18 and still a virgin :(
how does it feel to be 33 and a virgin ?

>>691264451
>how does it feel to be 33 and a virgin ?

I am essentially dead inside.

>>691264595
Any tips for a 18 years old virgin ?

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Have you though about raping my shitter

>>691264223
Are you a wizard yet?

I'll fuck both of you just shave your body hair and don't act weird when I'm balls deep inside you.

>>691264223

31 year old dude with a gf of ten years. Sick of fapping. Any tips on good ways to fap. Something different.

>>691264223
>>691264976
Like... are pocket pussies any good? Help me out here anon.

>>691264697

Be social, go out, do stuff.

>>691264740

No.

>>691264774

A fireball is on your way.

>>691264775

Go to the shitter rape person.

>>691265139
>rape
I didn't say I was going to drug you. Just remember I offered to take your virginity.

>>691264223
YOU ARE A WIZARD.

>>691264451
Get 6 beer in you and talk to girls at the bar. Talk to each for 15 minutes and then then look her in the eye and say exactly this. "You want to get out of here?" She says no... move the fuck on. Try at least 5 girls a night. You got this.

>>691264976
wait u have a gf of 10 years u havent fucked?

>>691264223

Have you ever considered raping a girl?

>>691265487
Nooo, but after 10 years you only fuck once or twice a week. Thus, new ways to fap are always welcome.

>>691264223
whats the main problem you are having?

>>691265610
she quit sucking your dick?

>>691265683
No dude but she doesn't sick it everyday. Virgins thinking long term relationships means you are done fapping forever.

>>691265344
Good advice /b/ro, thanks

>>691265791
why arent u having sex as often?

>>691265551

The fuck.

>>691265642

I am a walking spaghetti dispenser and devoid of any personality.

>>691264223
You're a wizard Harry

>>691265854
No prob. That is literally all it takes. One girl wI'll say yes

>>691265854
this shit doesnt work asshole, u think some random person approaching women, getting rejected by other girls, is attractive to women?

>>691265925

Thanks for stating the obvious, Hagrid you fat fuck.

>>691265909
how did u get her then?

>>691266097

Who is her?

>>691264223
What's your deal? You autistic? Overweight? Small dick? Just ugly?

>>691266284

Average dick. Athletic body. Above average looks. Autistic as FUCK!

>>691266213
u replied to the one i asked the other guy. anyway, u 33 no pussy.... hows your looks?

>>691266331
hows the autism fuck with u, cause ur ahead on everything else?

>>691265344
>>691265854
This is bad, this will only work on an absolute fraction of the girl population (less than 1%) and you would be better off actually trying to pull girls properly by spending a bit more time with them.

Also, youtube Real Social Dynamics

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>>691266362

My looks is fine.

>>691264223
What do you do for a living and are there any chicks there? Also are you even into chicks?

>>691266418
Oh look its this picture again.

>>691266408

I am unable to hold a five minutes conversation. With anyone. It's not fear, it is not nervousness, it's just fucking retardation.

>>691266418
im sure u have a personality u probably dont know how to express it to other people. maybe think they will judge u so u close off and avoid the situation completely. u probably do that to your social life, shut everything except yourself out.

>>691265994
It's a numbers game faggot. It works. If you want to get laid it works. If you want a gf it's not a good idea. 1 in 20 bitches at the bar are just there to find dick anyway.

>>691266639
good luck with ur aids bitch, u know how dirty those bitches are?

>>691266524

I am into chicks. And I am recently unemployed.

>>691266551

Because it's me again. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u3n5D622aW4

>>691264223
Chloroform is your friend

>>691266700
Where do you go to the bar??? And wrap that shit up. I'm not saying pick up a fucking meth head.

>>691266585

No. I don't have a personality. There is no complex person in me which is suppressed in social settings. Also, suppression in social settings can be lifted with alcohol. But when drunk, I am just boring with more energy.

>>691266850
Do you have any interests at all?
Something you could talk about for hours

>>691266700
Virgin detected. Aids is for niggers and faggots. 20 something year old sluts at the bar are a good time.

>>691266833
hang out by the bar, chit chat with bartender, act like u dont give a fuck if u are fucking tonight or not, stay that way till around 12am and then start chitting chatting and ur in, given u can speak properly. just dont look needy. dont latch on to the first one, cause if it doesnt work with her, and other woman see u thirsty, u are fucked.

>>691264223
So what! i know people in the elderlyhome or whatever you call it, where old people of both sex have confessed that they never had sex. and die a virgin. of course considering our countries backround its really not a wonder i guess they never got around to it with all the shit happening.

>>691266986
>Do you have any interests at all?

I like cooking, sports (climbing/bouldering, running, cycling), reading, vidya.

>Something you could talk about for hours

I cannot talk for hours about any of those subjects. I am not an expert in anything.

>>691266850
well if u die a virgin u will be 1 in 7.3 bil, ur special. its not like u fuck and its some incredible thing that life is all about. its just something that feels a little better when u stick your dick in. thats all it is.

>>691267089
Find a landwhale that likes to eat and win her heart through your culinary skills.
Then proceed to feed her your virgin semen.

>>691266987
yea if u want to fuck with a condom, u like fucking with condoms?

>>691266987
u dont even know what the fuck your talking about. some shit u saw on a tv show.

>>691264223
Does the fapping lose its flavor overtime? Do you lose interest in fapping?

>>691267213

Land whales are usually not very selective when it comes to food. I could literally shit in a bowl full of high fructose corn syrup and she'll fucking eat it.

>>691267358

I'm still rapping regularly. But I am not really looking at porn anymore. Fantasy!

>>691267418

fapping!

>>691267418
If dubs you gotta rap a little for us

>>691267493

Haha!

>>691264223

Will you do an Elliott Rodgers?

>>691267969

No. But I might do an Elliott Smith.

>>691264223
Do you have a jorb?

>>691268532

Currently unemployed. Looking for a new job. Protip: don't study anything with "bio" in it.

Why haven't you tried men?

>>691268736

Because I am straight.

>>691268799
>never fucked a girl
>straight
Pick one

>>691268958

That's not due to lack of sexual attraction towards girls. It's due to lack of sexual attraction towards me.

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>>691265610
Twice a week should be enough for someone your age. Quit looking at porn all day and find some hobbies. Or use one of these to get yourself off easily.

>>691264223
How do you spend your free time?

>>691264976
You have got to find the times when she is guaranteed not be around. I like to wake up early and fap one out before doing a little morning exercise. My wife is a pretty heavy sleeper though. Just look for the opportunities.

>>691269404

see >>691267089

>>691264223
Any tips for a 20 years old kissless virgin with agoraphobia and anxiety?

>>691270460

Both conditions should be treated with a psychologist. Make the first step and you will feel reborn.

>>691270715
I'm already going to a psychiatrist next month.

>>691270460
find a fungi to cuddle with?

>>691264697
fuck

>>691270804

Great. It will change your life.

>>691271244
Hope so.

Talk to me fuckers.

>>691272149

Just die.

>>691266850
We are basically the same except I am 28

Most people it seems like they are not reacting to the world but creating the world around them, it's the opposite for us because we don't have the "infinite experiences" generator also known as imagination

>>691274728

I know what you are talking about.

>>691275190
wow It's like im talking to myself :)

also another point is when you put more 'normal' people in the room the noise level keeps rising which I always found interesting, once there is enough people you will not observe a single moment of silence (like at a wedding or something)

>>691264223

Why no hooker?

Do you believe in more than 7 continents? I do. And you should

>>691275630

True.

>>691275770

Hookers don't count. Virginity is merely a symptom; the root cause is lack of attractiveness due to social weirdness.

>>691275845

Please explain your bullshit.

>>691276804
Have you ever explored legal drugs you can take for autism or hyper rational thinking? it would be wise to arm yourself with lots of knowledge before you take the next step and discuss anything your doctor though

>>691277277

I have discussed depression with my doctor. Autism never can up. I don't know if I am clinically autistic. Maybe pathologizing every shit is the wrong way.