Waifu claiming thread.
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>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>This is not /b/, this is /mai/
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>I want my minimalism back
>3D is almost always trash
>Down with democracy
>Most importantly, have fun!
Homura claimed.
Rolling For Blonde Alliance
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=btyWqO6R0UE
Tristana Claimed
Yo
>>691275643
Hello tris
>>691274924
>cove sucks... hard
AHahahahahah
Did you meet the snibbidy snabs? THe big crab guys?
Did you meet the teams of four fish spearmen? Those guys are fucking bonkers
They can hit all spots and they crit so hard.
/dadg/ calls them critsnipers
>>691274928
Kekeke, back to books. What are some that you enjoyed reading? Like a lot?
>>691274995
Oooh okay. What the fuck though? All the cars are manual!? That's something insane to me.
Any idea why?
>>691275485
Same dude! Done with vacation. I mean it's summer so I guess not done with that. Done with the trip though.
Why were you trying to explain that pic to someone, lol?
>>691275041
>Always assume every car is out to kill you.
THOSE DAMN CARS, MONSTERS I TELL YOU
Pretty scary because they're not afraid of crashing as you are. Since they barely get dented but you basically get punted across the street.
>I'll take you for a ride!
Only if we get to cuddle and watch anime afterward
no homo not gay promise
>>691275090
>cuck life
best life though. Stable income and job is best
>>691275407
>chef bro ignores me
chef bro why
>>691275383
Steam sale was a bit shit. You got it on that.
If you think it's good then I definitely gotta check it out. Your semester started yet?
>>691275140
Oh I see. So where did you say you were from again?
>>691275643
Welcome back tristana
I'm baaaaaack
>>691275928
>Your semester started yet?
No not until august.
>>691275928
Originally Cyprus.
The non-kebab side.
>>691275928
I really can't complain, yeah, but it still sucks.
Claimed and all that
>>691275331 (Makoto)
>properly dignifying your one and only waifu
>too much effort
It's about the principle of the thing
>>691275407 (Rory)
Same as far as the shoulders go. What days do you have off?
>>691275414 (Yuuko)
You do physically nothing? And I'm sure I will, thank you.
>>691276064
>The non-kebab side.
We could have been great friends, habibi.
Originally though? Where are you now?
>>691276053
So what classes did you end up getting?
>>691275512
mandatory cc claim
>>691276024
i see your back, in a proper manner.
welcome to the fuckin idk.
you now have no soul yada yada yada, please post your taste in music through video's so i can see if we have anything in common
I have to get back to /tg/ soon, the faggot magic players will be waking up, and I need to shitpost in their threads.
>>691275806
Hello, good morning Mio!
>>691275838
Hey Yuuko, how are things?
>>691275928
Thanks for the welcome and a hi hi to you
>>691276145
Hello Renge!
This is a good breakbeat album.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IktBnnBwAm4
>>691275407 (Rory)
I've listened to the ones you linked, couldn't be arsed to download their albums yet but I will definitely do it today. The progressive/experimental rock components are what I enjoyed the most.
>>691275333 (Trips loliguy)
That's too bad, I hope I don't have to keep my pc on for days, win10 is gonna screw my plans.
Maybe I should be using case-insensitive.
>>691275928
No idea at all.
>>691275928
Because someone was like "Why the Fuck is her hair censored"
So i looked it up and i knew that it was because Shino told alice she wants to dye her hair blonde after she graduates. Alice thinks it would look terrible. Shino then thinks it would probably look so terrible they would have to censor her hair out of the Anime. "It would be just a Golden Mosaic" which is the title of the show. Mind blown.
>>691276292
Godspeed.
>>691276321
No prob
How you been? Yuno been chill while I was gone?
>>691276145
If talking to beautiful people online counts then i'm doing that right now.
>>691276321
Wonderful. The dolls haven't taken you yet.
This is good.
I'm sure you're doing good as well.
>>691276292
farewell
>>691276249
I live in Greece right now. Most people you talk to though will say that Cyprus and Greece almost the same country.
>>691276365
You could. But it took mine a few hours to come up.
It's also largely based on luck.
>>691276390
>Mind blown.
Ahahahahahah
Fucking nice. I didn't even get that joke. Thanks for that.
How was your week? Been all good?
Made some tasty dishes? That pork you showed me last time really made me want to stop being muslim kek
>>691275928
I don't really read that much. I don't really have favourites either. I found a lot of books not that interesting really. I don't really read that often.
>>691276321
Oh hello! How's it going?
>>691275928
Pretty much, it's why motorcycles are very aggressive in their riding. They have to be to be safe.
Totally, I'm up for that! No homo.
>>691276145
I'm on an iPhone. It is literally more trouble than it's worth!
Time to head home. Be back soon!
>>691276390
That's clever.
>>691276594
Luck is big weakness of mine.
>>691276928
>typo
>RUN AND HIDE DINOSAUR KAREN INCOMING
>>691276594
They aren't? Why would people say this? I don't really know anything about this.
You work or study by the way?
>>691276750
Darn, thought I could have a chat about this. Books are really nice. Fiction I mean. Can't really stand reading informative books. Get bored too fast.
>>691276882
>Very aggressive
Shouldn't they be the opposite!? How is aggressive riding equaling safe? Lmao
>mfw death
>>691276623
My week has been alright. My internet got fucked up so ive been posting off my phone and playing Overwatch off my phone. It should be turned on soon. I was trying to watch my data. The phone company just sent me a thing last night that i used 90 percent of my data. Fucks given ZERO.
Im Actually going shopping today for an event im catering at like Noon. Its crazy the Person who im doing it for is coming with me and she's a Passable Tranny. Should be interesting.
>>691277144
>>691277144
You sound odd today.
I'm not sure if i should trust your earlier "I'm fine"
>>691277088
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Akiko claimed
Still at the zoo
Niggers are not people and should be at the other side of the fence
>>691277088
People were rolling for Karen Lewds all week. I don't think anyone won. I hit quints and everyone lost their shit because i didnt go for karen lewds. This was made and given to me for it.
>>691277088
I'm sorry I'm just not much of a reader really. I struggle to find something that I don't want to put down.
>>691277243
karen-kun what the fuck am i looking at
>>691276882
>judgment ensues
>>691276564
That counts, I'd think. Is that your plan for the rest of the day?
>>691276321
Hey Tristy, what's up?
>>691277194
>Passable Tranny
Kekekke, I want to say go for it but I also don't want to.
Sounds like a fun thing. How much data you buy for your phone per month? I got 1.5 gigs
When does it renew? If it's 90% and all.
I need more Karen x Shino pictures now, lol
>>691277460
Ahahaha holy shit your gets are amazing
>>691277514
>>691277399
it's how I do niggas
death gets me D I A M O N D S
>>691277421
My boi, best artist.
How you doing?
Agree on the nigger statement lmao
>>691277421
I love the zoo
Have fun
>>691277539
I will also eat and read boring things you don't have an interest in.
Living the dream.
>pic related
>>691276404
I wouldn't know. Most of the time I see her when I go or when I'm heading out
>>691276564
The d- oh the dolls. Hey you know there's an island called Isla the Las muñecas? Doll Island and yes the typical disheveled, dusted, grimy, eye or limb missing spooks dolls
>>691276750
Eating some oatmeal and definitely will run this day. Missed two days because of stuff to do
>>691277539
Having some breakfast. I'm currently listening to the abyss watchers ost for remembrance of that awesome fight I had. You play Dark Souls?
>>691277650
>death
Oh. Im still here. Huh.
>>691277650
As I said I'm still at the zoo
Snek a cute
I'll report in later when I'm back home. We're almost leaving
>>691277923
>mfw
>>691277910
Well forget him, how about you? Been good?
>>691277949
Chef bro why ignore
>>691277955
Kekeke alright, have fun yo.
>>691277910
I have seen some bits about this island before when i was on my creepy pasta binge.
>>691277910
I haven't played 3 because I'm a jew and I'm waiting for the price to drop but otherwise yes
>>691277849
That's a great pic there
Are you sure I won't have an interest? Now I'm curious
>>691278068
i ordered a suicide vest today
it came in the mail
>pic related
>>691278249
What's with that outfit? Kiro a sloot?
>>691277650
i have a bunch of sino x karen. Dude i have like 20gigs on my phone plan.
1.5 gigs?
>kek
>>691278249
>>691278367
I'll fucking end your life Karen.
>>691278382
omg this is so cool, I can complete some of your pictures lol
>pic related
1.5 gigs is all I can do man, it costs me something around 40 dollars.
How much does your 20 gig cost?
>>691278438
lmao no please fam
I'm just saying that dress is a little short and the thighhighs are a bit suggestive
that's all my man
:^)
>>691278433
can you set me up with a couple xtra dank memes
>>691278240
If you like anthropology mixed with a weird political skew about how all races are equal.
>>691278433
nice box yo
>>691278624
Nah it's all good friendo
She just likes showing off her rocking bod fam
>it was at home anyway
>>691278433
>>691278872
>can't even open that gif because of what I think is on it
>random people passing by my laptop
nigga I really want to see that ass though
>>691277399
i am good
nice get 99
>>691278985
Yes we can. I love heart-shaped pupils so much.
>>691277088
If I'm aggressive in my riding, I have more control over what happens. If I'm not aggressive, it means I'm letting others decide how my riding goes.
>>691277539
I wouldn't even know how to do it. Besides, it's not like my normal file names are much better!
>Plus, it literally wouldn't do anything since iPod renames every image I upload to image by default.
My lovely communist waifu.
>>691279006
dont wori
i shall hold you in arms of myself
comfort
>>691278624
It cost like a couple hundred. but we have like 4 phones on the plan. But my sister and brother in law like are always in wifi Same with my mother. So i end up with all that data. They get hella pissed tho like last night when i got the text i got texts from all of them "THE FUCK?"
this gif rules btw
>>691279220
http://www.ilbe.com/7318543990
>>691279073
Alright then.
Continue onward.
>>691279220
Heart-shaped pupils are for sluts.
>>691275512
"this is not /b/ this is /mai/"
it clearly says /b/ on the url.
>>691279399
you got again
Good morning
>>691279225
Hm, I guess that makes sense. Still scary overall.
>>691279332
nice meme honestly
I remember that pic
>inb4 everyone is rip
remember?
>>691279385
>pic related
also that's fucking funny as hell lmao
They can be pissed but they can't take back the overwatch hours kekekke
>>691279436
>>691277088
Did I bother you with my question? Apologies if I did. Was just getting to know you better.
>>691279668
Hi Rin! We haven't met before. I'm Karen, how are you doing today?
>>691279668
Rin
>>691278703
>all races are equal
But that's wrong :^)
It depends, I have to be in the mood for that sort of reading. It isn't uninteresting, though.
>>691279225
Wow, I didn't realize iphone was such shit. And yeah, you could stand to fix those too.
>>691279436
This man has the right idea
That said, heterochromia is also almost always garbage
>>691279751
what
>>691279508
>>691279436
I disagree but sadly they are not above Togame's. Does she look good with glasses?
>>691279508
Not in my pc.
>>691279394
That's a really good find, you can even make a bunch of crops out of those and they are all adorable.
>>691275512
Madoka is trash and Homura is used trash.
>>691279751
>>691279849
Rin?
This is Lily. :C
>Karen
But yes, we haven't met before.
>>691279926
>secret threads
>wew
>toothpaste
>remember?
>>691280013
How does it feel to have such a shit taste?
>>691278068
Was doing Pathfinder stuff and riding home. Damn its cold.
>>691279751
anyway im going to the store to get some ciggys. Be back in a bit.
>>691280076
Lily
>my apologies
>yuuko
>>691277088
>>691279751
Didn't even notice it. Went for a pizza.
Cyprus and Greece are like close brothers.
>>691279885
She's not always heterochomic. It is not clearly explained in the show, but her eye changes when she makes schemes.
>>691279990
I'm sure she would.
>>691279990
<3.
How are you feeling?
>>691280089
>>691280013
How is Homura used?
Nakano Chisame claimed
>>691280089
o shit yes i remember
>>691280258
nevermind
I'm new... What do you all do in this thread, exactly?
>>691277421
The zoo? That sounds awesome, what's your favorite animal? Send some pics
>>691277910
Yes, very well doing, I am. Going to run, for real, this time. Missed two days. Und you?
>>691278197
If we ever meet and if we ever amass the time and money, that should be our last place, like the last level. We burn everything and find a way to return to civilization
>>691278240
That's a great idea, pc? I bought it because of being impatient and felt a need to reward myself
>>691280076
Well hi, how you been this week? Doing good?
You look a lot like the vocaloid girl in the thumbnail
>>691280090
>smuggest homu pic
holy fuck I feel inferior just looking at it
>>691280140
Kekeke, enjoying it a lot so far? Stay warm yo.
>>691280142
Gotcha bro, right here.
>>691280205
Oh yeah? Did they split or whatever?
You study or work?
What pizza did you get?
>>691280258
That's the one! Who posted?
>>691280502
I mean shieeeeet nigga
>>691280531
We meme hard all day honestly.
You been good?
>>691279751
Have you seen my riding video, Karen?
>>691279885
It is.
I could, but the way I have them makes it easier to find specific pictures.
>>691280531
We chat about things and vent if we're feeling pissy. All while posting pics of our waifus/husbandos.
I'm off.
Bye.
>>691280642
>riding video
Dear god please no what did you do you absolute madman
>>691280598
Lily is a Vocaloid girl. And I just got into bed so I think Im good on the staying warm front now.
>1.8C
>add in windchill doh
>wew
>>691280233
<3
Pretty good, I don't really have a reason to not feel good right now.
>>691280531
Talk about waifus and share art of them but mostly circlejerk.
>>691280598
There aren't many but the ones that exist are really good. I think this one is smugger but I'm not sure, I'd have to ask Shinoa as she is the expert in this.
>>691280198
It's fine Yuuko. I'm not on much during the mornings, so first meetings are fine. ^_^
>>691280598
Weeks been good, not great.
Somewhat feeling better from last night, migraine and all.
Lily is a Vocaloid.
>>691280598
I'm in university right now.
>Did they split or whatever
I don't know, I'm no historian. We speak the same language, same religion , same tradition, our similarities are too many.
Mushroom with peppers.
>>691280930
Just the tiniest bit of smug there. Its more a sinister smile to be honest.
>Rory-sama
>>691280834
Bye!
>Lily
>>691280691
Speaking of venting, RORY!
FUCKING SUVS! IN THE FAST LANE! DOING 65, THE FUCKING SPEED LIMIT! CARS NEXT TO IT ARE CLOSE ENOUGH THAT I CANT SPLIT AND PASS! HAD TO WAIT UNTIL THE DAMN SUV GOT FAR ENOUGH AHEAD THAT I COULD SQUEEZE BY! FUCKING SHITTY DRIVERS LEAVE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>691281094
Bummer.
>>691280834
You should be asleep Orange! You young blokes and your late nights.
>>691280930
I'm happy for you.
>>691280834
farewell
>>691280090
I'm not the one who likes shit tier Madoka Magica
>>691281206
I'm happy for making you happy.
I claim picrel
>>691280866
It's just a video I took going from my moms work to the local bike shop in my town.
https://youtu.be/-Mwad0D_RcE
But it'll give you a good idea of how I ride, and how careless others drive.
>>691280834
haha fuck off lmao
>>691280913
Bed is super fucking comfy at night after being cold
snuggled up all warm and comfy FUCK that feels good.
>>691280930
>1.04 MB
Can't even open it lmao. That other pic definitely gives off a lot of smug and "I am superior"
>>691281014
Hm, good thing that you're better! Migraine for a while or was it just a day?
What wasn't good about your week?
>>691281038
Yeah? Studying what?
Same thing going on with Syria and Lebanon. Except Syria is marginally more of a shithole.
>Mushroom with peppers.
Your taste is fucking FINE dude, nice.
>>691280642
I can understand that, but I still feel a need to rename mine.
>>691281156
Oh god I know those feels
You're not passing anyone
Just get the fuck out of the left lane
Please
>>691281014
I can't say I've kept up with anything vocaloid since high school but I'm not familiar
Is she new?
>>691280834
Peace out Kirino
>>691280555
PC, yeah. G2A is a godsend.
>>691280205
Okay, that's good enough for me to not be super lame.
>>691281384
I'm happy for making you happy that I'm happy.
>>691281156
You have no idea.
>trying to merge lanes into a highway
>half the cars dont get to speed before merging
>the other cars are doing under speed limit in the lane we have to merge into
>while theres an entire lane on the other side of the cars not merging
>so it compacts the cars more because THE MERGING CARS HAVE TO SLOW DOWN MORE SO THAT THEY DONT HIT THE CARS DOING UNDER THE LIMIT
>WHEN THE CARS UNDER THE LIMIT JUST HAVE TO MOVE OVER A LANE AND LET THE OTHER CARS IN
>THIS IS WHY SPLITTING SHOULD BE LEGAL AT OVER 40KPH
>WHY DOES THERE HAVE TO BE SO MUCH POLICE PRESENCE ON THESE ROADS
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>691281202
The smug is there, its just overpowered.
>>691281571
Can't really watch youtube videos right now, eye drops and bad internet lol. Blurry quality will kill me.
I'll ask you for the link again later. Please stay safe though dude.