If Tom Selleck never showered, he'd be Tom Smelleck

If Tom Selleck was friendly, he'd be Tom Swelleck.

If Tom Selleck was a salesman, he'd be Tom Selleck.

...fuck

If Tom Selleck were a teenage Queen, he'd be going to Prom Selleck

If Tom Selleck had an exoskeleton, he'd be Tom Shelleck.

If Tom Selleck falls off a building, he'd be Tom Felleck.

>>691215955
now look.....

If Tom Selleck were a delusional hyperactive twit, he'd be Tom Cruise.

>>691215508
If Tom Selleck played for Boston's basketball team, he'd be Tom Celtic.

>>691215508
if Tom Selleck was popular in Germany, he'd be David Hasselhoff

If Tom Selleck were gay he'd be Tom Smelldick

If Tom Selleck wanted to go bowling, he'd be Tom Bellic.

>>691216267
that's actually brown eye

If Tom Selleck was an orthopedic shoe insert he'd be Tom Gelleck

If Tom Selleck was old, he'd be Tom Relic.

If Tom Sellick were a russian immigrant, he'd be Tom Bellic

If Tom Selleck sneezed on people, he'd be Tom Sellick

If Tom Selleck were a tree he'd be Palm Selleck

>>691216419
Fucking beat me to it

If Tom Selleck recovered valuable artifacts from ancient temples, he'd be Tom Relic

if tom selleck was a salesman he'd be tom selleck

If Tom Selleck was a homosexual, he'd be going to Tom Helleck.

If Tom Selleck were an angry dude with a guitar, he'd be Tom Morello

When Tom plays with his pussy, he's Tom Schllllll-ick

>>691215955
I SWEAR i didnt see your post

If Tom Selleck was a spooky skeleton he'd Tom Skelleck

>>691215508

if Tom Selleck were a complete homo, he'd be Tom Cruise

If Tom Selleck was a sea bird, he'd Tom Pelican.

>>691215508
If Tom Selleck were a muslim, he'd be Bomb Selleck.

If Tom Selleck is served with buffalo wings, he'd be Tom Celery.

If Tom Selleck suppressed his feelings, he'd be Tom Quelleck.

If Tom Selleck shit his pants he'd be Tom Smelleck

If Tom Selleck worked at a bank, he'd be Tom Teller.

>>691215508

If Tom Selleck was Tom Selleck, he'd be Tom Selleck.

>>691215508
If Tom Selleck pimped male prostitutes, he'd be Tom Sellsdick.

>>691217326
You don't know how this game works, do you.

If Tom Selleck owned a telecommunications company, he'd be Tom Telleck

>>691217584
No I guess I don't

If Tom Selleck made spreadsheets, he'd be Tom Excelleck.

Of Tom Selleck was a computer he would be ROM Selleck

If tom selleck were bush he would've done 911.

If Tom Selleck were arrested, he'd be in a Tom Celleck

If Tom Selleck was mad, he'd be Tom Yelleck.

>>691215508
If Tom Selleck was a mushroom, he'd be Tom Portabelleck.

If Tom Selleck weren't right, he'd be Wring Selleck.

If he was a valuable antique hed be tom relic

If Tom Selleck was on friends he'd be Richard

>>691218135
Oops.

If Tom Selleck was a video game controller button, he d be Tom Select

>>691218256
Kek

You lot are really grasping at straws at this point.

If Tom Sellek were a mother he'd be Mom Sellek

If tom selleck was a jihad he'd be bomb selleck

>>691216267
kek

If Tom Selleck was still relevent he wouldnt be starting this thread..fuck off tom selleck