Vaguely describe games and others try to guess
Starting with an obvious one
>doesn't take joy
>>691209088
>go to prison
>prison has been targeted for a terrorist attack
>>691209088
Lisa?
>>691209088
>sequel
>forced nigger protagonist
>muh wife, muh daughter
>>691209088
We happy few.
>>691211271
Nope
>>691211506
Prototype 2
we were supposed to be recon, why did we kill all those people
>>691211646
Yes
>>691209088
My legs are OK
>>691211903
Spec Ops: The Line?
>>691211903
Faggot
>shoot demons
>>691211759
yes
>>691212151
doom
>>691212151
Doom
>Find tons of loot
>Never find the one thing your looking for
>>691210173
Hard Time
>>691212484
yee
>Chosen one
>Die, die, die...
>>691212473
borderlands?
>>691212473
Every single game with RNG drops
>use your lover as a weapon against weird white shit all game
>go inside of your weapon and get to be with lover at end of game
> Be a buffed kid
> World has ended
> gotta go through multiple area to rewind time
>>691212600
fallout 2
>>691209088
A man in power armor tries to genocide an entire race.
>>691212638
nope
>>691212691
Its an older one, recentish sequel
>>691212127
you ok, buddy
>start out as a broke ass peasant
>kill your way to the throne
>roll a sticky ball around cause your dad blew up all the stars
We happy few! its about running out of MDMA GG :D :D :D seeing out shit reality is. hahahaha
>Tsunami the debt.
>Time fuckery.
>>691213062
LIFE IS STRANGE!
>>691213003
Katamari
>>691213003
katamari or however you spell it
>Medieval land
>Dead
>Must avenge family
>>691213062
Bioshock Infinite
>>691212600
dark souls
>>691213288
yep
>>691213232
You got it.
>Mechanic
>Save the World
>BFG
>Oh shit gotta go find this fucker
>This place looks like shit
>Shoot people
>Nazi's
>will you sign my petition?
>>>691213578
Postal 2?
> cop takes drugs
>man lost son
>man lost another son, find him
>SHAUN
>>691213547
Wolfenstine?
>>691213526
Dud Space
>earth blown up
>everyone is actually a robot
>try to find real bodies
>>691213634
Nah.
>>691213683
Nah
>>691209088
>bad day
>FUCK
>Open world
>Murdering fuckfest
>No cars
>Terrorists
>>691213714 Fallout 4?
>>691213626
Yeah
>>691213578
postal
>>691213756
BlunderTale
>WHEN YOU WALK AWAY
>ARRRG
>PLUNDER!
>Ass
>>691213881
nope
>>691213628
Indigo prophecy?
>>691213786
nope sry
>>691212723
Bastion?
>>691212700
Bionic Commando?
>>691213714
System shock 2
>>691209088
Athlete is taken to a strange land and falls in love with a woman.
>I was framed
>Better slay the masses, set shit straight
>>691209088
>You and friends go camping
>Just before night approaches.
>when you're destined to save the world but your sword keeps telling you to change its batteries
>>691212473
warframe?
>>691213894
Easy, Kingdom Hearts
>Nuclear holocaust
>Accents
>Get out of here
>>691209088
We happy few
>Halo has sex with COD, bub D&D adopts it
>adolescents
>they shoot their body fluid at eachother
>puns
>Look at butts
>Fap
>>691213526
Dead Rising 3?
>>691214206
Easy.
>CHEEKI BREEKI IV DAMKE
Stalker.
>>691214137
Skyward sword
>tf2+league
>Supposed to work in teams
>>691214398
Overwatch?
>>691214398
Mae is bae
>>691213628
Heavy Rain
>>691214390
Yep
I'd be impressed if someone got this
>Kangaroo
>Throws boomerangs
>Platformer
>>691213714
SOMA
>>691214326
Spongebob Squarepants the movie the game
>You drive like my fuckin' grandma!
>be me
>in cool gang, act tough
> at meeting when someone starts shooting, kills meeting host
> fuckk
>run outta there with my bois
>lose gang leader
>shit.gif
>I'm new leader
>GiggaAlphaleaderactivate.jpg
>me and bois try to get home and crack some heads along the way
>split up
>other gangs try to kill us, thinking we killed host
>lose our muscle and scout on way back home
>get home, guy who shot host waiting for us with his pals
>beat him up
>fuckyea.exe loaded
>Smaller Gigga Nigga and posse says we're good, real good
>the best.gif
>walk home
What an eventful night
>Daniel
>>691214557
Going to take a slightly educated guess. Crash Bandicoot?
>>691214345
Nope
>>691214097
Dishonored
How the hell has nobody guessed this yet
>>691214583
No but I guess that's close enough
>>691214323
Postal
>wife is fucking dead
>daughter kidnapped and probably getting molested by your alleged colleague
>random lanky ass fucker appears
>completely unexplained super powers
>if you kill people, rats
>>691214166
nah
>>691214316
Destiny?
>>691214398
Smite or Heroes of the Storm
>>691214721
I was starting to worry too
>>691214326
Duke Nukem
>Get dank ass dagger
>father turns into sand
>must scale castle to save him
>girl sidekick
>>691214668
Nah, Crash never used boomerangs
>>691214784
Dishonored
>>691214557
Kao the Kangaroo.
>>691214557
kao the kangaroo?
>>691214557
It's Ty the Tasmanian Tiger, he's a tiger not a kangaroo had that shit for Gameboy long time ago.
>our only objective was to pursue the locomotive, Carl Johnson
>>691214557
ty the tasmanian tiger.
>>691209088
sims 2
>Nigger crime simulation
>Toilet under cement
>>691214375
Yeah.
>stay, go, see if I care
>create character
>oh fuck i messed with the wrong game
>1,000,000,000 deaths worldwide everyday
>Be fred from mystery Inc
>but now be fem fish
>gadgets
>>691214948
Gtasa
>>691214398
Battleborn?
>>691214910
Fuck, you're right. I remembered him as a Kangaroo.
>>691214872
Naw fam, this is dishonored >>691214097
>>691214838
Prince of persia
>>691209088
> Kid steals my ride
> Get lost, no idea where the hell I am
> Stay in a town for a few days
> Find the kid and beat his ass
> Leave town, still lost
>>691212723
loz oot?
>WHOOOOOOO
>post-apocalyptic world
>overrun by sentient automobiles
>all citizens have 3 second attention spans and every single car has a different problem
>be the main character
>somehow able to solve all of the world's problems
>despite being several years younger than every other character
>also go to the moon at some point
>Conga
>Go to island
>Kill people
>>691209088
>Go under water
>Beat junkies with wrench
1
fantasy
fucks everything
2
sci-fi
fuck everything that moves
>SHAUN Part 2: Electric Boogaloo
>BOOM
>POW
>KA-SHING
>Plottwist
>>691212929
>We happy few
Mount and blade?
> Remind yourself that overconfidence can be a slow and insidious killer.
>>691212723
Majora's Mask?
>You're the most badass mailman ever.
>>691215509
1) witcher
2) mass effect
>>691215467
Just cause
>came out for ps1
>has like so many fucking installments
>oh fuck they messed up the game its so shit now
>>691215456
TF2
>>691215467
The Culling
>>691215503
Bioshock
>>691214655
Amelia: Dark Descent
>>691215503
bioshock
>>691214598
The Warriors? easy as fuck
>>691215467
Far Cry 3 or whatever
>>691215094
Yup
>>691215626
Postal 2.
>>691215509
Dragon Age and Mass Effect
>mind if I borrow your spine
>>691215467
Norway
>>691215775
dead island
>>691215720
yep
>>691213998
right
>>691212811
>>691212473
DIABLO 2
>>691215033
Civ
>>691215652
Resident evil
>>691215687
Close enough.
>>691215386
Putt Putt
>might as well call this team fortress 3
>be kid
>goes to this school
> Cowboys
> YEE HAW
> sometimes there's man animals if you're lucky to encounter that glitch
>>691215902
Fuck, I'm on mobile.
>>691215992
Bully
>>691215882
Nope, sort of close though.
>>691215574
Assasins creed
>>691215992
Bully
>>691215851
Close enough, Diablo 3
>Hoods
>secret society
>parkour
>>691216007
Red dead redemption
>>691215911
Our Lord and savior. Also checked.
>>691216007
red dead redemption
>>691216045
Correct I don't think I could've been any vaguer
>>691216059
Silent hill
>>691216007
Red Dead Redemption
>>691215992
Bully
>acquire ore and oil
>pollute
>kill pissed natives
>advance science
>become most powerful lifeform on planet
>>691215629
Exactly.
>>691215989
Mae is bae?
>>691216066
Nada.
>spawn on beach
>kill by nigger with rock
>>691209088
>rescue guy
>robot rips off my arms beats me nearly to death
>hooah stuff happens
>ptsd
>save the world
>essentially braindead
>Hide in bins
>Fight a bull
>>691216159
No, made by gooks still.
>>691216191
Yep
>>691216204
Rust
>>691214931
Gta: Missed train?
>Fuck Prostitute
>Kill her
>Get your money back
>>691213714
it's xenoblade chronicles x
>>691216185
Factorio
>previous game, get pregnant by aliens
>Sheriff Forrest Gump tries to arrest you
>play ring toss at carnival
>clown dies
>go into another dimension
>inadvertently kill aliens and get 1-ups
>die several times
>save the world
>turns out you were a schizophrenic retard who killed his therapist
>>691209088
>Kosmo Kramer
>Looking for hentai
>>691216311
Ape Escape
>>691212700
Transistor
[spoiler]:([/spoiler]
>>691216311
Gta
>>691215992
Bully.
>>691216311
Any Grand theft auto from 3 onwards
>wait so do i jack off or is this an actual platformer
>>691215989
Overwatch
>Dating girl
>Girl dumps me
>Bad nightmares
>Climb blocks
>8 hours of wtf am i playing
>>691216351
My nigga
>collect scrap
>kill surrendering enemies
>always need more power
>>691214323
Splatoon?
>>691216278
yup
>Pink Hair
>Grass Skirt
>"I would really prefer if you'd be quiet"
>fissure
>book
>island
>>691215033
Pandemic?
>>691216563
Catherine
>The old robot isn't as cool as before
>The new robot is an annoying faggot
>Spray colorful jizz to win
>>691216563
Katherine or whatever
>>691216563
Catherine?
> send to jail on Alcatraz for wife's and kids death
>haunted by them
>suddenly, demons
>fuckouttahere
>can turn into giant monster
>can help/kill/ignore other escapees
>depending on actions, ending changes and the real murderer of wife and kids
>>691216563
Catherine
>>691216217
cod
>>691216713
Tomba 2 kek
>click the circles
>choke at the end
>691216092
>Its an older one, recentish sequel
>Diablo 3
expansion packs are not sequels (unles theres a diablo 4 already) but ok
besides doesnt diablo 3 have some algorithm to find loots significant to your character? diablo 2 lod was the epitomy of loot grind
>>691214838
>>691215241
That game is fucking fire. Holy shit I played and replayed that shit on Gamecube. I know it pretty damn well. A truly dank ass dagger.
>>691216563
Catherine.
>Get fucked up by robot
>Train go boom
>Kill your friends
>Kill yourself
>>691216732
Portal 2
>>691216797
Suffering
>>691216981
Bingo
>>691211506
prototype 2
>>691215810
Ding ding ding
>>691216841
mah nigga
>Start in an office
>voice of god tells you what to do
> Want for Acceleration
>>691214326
Overwatch?
DIFFICULTY: GOD
>be tiger
>throw returning sticks at frill lizards
>single player isn't half bad
>go to multiplayer
>win game
>6 people tell me to drink bleach
>>691216870
Warrior within was my favourite
>>691217120
The fagly parable
>>691216729
yep, I thought that'd be harder, I only bought the game for the dope ass boxers in the special edition.
>>691217171
ty the tasmanian tiger?
>>691217120
Ted Cruz
>>691217160
Finally someone guessed right
>>691217122
Need for speed
>>691216968
Noice
>kill the unkillable
>mah buffs
>>691217174
League of legends
>>691217120
The Stanley Parable or whatever
>medium with psychic powers
>powers are actually ghost-fetus-brother
>>691217174
any moba or rts
>>691217248
Yes
>>691213203
Shadows of mordor
>>691212082
QWOP
>>691217330
Nope, you're close on community wise.
>>691216672
yes
>in the last game you nuked the home of the dark people
>There's one little dark person left
>Go to kill him
>Crazy old man tells you not to kill him
>You almost kill him with the help of some bitch
>Suddenly Nazis
>Communist helps you escape giant gas chamber
>Tons of fun adventures involving guns and mutant monsters
>Best chuvaks
>Suddenly he's a traitor.
>Go through more Commies, Nazis, Gangsters, and find the black kid
>Black kid help you out
>Black kid disappears
>Commies and Spartans fight
>Commies win
>If you were good the black people come and Save you
>If not there everything go boom
Also the main character was saved by black people when he was a little child. You see this in a cutscene.
>>691217174
Every online game with voice chat
The original ghostbuster
>>691214557
Ty B)
>lizard
>90's pop culture references
>>691216804
Which one?
>>691216864
osu
>el dorado
>these weird zombie ppl kept getting in the way