Kill him

Thats not good enough, He wont suffer slowly if I kill him.

NOT THE S2KAAAAY

Tits or gtfo

Yes the s2k.. Its his prized possession..

Let me see your tits and I'll show you mine.. Promise >)

>>691233451
Tits or gtfo
On another note he said he was talking to her, did they actually fuck or did they send pics?? If not he was just talking to her, fuck off. On another note be a civilized fucking being and break it off instead of being a petty bitch for a cheatin that does not even sound like they fucked.

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Tits or GTFO

id say don't touch his car cos that shits just mean
but that shit looks gay anyway. its wasted on him. give it to me OP

Don't fuck with the S2K, that car doesn't deserve it.

>>691235113
He wasn't just talking. they sent pics back and forth and he text and called her throughout the day when he would tell me he was too busy to talk to me, treated me like shit for the last month and a half and caused fights for no reason and more then likely had her at his house when I didnt sleep over.

>>691235438
Fine since not his car, why dont you give me another option. He values his job very much.. and maybe a few of his good friends

>>691235482
It does, I've bough parts for that car when no other girlfriend of his ever did. I wasted my time dealing with his attention seeking habits. Why not seek revenge??

>>691235438
Sadly he has a gps tracking system on it and if the alarm even goes off it alerts his phone. thats the love of his life...

Tits

>>691235868

I was actually typing out an intricate revenge plan, but looking at your responses, you're in high school. Dump him and learn the lesson to stay away from people who don't care about you. Learn to accept that this person doesn't care about you, and watch for signs of his behavior in others. Good luck, OP.

>>691236920
Lucky for me he decided he needed time to "Fine himself and make himself happy" because talking to two girls stressed him out when one girl found out. High school isnt anything compared to what i've done for this person. I lost a good portion of my time and my life to be with this person to only be betrayed. Intricate response would of worked if it wouldnt be to turn the cheek and act like I learned my lesson. I want him to learn his. Its pretty simple in my eyes.

>>691233451
Suck the dick of every dude that posts in this thread, he'd be so pissed off

>>691236123
I understand wanting revenge but S2K's aren't produced anymore and it would be a shame for it to be ruined. Sell it behind his back and pocket the cash so someone else can have it.

>>691237548
Lets say I avoid the car all together. I get it, if someone touched my car id be pissed. I cant just sit back and let this slide.

On a side note, rumors are they are probably going to be producing SK2s again.

>>691237405
Living well is the best revenge :^)

Go back to tumblr

Timestamp and tits for verification, then you'll get my answer.

>>691237880
Never used tumblr, but thanks

>>691233451
post your tits. He would hate that

Cuck him with a big dick and send him pics. And send us pics.

>>691234892
Sell it to me for 100$

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>>691237893
You're welcome.... >.<

>>691237405
It's a hard lesson to learn, to stop trusting people.

Why did you buy parts for his car if he has a job?

>>691238929
Birthday, Christmas.

>>691237407
This. Clean your teeth with every dudes needle toothpick dick in here, including mine.. But try not to suck any dicks on the way to the parking lot

>>691233451
>>691235113
>>691235723


EVERYBODY JUST WAIT A MINUTE

did this so (stupidly) called "your significant other" kissed, fingered, fucked right in the ass this other girl?

Everyone here is just following this attentions whore post without the right answers.

Also, where are your FUCKING TITS??

>>691238528
your tits you dumb bitch...

No wonder you got cheated on..

leave that car alone you crazy bitch.

>>691239054
He fucked this stupid fucking whore you ignorant fuck! You show me your god damn tits!!!!!!

>>691239013
How old are you?

>>691235723
Drain the oil while he's sleeping. It's literally one easily accessible bolt. Put down an old towel you don't care about so it doesn't leave any spots to clue him in and catch the oil in an empty gallon jug. You might need like a Gatorade bottle for any extra. Directly under the car, at the very bottom of the engine, a lone bolt between about 10-14mm should be in the middle of a round pan.

>>691239093
I drew them on my paper so they are mine... Just saying.

>>691239222
28

>>691239252
He has the car lowered, not slammed, he has some kind of class, but its not high enough for me to get to it easily. Thanks for the direct response.

>>691239110
Give me better suggestion if you have one. Cause I dont...

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>>691239480
If you can get a hand under it, it can be done

>>691239317
>>691239200
28 and this dumb

I still havent read a single proof he fucked her nice and softer ass than yours

And if he did I can see why, guys this dude is a hero

Now YOUR FUCKING TITS I SAID

>>691239252
This is a fantastic way to get caught. Any person who has done an oil change knows that the oil spews forward a bit depending on how much oil is in the pan/reservoir. The bolt is also likely chafed and balded due to being open with an improper wrench. You will get soaked in black oil, which would definitely soak through the towel immediately. The second that nut pops off oil will burst out, you aren't gonna catch that shit with the mouth of a jug.

I know that she should leave him alone, but don't straight-up sabotage her. Assholes.

-fem who likes cars

>>691239611
He was a hero to me. :)

>>691235723
>sent pics
post the fucking pics

WHY IS NO ONE SAYING THIS? WTF /b/??

>>691239597
Also, if a gallon jug won't fit, actual oil catch pans are less than 5$

>>691234702
Fuck her better than he does, that will show him.

>>691239279
No they are your drawing of tits.

Kill yourself you dumb slut..

>>691239317
I definitely don't believe you.

>>691239724
She has nothing, she's the worst attention whore in here for a while

>>691239714
also a fantastic way to go to jail for fucking with property of someone else

>>691239714
Shut your attention seeking mouth. I gave her a ballpark size because it's not hard to toss four sockets in a pocket. Obviously you try them one by one to find the one that fits.

And it's not my Fucking problem you can't change your oil without making a goddamned mess

>>691239714
The car is too low either way for me to get under it to stick a towel or even a oil pan to catch anything. He would notice after he pulls out either way.

Don't drain the oil that's fucking stupid and he'll notice instantly. Way too much work too. All you need to do is put a good amount of sugar in his gas tank -- that'll fuck him over slowly and painfully and he won't know what the problem is for a good while.

>>691239913
fucking kek

>>691239200
WHAT fucking PROOF do you have they fucked? Cause he sent a dick pic? Guys do that. Doesn't actually mean they're gonna fuck if they're in a ship. Pretending and fantasizing about cheating, and ACTUALLY DOING IT are DIFFERENT THINGS you vapid whore.

Now we've answered your question, we've given our opinion, some like myself feel if he didn't actually slide his dick into this chicks undoubtedly tighter pussy or nicer ass, then leave his stuff the fuck alone and break up with him like an actual fucking person instead of a high school minded dirty cunt rag. We've done our part, now SHOW US YOUR FUCKING TITS you FUCKING CUMDUMPSTER COCKMAGNET

>>691239222
it doesn't matter she's a woman so she might as well be 16 for the rest of her life.

>source: this thread

>>691240217
She can't open the tank without having marks or setting the alarm by reaching in to open the fuel door.

If she drains the oil, he won't know till he starts the car with every surface and bearing dry. The damage will be done before he even sees the idiot light.

>>691240217
Most gas tanks come with a net almost inside around the beginning of the pipes. I drive a focus SVT and someone tried that and failed because the net caught most of the sugar. I heard water works wonders in an engine. Problem with S2k is that they have to pop open the gas cap from inside the car..

DONT FUCKING HURT THE CAR. S2K IS A FUTURE CLASSIC PLEASE IM BEGGING YOU DONT DO IT.

>>691239252
lol that won't do anything. what a stupid idea hehe

tits or gtfo

>>691240216
But after he pulled out would be too late.

>>691233451
dont hurt the s2k pls pls pls

>>691233451
Get a condom, and some drano crystals. Fill the condom about a quarter full with the crystals. Tie it off. Drop it down his has tank and walk away.
I'd suggest making sure you don't leave any dinner prints.

>>691240616
Good one... >)

Having second thought on the car itself tbh. Thinking tires. hes still paying those off and they cost him about 1500 to get and they are brand new.

>>691239611
So. much. this.

post the pics you said she and he sent and post your tits then you will get the lucrative spoils of internet immorality.

>>691239714
>fem who likes car

tits or gtfo

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>>691240586
Running an engine without any oil won't hurt anything?
Do you even pump your own gas?

Here are your tits, faggot

>>691240511
Oh... well if sugar won't work because modern cars suck ass then yeah water would be great... Just find an opportune time. I feel like OP is just a troll at this point imo.

>>691240112
Seriously. 'It wasn't me, officer...
>covered in black oil at 4am alone

>>691240132
2 inches across is nowhere near a 'ballpark size' for catching oil being leaked from a pan. Any fool knows you catch it with a wide bowl, and even then, you be less noisy if you're gonna do something like that. For christs' sake. It's not even the dude's car.

This girl's lying about being almost 30. Any retard knows by 25 to put ▲▲▲▲▲ in the ▼▼▼▲▲▲▲. She's an angry highschooler that got cheated on, and she should just...

Listen, bitch. Most guys will cheat on you. You need to grow up and be able to leave them as if they never mattered without looking pathetic. You're giving him the satisfaction, and you're going to get yourself in deep shit in the process.

Let it go. Drown yourself in anime like everyone else.

>>691233451

Two mistakes here, OP.

First is asking 4chin for ideas.

Second is keeping his ass around for this long afterward. If you're unhappy with whats left of your relationship, move on and make something of your life without him.

Best revenge is him seeing you happy, and him not in the picture. No sense doing some shit that could cause you problems further than what you have to deal with now.

>>691240079
>She has nothing
Then GIVE her NOTHING

or let her start a new thread where she doesn't have to say she has a cunt

>>691233451
You know, posting full on nudes would fucking decimate him. I'm serious. If not with us send it to his friends. Also try fucking his boss.

>>691240993
man boobs != tits

>>691239913
seriously though this is the advice I always hear given to guys on here, why would it not be just as good of advice for her?

>>691241113
Reading comprehension is not a strong suit of yours, is it?

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>>691233451
Rub a potato on his car and stick your keys in the tailpipe

>>691241003
Like I said, I dont want to try and pop open his gas cap because of the alarm he has. its kind of impossible for him not to notice what is being done.

>>691233451
don't bitch around...

>>691241357
Goooood one!

>>691241252
Being a man, that's the closest you're going to get from me.

>>691240826
YES NOT THE CAR! DO THE TIRES. FATE JUST MIGHT HAVE IT HAPPEN THAT I END UP BUYING THAT S2K

>>691240983
Not my thread. I've been on here long enough to know the rules, but not long enough that I feel the desperation to undress, take pictures of my boobs, and upload them to my computer and then /b/ when I could just sit here, in someone else's thread, drinking dirt booze and hoping this idiot stops digging herself a grave.

>>691240551
seriously this.

>10/10 bait thread

>>691240419
This dude gets it

>>691240993
I was telling you that instead of giving her that *cough* terrible idea you should have said tits or gtfo

Well if the gas tank is a no go I say cut the brake lines or even easier would be to open the bleeder valves on the calipers . Hopefully his driveway pulls out into a busy street or something.

>>691241692
No, exchanging dirty pictures is cheating. The fact that you're still with him shows me how little you value yourself.

Dump him.

>>691241805
It doesnt, sits in an apartment complex or at his moms. It's currently at his apartment.

>>691240616
That's actually a myth fam

>>691233451
Dump him op.
Why? Because psychology.
the mistress is there only because you are there, the illusion is that he will be happier with her - but he couldnt be ant more wrong. The desire is there because of the cheating effect, possibly the excitment , thrill, etc.
Dump him and block his number for a month. This will ruin his life and he will fucking sell that car to get u back. Guaranteed.
source: preparing phd thesis in game theory and the links between psychology and micro economics.

P.s.
sry for bad english, not my first lang

>>691241930
He and I are no longer together. I feel that i've sacrificed so much and I'm so angry this is the only thing I can think of to make shit better and make it feel even.

>>691240826
Whatever you do, don't try to pop the tire. Look up videos of people being killed by exploding tires first, at least.

>>691233451

>your significant other

No one cares that your AIDS bag cheated, dude. Now go to club Pulse and wear a bullseye shirt

>>691241762
If you want to really Fuck the car up, it's a great idea.
You people just lack stealth and ambition.

He won't get warnings for oil level or pressure til the car started completely dry and wrecked his shit. I don't know anyone not driving an oil gluttonous shit box diligent enough to check the oil before every start. Especially first thing in the morning.

And nobody would believe ricerboi didn't just burn it all off being a tool and was too embarrassed to admit it

>>691240826
sure pop his tire but be sure to keep coming back after he has it replaced that will make someone love you forever and heal your betrayed heart.

revenge is never the answer, move on, find someone that is loyal, live a good life, don't let him back in your life when he realizes you are much better than him or his sloot

>>691242073
You're right. I'm just angry. I want something back. I felt like I wasted my life away and I gave up so much to be with him. Now for him to just make me feel like I'm the one who did something wrong..

>>691241594
tits or gtfo

(or don't feel the need to proclaim your gender)

>>691240993
I accidentally drove my Audi Quattro 1.8L 4 cylinder for 3000 miles with no oil, and really had no idea, nor noticed any lasting effect, including on mileage and emission results.

I also once drove a Honda Prelude that had an oil leak due to the oil plug not being reinstalled correctly. The light came on while driving on a bridge. I tried to make it to the far side of the bridge (like 1/4 mile). I didn't make it. The engine blew up and there were chunks all over the road behind me.

Inb4 learn to change oil. The Prelude was my doing as a kid. The Audi was a mistake by the shop.

>>691242073
Kek probably will be the happiest getting rid of this bitch for a month
Thanks, you're a real /b/ro

>>691241003
stop giving this bitch ideas.

tits or gtfo

>>691242109
Put a tiny rock under the valve stem cap and screw it back on so that it's just BARELY leaking so it takes several hours to empty.

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>>691233451
Steal the keys and take it to a chop shop. You make some money, don't destroy the car, and completely destroy it for him basically

>>691233451
TITS OR GTFO

>>691242391

You earned this situation you self entitled, limp wristed Millenial wind bag. You reap what you sow

>>691242396
I value myself enough to know I have nice tits and feel I dont need to show you fucks shit. thats #1, #2 I know I seem like an angry high school fag with nothing better to do, but looking at his phone records and seeing how long he's been ACTUALLY speaking to her, it set my blood on fire.

>>691241805
or shoot him in the head kek such even repercussions for sticking his dick in another pussy

>>691242443
You had the luckiest Audi to ever exist.
Also none on the dipstick and none in the pan are different, but that shit seems unreal. Did they run a compression test afterwards? Shit should have exploded or seized after only a few minutes if it was truly empty..

>>691242109
lol what?

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>>691242391
>I gave up so much to be with him
I found you're first mistake

relationships should be mutual dumbass. Go find a good guy that has his life together enough that his most prize possession isn't a shitty old car.

>>691233451
how about grow up and fuck off you sad cunt

>>691243052
Truck tires have much more pressure than cars. The steel belts in the tire fly off with the rupture with a lot of force, but just the pressure coming from the hole you stab in a truck tire can literally peel the skin off your arm.

>>691242888
tits or gtfo

(ORRRR DONT TELL /b/ THAT YOU A GIRL)

also reluctantly checkd

>>691242094
Eh, fine. Sugar in the gas tank, 7 months from now-but, if it's a nice car, that tank might have an alarm. Try and think back-did you ever go in with him to get gas? Surely he locked his car before going in to pay-was he able to come back out and flip open the gas door without unlocking the car (disarming the alarm) ? Be sure.

If so, you should be in the clear. Wear rubber gloves for prints. Find a transmission-fluid funnel with a smooth, non-serrated tube.(we're going for silence) Look for one with around a dime-sized opening, if you can.

Don't bring a flashlight, park there,two cars away or very nearby, at 4am. People will question you 'taking a walk' at that hour. Keep all lights off, don't look at a phone, let your eyes adjust for 15 minutes. Have an excuse on hand. I left a phone case in my ex's car' etc.
Don't just have sugar in the car, keep other groceries in there, just a few, things someone might buy late at night. A small pint of ice cream, eggs, a candy bar. "baking saomething'. Whatever, just in case you get rolled up on by police. Things you could see yourself buying late at night for a boring evening.

Good luck, OP. I really, really didn't wqnt to help but this thread is reminding me how much guys can be dicks by thinking it's acceptable to treat someone like they're trash.

The time will erase you as a suspect, and give you time to mull over whether you want to o through with it.

Godspeed, bitch.

>>691239724
Pics of her BF? What are you? Some kind of faggot?

>>691243345
Forgot the part where this probably wouldn't happen with a Normal car where is generally 32psi Max

>>691242443
>3000 miles with no oil
bullshit stopped reading

>>691242627
kek this would be great actually

>>691242396
He was telling me tits. This is your thread, and you are technically going against the rules, which I respect. This not being my thread, and me not seeking feminine aid, I don't require tits. The rules are pretty important here, newfem.

who gives a fuck bitch wont show tits. fuck off and I hope you get herpes you holdout cunt

Touch the S2k and he will sue you. You aren't married so it's okay for him to cheat. But it's shunned upon. You will get sued if you harm his property. Even if you helped buy it. The car is likely under his name.

>>691243383
yeah get him cast in a michael bay film, thatll show em

>>691242627
This has prison all over it.

>>691243511
Gas tank can only be opened from the inside of the car. he has a very sensitive alarm on the car that alerts him on his phone if the car has been tampered with

>>691242888

You. Deserved. It

You think it's all his fault now, but when you grow out of your selfish tweens you'll realize how much you drove the guy away

>>691243561
In An AUDI

Did he cheat on you or talk to another girl?

put soda in his coolant tank or put salt in gas tank LOL

>>691243718
I was saying here that I respect the rules*, to be clear.

>>691243701

Cmon faggot summerfag. Not the children

>>691243515
yeah I just started a different thread on /b/

Ruin his social life. Call up his job tell dem about how much of a faggot he was or some shit

>>691233451
Cause talking is forbidden.
Tits and timestamp or gtfo!!

>>691243887
The Fuck did she do?

>>691243718
so just to be clear you are saying you are a girl right?

tits or gtfo

>calling me a newfem, kek I've been here for MONTHS

>>691243871
Did the girl know he was in a relationship?

>>691243756
this

>>691244245
Yes she did...

>>691233451
peg him

I'm sure this is just a troll post.... But if it's real......

You aren't even fucking living together, if you where living together or married then maybe some revenge might be somewhat justified.......
But you aren't.

Break up with him and move on with your life.

>>691243948
ikr ridiculous

Bitch this 4chan, so how ur tits or gtfo. Also timestamp that shit. Ur hubby is cheating so why even bother..

>>691243991
or put baking soda in his milkshake

Rolll

>>691233451
Going after someones job is akin to attempting to
murder taking away their ability to provide.

Fuck you OP get fucking murdered.

Maybe if you sucked cock better and stopped being a princess someone might care.

>>691233451
Does anybody else have an S2000?

>>691244010
at this put I can only saying tits or gtfo

tits or gtfo

>>691244441
So close mate.

>>691244195
Fucked someone else's car

So thid this>>691244268

To the summerfag spamming rekt webms. Just stop being a Newfag spamming shit from a REKT thread. It's really fucking annoying.

Post your shit somewhere else. The subject isn't about rekt. You cuck weeb

>>691244054
don't give this bitch ideas until she gives you tits

>>691244268
What's the reason for this?
Was he fag?

>>691244473
Miata, s2000 bmw z1, all for faggots

>>691244557
kek

>>691244460
You sound like the same kind of unappreciative asshole whos never gotten his nut swallowed and when he finally does he cheats on the bitch who does with a flabby whale. Just saying.

>>691244299
tits or gtfo

>>691244473
No, prices are stupid here. 12,000+$ for cars with 120,000+ miles. A few years ago when I looked, perfect ones with ~,40,000 miles sold for that. I ended up buying a car for my wife then though...

>>691244515
wat?

>>691244557
Try harder newbie

>>691244444

>>691244613
No, no, only the Miata probably. But don't judge them until you've driven them pls.

>>691244460
>sucked cock better and stopped being a princess
best advice itt

>>691244613
Brotrucker/rustang detected

>>691244204
>saying months like it's a long time
>being here for months and still now knowing the rules

A creator of a thread, who is female, does not have to show tits, unless she makes it obvious in her OPost that she is female. This is due to the unfair amount of attention she will get due strictly to being female and the guys on /b/ feeling bad for her/wanting to baby her/thinking they can coerce dirty pics or other methods of contact out of her, etc.

A female OP who does not make her vagina obvious has no obligation to post tits or a timestamp.

A fem who contributes to a thread, however so, isn't required to post tits unless they are asking for advice, favors, or anyone's time who is not female.

I'm within the rules; you are not. You're going to have to actually learn about this place before getting cocky.

>>691244473
No I have a cock of average size or above

>>691244299
How do you know? I'm asking for proof here, to be clear.

>>691244574
this dude is right. The point here is that this cunt hasn't posted her tits

Tits or GTFO

>>691244875
Rules are cool huh?

>>691244658
and you sound like a tumblr user

since when is talking to another girl cheating? stop being an insecure bitch about it.

No tuts? Why the fuck are you guys responding to this cunt?

>>691244946
He told me she knew and shes friends with him on facebook and instagram both of which we have pictures together on.

>>691245083
You would know what one sounds like huh?

>>691244858
Armor suit bank robber right?
Tried to reload with an injured hand by putting it under his chin with it not even being clear.
He had an actual ak47 but tossed it because he was also too dumb to clear a simple stovepipe jam.

>>691244710
Oh that sucks, they're really affordable solid cars here
>>691244890
Mine's above, but that's beside the point..

>>691244875
if you feel you need to mention you have tits, you should post tits.

>not realizing my troll when I said months...
>facepalm.exe

>>691244875
I think you've been rused.

>>691239035
I see what you did there anon.

>>691245118
Since more then words were exchanged. I dont need to provide proof, he admitted fault. I want revenge, clearly no one seems to understand that.

>>691244875
>/b/
>rules
pick one

>>691245123
THIS

>>691245181
tits or gtfo

>>691245378
>being this edgy

>>691245241
yep

great comeback nigger

>>691245073
I've been here since 2 years after it opened. I've yet to find an older femfag. It's lonely in these parts.

>>691245181
Pictures of you kissing? in which both of your faces are visible? Have you tried approaching this girl in a respectful manner? Every guy I've been with will lie about literally anything to make you feel worse. Don't make her your enemy just because he wants her to be. Establish this yourself by contacting her and asking her honestly if she knew, what her motivations were. Ask genuinely, not in a sour or childish/jealous/snarky way.

>>691245364

Destroying his car is stupid and childish.. If you want revenge either dump him or just chat and send some booty pics to someone else just like he did. Or post tits here and send him the link haha

>>691245354
>thisguygetsit.png

>>691245364
tits or gtfo

>>691243887
Why do you keep posting, literally in order, all of the webm's from the rekt thread from like 2 hours ago?

>>691245611
He told me he stopped talking to her which I see to be true. I honestly dont have it in for her. Its him I have it out for

>>691245549
like bismuth fam

>>691245611

Show those old tits

>>691237405
You're so immature, OP. Seriously.

Best revenge is to have a good life and forget him.

>>691245293
Rice tax resurgence.
Nearly Every car I've had interest in made after 1985 has suffered from it. I blame the prices of Japanese to the fast and furious movies and their most eager consumers for the most part. Should have bought it when I had the chance.
Won't Shell out for one that used by someone who most likely beat the piss out of it, and I won't buy a riced out or insensibly modified one either.

>>691245611
tits or gtfo

I was here two years before it opened
>checkmate.psd

>saying "opened"
huehuehue

>>691245668
>Or post tits here and send him the link haha
this is the best idea tbh

>>691245802
tits or gtfo

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If you fuck up his car or his job, youre a peice of shit, OP. You're no better than him.

How fucking childish can you get?

Grow the fuck up.

Just pack your shit and leave like an adult.

If you pull some stupid entitled bullshit, i hope he breaks a few bones in your face when he beats your ass like you would deserve.

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>>691245611

God damn, women are fucking dumb

>>691238528
google search; "basic bitch with heart tattoo"

"12,000,000,000 results"

>>691245972
You just have a shit taste in cars and are a ricer faggot.

>>691245319

I thought you were OP. You actually got me.

Sorry, I have no sarcasm meter. Never have.

>>691245246
I love this one, but it reminds me of that screenshot story where the girl's car wraps around the telephone pole.
feelsbadman.jpg

>>691245354
Rustled and bamboozled. I am ashamed.

I hate to say it OP, but just like the guy who stole my pokemon cards, as much as it aches, sometimes there is nothing you can do. I plan to kill him if I live past 80, but you'd have to be pretty dedicated for something like that. People will cheat, and then you just keep your pride and leave them. Don't let it change you into a clingy, jealous monster. Accept that you were used.

The only reason I'm not being a dick to you about tits is because I've been in your shoes, and being used is rotten. But next time, do not be clear about gender here. Just be like..."my ex." Save everyone the grief.

>>691246300
>You actually got me.
of course I did you dumb cunt. GD women are dumb as day old dog shit

>>691246218
Op got a heartsy-fartsy tatoo on her Finger. THAT kind of childish

Also refuses tits... she's a bitch

>>691246300
tits or gtfo

>>691246300
Thank you for the honest response..

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>>691233451
bitch you leave his s2k alone w/e you do that shit isent cool to joke about.

>>691246290
You have no idea what I even like, or for what reasons. I listed one car, and not even what it was about it I liked.
Go back to your place and wait for them to call your number into the meat train, you semen swelled cock smoking phallus jockey.

>>691246632
better option?

>>691246300
>I thought you were OP
wait you thought OP was asking you to post tits? you honestly haven't noticed everyone spamming her with tits or gtfo too? why the fuck would she be telling you that?

>being this dumb
>you didn't even have to say you were a woman
>I would have known since you are that fucking dumb
>I had to explain that joke because I knew you wouldn't get it
>you want to be mad but you know you didn't get it until I told you

>>691245802
You should still contact her and ask. He may just not want her to know what he did to you. Dudes be jugglin' bitches. You're getting juggled.

>>691245883
Not my thread. HUGE nipples, though. Like each titty was smacked with a tennis ball. I hate boobs solely because of the sweat that accumulates under them when no bra. Tits are fucking disgusting. I miss them before they drooped.

>>691246032
Before?

>>691246254
no u

>>691246588
tits or gtfo

>>691246763
post your tits

...or gtfo

>>691246822
She knows. I've managed other ways of informing her. :)

>>691246822
tits or gtfo

>>691246963
Post your tits


....Or gtfo

>>691246588

Now play a nice game of hide and go fuck yourself

>>691246992
tits or gtfo

>>691246763
>>691246763
Fuck his best friend and dump his ass. Cut his dick off. Get pregnant and say its his, then divorce him in a year and take half his money. Do all the normal woman stuff. Leave his car alone.

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Tits

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Gtfo

>>691247137
Babbys