be a parasite son until I decide so

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I STUDY. WHEN I NO STUDY I PRAISE THE MOST HIGH
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Forwarder in EU transport

>>691282465
I build the internet. I am the lord high reagent of the net. You dwell in my land. Also stop calling me when it stops working. Shit happens. Get over it.

Britain's representative to the European commission

>>691282465
Metal fabricator - Steel and Aluminium, mostly. Machine parts and tools for heavy industry.

£9.85 p/h, plus overtime and bonuses. gets tedious but it pays the bills and i live OK.

Civil servant

ISP Tech support.

I really want to quit though. People are constantly being whiny unreasonable assholes and after a year its getting harder and harder to stop myself from just laying into customers over "no, its not our fault that you didn't pay the bill because you had dropbox on 24/7 to bottleneck your line."

>>691282465
Web Developer

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Hard & software engineer (mostly embedded systems)

Pays shit btw.

>>691282465
video game artist

Drilling

physicist

>>691282465
Tattoo artist

Technical writer and editor for a defense company

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>>691282465
sound / audiovisual tech, really dig it but where i live we get paid literally SHIT by the hour

>>691282465
nothing really...

Consultant for banks and insurance companies. Mostly do assignments as business analyst, sometimes IT process related shit

>>691282465
Male prostitute

Mail man

Electrician, going to be a ski rental tech in japan soon though

>>691282465
a man studies mathematics

>>691283475
Post some of your work

>>691283067
>£
for now

Professional Masturbator

Police

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Tacobell. I lick all your tortillas before you.

Professional speaker. Talk at confrences. $5k per hour. Only do 3 talks a month and earn $15k. Great job.

Railroad conductor

I also own a real estate company. I own three properties that I rent out.

English teacher.

>>691282465
RN

disability income

>>691282465
i'm a model if you know what i mean

Freelance journalist

Niponaut. Like a cosmonaut, but Japanese

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>>691283972
>5k per hour

Lie detector

pharmacy technician and student

>>691284160
Different anon here. Speakers can really get paid that much.

US Congressman

>>691284255

Different anon here.

They do but they're generally very well accomplished people. Not btards

>>691283972
>Professional speaker. Talk at confrences. $5k per hour. Only do 3 talks a month and earn $15k. Great job.

Really? Can you prove that? Do you also get mad pussy? Oh yhea, spread my meme

PRAISE THE MOST HIGH

Phone salesmen

>man is a wagamama man

>>691284319
Maybe he's a speaker and a lolifag?

I'm an electrical forester for Hydro One in Ontario Canada

A boy does not a single fucking thing

>>691282465
A cow waloper

A sysadmin has no name.

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Fix airplanes

>>691282465
approve shit people wants to build

Nuclear Installation Engineer (Electrical maintenance atm)

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Are any of you good with women? I need tips

>>691283991
I'm will be working on the real estate side of things. Did you buy your first home to live in or fix it up? Goal is to rent out 3-5 properties and rent for around 1100 a month

Guitar and amplifier tech

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Utility Arborist*

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Wendy's top chef.

>>691284698
I'll give you more than just the tip.

>>691284698
No, I just masturbate to hentai.

Currently botanist technician, but that's just for the season.

Also bonus points for the fact that my captcha was "select all images with trees".

>>691284698
Sure, get off 4chan and go outside/socialise

Diesel mechanic. Bout 65k/ year.

Warehouse manager easy gig, just transferred to a new warehouse shift went from 4am-12pm to 8am-5pm feels bad

>>691284772
semantics.

>>691284914
I'm not 4chan all the time
Just when I'm high

High school math teacher.
45k a year + extra duty coaching etc... +8k.
I only work 185 days a year. bitches.

>>691282465
Janitor

>>691282465
I work for a couple hours a day then browse the internet if the boss isn't around. Ez

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Coastal Engineer

>>691283764
/b/ is pretty anti tattoos these days, so I'd rather not.

Paramedic

>>691284698
I have no social life, im sitting rotting in my apartment on disability browsing 4chan all day.

>>691284160
I just did 2 weeks in indonesia speaking for a life insurance company. Got paid USD cash. What is so hard to believe? I'm a very smart cunt with lots of experience. I know heaps of speakers that get paid more than me. Bill Clinton gets $100K per talk. I can't see why you assholes are so retarded. Get with the fucking program. Geez.

Navy fighter pilot

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Software developer

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>>691285205
>NEET Bucks

>>691284772
Arbor fag here too
I climb 40 foot palms for fun and give trees haircuts

Mechanical Engineering - Intern

[Still in school]

>>691282465
I brew beer for a living

>>691282465
An anon lives. An anon won't know what an other anon does.

>>691282465

Tax Inspector

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Composer/Arranger for Film/TV/Theatre music scores.
>pic related...., is me.

>>691284704
I bought my first house to live in. It was originally a two flat and I converted it back to a single family. I does most of it myself and that's when i realized I could do this. My wife has been into real estate for a long time. She's an assessor. So we started buying and then Incorporated

>>691285437
>give trees haircuts

I hope you're a barber. Hairstylist or -dresser is such a faggot way to earn your keep.

On the other hand, this IS /b/.. ..

>>691285686
>an other
>other
hurrrrr durrrrr

I work in a nursing home, i help people with dementia when they need to wash, get dressed, eat dinner, take meds etc.

I do debt collections for the courts, i actually really enjoy it

Working 3 part time jobs.
>Occupational therapeut
>Give MMA Lesson to Kids
>Superviser in Packaging Factory

>>691282465
Software.

Currently porn sites.

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>>691282465
Work 20 hours on the weekend for a bookies and 40 hours during the week for a supermarket.

>>691282465
Wank.

Honestly. It's all I do. Oh, and wait.
Usually I get some work done, but according to the GF, it's just never enough.

So I watch reruns and wank while she's at work. And wank. And wait.

Money keeps on coming in, though.
They won't for long, but I have like three months till I hafta consider work again.

>>691285205
how much do you get? and what is the disability you get paid for?

>>691282465
Air traffic control officer

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>>691284698
Get fit, look well, smell good, and get some confidence even if its bullshit.

Professional acrobat. I get paid to do flips.

>>691282465
Software Architect

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>>691285876
>tree haircuts
>barber
You fucking autist. He said arborist

Im unemployed

>>691282465
Maintanencefag at a hospital

>>691283174
I feel for you bro, I'm a network engineer for fortune 100 company and I can't imagine the shit you have to put up with from users.

My department won't even consider hiring you if you don't have at least a CCNP and we still get calls and cases from people that blame the network for everything under the sun. I got a case this week because a user was convinced the network was why some buttons on his phone were not working. I believe his exact words were "the numbers must be getting lost somewhere". An hour argument later he was amazed to find out the buttons were just broken and replacing the phone fixed it.

pornstar

>/b/
>living
Pick one.

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Male striper, make more being a whore than a wage slave.

professional liar and catfish

Got a legit job selling weed in Oregon over the summer. $18/h.

Motorcycle Mechanic!

Transportation security officer, I make sure planes no go boom.

>>691286880
lul
why dont you just be something non cuckd?
kys

>>691282465
I schedule appointments for IA firms,
and I FUCK BITCHES part time

>>691282465

Sausage factory production manager

>>691282871
Magnificent and scared as fuck once comprehended.

>>691286668
/thread

>>691283972
Corporate mouth piece of propaganda.

New title.

Pool boy by day, tinder slut by nught

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>>691286608
Autism comes with a lack of a sense of humor.

I think we all see who's the autist here.

I'm an engineer at JPL.
Science!

>>691282465
>What do people on this board do for a living?
Head of Communications & Marketing

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i sh1tpost for 4 living Xd

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>>691287168
Hey baby ill be what ever you want, but its gonna cost you. Seriously true its not bad usally i get to go to partys and undress for soild 3/10s, the worst is when you get a gay party request but you learn to just take it.

>>691282465
Physicists, but my job consists mainly of programming and statistics

>>691285040
I teach biology. It the same, but with a more enjoyable subject.

Professional meme artist and distributor.

>>691286205
sauce?

>>691287944
Do they know you're a pedophile?

>>691286870
/thread

>>691284698
For every man there is the right girl. But that doesn't mean you don't have to put at least a little effort in your appearance. I know from experience that being fit isn't necessary to find a girl, but just common decency matters most.
Work on good hygiene (properly wash yourself and groom)
Don't dress like a slob (look up on youtube guys like AlphaM and Real Men Real Style)
Just be nice and not creepy in your behaviour.

Kennal technician.

Be a parasite daughter until my job starts and then I'll be able to pay rent.
I'll be working in a café at a zoo :)

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>>691282465
Sleep Medicine Specialist
$23/hr

Also I play Destiny so much it should be a paid part time job. It gets a lot of hate but I find it relaxing after a 12 hr shift at the hospital.

>>691282465
own automated websites, do nothing all day and get paid. thnx internet.

>>691284698
Talk about anything except sex and make her laugh without dick jokes.

Career musician and writer
Aka poorfag

>>691290424
Affiliate or? Surely you have to do some maintenance work. Or do you own an ad driven cancer click bait site?

Make youtube videos

im a barista at starbucks

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I'm a bartender but I have mental problems called anxiety the pills haven't helped yet

>>691282465
I liaise. I earn 2.3 times the average wage.

When I'm not at uni, Swimming Teacher $28/hr

Compliance officer for an engineering firm.

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Commercial Diver. I shit kick underwater and make a decent wage when work is on.

Artist (paintings on canvas, murals, some sculpture, poster designs, etc.)

Interior design, it's ite

Electrician

>>691293806
me 2
worst move and im thinking about suicide every day

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painting my crazy philosophical view on the world with acrylics
and I'm getting moderatly better with it which makes me don't want to kill myself

I work at a prison, reckt threads and self mutilation threads were good educational material.

>>691292035
not really, I have some amazon affiliate programs for specific niches, which make somes $$, and a few music sites that leak unreleased shit, so normal ads + popups on there, couple porn ones too, everything in the book fam

work with children

>>691292035
If im in a niche that can scrape content, I do it. most of the content on the internet is recycled, so who cares. you just have to find a good source that uploads frequently. then some SEO and networking and you get it goin quick

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>>691282465
Stay at home dad. Also repair and repaint furniture I get free or cheaply.

>>691294662
What a fucking cuck.

i dun suck no cock, no!

I thought 4chan was Fucking based until the last few Fuckwit jobs. Fuck.

>>691293964
Hey, Why if i may ask ? Its not that dull / wage slave of a job

>>691294622
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>>691282465
i work at a hot dog factory

Plumbing Installer.

Professor.

I wait until money runs out and then sell shit. When shit's over, I'm over.
Shit's about to be over. I have until late August. I already have the rope.

British Army

Customer service / business development for a large Chrysler and used car dealer. $3500-$4500/mo depending on bonuses

>>691282465
>security guard for a venue
>eBay

Looking for a 3rd thing to really get the money. I love doing both of the above though.

>>691282465
I'm a data scientist and government consultant with a security clearance.

a girl is just a Software Engineer and Android Developer.
I own my own company.

On the side a make some money by playing the piano.

>>691282465
Sales Engineer $165-225k/yr

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I'm a highschool teacher

UNEMPLOYED

>>691295645
Can you not do something on Youtube ? no matter how zany it is ?

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School bus driver, and land man... I'm buying mineral rights in West Virginia and Pennsylvania... any of you faggots own land?

>>691287864
>learn to just take it

>>691289771
Hopefully not working at the register. People at theme parks and zoos can be awful

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Build things for the nations Transport and agricultural sectors.

Made a 35 tonne bridge deck yesterday for the Railway, feels good man.

>>691296397
i own nearly 20k sq miles in canada, and about 35k in africa, get on my level

>>691296708
Cool story bro, you lease that shit?