Your age:
Number of women you've fucked:
>no trolling edition.
23
0
>>691171014
33.
1.
30
10
>30
>13
>quality over quantity
24
2
>>691171014
9001
9002
>>691171014
32
3
>>691171014
22
0
Yeah, I've probably lose my life.
>>691171181
How's that STD treating you?
19
3
>>691171014
25
1
>>691171014
22
302
Have Herpes unlucky.
>>691171507
Wait does it have to be penetration or does getting a blow job count? If yes, it's 4 and one of them was a dude.
34
0
>>691171014
Age
>25
Women fucked
>1
>>691171451
>21
>0
I fell ya pal
19
0
19
1
Bonus points if we are together?
>>691171922
eyyy same here m8
>wish it were 0 women fucked though; what a waste that was
21
9
>>691171014
18
0
21, 4
34
0
45
1
(Would have been 2 if her friend hadn't walked in on us just as I had the tip in for the first time. Bitch broke up with me shortly after.)
19
2
>>691172085
Nah, you get less points for being together. It's double(chance of adds) if you can fuck em without a commitment.
18
1
12
18
25
4
>>691171014
34
3... but two of those were/is pretty long term relationship(s)
26
73
Age: 29
Women: 53
>>691171014
25
15
18
8
>23
>around a healthy 25
35
1
19
6
12
23
>>691171014
41
~30 women, 5 men
>>691171014
>26
>12
none in like 10 months, sucks m8. or rather there is no sucking
>>691172823
Faggot
27
1
26
4
20
15-in the last year since a breakup
>>691172823
Gay
>>691171014
26
7 women
2 men
>>691171014
29
>7
1 gf for 4 y, lived with
1 gf my latest ex 2 y and a half, just left me
1 other 2 years
the other 4 occasionals
never paid
21
14
raw
>>691171014
17
2
28
4 women
8-10 hookers
Age: 17
Women: 6
Men: 4
>>691172666
fucking master race trips
12
2 (you're mum and sis xDD)
>>691171014
26
10 is all i can remember, think there might be a couple more, unsure though
27
8
25
6
>>691171014
18
0
>>691173575
Ban this faggot.
30
16
>>691173508
I can't help it, I hate socializing with women and I love the thrill of doing something illegal and buying a hooker
>>691171014
Age 38, women fucked 21, trans/cd fucked 12
>inb4 enjoy your aids
I'm healthy and fine
20
5
>>691171014
41
~100
>>691173239
>rob dyke
>>691172150
One I fucked was a bit slutty though hindsight is always 20/20. Have pics but already told by other anons that I'm fucking dumb. Thank you to those anons, wherever you are.
>cliche as fuck, I know.
>>691173920
>healthy
>fucks men
>>691172666
satanic trips!!
>>691173920
>I'm healthy and fine
yeah, heard that before
>>691174080
Post, I'll post my hottest
>>691174126
I wear condoms and get tested every 2 months
>>691174245
OK fuck you kek
19
0.5 (she pussied out at worst moment)
>>691174405
During your vinegar strokes?
25
5
I lost my virginity in fall of 2014. Feel like I'm doing alright since then.
23
1 a lot of times
>>691171014
21
0
>>691171014
22
6
>>691171014
29
0
>>691171014
35
19
3 were prostitutes
1 was 15 (I was 30 at the time)
53yo 231 and counting not rich ,handsome I guess, and grills say I'm sexy married twice serious relationship now slowed me down alot but women hit on me all the time
>>691174663
Good job bruv
53yo here again about 20 were hookers
>>691171312
>Implying those bitches weren't quality.
Stay Mad.
22
0
Now that I think about it, maybe all pussy just seems top quality because I'm a thirsty nigga
36 years old
7 women
18
0
20
real number: 28
number i give people: 34
60% skanks but never payed for pussy so they still count
>>691174663
Congratulations, anon. Hope you'll spend your life good.
25
0
not how I envisioned it would turn out tbh.
>>691171014
Wizard
>>691171014
33
67
>19yo
>7
Most were just a fling. Tinder can be kind of cool. One I fucked probably 15-20 times, another 3 or so times, and my current girlfriend, I lost count lol.
>>691171014
27
8
i fucked 3 this week. heartbreak turns me into a slut
>>691171014
26
4
>>691171014
27
12
>>691175630
underage b&
mods mods mods
Age:40
31
20
0
>>691171014
25
30+
53yo again had the clap once lice twice and had 1 small warts removed 2 separate occasions all happened before 1st marriage at 31yo
>>691175728
You always pay for pussy
does head count? if not
21
4
1 for 3threesome
>>691171014
23
7
>19
>5
>>691171014
25 years old
Roughly 42 women
Only got gonorrhea once and it was really no big deal. No children and single
>>691171014
18
1
>>691176238
Also:
Got chlamydia (cured)
Got herpes (incurable, but I guess I'm lucky because it doesn't cause... anything. I'm 100% normal. I just technically have the herpes virus.)
>>691175470
this
>36
>7
I'm too old to be here.
22
4
Last one i fucked, 3 months ago..
Pic related
26
13
>>691171014
16. 0.
oh and 1 hooker<< not worth it
>>691176991
No worries nigger I'm 38, lol
>>691177307
dw lil nigga, i lost my virginity at 16! you still got hope! but if you make it past 18 without fucking a girl then you're gonna die a virgin.
also underage b&
>>691176516
No, not at all. Unless you count gas money going to pick them up and fuck them in my car or whatever. Never really had a serious girlfriend so never took any on dates. So basically, fuck you faggot.
>>691176991
I will be 36 in 1 week. Already suffering identity crisis. Im too old for /b/. But I fucking hate reddit. So here I stay.
The kids on here make it insufferable tho
>>691171014
25
5
(pay once)
>>691178039
Maybe find something to do other than browse internet boards if you think you're too good them, you fuck.
>>691171014
26
40ish. Not proud of it, just happens
>>691173177
23
same here
>>691171014
24
5 and 2 were hookers
>21
>8 (only 3 really hot ones and one chubby girl)
>no shame
>>691171014
27
1
goddamn i need to fuck more chicks
25
2
>>691171014
33
20<x<30
31, 7
19 years of age
10 women slept with
22, I had to go and make a list to remember but somewheres around 50
18
.5?
Does head count
Do hookers and lost boners count?
30
350+
18 - 8
27
1
>>691171014
23 - 4
>>691171014
Why did you post a picture of Mackenzie Dern?
(Trained with her at Team Megaton and got to drill with her back in 08, true story)
>>691171014
31
12
>24
>0
It's not looking too good I hit on women all the time maybe I'm hideous
19
4
21
9
>>691182300
if prostitutes count:
31
60 (aprox)
>>691181741
lmao story?
she too ugly or what
>>691182282
why the fuck not
21
75 currently.
20
10
>>691182442
lol, when i was a teenager/at university i would connect well with a bunch of girls. no problem conversing with them, having them initiate conversations and ask me to hang out
i'm such a dummy that it wasn't until i hit my mid 20s that i realized how fucking god damn ugly i am, a real 2/10
29
38
Just turned 40
Around 100+
15-20 by mid 20's
Almost 50+-Late 20s
Young 30s was a few a week/month almost.. so a few dozen a year.
22
0.5
>no penetration
>will become wizard
>then will have wizard sex
>have 3 kids
>run sandwich shop
>sell life story to Disney
>profit
21 10
Age: 41
Fucked: 9
All before age 24 when I settled down.
>>691182684
Nothing wrong at all, shes hot but shes pretty much unknown unless you are big into sport bjj
im 18 years old and still a fucking virgin dude
im not even that ugly or anything, just to fucking shy ... any tips /b/?
im desperate
>>691183735
Workout, get confidence and do drugs... its another world with those 3
>>691177307
MOOOOOOODSSSSSS UNDERAGE UNDERAGE
>>691183882
im doing drugs, i am quite skinny tho..
but how the fuck does one get confidence?
>>691171014
17
1
>>691183735
Chill out you're only 18 you're not going to die if you don't get laid ASAP
The first time i got it in i was 19 (didn't go for more than a minute til she said she was dried up) and the first time I properly had sex I was 22. It's really not a big deal life's a long journey
>>691183882
im doing drugs, i am quite skinny tho..
but how the fuck does one get confidence???
>>691183110
So either you had a way too long foreplay session, or your dick don't work and will wizard wand it at 30
Not me but a loved one I know is 16 with 19 fucks.
23
5
>>691171014
6 ive fucked 3 minecraft bitches
22, 4.
3 were escorts though, kek. Does that count?
>>691171014
34, maybe around 30. Mostly one night stands between relationships.
>>691184185
>Not me but a loved one I know is 16 with 19 fucks.
>16 with 19 fucks.
>>691183946
Did you call
>>691172011
21
0
:(
33
4
>>691184402
It's my gf kek
>>691183735
Lower your standards (this doesnt mean you have to fuck cave trolls), take chances, dont fear rejection, dont act desperate.
Confidence is 90% of the battle... if you dont act like you deserve her, you wont stand a chance.
>>691184726
>with 19 fucks.
>>691184726
Your girlfriend is 16
>>691184818
Yes sir
33
1 Wife since 1999
8 prostitutes/escort
17 years old, about 12 girls, older and younger then me, had my first time at 12 with a 16 year old girl
>>691184942
I'm 18. Where I am age of consent is 16
>>691184972
>fucks.
12
500
40
3
>>691184942
i dont think he understands he said she has had 19 "fucks"
>>691185073
Your on the right track my friend
>>691185218
Yea she's fucked 19 people
>>691171014
41/175ish
Several 3somes
1 foursome
>>691185354
DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND NOBODY SAYS
>19 fucks.
I don't fuck with anyone
>>691185498
She got 19 of them fucks
19
1
Well at least I'm doing better than some people here
29y
4 in japan
6 in sweden
7 south africa
30 dubai
and just 1 in mine natie country
>>691185498
Oh ok I get it. Still has 19 fucks tho.
>>691184735
wise words man, who ever you are thank you ..
17
4
>>691185498
Except virgins, virgins say 19 fucks
>>691171014
32.
3
>>691182442
Most likely. If you feel like killing yourself just remember you could always pay for a hot chick to fuck you just be safe nigga.
>>691185841
>age
32
>number
30 something
>pic unrelated
>>691186030
Make it 20 cause me and her fucking with you now
69
10000000000000000000
28.
1
Coworker.
30, between 45 and 50. Recently cheated on my wife because a married woman pursued me. Feels bad and good man.
>>691185733
Tell us about Dubai
33
2
Lost the v-card at 17, one relationship was over 7 years and the other over 5 plus a couple girlfriends in between but no sex.
My only real problem is that most women simply don't do anything for me. Being slutty, retarded or crazy is a total turn-off for me and it's tough finding women that aren't at least one of those things... Better off alone most of the time.
turning 28 soon
>0, nothing, ninguno
im a junior-year wizard
24
1
In high school I sleeped in the same bed with a girl. 18
Does it count
Age: 21
Number: 4
>>691171014
20 years
0 fucks
my social awkwardness is gonna be the end of me
>32
>3
Fucking 3
19
0
18. Fucked a desperate chick twice.
>>691186712
>Sleeped
20
2 1/2 lel
>18 y/o woman
>14 people
it's stupid to me because I had the most sex in my early teen years.
I've been emotionally neglected by my parents..for sure
>>691186438
money just money and bling bling
but everything is rent and salary are enormous
>>691171014
18
1
>>691185852
Just someone who was good looking, athletic, popular and smart in high school (inb4 y u on /b) but only wanted the hottest girls, was too pussy to ask them out because I was afraid that getting rejected would ruin my life... Took me until my mid 20's to realize what a dumbass I was and all the opportunities for high school pussy I squandered.
Getting rejected sucks, but you get over it and use the lessons you learn and it motivates you to get the next one.. when you dont ask anyone, you learn nothing and just convince yourself women dont want you and fall into that downward spiral of friendzones and "im a nice guy" pity parties.
Fuck that, ask them if they have plans this weekend, and if they say no, tell them "You got plans now, you're going out to dinner with me."
Just turned 23
6 girls
>>691173575
Oh God, why did I laugh at this? I'm part of the problem.
22
3
Already have a fucking STD... Can you believe that shit?
23
4
22 and I honestly have no idea how many woman
>>691171098
Feel
22
1
Many times.
>>691188138
>tell them "You got plans now, you're going out to dinner with me."
I would literally want to shoot myself if those words non-sarcastically fell out of my mouth, though.
18
2
27
cero
19 yo
7 1/2
26
124 last year
27
One and a half?
Current gf and I haven't fucked yet, but we fool around
>>691189741
Not even joking, I have a 100% success rate with that line, if its delivered with confidence its like a fucking cheat code.
37
13
23
5