/b/ I need your advice. This girl in the picture wants to take my 24 y/o virginity. Should I use my V Card to take a one way ticket to Pound Town and shove it in her tunnel. Or do I choose the caboose.
>>691273532
CABOOSE
>>691273532
Do it
>>691273532
if you're an ugly mofo, go for it.
>>691273532
I would try anal If I were you, shes seems desperate so shell say yes. When it comes to chick like these they are really only good for first time butt fucks.
>>691273532
Wasn't she taking you to some weeb fest?
>>691273532
there is no such thing as man pride and the beauty of the first time. if you're 24 and virgin, go lose it
my first time was at 18 with a 6/10, I consider myself very lucky
july 2015
>>691273777
she has nice tits. But I don't know. She is in a scooter sometimes, so I feel weird.
Shove it in the tunnel and use your "v" card. Little whiny fag claiming to even have a v card kek.
>>691273532
bruh, no. u can go to walmart at 3am and find something better. that orge is a 3/10, just above someone with down syndrome.
Just don't put it in her mouth. She'll probably eat it
>>691273854
Please abort OP
I'm ugly af and even I wouldn't touch that....
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>>691273532
My god it's hideous, I'd rather jack off and so should you. Ugly and fat girls always have std's cause only niggers and spics will fuck them
CABOOSE YOU FUCKING TWAT
>>691274029
FUCK YOU RACIST SISTER AND MOTHER FUCKER!!!
>>691273532
SAVE THE V CARD OR A GARBAGE DISPOSAL HOLY SHIT FUCK JUST RUN START RUNNING AND DONT LOOK BACK
>>691273532
Maybe in the ass to be certain no one gets pregnant.
Also keep in mind that she'll probably want to see you more if you take her up.
>>691273854
Do it, fucking a fat uggo can actually be a pleasant experience because theyll be more consious about your pleasure. Regular women wont give a fuck about you and will lay there like a dead fish expecting you to get them off, hell, youll probably give this bitch the time of her life just by groping her tits.
fuck that just get a hooker man, shes fucking gross
>>691273532
i bet her body smells like grease, her pussy stinks, she doesnt shave, breath stinks, giant nasty nipples and a dumpy lump filled ass.
I would do it. And I'm kinda handsome and fit.
I'd just love the fact that I'm way better than her and she would say yes to everything.
Also, I would put my head between these huge boobs.
>>691274141
You must be new here, also...tr-tr-tr-TRIGGERED!
>>691273532
>>691273854
Please no. Dear God no. Don't you dare put your dick in that creature
>>691274029
This, OP.
Do it like every normal man.
If your autism keeps you away from picking up drunk chicks in clubs, you should consider hiring a hooker.
>inb4 hooker said no
>>691273532
OP WE TOLD YOU A FEW DAYS AGO TO ABORT THE MISSION.
>>691273854
OP you need to abort this asap
if you haven't lost it by now then you probably can't do much better
You can do better op.
Im an ugly fuck myself but ive been with 2 girls both around 6,5/10 face and 8/10 body and im still only 19 years olf.
Just dress nice, get a nice haircut and take regular showers and you can do way better.
>>691273532
if she lets herself look like when everyone can see, she doesnt take care of anything else.
>>691273854
How old is she How old are you?
She seems ok
>>691274386
hooker said no
you're going to regret it
go for it, you'll never do it again or ever consider doing it again after
>>691273532
nah, youll regret this over time
nonononononono you could find better on craiglist
>>691274439
>>691274439
>>691274439
>>691274439
>>691274439
Listen to this Anon, OP!
Abort your mission and re-think your life!
>>691273532
ask for nudes and post them here faggot
>>691273854
i dont care for body at all. but that face is way to ugly for me. i dont know what your stand is on this or what you look like. but i think i'd stay a virgin, if i were you.
Do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it
Run for your life
You're a 24 year old virgin op. Fuck her as selfishly as you can. Get your first nut and then completely cut contact for eternity. Seriously a lot of guys don't cum their first time cause they are to nervous or worried about making her cum. You literally don't have to worry bout any of this. Just smash into it however you want and enjoy it. Then maybe shoot the drooling troll in the head and put it out its misery.
Expert mode: shoot the troll first then loose virginity
>>691274578
>>691274657
No we are talking, yeah ask nudes (boobs) but don't fuck her.
>>691273532
post a pic of yourself so we can judge if u should or not. if thats the best u can get then do it but dont sell yourself short.
>>691274786
im guy in black
>>691273532
Just
Teach me how to dubby,
Teach me how to dubby.
All the dubbies love me,
All the dubbies love me.
>>691274521
>she seems ok
Jesus Christ are you kidding me? I thought it was a myth but this place really is infested with sweaty, Dorito stained, neck beards in a basement
>>691274786
This
OP is trolling the bitch is a retard in a electric wheelchair.
>>691273532
Loose it ASAP OP.
Waiting makes no sense at all and you'll have more confidence when going for the next one.
Take this from someone who lost it at 21