Sup /b/ just found a 6 inch texas nope bug here at work thought you guys would appreciate it
>>691205627
timestamp that shit yo, tits?
>>691205627
Pick it up with your dick, OP!
it's just a dobsonfly
>>691206371
Good enough?
Make clothing for it
>>691206804
haha, well no tits, but the timestamp checks out, good work OP
>>691206804
are you security or something
>>691206382
>this
>>691207185
Yep
>>691205627
sell it to Tom Nook, he'd probably pay 300 bells for it
>>691207652
how boring is that
>>691207652
what are you playing on that DS
>>691205627
That's a Dobson fly, mostly harmless, tough as hell tho
>>691208199
Pretty great 7 pm to 7 am just playing games and watching movies and watching cameras for 20 an hour. Also think this will kill the hellspawn?
>>691205627
>>691206804
>>691207652
Cool story bro, lurking.
>>691208249
Pokémon alpha saphire it's pretty good
>>691208603
that and maybe 1 or 2 lighters OP, you know you can only kill that motherfucker with FIRE
>>691208862
consider me jealous
>>691208603
Use your hand pussy. They're HARMLESS.
>>691208603
Not right away but maybe fuck it up
>>691208971
>jealous
>of a guy in the same room with a fucking man eater
meh, im everything but jealous
It looks like a dobsonfly. They're harmless and literally live only to reproduce. They don't even eat afaik.
Literally the opposite of a /b/tard.
>>691208862
cool!
>>691209412
>doesn't read thread
What did you need to get this job? Did it matter if you had a diploma or not when you applied?
Dubs decides how I kill it
>>691209824
Again, with your hands pussy.
>>691209654
nope
>>691209824
splat that shit with your hand
>>691209824
Hold it down with the fly swatter and cut off it's wings, after then it's legs,
Use the lights to burn it's back and sides and finally pour some of the left and right into a glass and drop him in,
watch him drown and burn in hell.
>>691209654
Well in texas you have to have a certification and a carry card classes are like 200 bucks but you are guaranteed a job qualifications are no felonies or violent crimes you don't even need a diploma it's a 40 hour course for level 3 armed security but it's worth it plus I only work 4 days a week. Also the bitch still hasn't moved
>>691209824
Smash it with your keyboard.
Cut in two with sphincter power.
>>691209824
youre security dont you have a taser or some shit
>>691205627
FUCKING KILL THAT SON OF A BITCH!
>>691210689
>>691211497
Is this some sort of meme?
It's called a dobsinfly m9
>>691211266
Sadly not at this site.
>>691211497
you don't know how to use your hand?
>>691208862
I literally fantasized about working security, buying a DS, and playing video games on it
I did not expect this to happen in real life, although I am not surprised
Congratulations man. You are living a dream I had at one point
>>691209824
Cover the fly swatter with something flammable light it then give that fuck a good smack. Ideally it won't die on impact and will become a huge lightning bug
>>691208862
The day op wasn't a faggot
>>691211833
lurk more newperson
>>691211859
have you ever dealt with anything weird or spooky before
>>691211859
the guys who watch cameras and are on the intercoms aren't always armed
>>691209824
press the glass cup next to the sanitizer against it on the wall, then we'll go from there
>>691211497
It's a hand pussy HAHA CLEVER OP YOU MANIAC
>>691212128
What don't you like?
>>691212559
fuck that
>>691212912
Oh, Then I have more. All OC
>>691208862
Where do you work? Cause god damn do i need to apply there.
BTW fellow Texas fag here to say what's up.
Eat that shit
>>691213426
Who?
>>691212912
Some more for you
Op
Everyone said kill it with fire so I mixed ammonia and bleach and sprayed him down then used hand sanitizer to finish the job
>>691212912
or....
>>691208404
this
>>691213911
>not ammonia & bleach
>>691213976
Does spider have puss puss?
Just lit my cig with his burning corpse the neighborhood is safe once again
>>691214155
Its a female, so..... I guess by your logic she is a female in a male body.
>>691214353
Ha! Wtf
>>691214526
Right?
>>691206941
>>691213911
/thread
>>691211944
It's a pretty comfy job for a high profile rich people ville I see multiple celebrities daily
>>691212128
Sometimes there are weird ass lights flying around on the cameras in night vision mode and the club house gets pretty spoopy at lock up stay tuned till midnight to find out about that
>>691215876
>>691205627
Dobson fly. Harmless. Actually kinda cuddly.
I wish there was more oc in here instead of fags claiming bs.
>>691216246
I can't say who though cause I could easily lose my job so i will just say musicians and former athletes
>>691211944
Security was the easiest job in my life, but so fucking boring. Over night stuff was the best.
>>691216939
Still spitting bs.
>>691209824
Eat it. Turn it into poop.
>>691216562
Pretty sure it's oc
I did not see a single person say use ammonia and bleach.
>>691218022
That picture, them dubs....I'm crying anon
>>691218022
Hey I had to do what I had to do the asshole was trying to get in. Speaking of which I have recovered the corpse
>>691218022
You forgot hand sanitizer and fire. Though
>>691216417
I would fucking die if i saw this, nope fucking way. I hate insects so much I let spiders live if i find them in my place so they can eat the insects.
>>691219209
Fuck spiders too
>>691218666
Did I just get memed?
>>691209824
Cut it's antennae off.
>>691218761
EAT IT
>>691220639
I'd die it's covered in burnt stuff ammonia bleach and hand sanitizer
>>691217714
Nice. Got me on the time-stamp. I will still contribute with some shit.
>>691220997
Well, that's what I meant :^)
>>691213153
There kinda cute tbh
>>691214291
Pretty metal, enjoyed this
>>691221479
I'm not a chinkinese I don't eat bugs.
>>691220098
hahahaha fucking kek excellent work anon
nice thread, OP
Who watches the watchmen?
>>691222200
the watchers
>>691221530
Right? I work in the pet trade and everybody is like "Ewwwww". And we're like "Awwwwww". It's so cool to see an insect taking care of its young.
>>691218666
Yep