>>691207689
What the fuck IS that??
Looks disgusting.

Bump because no ones called me a nigger yet

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>>691208997
It's fried chicken you absolute retard

>>691209002
Nigger

>>691207689
chicken frying your steaks OP?

>>691209227
Naw it's chicken
My last name is sanders btw
>>691209189
Thank ya massa

>>691209168
It looks like someone took a shit in a frying pan. Actually though it looks like some fried cake?? the breading looks awful and like you both overcooked it and made it WAY too greasy at the same time. I don't know how you fucked up something so simple so terribly.

>>691209456
KYS bernie

>>691209168
>>691209631
idk what the fuck you're complaining about that looks like some good ass herb breaded fried chicken bitch stop complaning gimmie some i wanna try

>inb4 nigger

>>691209631
To me, pictures of food never really look that good. I know retards on fb who post pics of what they're eating and it never looks right.

>>691209689
Wrong sanders
>>691211116
It's some tasty shit
>>691209631
You're completely stupid
See those napkins? Soak up the grease
Breading? Home made, crispy, double fucking layered homeboy
Full of seasoning and herbs
Just cause you can't afford these simple, cheap ingredients doesn't mean it's shit

>>691211331
See
>>691209002
And
>>691209189

>>691211788
he fries chicken openly on the internet

what do you want from me?

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I made some delicious bagels today.
But I can't be arsed to post them to a faggotnigger thread.

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>>691211912
No no, I'm OP.
Also not actually a nigger

>>691212330
Pics or it didn't happen, shitforbrains

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I like making burgers

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>>691212529
if this thread's still alive when I get back from the kitchen, maybe

>>691212658
I wanna see your kikey bagels mang I wanna see some fresh ass shit Nig nog

>>691212574
wtf? theyre balls? do you not press the beef into patties?

>>691212437
What the fuck are you, a British street vendor? Your food looks like shit and you look like Mr.Bean in a fucking gatsby. Why you wearin that shit indoors?

>>691212574
Looks pretty good. I personally have never liked when you have to squish the burger down yourself but ciabatta was definitely a good choice. You didn't overcook the parties did you?

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>>691212658
pg 6

if anyone wants to see bagels, you'd better start bumping

>>691213218
I was just out in the rain faggit
My tent broke and I didn't want my hair wet
I'm in Oregon not Britain
Nigga fuck off stop tryna complain about petty shit look at my food fag

>>691213381
Dradle dradle dradle
Bagels made of clay

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>>691213218
Show your food you cuck

>>691214217
that shit looks way too fucking greasy and overfried

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>>691214378
Perhaps the lighting is the issue
It's not greasy and definitely not overfried
And looks really good in person
I used toast for breading so that may account for how dark it is

>Anyone actually cook your own food?

I cook for the freezer.
Large batches of gourmet shit vacuum sealed and frozen.

>>691214743
Ever make MRE's?

>>691214743
>>691214831
Military MRE I mean

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>>691213946
>>691207689
>>691213034

outer crust: crispy
inner crust: chewy
inner bagel: airy, chewy

>>691214689
looks terrible, OP
but probably more so because I hate fried chicken

Bump for bagels

>>691214922
dude these bagels look bomb as fuck!!

how to make??

ps, op is total faggot and so is his chicken.

>>691207689
THEIR, STUPID NIGGER

>>691214922

fuck op

THIS IS NOW A BAGEL THREAD

>>691214888

I've eaten them.
Most are similar to something my cat puked up this morning.

What I cook is nothing like that.

>>691214922
Op here
Nice dubs
Your bagels look like wrinkly dog assholes but at the same time look delicious, bread wise
>>691215098
Then why even comment

>>691214922

what are you doing for shabbos, /b/ro?

can I come over?

I'll make my bubbie's brisket.

>>691215393
KYS OP

THIS IS NO LONGER YOUR THREAD YOU SHIT-TIER COOK

THIS IS NOW A BAGEL THREAD

>>691207689
Yes I am actually a chef.
I work at Wendy's, make 120k a year, 6ft 3in tall, and have a nine inch cock.

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>>691215585
>shit tier
Yeah ok

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Yea, i cook my meals. $80 a month.

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>>691215585
Didn't realize that this was shit tier

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I made this the other day, came put pretty good.

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>>691215909
you want some salad with that fruit?

Too lazy to cook. It's been 2 days i didnt eat, just because lazyass.

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>>691215585
>chorizo on bottom
>bell pepper with over easy egg in the center
>hashbrowns with cheese on top
>cooked til golden
KYS

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>>691216195
shut your whore mouth, its looks p good

>>691216056

DO YOU KNOW HOW TO FUCKING LISTEN???


This is no longer your thread you little cuck bitch.

Get out of here without that droopy-ass overcooked spaghetti and meatballs.

are you fucking 12?

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I cook some things, may not be food.

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>>691215139
3 cups unbleached flour
1/2 tsp NaCl
1/2 tsp KCl
8 oz water (and not a drop more, or less)
3 tbsp brown sugar
2 oz olive oil
1 tsp yeast

> Dump in bread machine "dough cycle"
> remove when done kneading, before rising
> pull off a chunk about the size of the bagel you want
> roll into 12" long cylinder
> connect the ends, seal them up to make bagel
> put on cookie sheet
> boil in sugar water (2 tsp sugar, 4 quarts H2O) for 30 seconds
> flip upside down, boil 30 seconds
> drain
> cook @ 375 for 23 minutes
> let them cool off or you will burn yourself, faggot
> eat

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>>691216348
In all seriousness though, mango teriyaki stir fry.

>>691216423
CONFIRMED UNDERAGEB&

>>691216195
Lrn2gastronomy faggot

>>691216549
wat is?

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>>691216454
where the fuck is the oil or lemon juice, something rather than a fruit salad with curtailed milk topping?

>>691216065
One way to guess if someone is a good cook is to look for a messy work area after the prep.

Nice work /b/ro!

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The jelly beans were okay but I'm not positive milk steak is supposed to be boiled. 5/10

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>>691216733
You tell me, also nice dubs.

>>691216600

That sounds fucking awesome.

I'm going to try that tomorrow night.

Thanks so much new OP. You took one shitty thread and made it the best of the evening.

>>691216659
OMG
that looks so delicious!!
I am probably going to make a plum stir fry (with chicken) in a few

>>cook your own food
Is frying food.
Frying is nigger tier of cooking.
Fuck off nigger.

>>691216677
Feta avocado tomato and butter lettuce is just lazy salad making.

>>691216919
Sun P?

>>691216496
It's al dente
The fuck you so mad about? The fact the you can't cook and so you're taking it out on fags on the Internet? Show me your meals fag
>>691216674
Wanna see my ID?
Also how is that underage you retard? You're literally mad at nothing. You're more outting yourself as underage than anything by focusing on that. Calm down retard

>>691216987
It was delicious, afterward I seared pork in the reduced mangoes and teriyaki sauce to go with it.

>>691217206
This.

>>691217296
Incorrect.

>>691207689
good job OP

10/10 bait.

all these dumbasses believe that you really think you're a good cook.

>>691217313
Dude shut the fuck up already seriously

stop being so butthurt


this is no longer your thread.

>>691217206
It's what was in the fridge on a Thursday at 3 am made in 15 minutes for my girlfriend while she was in the shower
There was olive oil and black pepper too fagit

>>691217313
>Wanna see my ID?

kek.....

no let's see your library card.

>>691217616
The kike left
What do you think is going to happen now
It's either going to 404 or continue with you bitching until it hits it's limit
How stupid are you

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>>691217313
looks like we got a guy with a micro penis.

>>691217647
Nice b8. Nobody would defend that salad by saying it took 15 minutes and had olive oil as a dressing. You could make a vinaigrette in less than 2.

L2gastro my ass

>>691218002
heh. yup. OP is definitely has a tiny cute dick.

>>691217342
brb
plums + ckn+ sweet rice + ??? = profit?

>>691216977
also, check out
https://www.americastestkitchen.com/episode/487-new-york-natives

Beware that essential gluten will change the flavor. Maybe malt syrup helps. IDK

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>>691216056
i'm italian and i nearly puked

>>691218177
This is awesome. Thanks anon.

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>>691217892
kike is not the faggot complaining about other faggots

kike leaving now though:
>>691218177

>>691207689
Yes, I'm not a worthless fucking millennial.

>>691218603
maybe we should stop bumping?

op is really butthurt. worried he might kill himself.

don't cry op. you'll do better next time.

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>>691219043
mwf people post to /b and are surprised when thread doesn't go as planed. it b your fucking faggot, expect it to happen.

>>691212437
Are you cooking your own shit?

>>691219574
yes. he literally poops out shit and puts in a pan and cooks it. pretty cool right?