hear your clubs are the bomb.
>>691296747
Kings cross is good.
Get punched in the head and die.
>>691296562
Sure but only at sun set.
>>691296562
Austria does not connect with an ocean, so no beaches here.
Only lying in bed, barely clothed is an option
>>691296815
Thumb nail looked like a bloody dick.
>>691296747
I took a shot in the dark.
>>691296980
You'll still light up the night
>>691297070
Hate how the sands gets everywhere anyway.
That's my job~
>>691297429
No dicks, only staff.
>>691297429
It does what the fuck
>>691297509
Oh my. <3 Let me put some lotion on you before you get a sun burn.
>>691297070
>them nipples tho
>>691297509
True. I remember when I was in malta... one week later I still had sand on me.
>that's my job
being everywhere or being barely clothed? Or maybe both~?
Claiming, how's everyone?
>>691297656
I love you spike
Forgive my behavior
>>691297736
The only burns i'll get are from the fire in my heart.
>>691297937
I'm as adaptable as your waifu. I can be whatever you wish.
Not claiming
Look at cute akizuki :c
Beer is shit and is only for girls.
>>691298231
I could never drink beer, I'd throw up.
But I can drink spirits just fine.
I slept more than I should've