>>691205221
You answered your own question.
>her

Alpha mode engage, hop in car. Zip over to her. Strike a good enough deal that prevents her any incentive to open her mouth then proceed to do what you know you want to and fuck your hot little cousins pussy. Easy breezy anon!

>>691205221
You tell her tits or gtfo. And timestamp that shit

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>>691205221
can i fuck your cousin?
give me any of her contact info

See if she'll send nudes

lol op

sounds like chris hanson is going to ask you to have a seat over there

>>691205616
>>691206030
Sounds like a lot of me going to jail

Post nudes

>>691206280
Only if you're caught

>>691205221
>pretty alright
> 6'2 170Ib

Hahahahahah you fucking loser

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>>691205992
dont let the filter fool you

If her mom is a meth head what's her dad like? Does he give her any attention at all?

It would make sense that the only attention she can get from males comes from sexuality

>>691207038
Dad comes around on birthdays sometimes. Otherwise has his own life and family

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>>691206825
Wtf abort mission, I repeat abort mission

>>691207246
Even a really hot 14yo with those kind of issues isn't worth the trouble because she's gonna be clingy and psychotic. And she's a chubster anyway

>>691207527
Yeah and moment you piss her off everyone is going to know everything.

>>691205221
Go to her house, sit her down, and tell her that slutting around to older men isn't going to get her anywhere. She has a whole life ahead of her and this path will see her ending up like her mom. Set her straight anon.

>>691208518
THEN fuck her...

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congrats, you played yourself..

>>691206617
Fat ass detected

>>691205992
>>691209070

>>691209070
Ooooooh shit Motherfucker!!!

>>691208639
Reply of the year

>>691209070
Go nuts I could give a shit I don't even know this girl lol

>>691209743
Nice try, OP. We're gonna get to the bottom of this.

>>691209827
HER bottom, with any luck.

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>>691209743
It's lit nigger

>>691207733
this. so much this. I speak from experience (15 year old though.) Long story short, I'm on the list now.

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>>691210087
link the thread Mr. hansen

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>>691210338
Done Mr spiderumham

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>>691210644
Nice work and nice dubs

>>691205221
As with any jailbait shindiggery:
>age of consent
>age of consent
>age of consent

Each state's different, I don't remember the absolute lowest it goes. But, just in case, look it up.

>>691211064
>Cousins
Unless this shit is in Alabama then there's a problem

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>>691205221
Go over and smash...

>>691210644
Did she reply?

>>691210644
Response?

>>691211526
Not yet, I don't think she's on rn

>>691209125
Or maybe somebody with a little bit of muscle skinny bitch. You should probably hang yourself

>>691206825
wtf man. OP is this you?

>>691212265
Lol, im a professionaI bmx rider and can leg press almost 1000 pounds. I'm just lean as fuck you fat overbuilt faggot.

>>691212184
Lets find her parents and get her in trouble

>>691212903
Oh shit yes!

Is she into jigaboos?
Im 14 and my nigger sex instinct is kicking in

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>>691212706
I love the smell of new pasta

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>>691212903
Done

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>>691212903

Look under her family stuff if not private to determine if there is a "thirty year old cousin". Post results

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>>691212706
>im a professionaI bmx rider and can leg press almost 1000 pounds

>>691213221
>Im 14
underage B&

>>691212903
Dad is Travis Gasseling

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>>691212706
beautiful

>>691205221
OP POST SCREENCAP OF MESSAGES

OP you really fucked yourself over when you put your age in the post, you couldve lied your way out of he situation you'll be in, but youre pretty much fucked now

>>691210644
Wow, you could have been more creative than that. You are fucking cancer, gtfo.

>>691211496
...Fucking sick pedos on here smh. People like OP should hang.

Bumping.
About to relax and 420blazeit and I wanna see the shitstorm unfold

>>691213529
underrated post

>>691213925
I'm trying to ruin someone's life, not become the next Shakespeare

>>691213529
This girl's parents are going to be so pissed. This whole situation has gone to shit all because OP wanted to ask for our help.

>>691206825
oh shit pass

>>691214104
Well alright, thought you just do this as a white knight.

Bump for entertainment purposes.

Op at this point end your fucking life you 1000 pound benchpressing faggot

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>>691213529
>>691213529
>>691213529

>>691213529
>>691210644
Facebook filters out messages from strangers and shit. Unless they check their message requests it's unlikely they will see it :(

He shouldn't have posted pics. This is 4chan, there's always going to be that one faggot that's gonna try his best to ruin your day/life

>>691214225
>asking for help on 4chan
this works only in feel thread

>>691214413
So does this mean OP should post on their walls?

>>691209070
Absent father and meth head mother next?

>>691214225
The guy was considering fucking his own cousin, idk what he expected.
>>691214286
Fuck no, if I'm given the tools to wreck someone's day I'm gonna wreck their day.

>>691214286
I thought so too, which is why I suggested the parents thing, which undid that and fucked her life very much up. I love you guys.

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Kill yourself OP

>>691214553
Well said anon

>>691214413
What are our options anon?

any updates?

>>691214528
Add her family as friends and hope they accept it, then send them messages

>>691214817
No replies, how can I get the message direct to them?

>>691214793
I think you can pay to get past it

>>691214874
We have to go deeper

>>691205221

tell her to start doing her mom's meth, fuck her in a month when she's hot

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>>691205221
Cousin or no cousin. She has a pussy. When pussy is presented to you, you fuck it. It's not rocket science. Pound that pussy like it's the last piece of ass you'll ever have.

>>691214874
I can't add her or her father as friends for some reason

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Bumping for interest.
Bumping for justice.

>>691215436
Some people have their privacy settings so they can only get requests from friends of friends. Im trying to add some of her whorey looking family in hopes they'll accept it although I'm a total stranger

>>691213537
if thats the mom shes for sure a meth head

>Find a friend of them with a completely open profile,
>post the story on their wall?!
>profit

>>691214874
Her BOYFRIEND is Zac Crockett

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>>691205221
Your fucked m8, better kys before you get shiskabab'd by bubba.

Her mom and sister or something already fuckin blocked me, RIP

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This was posted before you dumbasses

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>>691215730
Found the mother

>>691216392
You're doing god's work, anon

>>691216377
Fuck. No way?

OP is so fucked

>>691216392
fucking kek

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>>691205221
OP is shitting his pants now.

Instagram is arieanna_duley

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>>691205221
I am sure OP was a cocksucker to begin with.

>>691216885
fuck, wrong pic

No response from any family member so far, do I keep trying or let them bang and bring an inbred baby into the world

Boy these PA requests get easier and easier with these newfags.

>>691205221
>6'2"
>Not fat
>Tattoos
>havent had sex in 2 years

Bro just go to a fucking bar. You can get a girl at least this attractive if not more that isn't 14 and isn't your fucking trashy cousin. That's with no effort at all.

>>691217037
This

Stale pasta

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>>691217053
wisdom

>>691217448
Nicely played OP. I see what you did there

>remind her shes my moms brothers daughter

So what did this guy do to you to make you target him?

>>691216670
or....OP is just some random person and Adrianna's real cousin is fucked while we all sit here and laugh about it

>>691216850
There's two of them, sent message to both

>>691217846
I'm fine with either

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>>691212706
>6'2
>170
>leg press 1000
Fucking wut

>>691212706
And so we witness the birth of a new pasta

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>>691217846
Does it matter?

You niggers got baited but I'm not complaining. kek

>>691217935

beauty of /b/

>>691217053
THIS!

OP, IF YOU'RE SERIOUS AND NOT BEING A SUMMERFAG THEN ITS WORSE AND YOU'RE AN AUTISTIC FAGGOT. CAP LOCKS, BITCH.

>somebody is fucked

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>>691218059
Get a load of this guy.

>>691218008
>>691217935
This

>>691216392
lol fucking nigger i almost spit water all over my keyboard

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>>691216954

OP posted this and posted the Revealed FB. Its so obvious it hurts.

>>691217846
I just realized this; and there's no way to undo what's been done kek. The girl even has a boyfriend, so honestly now that i think about it this greentext doesn't really fit her.

>>691218247
I'll give you a load.

>>691218577
It's a shame we couldn't get a good reaction from it, this story does not have to be real, i wouldn't care if OP just set this up aslong as we can see it unfold.

>>691217967
Nigga I have no intention of arguing this, my legs are fucking ridiculous, my core is alright and my arms look like noodles. There isnt an ounce of fat on my body, I've been riding bikes almost all day everyday for 15 years, that shit will give you some fucking retard strength.

>>691219059
Btw I am not op despite having almost the same description sans beard. I'm the guy who's been messaging the fam.

>>691219296
Anything new come up?

>>691218945
Yeah I like watching this stuff happen, but if it's ultimately to some random person it's not much different than someone saying

"Hey /b/. Text this bitch and fuck her life up, she broke up with me. Here's her facebook."

Tho it's interesting to see someone mastermind this sort of thing, but honestly I don't think that's what happened here.

update?

>>691219464
Messaged her on all social media, no response. Messaged her family to no avail. It's like they want to have retarded grandchildren. Maybe her family wants herp derp babies.

>>691219576
Still fake

>>691219742
Still gonna fuck someone's day up, therefore still worth doing.

>>691219878
Ok

>>691206280
Depends if you trust her to keep her cock sucking mount shut. Around your cock.

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>>691206825
>>691205221
>Wat

Responses?

>>691221018
Still nothing, will make a thread if anything comes of this

Lol, im a professionaI bmx rider and can leg press almost 1000 pounds. I'm just lean as fuck you fat overbuilt faggot. Nigga I have no intention of arguing this, my legs are fucking ridiculous, my core is alright and my arms look like noodles. There isnt an ounce of fat on my body, I've been riding bikes almost all day everyday for 15 years, that shit will give you some fucking retard strength.

Pasta compiled

Thanks

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>>691221199
Keke

>>691221297
A 1000 pound leg press isn't even that impressive, I've seen guys press 2k. Read this and educate yourself. http://www.cuttystrength.com/leg-press/

>>691221461
what the fuck

do et

>>691213529
you're one of the few anons that make b/ cool, ya know?

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>>691222195

>>691214058
>same

>>691222361
I ruin what I can

Rolling to keep it alive

Well since no delivery I'm assuming this ends here

/b/ump

Derp

>>691205221
>her
She's not even worth one night in the pokey, faggot.

watching this right now
http://www.3movs.com/videos/6618/tia-cyrus-takes-the-biggest-dick-she-s-ever-handled/

Op here. Not even joking.

I want to ask you guys a question. If I was going to have any of this be real why would I EVER post a picture of the person in question, on /b/. Seriously.

I wanted to JO (which I did and came thanks a lot) so I come up with some shitty b8 story, and go on facebook to find a picture of a girl that fits the description, friend of a friend of a friend that I've never met. Open profile. Even if I was a complete newfag I would know not to use profile or background pictures which are public to everyone.

..and you faggots believe every word. SO do whatever you want to this girl, but know you're just helping me jack off and pissing off some girls family. Not that most of you care. Or me. Have fun.

>>691225284
wow I'm not mad or owned. I'm definitely not mad or owned

>>691225284
OP here. That's not me. Honestly, I fucking hate this girl's cousin. I masterminded this retarded story to get you guys to fuck up his life. You're all sucking my dick by responding, so ha.

I have a 6 inch penis.

>>691226147
OP here, i am not OP

>>691225284
As I said before, I don't give a shit if this was bait or not, i just wanted to ruin someone's day and I've seemingly done that.

>>691226441
then bravo

>>691226336
*unzips mask*
I'm the real OP

OP here. OP Here. OP here. OP Here. OP here. OP Here. OP here. OP Here. OP here. OP Here. OP here. OP Here. OP here. OP Here. OP here. OP Here. OP here. OP Here. OP here. OP Here.OP here. OP Here. OP here. OP Here. OP here. OP Here. OP here. OP Here. OP here. OP Here.OP here. OP Here. OP here. OP Here. OP here. OP Here. OP here. OP Here. OP here. OP Here.OP here. OP Here. OP here. OP Here. OP here. OP Here. OP here. OP Here. OP here. OP Here.OP here. OP Here. OP here. OP Here. OP here. OP Here. OP here. OP Here. OP here. OP Here.

>>691205221
It's a trap, plus she looks like a fucking whale.

>>691209125
170 at 6'2 is lanklet mode.

any response yet?

This was fun. Kill yourself OP.

>>691230032
nah,jacking off again to this girl now that i know she might read this.

>>691230234
which is hard because shes not really very hot

>>691225284
we need to message every friend of a friend of a friend of the cousin

Op here en route to trashy cousins place , got some cheap wine coolers and an ounce of atf im making me a dumpster baby tonight !

>>691216392
God is with us ty anon

>>691226441
thankyou lordAnon <3

>>691205221
sounds like the meth head mom's trying to get money out of you one way or another
>didnt read thread

>>691225284
>>691226147
>>691230879

REAL OP HERE, THERE AND EVERYWHERE

kuddos for personal army getting op

>>691232398
Im actually OP fuck all of you

>>691205813
Protip, if you keep your dick in her mouth she won't be able to speak

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>>691214058
Sounds so glorious right now, I wish my weed guy was up. I dont have work tomorrow either, nothing better than getting lit late at night and browsing a good thread, which this board rarely produces now a days

Maybe we're all OP...

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>>691226336
>OP here
>i am not OP

I bet biker dad has already fed her a few loads

>>691205221
the fact you even need to ask for advice, on /b/ of all places is moronic. if you're "pretty alright" you should just go out to a bar and get laid, I don't know if you remember what it was like to be in highschool but everyone at that age is inexperienced and immature. Find someone your age and you'll have a much better time and you won't risk having to sit in a jail cell for the next 20 years.

>>691233880
op/dad here can confirm fed her a few loads... of baby food when she was younger

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No, I am OP

>>691234290
oh I meant cum

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>>691209070
Anon I do love your sleuthing skills

Aijdtideubdejk Reujsuivruhgyitr yyggrr

/b/ump

Sleep soon. Want laugh first.

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>>691222023
This. mfw people say "I can leg press 1000+ pounds" and when asked about their squat they say "Oh my knee is fucked up I cant do those"

>>691234566
Will the real OP please stand up

>>691209070
>>691210644
>>691213529
>>691213537
>>691216392
THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS

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>>691235554
>>691225284
Sure

>>691214418
Its the social justice warriors that found this site and now they stop sucking their own dick about how good of a job they are doing.

>>691235677
What are you talking about, this made the thread 100x more interesting. If this hadn't happened then it would have just been another incest/pedo thread of OP trying to get with his underaged cousin.

You seriously must be new if you thought that would have been more interesting than fucking with someone's life.

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>>691235915
nice

>>691236775
you know it bro

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>>691234566
No, I'm OP

>>691237686
No im OP fuck off you fake ass OP

>>691205813
>Strike a good enough deal that prevents her any incentive to open her mouth

what do you mean by "Strike a good enough"?

and is "open her mouth" figure of speech for talking about this in the future, or did you mean simply an avoidance of having to engage in annoying adolescent conversations?

Bump bc fucking funny shit

>>691230322
Get started anon!

OP here. You guys still on this? Im going to sleep. Tell Areiannnana or wtf hi from me.

>>691216392
>>691213529
>>691210644

Did yall screenshot the thread? It might be gone by the time they get the message. If they even get it.

>>691242259
I got them screens bruv