in our car

>>691268198
Fair enough.

Friends bathroom after smoking up

>>691267357
in a bus next to my sleeping friend

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This place.

>>691268928
So far, you're winning. If you'd call that winning.

home depot parking lot waiting for parents to get done buying mulch and bricks

>>691269024
How long were they? And where did you shoot?

>>691269019
yeah.. i'm not really proud of that either...

Church was a weird one.

I also rubbed one out in a foxhole outside in below freezing weather during a combat exercise while my squad mate was asleep.

Climbed a tree a rubbed one out 15ft up

>>691269136
i don't remember- long enough for me to get bored and see enough qts walking by to rub one out. On myself, cleaned up with undies

Under my neighbors bed

>>691269396
Was it a good one? I'd imagine the adrenaline of being up that high would add to the pleasure.

Sitting in an inflatable tube, floating down a river. My gf was doing the same in her tube...

In a bus next to my sleeping grampa

In the gunner's hatch of a HMMWV in Iraq summer heat while we were running a cordon and search.
It was one of those spanks where it was so difficult to cum, but I already suffered through for (what felt like) 30min, that I had to keep going to make it worth. I drank two 32oz bottles of Gatorade in the process.

>>691267357
In the capital building. School tool my 8th grade class to D.C. I ran in bathroom fapped furiously

Walking home from a friends house at night and I stopped in a bush at a park and jerked it.
Rather satisfying to have my balls in the cold breeze.

>>691269911
>>691270115
>>691270154

Pretty decent

>School bathroom randomly
>At summer school when I was the only one there and teacher left the room

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yap..

>>691267357
in a 1/2 constructed building while doing night security there

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In bridges skatepark in belfast, it was 3am and me and my friends were so fucking drunk, i jumped into the bowl and just jerked it looking at the graffiti man
it was a crazy holiday in northern ireland tbh

>>691270346
Were you the only one in the building?

A nursing home.

In a church on a Thursday. Priest was nowhere in sight and it was quiet so I figured fuck it. I ended up jizzing partially on the pew in front of me, the rest on a choir book.

4/10 would not recommend. Feels like someone's watching you the whole time, judging.

>>691270476
Aha, good entry Anon

>>691270571
Thanks man

>>691270487
>jerking in nursing home
>jay from the inbetweeners
Damn

>>691270549
Ahaha, you're winning. If you'd call this winning

I'm a night audit in a hotel, and I spend my nights an ear stuck at the doors, listening to people fuck, fapping in front of the door and cumming in the flower pots next to it.
Sometimes I get lesbians and I'm diamonds.

I was traveling interstate and stayed at a family friends house with my parents for one night, slept in their sons bed because he wasn't there that night, started playing with myself then realised I had no where to cum, so I just shot it off the bed onto the floor, forgot about it in the morning until after we left, never been there again or heard anything..

I jerked riding my bike in the way from home to the gym class. I was 15 yo. Cleaned with a handkerchief. Kept the handkerchief.

Same hotel room as my father and sister while they slept...

>>691267357
weirdest place i jerked off.. stalls in a military base?
weirdest place i fucked someone... Roof of a shopping mall. someone even bothered dragging a couch there kek

When I was in school, there was this 'Isolation Room' where it was you with a desk and a chair tiny little room like 4mx3m and the only window had paper over it. Got put in there for a day for 'bullying' this girl jerked it there, shot on the carpet and just rubbed it in with my shoe.

At a friends house, there was framed pictures of his mom naked on the wall. Artsy pics in black and white. Still, who the fuck does that.
Anyway, I took one of the wall, went to fap in the bathroom, put it back on. The perfect crime.

Also his mom was insanely young and hot

>>691270777
Checked and kek'd

>>691270974
>in school, there was this 'Isolation Room' where it was you with a desk and a chair tiny little room like 4mx3m

wat

>>691270958
Good fuck?

>>691270974
Sounds more like a prison. Don't even think that'd be legal

>>691270974
You live in North Korea or what?

It's kind of a ritual to fap everywhere I go. Friends houses, workplaces, anything goes.

>>691271068
So basically, if you did something really bad like got in a fight or 'bullied' someone then you had to spend the day in there but you go to get lunch and shit before everyone else.

>>691267357
Footbridge over a highway late at night. Calming experience.

>>691271153
Hahaha, nope. Britbong here

>>691271269
Still sounds terrible

>>691271270
Sounds good

OP's ass

In an elevator, the thrill of being caught was fun.

Of course while driving alone on a long trip.

Airplane with blanket over me.

And I was jerked off by a girl while watching a movie with my parents (I was under blanket then too).

I Jerked off in my bed while my friend was on my pc watching youtube. Fucken idiot never knew, i think

in a crappy toilet at the airport in yangon myanmar next to two guys who had both diarrhea

>>691271430
Nice

>>691271437
nice

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>>691267357
On your girlfriend

Perimeter towers at a military base in Afghanistan. Towers, as in multiple places and occurrences.

>>691271073
butterface, slim, coworker.
much fun, always enjoyed doing it in the remote corners of public spaces anon

>>691271369
Nah, shit was cash. If you just lied and said you didn't have a phone you could have it all day. They couldn't search you or anything. Just slept and played on my phone.

in my school park, at night in a kid's house ... in winter

i was 12

MFW I am Joel Legendre

>>691271488
Smells like summer, boys

in a bank vault

>>691267357

In a camping, 4am in the night, using green bikini panties of a hot chick on the tent just after ours.

>>691271488
Don't have a girlfriend

>>691271445

kek
So I am not the only one

>>691271488
>girlfriend

Went to italy and by the tower of pisa theres a little museum after touring that went to take a fat shit ended up jacking off in the bathroom was great

>>691271701
Sounds good to me

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>Computer cafe bathroom back in 2009.
>I was a poorfag that had no wifi router and my internet browser had a filter.
>So I would to a computer cafe after church which had a wifi feature.
>I would save pictures/videos on my psp and get really horny in the process
>as a 12 year old boi I couldn't control it
>Fap in the toilet
>Bust all kinds of clear lil droplets

>>691267357
Into the water reservoir on a dental drill, at a dentist's office.

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>>691271701
Exotic... I like it

>>691270487
>cause at the rate I'm going when I'm thirty
>I'll be the only person in the nursing home flirting
>Pinching nurses asses when I'm jacking off with Jergens
>And I'm jerking but this whole bag of Viagra isn't working

Jerk off in an adult cinema while 6 old guys crowded around me and watched.
One of the old dudes took a dollop of my cum on his finger and ate it.

>>691271950
How??

>>691272048
I second that

>>691272048
Worked at a dentist's office. Also rubbed my sweaty balls on all the telephone and headset mouthpieces.

>be me 14 at the time
>was feeling really horny seeing my friend's sister
>took a shower in their house
>after showering get changed in my friend's room
>jerked off inside the closet because of her sister's panties
>came into one of dem panties
>after beating my stick i went out to eat

photobooth at the mall with my gf at the time

>>691267357
Isolation/blackout float tank. Shit was cash.

>>691270487
Similar story here, but it was a nursery

I jerked off in the living room while my sister was in there like 4 feet away. She didn't really care. She just got on her phone. But I'd like to imagine that she recorded me. Honestly I regret doing that :/

I don't know if it's "weird", but it was at least exciting: driving around 90 mph down a windy rural highway in the middle of a forest in the middle of the night. I almost went off the road twice.

>>691272343
just to clarify by windy i'm not talking about the weather - it was just a very not-straight highway

>>691271998
>a dollop
Get the fuck outta here

I also jerked off on the school bus. First one on, and I had some time before someone got on. I remember when I was about to cum somebody got on, and I had to hide my dick with my backpack and the emotion on my face.

>>691268747
lol did that too.
and in a forest.
and in the toilet in concertbuilding before a Halestorm concert

during math class in the 5th grade
one girl definately noticed it
could greentext if anyone's interested

>>691272737
yes please

>>691272737
Greentext please

in front of my mother and sister when i was 12
such a fucked up family

I used to jerk off in the soups while serving food as a banquet waiter. At night I would splice a single frame of a penis into film reels of kid's movies at the theater I worked at. 1999 was a crazy year.

>>691272860
did you also make soap?

>>691273006
The best soap.

>>691271351
Yeah we got iso too, not a bad place to smoke and sleep actually

Use to work for Comcast. Had to fix Internet in this titty monster milf apartment. She left me alone with her laptop. Nudes on it. Jerked it in the bathroom.

>>691272860
if you still have problems on your sleep routine, try drugs next time.

>>691268747
>>691270253
Same. Also at work, in the bathroom and at one individual conference room, I left all my cum in the rug a good 4 times

>>691272737
ok so,
>be me, math class
>girls got, teacher also hot
>slutty clothes cuz its late spring
>boner semi hard already
>gotta do something about it
>pull my hand through my hoodie arm thingy
>insert into pants
>no one seems to notice, im next to a wall and in the last row
>start doing it
>feelsgood
>not enough motion, but when i move enough to cum, bulge in my pants is very visible
>my crush in the front with a tank top
>shit's hot
>still a bit scared of being seen
>teacher is giving out our tests that we wrote before
>the front row gets theirs
>one girl bends to get it
>her pants sag
>ass, sweet purple underage panties
>im there jerking off
>chaos in class so i decide to end it
>move fast, cum with the strengh of a million suns
>amazing
>start taking out my hand
>one girl looks at me funny
>i put my hand through the hoodie sleeve
>she knows
that is all, not much tho

>>691273482
Decent. Any further information on the girl who noticed

on my hand

In the backseat of the car in a traffic jam coming back from holiday.
My whole family was in the car and I just had my coat over my head and stuff pretending to watch a video.

in class during finals with only 15 people in the classroom and me in the middle

>>691272548
My soulmate.
I did the same thing. :D

>>691270701

lmfao. nice anon.

>>691270777

kek'd as well

>>691273482
what next?
what happenend between you and the girl?
did she look funny for the coming weeks? did she think it was hot?

Wait I remember one. I jerked during class we were watching a movie, so it was dark. kek

>>691267357
On a graveyard with a wooden stick in my ass, Found a rope and some stinging leaves put the leaves on my balls, and put the rope around my balls and cock. and i was wearing panty's and stockings. True story not trying to be edgy.

>>691271015
Same except was my girlfriend at the times house and it was that classy black and white of her mum while heavily pregnant

What's the funniest/most terrifying time you've ever been caught masturbating? Need stories.

In a church daycare room.