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>>691211325
probably because you sound like a little angry troll and dont even talk to one

girls are attracted to alphas. its not their fault, its natural instinct. my guess is you had a chance with a girl before and passed it up because she didnt meet your standards. And now you cant get anyone because you arent alpha enough. should have taken the one you could have gotten

>>691211325
Yeah it's all the girl's fault OP
Enjoy your loneliness

>>691212020
just ban my shit up

>>691212020
ahhahahaaha cool dude

>>691211325
Clearly didnt even try to pick up girls, they like to see confidence. I'v seen some ugly ass fucking dwarfs get bitches so dont cry on /b/ about this shit

>>691211325

this type of shit is so cringey and sad i dont know if its bait

>>691212020
Mods in heaven, deliver us from summer. Amen.

>>691211325
>be 23 years old
>been with QT GF going on five years
>no job, meh car, average dick, average looks, no money
>gonna wife her when I have a job and can contribute financially

Sucks to be you.

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Yeah it really isn't hard to get laid. The problem is you, not the females.

You're welcome.

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>>691211325
Lost mine at 16

OK Bye

>>691211325
Im 31 and still got mine. I fucked my sister in the ass at age 12 but that dosent count. Im hopeless and just fap everyday to hentai doujins.

>>691211325
Because you're ugly

You're right that females are unrealistic in what they say they want.
You're absolutely incorrect in what females will actually fuck.
While I'm sure this is bait, I will help you (or anyone else) anyhow:
>stop sucking their dick
Not literally, but girls don't like white knights, regardless of what they say, which leads to
>do not trust girls
Females lie. a LOT. About anything/everything. It's just how life works. It's not good or bad, it just is.
>girls want attention
Above all else they want attention. When you're complimenting them, being their buddy, etc, you're giving them attention and they have literally no reason to fuck you at that point. This is how friendzone happens. Knowing this leads to -
>be friendly but aloof
Act casual. Be as normal as you can. Be friendly towards girls but as stated above, don't cling and don't kiss their ass. Think more "mysterious stranger" and less "knight in shining armor".
>be busy and do cool things, and make sure they know you're doing cool shit
Girls want a guy who does cool shit. Even if you have to fake it, make it look like you're too fucking busy for their bullshit. Always have shit going on, cool activities you're busy with. Facebook is a fantastic way to make yourself look more attractive.
>go on dates, or LIE about going on dates
This will make girls think you're worth going after. And girls are horrible cunts who dream of stealing a dude away from some other horrible cunt.
>most important: BE CONFIDENT, or ACT confident
This is the key, no matter what. Even if you have to fake it, faking it long enough will fool even your own brain into thinking you have tons of balls. Girls like confidence. They respect the drunk douchebag who fails to get their digits at the bar far more than the beta who tells them how pretty they are on facebook.

Nice b8 m8, but /b/ is the very last place to go to complain.

>>691211325
80% of women fuck 20% of top men
whats new?

get an escort, youll likely have a better experience anyways

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>>691212969
To add on to that I was a 270lb barely 6 ft NEET but I just played myself up with a girl with meh looks but she was a freak in bed

10/10 would take advantage of a low self esteemed girl again

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>>691211325
you're fucking pathetic I lost my virginity at 15 and youre about twice as old as I am rn and you're still a virgin

>>691211325
OP confirmed for the following
>beta fag
>ugly
>poor

>>691213759
34/2 = 17

MODS MODS MODS

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>you must be 18 to use this board

>>691211325
(You)

>>691214174
>>691214299
>about

>>691211325
OK. you are so fucking dumb, this is the third post you have done in 2 days. if your that concerned about women, get the fuck of of /b/ and go talk to one!. If as I mentioned before you dont have the stones to talk to a woman WITHOUT having an asthma attack then get the fuck out of here you pathetic asshole. There are so many people in the world to hook up with you just havent even tried. (or your 12 and you dont know any better yet) PEACE

>>691211325
Read yourself... THIS is why you are alone

>>691211325
>M'lady

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>>691211325
ELLIOT RODGER ALERRRT

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>>691211325
Man I would hate to meet you

Because women are weak and they want someone who they perceive as strong.
Unfortunately a lot of the so-called "tough guys" they go for are actually selfish pussies that would leave them to burn when shit hits the fan.
Also don't buy into this feminism bullshit that women want a guy who will respect them and their boundaries. They don't want that. They want a man who grab them, tear off their clothes and forcefully impregnate them.
That's why they all love these fucking muslims so much.
If you're smart, don't give women anything. Don't give them your money, don't give them your time, don't even give them your attention.
They're worthless trash through and through.

>>691214406
>damage control

>>691211325
That's because American women suck. Go take a vacation out if the states.

>>691213759
I lost mine at 17 .....

>>691214911
Spoken like a true beta-faggot.

DYEL? It's not nearly as bad as you think it is, but its still bad. The silver lining is, that even though women are terrible, so are most men. Be the prize.

>>691211325
>33 years old
>dating girls
you need a woman son.

>>691211325
Dude, you're not missing much. I was a virgin until 24, got into a relationship with a chick. someone who I actually found attractive and liked me back. Long story short, she (and I'm figuring out every other woman) used me for a place to live, food, and an embarrassing amount of money. As the relationship went on, I was more and more miserable, and lost more and more money. I've been broken up for a year now, and my life is WAY better. Focus on bettering yourself FOR yourself. And enjoy having time, money, space, and happiness.

>tl;dr fuck women, get money

You know what it takes and you continue to be a fucking pussy? Lmao bitch some more faggot

>>691213472
this SO much

>>691214962
>OKOKOK

>>691215121
You have it backwards.

Get money, fuck women. Because women will fuck anyone with money.

>>691215121
your problem is the fact that you were 24 when you lost your viriginity. you didnt even try bro

>>691213759
34/2=17, ban worthy or okey dokey?

smart as a brick

>>691215052
lmao OP don't be so bitter

>>691215021
Just to see, at what age did most of the people here lose their virginity?
Me 15
(Yes im that asshole from a bit uptop who doesn't know how basic division work)

>>691211325
Elliotesque

>>691215316
Shut the fuck up faggot.
Stop with this bullshit that kids can't consent to sex and then turn around and shit on people who didn't lose their virginity when they were 12.
It's one or the other, not both.

>>691212020
B&

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>>691211325
Not a virgin but might as well be, just say fuck it OP and fuck your hand its been probably like 5 years since I had anything with the opposite sex. Get your life straight and then ruin your life with some bitch that's what I'm gonna do TFW I'm never Gonna get ahead in life

>>691213472
this, a 100,000,000% this!

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>>691211325
You're a virgin because you are a whiny piece of shit. I'm 38.. I'm not rich or a 10/10... Don't have a huge nigger dick but I can get laid. I get laid because I have confidence. Stop being a faggot and maybe you'll get some pussy.

>>691215316
No, not really. I grew up in MI. You see the women in MI? You wouldn't fuck them either. Any chick over 4/10 is a snotty cunt.

>virgins like you expecting girls to fuck you because you're nice to them

lol

>>691211325
I just want to fuck a helpless little Asian guy with brown skin. Hear him moan and cry in pain as the sodomy happens. Then hold him in my arms and kiss him softly. Not every one is stuck up we just have our preferences bro.

do you think once vr gets good and cheap all these r9k shitposts will disappear cos all the betas will be living successful lives in vr?

>>691211325
How many spell slots do you have?

When I was 13, I made an empty net with a friend to see who could lose virginity first

Trashy ass freshman from my highschool who was 16 heard and started hitting on me, we had sex near railroad tracks, and her pussy smelled like dead frogs in the sun.

Moral of the story, fuck a slutty whore, your friend will give you $5 and you'll be the coolest 8th grader with herpes

>>691215326
I'm sorry, but I lost my virginity at 15 and I lost my mind on the same day, please excuse my shitty math shkills

>>691215492
ugh 24!?!?! you expect me to feel sorry that you played WOW while every college chick was at a bar waiting to find a decent guy to hook up with?!?!?!

>>691215623
>my sides

>>691215701
>fucking bar sluts

Enjoy those STDs queer.

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>>691215795
Barbaric

>>691211325
just get a prostitute

>American Girls are so fucking stuck up. They have completely unrealistic expectations for men.

FTFY. Seriously. Go to Asia. Thailand, Hong Kong, South Korea, Japan. Anywhere

>>691215492
18 is legal! 18, 19, 20, 21, 22, 23, 24, you missed all of them for starcraft!

>>691211325
Dude, if you fucking bathed regularly you should have scored by now. Seriously there is no excuse but your own autism.

>>691215829
>fucking sluts at all
Enjoy putting your penis where another penis was, everyone knows that's how you become gay

this is why feminism exists women revolting because men wouldnt give them attention this and red pill faggot shit is just feminism comeing from the other side no one wants to men or women anymore

>>691211325
If you werent such a sad sack of shit you might get somewhere

>>691215954
south-east asia is where its at
mail order brides errywhere

>>691215957
video games>>>>>>>worthless whores

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>>691215829
tested an clean anon ( its called a condom, ask your mom she'll buy you one)

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>>691216000
Czech'd

>>691211325
>>>/r9k/

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>>691216344
Back to back gets!

>>691216244
>using rubbers

lol what the fuck is the point, you don't even feel anything.
fucking sluts for the sake of fucking sluts is stupid.
fucking nigger

>>691211325
Replying to bait but, what do bring to the equation? Why would a girl want you? What are you good at? What do you do? Stop eating shit. Lift some heavy shit a couple of times a week. Run. Learn a skill. Cook. Be handy. Fix cars. Think of how being with you helps her. "Being there" and "treating her well" any faggot can do.

>>691211916
Thank you anon you have opened my eyes

>>691216488
This is a get thread now

>>691214382

>>691216488
jesus christ you idiot, its not just sluts at bars. jjust because you can meet people in public. not everyone is on your furry forum

>>691211325
I'm currently 21 and I sounded a lot like you until I realized that fat chicks are desperate and easy to fuck. Of course girls are gonna want guys that have attractive qualities and a big bank account. They're chicks. Not saying it isn't fucking retarded but it is how it is. Maybe try to work towards getting a job that pays a lot and you can bang a shallow bitch too.

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>>691216602
chequem

>>691216877
Checked

>>691215701
>>691215957
It wasn't Starcraft or WOW. And now, it's not CoD 8 or whatever. Like I said, women in MI are gross. I have standards, and American women who are moderately attractive want to be treated like princesses. Also, I'm too passive.

>>691216877
there are other qualities than money, general hygenie, keeping yourself at a decent weight, being funny, being insightful, being kind, you only need like one of those

>>691216602
Checked

>>691216839
>people are just randomly getting together and fucking

Lol stop pretending life is a Brazzers video you faggot mong.

as a fellow land whale i I know just how desperate fat chicks are and strongly suggest going after girls 5/10 or lower

>>691211325
they want a man not a bitch.

>>691217181
dear lord, i know your only 16 so you wont understand this, but poeple go to bars to have a nice time and maybe have a nice coversation with someone new. THEN and only then will they possibly hookup with you, but you have to take your hand out of your pants, leave the mens restroom and talk to someone

>>691211325
Personality and education go a long way fag.

>>691217498
Nah bullshit faggot. I've had lots of interesting conversations with people and never ended in sex.
Must be nice being a Gen Z faggot who gets to reap the fruits that Boomers and Millennials had to fight their overbearing Christian parents to sow.
You fucks probably grew up pagans and shit.

>>691217090
my bad, being passive is fine, i find that if your honest about talking and getting to know someone (and being confident about who you are) then there will be someone eventually. good luck anon ( not sarcasm)

>>691216877
I've learned to just be happy and successful on my own. Was in a relationship for 4 years and was miserable for the second half. Since then, I've appreciated being single. My advice? Learn to enjoy being on your own. Maybe fuck escorts, too. It's cheaper, I'm positive.

>>691217890
88 not gen z , i just talked to women ( and poeple) in an honest and sincere manner. I promise its not that hard

Honestly it's probably your self-pity, whining, arrogance and dumb opinions that drives women away.

>>691218041
good for you anon! i think figuring out how to make yourself happy is the most important thing!

>>691218099
>honest and sincer manner
Nigger I don't think you're even capable of such a thing.
You're fucking lying to me right now. Liars get what they want. People who speak the truth get kicked in the face.
Y'all niggas need Jesus.

>>691211325

Dont end it.

> End them.

>>691217388
This. Larger girls normally have more tolerable personalities too

>>691215630
Yes this is proper advice

>>691211325
A prostitute on Craigslist is 60$/hr and you'll only last 25 seconds, so if you have a quarter in your car you're good to go mate!

>>691218276
ok, im sorry if a girl ran away when you told her about your cs stats. I cant help you there, but if you just avoid talking about how you want to kill yourself and maybe make someone laugh, then you'll be fine. Also if you are still in high school just chill , shit gets easier in college

>>691211325
Dude this kinda thinking should have gone away by the time you were 22 at the fucking latest.

So it is obvious you are shit at picking up women. Looks like you aren't desirable. Here is what you do...

Fuck the ugly

Lower your standards. There are PLENTY of ugly and fat girls out there who need love and are more your speed. Just accept you aren't getting any hotties, or even normies at this point.

Suck it up. Fuck a fatty or an ugly. They aren't bad people. Give them a chance, if nothing else for practice.

>>691218962

the fact that this is his position means he' sugly as shit and superficial from watching too much porn.

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>>691211325
There shall only be one way left for thou.

>>691218920
>if you just avoid talking about how you want to kill yourself and maybe make someone laugh, then you'll be fine.
Jesus Christ, you must be living life on easy mode.
Protip: they're laughing at you, not with you

lost mine when i was 15 lol op is a fucking nerd

>>691213260
Wait what? How does one go about ficking his sister in the booty. This is odd.

>>691219435
lol same

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This board used to have a better class of faggots

>>691218514
You're telling me.
plus on the bright side when ever they're pissed off at you 90% of the time you can use food to make it up to her.

>>691211325
Because you're surrounding yourself around the wrong women. The majority yes, but still the wrong women. I would suggest either giving yourself more time to look around, get a dick shoved up your ass, or killing yourself. Next question!

>>691219276
not talking about killing yourself is easy mode? sad anon, very sad

>>691211325
i literally asked a girl out on tuesday, after texting her dor 20 minutes she said she wanted to fuck. kill yourself geek

>>691219621
PREACH. learn to cook you and your girl will be fat. let her cook you both will be skinny forever

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>>691213759
Underaged Nigger.

>>691213260
Im not sure why but i feel like that counts.

>>691211325
I lost mine when I was 11...

>>691213759
>Twice as old as I am
Get the fuck off of 4chan you under-aged cuck!

>>691211325
Weird, the copy pasta is 32 years old. Why did you change it?

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>>691211325
lmfao op u r a faggot alone forever kys

Bait but you're probably ugly or autistic, but probably both. I live pretty much paycheck to paycheck, drive a shitty 2004 chevy blazer, and live in a double wide trailer. But it is so easy to get laid, just don't be a beta retarded faggot and you're good to go

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>>691212851
Does it though?

You seem to be stuck with a woman who seems to be content with settling down with you.

How many women have you experience? How many things have you experienced?

How often do you go out and do things that you're not comfortable with?

How often do you go to another country and just fuck about?

You live what you think is a comfortable life. The truth is you already dead.

I'm 19 and still a virgin pleb

Social retard, can't get laid if you can't talk to people. I'm fairly average, have a car, okay clothes etc

Guess I need to off myself

Move to Austin Texas, grow a beard, drink Kraft beer, start smoking weed, and ride a bycicle around. You'll get laid eventually

>>691213472
fuckin' hero

>>691219276
easymode, try living life on any mode and you'll find someone to bang, its called going outside, its not a mode

>>691213472
thisssss

im 5'5 20+ year old who lives with their parents and even i have had multiple relationships

also

> girls are so fucking stuck up
> always treat them with respect and compliment them

maybe if you accepted the fact that you are a whiny faggot and started working on the shit that is in your control, you wouldn't have this issue

>>691221159
>just go outside and the pussy and money will come flooding in

Boy I wish this faggot meme would die already.

>>691215613
Underrated post

>>691211325
Please end it. The reason you don't get laid is because you think 'nigger dick' is a qualification for it.

>>691221380
its not a meme, you have to leave the house if you want to meet a girl

>>691215623
Kek from heaven.

>>691221526
I'm saying just going outside doesn't do anything.
You just wind up sunburned and maybe someone will call you a faggot.
People don't just give out jobs and women don't pull down their panties because you went outside.
You fucks are always oversimplifying everything, probably because you don't think.

>>691214862
kek

>>691215547
Not OP, but how does someone even become confident ?

By getting a better body do to exercising at a gym or sports ?

By not caring what other's think about you ?

>>691221773
> you don't think
> needs instructions on how to be a basic human being

>>691221773
oh dear lord, if you dont leave the house or apply for a job how do you expect to get it ?( pussy and work)

>>691211325
I would probably bang you out of pity and I know other chicks like me who would do it as well, just gotta find us, cause we do exist

>>691219533
Either too ironic 4U or the newest faggiest newfags I've ever witnessed.

>>691211325
youre probably really dumb, ugly, annoying or some combination of the above. its not that hard to get laid, girls want sex too you know. just not with retards like u lol.

>>691211325
the kind of girl you mention is probably not the kind of girl you want to date.
go for a fatty

>>691222081
tits?

>>691211325
Maybe you can't get girls because you are a completely uninteresting, whiny, piece of shit? Have you tried talking to females like they are human? Have you tried having passions, talents, or hobbies? I am a fat, ugly, depressed guy with borderline personality disorder, but, I have slept with a fair number of women (most of which being way way out of my league), because I am not a boring shit-stain man-child complaining about not getting puss.

>>691221951
>implying luck isn't a factor
>implying you didn't get your cushy desk job through nepotism
>doesn't understand the difference between extroverts and introverts

Why the fuck is everyone on 4chan so STUPID these days?
Fuck all of you queers.

>>691222266
or butterface with a yoga bod, thats my jam

>>691222272
Nah bro, I'm not an internet slut, in person only

>>691221773
if you're afraid of the sun im not sure you will ever get laid anon

Confidence comes from within guys. Become an alpha just don't be an asshole.

>>691211325
>nice guy thread

Lost mines 2 months ago a month before I turned 20.

Was a bit late but I lost it in my teen years, so I suppose all hope wasn't lost right?

>>691211325
Protip: Lie.

It's not illegal.

>>691222612
the sun's overrated
the night time is the right time

>>691222701
Yeah you're fine, I personally regret losing it at a young age

>>691222802
night is the time to go out anon.

THE WIZARDRY? IS IT REAL?

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Fresh booty

>>691222999
No you won't gain magical powers for being a virgin. You might gain magical numbers though.

>>691213472
>Above all else they want attention. When you're complimenting them, being their buddy, etc, you're giving them attention and they have literally no reason to fuck you at that point. This is how friendzone happens.

I feel like this can't be said enough.

If you want to date/fuck a girl you can't talk/text her every day, that sort of thing comes AFTER you've already gotten her.

When you're trying so hard to get close to them, they'll feel like they already have you in a way and that will lead to them not wanting to elevate your relationship.

Be aloof; talk to her but don't make it an all day every day thing because at that point she feels like she doesn't need to do anything else.

>>691222999
sheet, 69, and double trips. Are you sure you aren't already a wizard?

>>691211325

The reality is, if you haven't lost your virginity by your 18th birthday, you're a demi-man, not a man. My suggestion is you consider taking up homosexuality, transgenderism, voluntary celibacy, or self-castration. You'll be happier and so will all women.

>>691222390

>not knowing what an extro/introvert is
Extro/introvert simply refers to how you energize yourself.
Extroverts feel drained/anxious after spending too much time alone, whereas introverts feel drained/anxious after spending too much time with others.

> implying most normal people aren't ambiverts
having a preference for spending time alone/with others is normal. doing only one or the other is not.

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>>691222999
>691222999
>691222999

>>691223263
This is a good strategy, it would probably work on me

>>691223439
The fuck is a normal people?
None of you faggots are normal.
You're all fucking freaks.

>>691212851
She most likeley cheating, sucks to be you

>>691222999
I Dubs thee master of the Trips

>>691211325
here op, close enough
http://streamboobs.com/inflatable-lover-wpussy-kaede-p26185.html

>>691221940
ive literally just got home from fucking this girl twice, i picked up from work.

I work in a busy bar, I said she had a really cute smile (she did), talked to her for a little bit, she went. I thought that was it.

But about 25 minutes later she comes up and asks me directly for my number.

Its so easy idk, im like a 6/10 lol.

just dont give a shit about what people say to you. focus on the fuck and it becomes easy as shit

You are the problem, accept it and fix it. There are more women than men in the world. Take care of yourself, get a hobby or skill to be confident about (something that people give a fuck about; no video games, brony, fantasy, etc) and leave the house. Only trashy girls regular bars.

Stop the m'lady whit. Nobody cares. It's annoying. Be aggressive, confident, but willing to not give a shit when you get shot down. Girls want attention; not giving a damn when they turn you down can be a turn on.

You have to try without the excuses.

>>691211325
Theres always hookers mang

>>691223429
let them think they are straight, it will be funny later when they post it on /b/ at 35

>>691223429
So then what's the best age to lose it?

>>691211325
because women like extroverted pea-brained faggots because that is a projecting of themselves

>>691211325
Bro crying about it on the internet isn't going to get you bitches.
Get outside and go to gym,it's not hard finding bros or girls that wanna fuck.

>>691211325
NEET mode activated

>>691213472
Mah NIGGA

>>691213472
Fucking /thread

>Being nice to women

That's where you fucked up

I'm not saying be a fucking douchenozzle, but don't be nice to them either.

You can be nice when you're already regularly pumping your semen into her womb

>>691211325
stay cucked faggot

>>691213472
>lying is not bad
>memorize all these complicated rules because muh dick
they are just horrible organisms and we're fucked as men

>>691224910
Women are pigs.
If you don't treat them as anything other than shit, you are a faggot.

Hahaha i think op has the unrealistic expectations. Do you know how many 5/10 women CRAVE 4" dick from a fat, nice dude?

No, poor fuckin you.

No, fuck you.

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>>691211325
kek im 23, just got my dick sucked 12 mins ago while playing nazi zombies.

if ur already 34 and a virgin just go all the way and try to die a virgin make it like a really crazy life goal.

>tfw qt trap gf that isn't a lying cunt or an attention whore
feels good

>>691211325
just fuck a hooker OP. idk why you havent done that already. I lost my virginity to a hooker at 19

>>691224763

Virginity: 14 for girls, 15 for boys, assuming they're heterosexual, for optimum sexual and psychological development by adulthood, so they can be good parents for children. If they're gay or trans or self-castrating they're removing themselves from the gene pool and it doesn't matter.

>>691211325
if you can play dota drunk then you just have the wrong priorities. jog once a day, talk to people, get a hobby (other than porn) and you will be fine

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>>691225513
Op here.

Honestly I've been thinking a cute trap girl is my only hope. They just seem so much nicer then other women when they post here, I should really give it a shot.

>>691211325
Your looking at this whole situation wrong if your struggling this much m8

>>691221940
you can't, you are either born a pea-brain confident chad or you're fucked and are on the evolutionary dead-end list

>>691225687

This. Hookers won't respect you but you'll bust your nut in a real woman. It's the closest you'll come to real intimacy.

>>691225874

dude if your not hot enough to hook up with the ugly chicks a passable trap wont be interested.

>>691211325
ok elliot

>>691211325
are you by chance a musical theater majo? or maybe opera?

>>691211325
Homie you're just ugly and shitty sorry. I know some fuck uggos that get laid all the time. Step it up.

>>691216058
at least us red pilled faggots actually make sense as opposed to mind-numbing feminist philosophy

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>>691211325

not even gonna bother reading all of this because its already bullshit based off of the first sentence i read

quit being a faggot you old virgin ass bitch

>>691225952
>Hookers won't respect you
And you think those fucking whores you bang on the reg do?
Top fucking jej.

>>691225874
just make sure you're alright with the penis and would be alright with it if/when they get SRS
it's also good to know a little bit about what it's like to live as trans so you can understand them as they might still have some anxiety or depression about their body

other than that, a lot of traps are ideal gf material, with the added bonus of anal and maybe liking video games

>>691211325
OP is 4chin encarnated

>>691225874
Why do that when sluts exist? We fuck guys no matter how ugly they are!

>>691225195
No. They ARE horrible but that is beside the point.
We're all horrible to some degree anyhow, but without getting weird about it I'm just saying it's the way it is and moaning about how things should be doesn't help.
They aren't "rules" so much as guidelines, and the most important thing you should take from it, by FAR, is:
>confidence
I know it's a meme, I realize it's a cliche, but it's the single biggest thing. And like I said before, you can fake it if you need to - in fact most people do at first and even forever. Appearing confident is what girls look for. Don't listen to what they say they want, they don't fucking know. It's confidence.
All of the rest of the shit is game playing, yeah. But acting confident is the key. This also means that you don't fag out when you strike out, because confident people don't do that. You shrug and move on (which btw, often makes a female second guess her dismissing you).

>>691211325
Not actually related but, by any chance are you supporting Trump?

>>691225874
>>691226558
also, if you have money, traps will come flocking to you if you offer to pay (some of) their medical expenses (they need about 20-40k total for everything and trans people usually can't get good jobs)

>>691225874
>>691226914
and make sure to treat them like any other woman, that's what they'll want and treating them that way will earn you favor

The game of women.
It's a complicated one, but a fucking awesome one if you can do it right.

Basically OP,
ACT YOUR LITTLE HEART OUT OR DIE OF LONLINESS
That's the answer I've found.
Remember that episode of Futurama where Zoidberg can't find a mate and he ends up chopping off Fry's arm twice?
You're Zoidberg.
If you don't make yourself pretty for the women, and stick your leg up and craw for them, they completely ignore you.
If you honestly want a woman, start going to the gym 4 days a week (idgaf if you're fit already or not, it's not fit enough), shave the neckbeard and all other body hair (unless you're actually shit out of shape, then just thin it out by shaving with the hair instead of against it) and work on an attractive smell to get woman's attention.

Straight up homie. Put aside the idea of "man" and "woman", we're beasts out of the fucking jungle. If you want to fuck until you die, follow the current trends of pop-culture, that's what the women flock to (because there's fertile men there). I know it's fucking retarded. But the alternative is dying without passing on your gene which would make you a failure at life.

Goodluck OP.

>>691214470
You're*
Faggot

>>691227420
your the one talking about getting with traps,

>>691225874
Pathetic

Are you sure you just aren't a sexist asshole? Cause you sound like one to me

>>691227677
literally no one gives a fuck about your fee fees you dumb shit smear

>>691226837
It's not just confidence, its extrovertism, women want men who are pea-brained extroverted chads, and they will hop on the next 'alpha' dick that woos them

>We're all horrible to some degree anyhow
>dismissing the orders of magnitude of difference

>>691211325

Dude..women who are single into their 30s are practically a pussy goldmine. They are either desperate to find someone because they aren't married yet, or have decided that they don't want to get married and instead they fuck everything that moves. You just gotta get out there.

>>691227931
you dont understand, OP has never talked to a woman he just complains about them.

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>>691227904
I will never understand this.
Women usually select candidates based on the best possible outcome for breeding. So why do they always go for retards?
Women are the reason why we'll never colonize the moon.

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>>691211325
if youre 34 years old and fucking a virgin
your penis might be small

>>691228226
smart women actually go for smart men. the difference is they will exercise and eat kale, you eat doritos (darwinism)

>>691227904
I do think it's purely confidence but appearing as an extrovert has a similar effect.
I was trying to make it simple for op or anyone else - it's true that women are generally stupid as fuck and fairly awful human beings, but getting into that would take a very long time. Just trying to help out.

>>691228516
what /b/ thinks is confidence is someone who doesn't want to kill themselves.

>>691228512
I hate doritos.
Go fuck yourself numale cuckface.

>>691228888
my bad cuckanon, is canned ravioli better? the point is your a lazy fuck

>>691229048
There's a difference between laziness and apathy.
But I wouldn't expect a sub 80 IQ simian like yourself, to understand it.

>>691227145
or just end the progressive movement - affirmative action, forced gender diversity in the workplace, alimony bullshit, and watch them starve if they don't beg me for my resources

oh, wait the world would all of a sudden be sane again, scratch that

>>691228512
>smart
>women

>>691228516
even if you are a nervous extrovert you are way better off than a confident introvert

at the end of the day, women want everything handed to them, so if you're not executing that in the social context, you failed and must destroy your genetic legacy

we're born with the faculties of reason and physical strength but have the curse of an order of magnitude more sexual impulse than women which inevitably gives them all the cards to play since we are in the rush and they aren't

Holy nigger dick why are people on 4chan so autistic when it comes to getting with women. I've been with 4 women in my life and I just turned 20. 2 of them have lasted 2 years and I'm still with one of them. Quit being a pussy bitch and go talk to someone. If you don't have the balls to talk to a woman, none of us on here are going to get you to do it either.

Women aren't complicated. You can read them like a fucking book if you actually put a little more than half of your attention span into them. They bitch and moan but that takes 2 seconds to understand. Quit being a pussy OP and actually put some effort into it.

>>691229205
my anon will remain anon, BUT ivy league phd here, summers off because im an assitant prof. So get a job, meet someone at y our work, trying to help you anon

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>>691211325
Grow up.

>>691211325
the reason you can't get laid is because you suck.

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I know that feel bro. I live in a very liberal city, and all the grills are obsessed with Indians, Muslims or Blacks. Literally race traitors everywhere.

>>691229879
>liberal whores are obsessed with muslims

Fucking WHY? Do they want acid poured on their face? Dumb cunts.

See, this is why you're a virgin

>>691229205
where are you idoit?

I bet you say m'lady you fat fuck

>>691230533
>idoit
Higher than you, obviously.
Leave the thread before you smash your computer for being evil spirits.

>>691230695
smash my computer for being evil spirits? too much dark souls not enough highschool for this one

I feel lonely sometimes, but I'm too tired after work to do anything other than go home and vidya.

That and I find myself not wanting to go out and expend effort to socialize. I prefer staying home.

I've told myself that I'll grow out of it but I'm probably not going to change.

>>691230986
>doesn't get the joke

You're hopeless.

>>691231027
So are you saying you're a virgin too

>>691231027
its cool bro, its hard but there are introvert chicks who are the same, just harder to find them

>>691211325
LOL op lost mine when I was 17 and I've been fucking nonstop. I'm 28 now.

You pathetic failure.

>>691231195
all im saying is, PROTIP: try anything, and pretend not to be a useless fuck and you can find someone. ( whoa omg are you foreal) ( omg yea im forreal bro)

>>691230986
>doesn't get that I was being sardonic
>probably has to google what sardonic is
Google irony while you're at it, because this post is full of it.

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>>691211325
op you should post a picture of yourself so we can have a look at you to see if its your looks that is the problem

>>691231409
Seems like 17 is a little old for bragging rights ;)