>>691241026
Come to this website

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>>691241026
threw a brick through a guys window because he owed me money and it hit his newborn baby and killed it. happened years ago but still fucks with me when i think about it. I see his wife shopping sometimes and she is still fucked up from it I can tell.

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>>691241026
Get these doubles

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>>691242561
Oops, I mean these doubles

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>>691242666

>>691242666
Uhh

>>691242666
YOU FUCKING IDIOT THOSE ARE SATAN TRIPS

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>>691242666
I became Satan?

>>691242666
>>691242666
>these doubles

fail

stab a dog in leg , left because blood was too much. everywhere with no cleanup

>>691241026
>>691241026
Seriously think this place might have been a reasonable place to try and find a female to talk to.

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>>691242827
Oh well things happen

Fuck myself with a toothbrush and coconut oil, pushed my finger afterwards just to touch the tip of a new deuce 3 inches deep up my bumhole.

Not proud of it.

put cat in pillow case and slam it as hard as i could for about 10 minutes when i was like 10

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Abused the shit out of my younger brother and started commuting jail worthy crimes. As horrible as it is I miss the days of being an edge lord.

>>691242827
>Goku was satan all along
Confirmed

i did fentanyl once

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pulled out

>>691241026
Your mom

>>691241026
Your mum

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>>691243042
The worst thing I ever did was get Satan's trips

>>691241558
Win

>>691243139
Committing*

raped my ex gf

driveby on a niggers house
last day of school and the natives were very restless. Niggers were chimping out in the cafeteray.nigger that i was cool with threw trash can and hit me in the leg on accident but stared me down. so that night we went by and shot that niggers house up and they were watching 'good times' on tv.

Two years ago my dad and step mom had a kid after about 10 years of failed attempts

Only thing is, one day they both came home drunk and my step mom went to bed, and my dad passed out on the couch

I went upstairs to find my step mom passed out in bed naked. I tried to just snap some photos and she woke up and started freaking out

I put my hand over her mouth to keep her from screaming as I Fucked her

The next day she acted a little weird with me, but not in a rape way, I think she thought it was a dream

But yea, my new half brother is actually my son :/

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>>691242666
My numbers!

So.etimes I fuck myself in the ass with screwdriver handles. I don't know why. It's not the pressure on the inside of my bum that feels good it's the stretch of my asshole. Makes me feel guilty when I do it but I do it and I cum super quick.

>>691241026
Caught and eltrocuted a rat with a welder

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>>691243272

>>691243222
I would burn down a series of orphanages if it would make every cunt liberal globalist leave 4chan forever.

> Be me
> Angsty freshman in HS
> Really pissed off one day
> First three periods are shit
> Bell for fourth rings
> Fuck yeah it's lunch
> Waiting in line for what seems like hours
> Finally get food
> Begin walk back to table
> Sharp pain in the back of my neck, like some kid punched me
> Makes me drop tray
> "Fucking retard!" I blurt out
> Turn around
> Some autistic kid having a seizure
> Must've fallen and hit my neck
> Keep walking toward table
> Never look back

>>691241026
I voted for obama

i goated a girl to kill herself when i was 13 and she did it

There was a girl that lived on my block and I raped her every day after school for a year.

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Never get a get

>>691243525
No one fucking cares, fuck off

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>>691243813
>no green text

>>691243813
yep, i raped two of my classmates when i was 15, took them into my basement, i used to beat them horribly too.

>>691243730
Kek

>>691243999
are they walking around or are they a pile of bones, also nice trips?

hmmmmm better than expected, so op will throw in one of his own, I scream "TIMEEEHHHHH" when the retard in an electric wheelchair rides down the hall

>>691243730
lmao

>>691243928
I'm too lazy. I think she wanted it though because she stopped trying to lock her door or stop me.

>>691242666
>>691243222
>>691243999
This is a trips thread now. Trips get

Aaaànd trips get

>20 at university (live on campus)
>been sick all day gastro
>get booty call from one of my roots
>tall blonde 8/10 but had a stroke as a kid or something left arm was all droopy.
>no fucks given a roots a root
>she lives in girls college no boys allowed after 10
>yeahright.jpg
>sneak in like snek
>getting blowjob. Feelsgoodman. Push droopy arm out of the way
>look at the time its cum o'clock
>thousand suns
>gastro strikes due to dem involuntary muscle contractions
>sloppy poo poos everywhere
>lots on droopy arm

Right about now

I drank water once

Fudge

And get

>>691244748
man

>>691243928
so much for sleeping... jesus

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Stuck one of those play-doh pushers up my ass when I was 6 (not even joking)

>>691241558
The fuck mate, did you went jail for this?

>>691244748
Quite possibly the funniest thing I've ever read, I'll hire you to tell me stories from now on. I don't have money so I'll pay you with malnourished zimbabwean children

>>691241026
Leave the toilet seat up.

>I browse 4chan 4 hours per day

I played with my younger sister's body in her sleep
Also, nearly all of her friends too

I watched my sister shower, in the bathroom and changing in her room.

I liked it most when I could catch her mastarbating in bed or in the bathroom.

Sometimes I would massage her before bed in the dark. I'd start with both hands and eventually jerk off with one hand and massage her with the other. I don't think she ever knew about me jerking off while massaging her. I always tried to get closer and closer to her pussy and ass but she would tell me when I went to far each time.

I even had videos of me undressing her and playing with her body in her sleep. I deleted these videos and images.

She caught me doing these things often. Eventually she talked about it with her therapist. I was removed from the house at 19.

>>691245137
Holy fucking shit you need help

>>691245137
don't stop, do go on

I used to be a Brony

Took a hot asian girl who was practically passed out drunk home from bar and fucked the shit out of her, I was drunk as fuck as well, but I kinda feel bad about it

>>691245504
did she massage your dick?

>>691245504
we actually went out for a few weeks as well, til my japanese gf found out i was cheating and shit hit the fan

>>691245504
Don't

>>691241026
When I was like 5 or 6 I threw a kitten down a flight of stairs then blamed it on my brother. I assume I did it because we used to throw toys down the stairs to watch it flop around, so one thing led to another.

>>691245137
Get help anon, or dont... just kill yourself

>>691243493
That's a win

strangled a child
he didn't die, but I wasn't gonna stop if someone hadn't pulled me off of him

>>691242858
Or a fuck up in a thread about fuck ups?

>>691241026
I came in my friends mouth why he was asleep.

>>691245916
Did he ever find out?

>>691245675
where were u living? pics of them?

>>691245981
Yeah haha. I felt bad, but he was too pathetic to do anything about it.

>>691241558
>>691243396
>>691243481
>>691243493
>>691243999

PSA: Everything here is an artistic work of fiction. Only a fool would take anything written here as fact.

Dug a deep ass hole on a beach. Sharpened a sturdy stick and firmly planted it at the bottom. Covered the hole with a black plastic bag and sand over as a top layer. It could've literally killed someone

>>691244316
there was a kid in my hichschool that used to bully the special ed children. one day in the bathroom I smashed his face against the wall about a dozen and then pissed on him. Told him he had to go volunteer in their room during lunch or I would cut one of his balls.

The special ed teachers thought he was really sweet guy after that, but I knew the truth.

I thought I was being a hero at the time, but it was actually fucked up and I regret it.

I once returned a book to the library three days late. I still sometimes see nightmares

>>691246010
wellington nz, i have have a pic of the jap gf

>IT class wants me to make a powerpoint
>I was 12 back then
>Make shitty powerpoint about memes and ragecomics
>get B

I still have the File.

>>691246249
Happens to the best of us man... Hopefully god can forgive you somehow...

Everyone in here is a fucking liar except for the fag shit.

>>691246249
SICK

>>691243493
in that case would a DNA test work? since you are his child anyway.

>>691246205
>pissed on him
kekd
moar

I had gay sex. With my cousin. A lot. He still cums in my mouth or ass occasionally

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>>691246010
jap gf, yep i was living wth her

This fucked me up. Coming here was a terrible decision

>>691245137
wtf... You literally need to end your life. Mostly for your sister and partially yours as well

>>691245743
I got lots of help and I'm pretty much cured now.
I did want to die for a long time. Now I just want to be a good person and help everyone.

>>691245352
Don't really need to go on about it. I'm good, nigga.

>>691245334
I got the help I needed.

Gay sex, animal abuse, rape, and making fun of retards, welcome to 4chan everybody

>>691241026
Used the cash from the registers to buy a couple of kg's of hash for "my" distributors, and returning the money once they'd sold enough.

Worked like a charm five times. But my courier got took.

Hard to explain to HQ, really.

>>691247359
Glad to hear it, you can do it anon. Congrats

>>691247075
what was it like fucking a japanese woman? are they as annoying as they sound in porn?

My girlfriend at the time liked ice in her pussy, but we ran out of ice.

I substituted frozen corn and she loved it.

Fantasize about fucking my aunt. I've done everything from sniffing her panties, touch her in her sleep after she's taken her ambien so she won't remember, snuck naked pictures of her from a crack in the bathroom door, etc.

>>691245469
lol faggot

>>691246205
HERO

>>691247359
No, you're not cured. You will never be..

>>691247887
like u stuck corn up there and fucked it and then ate the corn chowder that came out?

>>691247942
uh post pics for verification

>>691247942
Post story of touching her in her sleep

>>691248026
I did fuck her with the corn in, but just scooped it out with my finger after.

Idk about y'all but some corn pussy chowder sounds like a meal to me

>>691247877
I was pretty inexperienced so the sex wasn't as good as it could have been, but she had a beautiful little pussy that got ridiculously wet. No she never made that weird noise, i think that's just a porn thing

>>691247359
Great to hear. Help as much people as possible. Also how are things between you and your sister??

Fallen in love. Shit was completely fucked up.

>>691248089
>>691248117
The phone that had it was stolen since then, but it wasn't very eventful, I had to share a bed with her in a hotel because we were in Washington, D.C. For vacation. She had just taken her sleeping medicine and was acting funny so I saw it as my chance, I just kept feeling her and jacking off until I came

>>691248208
damn she's hot thats great they don't make that sound. i love the way japanese pussy looks, great colours.... don't suppose u got any better pics?

>>691248453
Should of put you dingus in her bun cleavage

>>691243493
You guys are retards for beliving this. Ive seen this story millions of times

>>691248601
I totally wish but she was facing me unfortunately, but I did manage to get my hand into her panties

>>691242666

Close enough

>>691248550
nah, i found that one by chance off the net, she teaches piano in Atlanta Georgia now, I lived with her in 2005 when she was studying here in wellington nz. She's close to 40 in that pic bro, asians don't age, imagine how hot she was 10 years ago

>>691247352
I thought for a long time about killing myself.

Since I was about 12 suicide seemed alright bc I believed in a very fundamental way that nothing had any meaning.

I believed that life truly had no meaning. Humans were put here to suffer forever. That chaos is the only constant in the universe. I was a sort of nihilistic atheist.

Now I have a totally different belief system. One, everything I say is true and false simultaneously (depending on your perception of my words/language). Two, there is no meaning except the meaning we choose. Three, that we all become one after a long enough time. Four, bc we all become one after a long enough time, we may as well act at all times as though we are one. I'm some sort of monistic pantheist now.

when i was 15I used to be fucked up and touched my cousins in their sleep and look at them. they never knew and i hope they never know

>>691248940
ya damn thats great. what did she do when she found out u cheated?

>>691246105
You don't need to explain it either, let whoever is stupid enough believe everything they read

>>691247075
how was it bad? me having yellow fever cant imagine how being with a jap girl could be bad

>>691248949
Well you were 12 it would have been a whole other story if you were older

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>>691241026
In third grade, I cheated on my history exam. In fourth grade, I stole my uncle Max’s toupee and I glued it on my face when I was Moses in my Hebrew School play. In fifth grade, I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog…When my mom sent me to the summer camp for fat kids and then they served lunch I went nuts and I pigged out and they kicked me out…But the worst thing I ever done — I mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, then, I made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa — and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life.

>>691249282
It's ok Chunk. It's ok...

>>691249170
o shit nvm i didnt read previous replies

>>691249111
My phone was sitting on the couch and she picked it up and started checking the messages, I thought i had wiped all the incriminating ones but she found one and rang the nymber and the thai girl answered and said i was her bf lol. She practically had a mental breakdown and sat outside on the curb screaming and crying

Cum in my friends sister's panties then neatly fold them back the way she had them and put them back.
To this day I wonder if she ever knew

I followed my cat around for a bit trying to put a small stick in its pussy

>>691248278
Things are better now. I moved back in this year. Im now 23 and she's 19. I dont bother her at all now (even though she's fairly beautifull). I'm looking for a gf now and sometimes joke that I wish I could take one of my sister's friends, but most of her close friends are on the east coast.

I molested the 4yr old I was baby sitting when I was like 10. strangled my cat whenever I fed her. Did gay shit with my friend and cousin. Posted a kahoot password on 4Chan and got over 300 peeps with the worst names in on it. And yeah

>>691249282
Do the truffle shuffle

>>691241026

>robo hillary, the gif

I jizzed on my dog once

>>691249240
The poor behavior of me molesting my younger sister began when I was 12 and she was 8. It didn't end until I was 19 and removed from the house. I lived 4 years away from home and straitened most of myself out. I'm still replacing bad habits with good ones. It takes time. I'm pretty sad and disappointed with my parents, and myself for being such a fuckup. I'm fixing all the damage and poor habits.

>>691249707
Also, when I was in 3rd grade, I butch slapped this annoying chick in my grade and she fell to the ground and cried- a lot.

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>>691244748
some people were born to greentext
never quit anon

>I pushed a 13 year old into the ground because he was annoying me when i was 17.
>Drowned a baby chicken semi intentionally and killed another by throwing it into the air repeatedly
>When i was 13 I threw one of those rope pully swing things to a younger kid once intentionally hard and when it reached the end it unexpectedly hooked up and socked him in the jaw and he was bleeding from the mouth
>Bullied a few of the "everyone bullies him" kind of kids over the years and played the innocent bystander every time, never caught.
>Bullied friend that came to visit me from another town for no reason
>got a not even fail lower score than usual on a math test in high school and dogmatically blamed the teacher and the staff semi-seriously took my side for some reason
>Did a gay with a guy at school and told everyone about it and the gossip got back to his conservative parents, he was pulled out of school months before graduating and never saw him again
It's hard to pick but if i had to i'd say the most fucked up thing i ever did was be born.

>>691247075

but she korean...

http://www.greateratlantachristian.org/arts/performing-arts/school-of-music/school-of-music-esther-jeon-bio

>>691245137
Interesting story, anon. Glad you've gotten better. Cheers.

I once posted a friend's nudes on /b/. She texted me literally an hour later because she had seen them and knew I was the only person who had them. LOLWHOOPS

I recently did a victory dance when my ex (who reeeeally broke my heart) got attacked by a dog and now has stitches and slices all over her face

stole money from my ex so that she blamed it on her friends that I was jealous of because she was hanging out with them without me.

I didn't even need the money and she was/still is drowning in debt and living check to check.

I told her about it after because I felt like shit and it wasn't the only straw but it was definitely the last one.

I will never do anything like that again.

>>691250345
She's half korean half japanese, dad korean mum from nagoya jap

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>>691241558
I want to believe

I triked sister into having sex when we were young

>>691250487
The only mistake was telling her, no conscience is a clean conscience

>>691241026
https://www.google.com/search?client=mozilla&rls=en&q=%50%54%48%43%20%43%48%49%4c%44%20%50%4f%52%4e%20%53%49%54%45%53%20%48%4f%57%20%54%4f%20%4d%41%4b%45%20%41%20%50%49%50%45%20%42%4f%4d%42%20%42%41%52%41%43%4b%20%4f%42%41%4d%41%20%41%53%53%41%53%53%49%4e%41%54%49%4f%4e%20%4e%49%54%52%41%54%45%20%50%4f%54%41%53%53%49%55%4d%20%46%45%52%54%4c%49%5a%45%52%20%56%49%53%43%4f%20%46%55%53%45

I dropped off my sisters trouble cat at a park several miles from our house. the cat never came back, no one ever found out.

>>691250781
kek

>>691250781

You're such a cunt.

>>691244748
That is the stupidest fucking thing I've read here in a long time. Congrats.

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>>691241026

>Put ketchup on Chicago Dogs
>Make that loud "AHH" noise after drinking
>Hold the door for you at an embarrasingly long distance
>Push a double wide stroller just containing my shopping bags and large diet beverage

Fucking gansta, whut son, you don't even, BARK! BARK!

>>691250503
She told me her mum was miss nagoya 1975, but she made up a lot of shit, and Esther is not her real name, she has some korean or jap first name

>>691249282
FOR EV ER
FOR EV ER
FOR EV ER

>>691250714
definitely not the only mistake but yes I could have just not told her and I would have gotten away with it. I mean I actually did get away with it, she did blame her friends and stopped hanging out with them.

If I could go back or if I had it to do over again I would much rather have not done it than just kept lying.

>>691250781
I aint never done nothin like that

>>691247359
I lead a similar life at home. I'm surprised so many react so strongly to your story even without forced penetration.

>>691246438
share.

>>691250781
:) im ready 2 be arrested fbi

>>691248353
Amen brother

>>691249106
Wtf kill yourself asshole

>>691251280
I'm actually a little spooked what's actually gonna happen?

>>691251535
You'll probably be put on watch or something

>>691251535
Nothing that hasn't already, since they already know you browse /b/

>>691251665
wtf for how long?

>>691251535
luckily NZ police don't do shit, hopefully im alright

>>691241026
Voted for a left party
Now I know we need to fight Islam and therefore we need right parties

used to steal girls' panties out of the dryer back at my old apartment complex late at night, jerk off into them, and throw them back in. probably pretty tame. wonder what the womenz thought of that. wonder if any one of them ever ended up putting them on with my cum on them. who knows.

>>691251809
They're gonna be in disappoint. They're not gonna find anything and take me off the list. hopefully...

>>691250714
>>691250487
>>691251150
another story about same ex.

My ex before her had bought me tickets to see a band I love for my birthday but we broke up before the concert happened. The tickets were on roll call and she ended up going with another guy.

my new gf (the ex from the previous story) found out about all of this and bought me tickets to the next time the came into town (not for my birthday or anything just as soon as she found out)

Anyway we went to this concert and I got way too drunk and ended up getting into a fight with her saying she wanted to fuck some random guy. She did not definitely did not (no really she did not) I honestly had no reason to think this other than she glanced at him and he looked like her ex. I way over reacted. She was deep in the infatuation phase of our relationship and I know she was just loving seeing me happy at the concert she got me to. I ended up hitting her that night. She slept in my guest bedroom.

I am red and in a cold sweat typing this. She really loved me and I was just too hurt from other people before her too realize it. I projected that on her. She never did anything wrong to me, still hasn't. I wish I could go back but I have hurt her too much for things to be perfect and pure again.

>>691251825
Until they think you aren't trying to get a hold of anything illegal I guess lmao

>>691243081
pursue that.
You will have the greatest orgasm of your life.

>>691251535
People have been charged for those kind of searches. Just pray you slip through the cracks

>>691241558
kekd

>>691241026
Destroyed some lifes
About 10 or more
They are isolated from social interactivities and mental ill
They are also suicidal, so they kill themselfs sometime
I dont care about them to feel guilty or some shit.

>>691252126
gr8 ill watch toy reviews on yt until this all blows over

>>691252202
well shit.. im far from what those searches contained of. the people that were charged were probably fit for the carge. my history contains dark souls vids and youtube

I fucked my bestfriends ex. Terrible sex once and destroyed a friendship we had since we were in diapers. 0/10 would not recommend so not worth it

>>691252281
>an alleged pedo creeping around YouTube videos watched by kids

Lmao you're making it worse for yourself

>>691252281
Watch shit like joeysworldtour. The FBI will be all like "oh shit he's chill guys" and that'll be the end of that

>>691252471
shit shit shit i meant yt playthroughs

>>691252446
Not necessarily. You browse /b/. People know cp is posted here. They have a pattern of behavior from you now.

>>691241026
I once put liver paté on a sandwich

>>691252599
Kids love that pewdiepie shit dude. Any play through with some idiot screaming jokes is mostly viewed by kids.

>>691252601
fuck... i am legit spooked rn. i am toast. fuck you whoever posted that thanks for ruining my life. also plz dont be fuucking with me

>>691252725
i meant yt dark souls expert walkthroughs

>>691252470
What a fucked up friend must that be
>You dont fuck my ex anon
>I have still feelings for her
Kiddo bullshit

>>691252693
Don't worry, that's nothing. Op got reeeeeally high one time and thought it was a good idea to eat ritz crackers with marshmallows, spam, Alfredo sauce, and ramen flavoring. It tasted good at the moment (as every food I eat when high does) but in the morning I had a rectal explosion. Never again.

>>691251836
Yo what was in that link?

plz tell me im going to be alright

>Fiancee` caught me talking to an ex on facebook, planning to cheat on her
>Explained that that was a few weeks ago, and I never went and seen her.
>Asked me why i didn't go and see her. "I didn't have the gas" *pokerface* worst excuse of forever.
>worst fight ever ensues
>stays with me for a little while until...
>income tax refunds come back.
>I start recklessly spending my pay checks, AND income tax return
>Have to use her refund to pay rent and bills
>she says i stole it from her
>moved out
>All alone
>start talking to/sleeping with girls from the interwebs
>same time, trying to get back with now ex-fiancee`
>sleep with 4 girls in the span of a month
>One bitches' best friend or whatever, i dont even know anymore, tracks ME down on facebook somehow. finds out who my ex is. and blows the whole god damn whistle.
>Fight #2: apocalypse. Yelling, screaming, throwing shit, telling me how fucked up I was that I was sleeping with another girl when I was trying to get back with her.
>pretty much done for good. so I thought.
>Ex never found out about 3 other girls I slept with tho.
>Move back home
>end up mending things with ex after 9 months, back together
>year later, engaged again

derp, probably given way more chances than i should have been.

I moved in with my BFF and acted like the worst roommate ever. I stole his food, I never cleaned or helped with his house, I fought with the other roomates, I fucked many different girls loudly including girls he liked (never his gf once he got one though, mostly because she was not attractive tbh though), I was just loud af at all hours of the night when he worked in the morning, I fucked with the AC whenever I wanted and didn't give a shit about electricity/water use because he included it in my fixed rent, and I got drunk/high/fucked on many different substances like all the time because I live off of a trust.

Yeah and he is still my BFF. I fucking love that guy.

>>691252978
a search of illegal stuff dont click on it save yourself

>>691253012
Chill out man you're gonna be fine. Even if they do take notice of that, you have nothing illegal (hopefully) and I'm sure they'll find that some dude trolled you with the link

>>691253135
thanks man. i have torrents tho?

>>691252906
>Kiddo bullshit
yep exactly I was still in hs and put sex on way too high of a pedestal.

>>691253209
nobody cares about your torrents. youre safe.

>>691253209
Eh no one really cares about those anymore, everyone's doing it. Honestly these days as long as you don't have illegal pics or vids and aren't talking to Isis, your pretty secure on the web

>>691253330
thanks man. i was spooked to the max. fuck all these guys

>>691253116
>save yourself
doesn't matter the NSA is already watching you

i haven't really done anything thats "fucked" other than offloading into one of my sisters bras.

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Well dear NSA, you're a nigger

I think clicking that link was the worst thing I've ever done.

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>>691253434
>fuck all these guys?
Hell nah fuck you bitchboy

>>691250781
Niggas obviously dont know how to use a hexidecimal converter and check before they fucking paste in their browser lol

>>691243481
I wish this is true

>>691253906
dont be a nigger

I heard niggers were just a myth that parents tell their children, like nigger claus or the tooth nigger

>>691241026
>>roommate has new gf
>>start secretly filming her on the toilet, under the shower and in the bedroom
>>get tits, pussy and pooper shots
>>post them on /b/ a while back
>>pee in her drink, while she is on the toilet
>>put laxative in her milk
>>stick her tooth brush up my ass every day for a year
>>cam in her food
>>put a litte bit poop in her food
>>found a water bottle she left. put the content in my ass, back into the bottle and then gave it to her and said she forgot it, saw her drink
>>peed on her car every other day

nigger nigger nigger my nigger

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