Lurkin

>>691227057
Why are they scared of alicorns?

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>>691227550
Classic

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>>691227625
They don't recognise them as real fluffies, so they are "MUNSTAHS!"

>>691227625

Not enough cognitive ability to comprehend that a fluffy can have both wings and a horn.

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>>691227550

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And now for something sad.

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>>691228189
NU
HORSE TIME

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>>691228189
And now for the weird box to open up

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So I remember a few days back someone came in a fluffy thread and showed off pic related, did he make anymore? I need a good laugh tonight.

>Be Anon Mcanonson.
>You live in a cozy little hick/suburb town
>It's own watertower and everything
>You have a precious little fluffy mare named Rosie.
>She's a dark red with a green mane
>The only other name possible was Tomato
>One night you let Rosie out as usual under your watchful eye while taking a smoke at the same time
>Then a wild fluffy come into your backyard
>Unlike most people, you don't mind ferals
>Except smarties. Fuck smarties.
>But this fluffy looks as dumb as any other.
>You let the fluffy (who you overhear saying his name in Catsup.) play with Rosie for a while
>Eventually You shoo him away and bring in Rosie again.
>All is well.

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>>691230168

>>691230381
Fucking kek

>>691230131
>One night, Rosie calls for Catsup to come out
>He strolls out of the bushes
>They begin to sing together
>Ugh. Singing fluffies.
>You may like fluffies, but you cant stand they're singing
>You go inside to avoid the crooning and get yourself a snack.
>You come back to seeing them humping like degenerate scum.
>High school Football training comes in full force
>Punt Catsup off of Rosie and over your fence.
>That should be good for now.

>>691230017
Fluffies would be so much more tolerable if they were just dog-horses

>>691230797
Fucking kek
Do you know the artist on the booru?

>>691232260
Onion_bubs

>>691231591
If they looked like Wolfram_sparks fluffs then I would adopt. Or like the one with little green one in the exploitable comic

We need more Foal-in-a-can.

>>691229479
I don't get the background

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>>691234219

>>691234339
>watch Silence of the Lambs
>right now

>>691231068
>Two nights later, and you keep Rosie inside
>Your in the attic, with Rosie peeking out the window in a cage.
>You remembered you were super into airsoft in highschool, and you still had your old BB gun.
>Your just playing the waiting game now.
>Perched like a sniper, you wait for your target
>As You think of this romantecized image of yourself, Catsup trots into the backyard from the bushes.
>He begins to call
>"Speciaw Fwiend Wosie, wew are ou?"
>Rosie responds
>"Wosie up hewe, in meanie boxie! Don wuwwy Catsuwp, daddeh wiww bwing me to 'ou."
>"Wet's sing untiw youw meanie daddeh wets 'ou down."
>They begin to sing, terribly, you might add, about "speciaw fwiends an' babbehs soon"
>Not if you have anything to say about it
>You take aim as Catsup begins to hold a very long note.
>You used to be a crackshot with a BB Rifle, and you hope you have retained those skills
>PFFT! The soft, gentle and oh so satisfing noise of a BB being launched punches a hole in the night song.
>The note Catsup was holding goes up about three octaves.
>BULLSEYE! Or, rather, in this case, fluffy nut.
>He begins to yelp constantly as he runs and hobbles back into the bushes and hopefully, far, far away.
What did you guys think about my first OC? Was it any good?

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Hugbox to save the thread!

>>691234959
nice job
can't wait to see more

>>691235503
Thank you. I want to save it, but I'm on mobile right now. How do?

>>691235750
just screencap your shits

>>691234959

I loled.

>>691235883
Just uploaded them to the booru as Autismothegreat.

>>691237878

There is something weird and telling about this picture.

Basically, I find myself rooting for the spider. I'm not sure why. Is it the sheer fluffy cuteness topping out so far as to render it contemptuously pathetic?

Weird.

If I was presented with this scene in real life that spider would be instantly dead.

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>You wake up
>Turn on the news
>They're talking about another shooting
>The shooter had literally hundreds upon hundreds of pictures and documents pertaining to fluffies, fluffy abuse, hugbox, etc
>The governments of the world will begin keeping tabs on any and all fluffy abuse threads, both on 4chan and 8ch starting the next day
>Anyone found to either have visited fluffy sites regularly for the past 3 months, or who is found to have fluffy images/stories saved onto their computers, will be put on a government watchlist
>They will also be publicly ousted in an attempt to humiliate them and scare others into staying away from fluffy related material

What would you do if they accused you of being an abuser?

>>691239106
Whip it out and Jack it. Why not?

>>691238738
Reminder big Doggies are mans true companion.

>>691238945
As over the top as it is, i think>>691238861 conveys that feeling pretty well. I wonder if a lot of fluffy connoisseurs enjoy it because they're so disgustingly cute

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>>691239106
Every one using the internet is already on a goverment watchlist. Just existing is enough of a reason

>>691239936
oh thats nasty....

>>691239106
Keep posting abuse, I'm fucked already

>>691238738

Excellent reference. I approve.

What would you say if I found a way to "fix" your smarty?

>>691240892
Do it. I want a fluffy, not an asshole.

Rollerino

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And then there is the next gen fluffy pony.

Dear gawd do want.

>>691240892
I would grab you by your neck and look you dead in the eye with malicous intent.
"Dis my enfy fwuffy"
Then drop you,do a 360 and walk away to torture my smarty

>>691243845
what kind of autistic nigger posts something like this?
explain urself

>>691234959

I'm enjoying it, keep going.

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>>691244018
What's wrong with psychological torture

>>691238945
That spider is a bit larger than the fluffy baby.
Fluffies are about the size of dogs.

That spider is Australia-level. Must be like 6-8 inches including the legs, but not spread out.

What in the metric FUCK are you gonna kill that with?

>Sorry, guys, but this calls for arson.

>>691242392
my shirt.
oh well. I can burn it and get another. it's kinda old anyway.
>Yes, I'm aware I'd be burning a live fluffy.

>>691244223
lmao meme magic!

>>691245074
why exactly are their tits so low on them?