>You wake up on your death bed
>Your family is in the room
>You can only manage one more sentence
I'll start: "It smells like dust and moonlight."
>>691149056
I know who killed me, and they're in this room
>>691149248
Good one anon
>>691149056
Get to tha choppahs!
>>691149056
i left the million dollars in the...
>Rosebud
Not even death can save you from me.
>>691149056
Give me the puss puss
"why is.....no one...gifting me borderlands two....HNNNNNGGGGGG"
*chuckles nefariously*
FUCK YOU... CUNT
dont let anyone find my fursuit
>>691149056
Just don't stop talking and don't stop the sentence, never die, u mad reaper fag
The seed is strong
I'll be back, don't worry.
>>691150338
Every sentence has an ending anon, even the long run on sentence of life.
I will never forgive all of you
There is...... no cow level
"Finally i can return home to the tree people."
Hitler did nothing wrong
Microwave my hard drive
>>691150744
I was just gonna go with "Heil Hitler!"
Cause technically the perspective in his paintings was wrong.
Is this the real life, is this just fantasy, stuck in a landslide, no escape from reality.
>>691150873
TOP KEK
You may kill me, but you will never kill my legacy.
>>691149056
Build the wall
I farted inside your mouths before you woke up EVERYDAY for 30 years.
>>691149056
The money is in the...
Point at the heart rate monitor and mutter "Check 'em" as I slip off into the abyss.
>>691149056
My only regret is that I have... Boneitis.
What I am about to tell you may not leave this room
Lemme unplug this shit
Everything in possession/my will is gonna be handed to...
*dies*
don't go in the basement, you'll regret it.
>You wake up on your death bed
Oh, thank you god, finally.
>>691150354
So is your mom's cock
I've been on this ride for three days, the woman has fastened my seatbelt and still the Rollercoaster has not started
How to make your family stressed for decades to come:
"One last thing, I left my million dollars at the-"
>>691149056
"Ch...check 'em"
I am rick james bitch
"i shall now see hitler in the plane of heaven"
Fam go find the dragonballs !
It smells like dank weed and moonshine
here, let me help you out
"OP, was always a faggot.."
>>691150338
Just one incredibly long unbroken sentence moving from topic to topic, it was really quite hypnotic.
I only wish...I had immunity cat...
I met with god, turn out the one true religion is Islam, ممثّلة المبرمة ما كلا, قام.
OP is a faggot
"Jessica... Jessica I've always fucking hated you.. you fucking bitch"
>>691149056
I saw the face of God and it was crying.
>>691149056
Bring back Snacks.
*breathing lightly*
Destroy.. m-my pc... and.. ch-check emm*
>Flatlines
jet fuel can't melt steel beams
>>691150510
deep
>>691149056
>"I know you'll be alright without me"
Praise the... Emperor....
Go fuck yourself
This, this is the happiest moment in my life
mama i love you pop hold it down
>>691149056
I've got a massive hard on
Microwave everything
"My only regret is I didn't masturbate to more furry porn"
have my rocket league team bury me so they can let me down one more time
RYUU GA WAKA TEKI WO KURA... Huuurg..
Where were you when I really needed you?
>>691149056
well, if you're one of those fuckers that has a dead man's switch, just say "allah hu akbar" before you die, and blow up half the city as your heart beats its last.
>>691149056
"What do you mean I was adopted?"
>>691149056
who farted?
"I can see God, he's saying we actually live in purgatory and I'm finally being let out... Oh god I'm going to hell"
>>691150690
keked
>>691149056
pull my finger
>>691152822
Christ
Play half life 3 for me
Bury me with my Donald Trump hat on
>>691149056
In the heart of a dying sun, all will be undone.
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
"I-Islam is a.. religion of peace.."
ded
witness me
I just wanted you to know... I've always ha--hate--I've always loved you...
>>691149056
Trump 2016 niggers
>>691149553
Absolute kek
"My final wish is for you all to fondle my junk before I die"
"SUCK MY DICK U FAGGOT"
>>691152087
Underrated post
>>691149056
Wheel me outside- I won't die in this miserable shithole.
>>691150873
Fucking kek
Dont look threw my browsing history
what a waste
"Dad told me he's gay"
>>691149056
"How do i respawn?"
>>691152470
>y u do dis to me?
at least my kids arent niggers
>>691149056
The game.
Check...em.
"orlando was funny"
>>691153363
Fuking true, who wants to die in a hospital
>>691149056
My best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who's going with the girl who saw Ferris pass out at 31 Flavors last night, I guess it's pretty serious.
>>691151509
Topkek
>>691149056
"You will never get my steam account..."
>>691149056
Delete my internet history *urk*.
>>691153363
This
Lick my balls.
Allahu Akbar
"I thought only the good died young?"
>>691153932
>>691154005
What are you, 5?
fucking edgelords
Wubba lubba dub dub
"Brains"
who wants my trap porn?
don't touch my stuff
"The Emperor Protects..."
>>691149056
"lol why can't I quickscope?"
>>691149056
give all my dildos to little joey
>>691149056
"Good thing it isn't cancer"
“Luke…there
is another…Sky…wal…ker…”
>>691149056
Check my chart, did I get dubs?
>>691154506
U MAD THAT YOU JUST LOST?
WITNESS ME
"Eat me"
"I had sex with Maisie Williams"
>>691149056
"Delete my browser history"
For my final trick I will now go to Hell
>>691149056
">She"
Clear my browsing history.
"God dammit Marie, they're minerals"
"Is it weird that i have a boner....???"
"Got my balls licked by Zoe Deschanel"
>>691149056
I'll take a line from a song.
When your hourglass runs out of sand, you can't flip over and start again
"Kill the animals..."
My only dream is a world without sand niggers
Niggers tongue my anus
i just made a #3
>>691149056
>"Burn the dog ! Every dog ! Cat already wins !"
I think I shit the fucking bed
They don't think it be like it is, but it do
ch-check um
"if you put on my mask, will i live?"