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>>691145675
Second!
Don't mind me. Just dumping some pics.
Pt. 3
>>691145562
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>>691145958
Fwuffy nu wan!
Here, have some Hugbox.
>>691145958
Breath
>>691145810
Goat! Oh, wait, this isn't a counting thread. My bad, have fluffy!
>>691146108
meh
>>691145958
GO WAI! DIS SMATY THREAD NAO!
>>691146352
That is a damn good smarty.
>>691146104
Haven't seen this one yet, I like it
>>691146398
And then nothing bad happened.
>>691146432
Yeah except the out-of-focus muzzle on it. There's no depth of field where the nose would be that blurry but the cheek fluff in sharp relief
>>691146432
I know! With buffed cheeks and all.
Have a crummy one too!
willing to do an choose your own adventure. (first come first serve, no shit posts )
>Anyone want to play ?
>>691146770
Fox. Nice.
>>691146646
On the Internet everybody is a smarty connoisseur.
>>691145958
Be good if this was a faggot/trap thread, but it isn't.
So an hero now.
>>691145843
And the finale, I think.
>>691146646
I think somebody has an art degree
>>691146474
Got it from another fluffy thread a few days ago.
>>691147124
No, I bailed on that shit for CS because I didn't want to be poor.
It's a damn good picture, for sure, but the fluff on the near cheek should be in the same focus as the nose. A little cleanup and it would be perfect. The rendering on the fluff is fucking gorgeous.
bamp
What's up fellow followers of the Fluffy fandom. (I like alliteration.)
>>691147352
Alright man I meant no offense
Smarties suck, so they succeed at only suffering and shit.
>>691147660
None at all taken. I did get most of the way through an art degree, lol. Nice deduction skills.
>>691147480
>When you come out as a poopie babbeh
>>691145562
These are so autistic, we don't want any kind of ponies, snuff fetish or not.
Fluffies grow fat or fit, either way they find rather funny fates.
>>691147961
These are so snuff, we don't fetish any kind of ponies, want or not.
>>691147961
We don't come into your dick rate threads and call you homos, so why do you still intrude on us?
>>691147961
Here, have a retarded smarty.
>>691147961
Ah piss off and let us enjoy the fluffies.
More smarties.
>>691147857
I fucking love the poopeh babbehs.
>>691148337
Cause everybody loves smarties.
>>691148423
No refunds, though.
>>691148423
wtf is that circle?
Would anyone happen to have the one where the fluffies are in a poop-pyramid? Where the fluffy on the top is pooping on the fluffy below him, and below him, ad infinitum?
>>691147961
Best way to deal with haters is to post more fluffies.
>>691147857
>jus enfie babbehs poopie up famwy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Svs0w_GikQ4
Does anybody remember this?
https://youtu.be/S2W0laulr9Q
In my headcanon, sales of high-end air rifles skyrocketed after Fluffies were released into the wild.
>>691146894
Fuck it ill start.
>you are a landlord for a few bungalow apartments.in shitty areas
>fuck it , it pays
>you keep it simple , drive into town and go door to door collecting rent . most poor fags and wetbacks prefer paying in cash.
>last stop. you open the door and get hit by a wave of shit smell .
>wtf.jpeg
>you investigate. all the tenants stuff is gone.
>a note is left on the fridge . "dear anon, Im sorry i had to leave town for a while, my months rent is under the bed in my room. I had to leave some of my stuff behind. please look after my fluffies.
>signed shaniqua nigmelon obama
>the smell is coming from the bedroom
>you open the door , two adult fluffies , one mare and one a stallion (mare- blue fluff, stallion -red fluff) and 5 foals. varying in colors. there is an open full bag of kibble and a litterbox spilling over with shit. a brown foal is waist deep in it crying for its mother "nuh wan be poopie babbeh" it moans
- "dummeh misa , fwuffy wan sketties fow smawty and specew fewnd, and kwean witta box, poopie babbeh too dummeh to cwean poopies"
>WHAT DO?
>>691149210
Take the rent, walk out, begin eviction proceedings
>>691149210
Try to take care of em. Don't want to deal with angry nignogs
>>691149210
Go to the litter box and use the shovel to dig out the poopeh babbeh and force feed that smarty bitch her own shit. See if she's still hungry then.
>>691149381
if twilights female what's happening to flullepuff
>>691149103
awwh thats actually kinda sad
>>691149210
>Check the colors of the babbehs, if any of them are unusual colors or worth more than a buck, go get a box.
>Collect rent, then put the valuable babbehs in the box.
>Take note if Bebbehs are weaned or not.
>If not, put mommeh in box.
>Get baseball bat and beat remaining fluff to death.
> (have to do our part for pest control after all)
> Promise mama fluff sketties at end of week if she takes good care of valuable babbehs.
> Tell her you will kill her an babbehs if she doesn't comply.
> Take steps to evict tenant.
> Once bebbehs are weaned, take mama fluff to shelter.
> Sell weaned bebbehs for fat stacks.
Hope nobody posts 'the Farm' that's the most depressing fucking comic I've ever laid eyes on
>>691149210
> ==>Fuck you Andrew Hussie
I need to get writing; I have this idea of a fluffy on trial (possibly an entire feral herd) featuring the neighbors as various jurors, attorneys, etc.
>>691150782
What is BBEG?
>>691150961
Big Bad Evil Guy...basically, shorthand for the antagonist.
>>691150639
Do you have it? I've never read it.
>>691149649
>no shovel . you grab a plastic bag as a makeshift glove
>"dummeh mista, put poopie babbeh back in poopie pile!" orders the smartie
>you grab for him shoving the brown foal in his face smearing it with shit
>"nu! smawtie nu num poopie babbeh! am nuh poopie fwuffie! Stupid mista , get sowwy huwties!"
> out of the corner of your eye you see the mare run out the bedroom door carrying the other foals on her back
> whilst your still holding the brown foal in the plastic back the smarty begins to charge you , dashing across the room with his cheeks puffed and horn tilted down
>WHATDO?
>>691150703
who?
>>691150981
i love this website so fucking much
>>691150782
>>691151075
Note that in any gaming group where this girl shows up, I am banging her. That doesn't mean I have to apologize for her behavior at the gaming table, though (even if it does embarrass me). You have to deal with it because I have a real job so all the books are mine, as are the snacks.
>>691151112
Probably on the booru if you're in the mood to drink bleach.
>>691148294
And the world keeps turning
>>691151123
Stop him with your shoe, and start crushing him slowly. Tell him you'll stop if he say's he's sorry. Don't stop.
>>691151123
>Take a step to the side at the last moment, so he barrels face first into poopy pile.
>>691151123
Ignore him, it's just a fluffy. What the fuck is it going to do? Go after the mare because the foals are what we want.
SMOKEY WAWA! SMOKEY WAWA!
>>691151473
I couldn't' find a comic called "the farm", I did find a text story though. That the one?
>>691151754
One problem I have with this story: why have a pet door (much less left unlocked) in the room with valuable foals who will wander off at the first sign of anything? I understand it has to be there for the sake of the plot...it just seems...off.
I just don't see how people could be attracted to this.
>>691152238
http://arekeeoo.imgur.com/
You can find it (and others) here.
>>691152369
fuck your mom, asshole
>>691152277
Well he is English, so give him some slack. I mean, half the country wants to stay in the EU, so they don't have a full stack.
>>691152389
Thank you friend, time to get my hands dirty.
You furries need to stop.
>>691152369
Stick around, it's an acquired taste.
>>691152427
fyi, England is only one country...
>>691152598
An hero, you should look into it.
>>691151582
>you raise your foot.the fucking idiot charges straight into your boot, his horn catches the grip pattern in the snapping it
>you push forward bending him over backwards and wedging him to the floor
>you can still hear him murmer "huuuh huuuh , wet smawtie go ow get foweva sweepies dummeh mista!"
>you begin pressing down "say sorry" you tell it
>he keeps up the smarty act
>you press harder , you feel a sudden snap
> "OOOOW fwuffy bak hab wowstest huwties huuuuuh smawtie vewy sowwy, pwease wet fwuffie go, fwuffie nu feel weggies any mow"
>you continue pressing "I cant hear you"
>"pweaaase huhuh fwuffie sowwy fow huwtied"
>you feel his ribs crack, his breaths become weezing, you probably punctured his lungs
>you finally stamp him to the floor , lifting your boot all thats left is a fluffy red tangle of broken bones and mashed features
>the mare is still somewhere in the house
>WHAT DO?!
>>691152598
If this was furry, I wouldn't be here.
If mare is brown look after it any other color gets tortured and mangled
>>691152970
You guys jerk off to animals being tortured. That makes you a furry.
>>691153093
gr8 b8
>>691152747
>Retrieve mare and foals
>Show them the corpse
>Explain how few fucks you give about them
>Leave, lock the door, start hunting for the toolbox
>>691152747
>Find the mare, subdue her if possible, check if babbehs are valuable.
Actually its stress relief normie
>>691153180
>>691152747
I second that.
>>691152309
>the ending
NORMIES HURT SPESHAW LUMPS
>>691153153
So you admit it?
>>691153093
>>691153093
you sir have just confirmed you have no idea what a furry is. well done
>>691153560
Heheh. You had me there.
>>691146104
Weirdbox is the best
>>691153172
>>691153180
>you open the door ,
> the mare is very obviously tying to hide in the kitchen under the sink. as you opened the door you saw her trying to close the cupboard she was hiding in . upon seeing you she barreled round like a clumsy rabbit back into the cupboard
>you can hear her trying to whisper "shush babbehs , meany mista nuh find us in hewe . am gud hidey mumma , need babbehs to be hidey babbehs"
> you open the door and she imediatly bolts out leaving her babbies in there "EEP ! Wun babbehs , meany mista found us!"
>the babbies try to crawl away
>you try grabbing her by the fluff.
>she struggles so hard it rips out in clumps in your hands whenever you take hold
> you have to grab her leg and lift her
>"huuuuh wowstest uppsies , fwuffy nuh wan! why munsta take new mummas pwetty fwuff, am stiww pwetty?"
>the areas you ripped out have now become patches of bloody red skin
you scoop up her foals in a saucepan and throw them all in the bedroom again , showing them the smarty and explaining their situation
> you leave them there crying and soon return with a tool box
>one of the foals is on its hind legs wiggling its self from left to right
>"wook nice mista , cweva dancie babbeh dancie fow nice mista, pwease wet dancie babbehs mumma nad bwudas and sissys gow fow pwetty dance?" the mare begs
>WHAT DO?
>>691146104
Toppest of keks.
>>691147006
Too bad no one has taken up the torch to complete his work
>>691154908
My bad o was thinkin of a dif artist
Is this from MLP or something?
>>691146871
>*donut noise*
kek
>>691154867
>She gets to keep ONE
>Make her choose
>Take the one she chooses; look to sell high
>That one sold is the only survivor in the end
>>691154867
Does the sink have a garbage disposal? If so, use it. That foal was being too mouthy.
We need more gory ones
>>691155356
>>691155212
>Addendum: if dancey babbeh is not chosen, garbage disposal all the way
>>691148393
Such stupud fucking creatures. Just because it doesnt have pretty colors. Smdh... I wish someone would teach that mom a lesson
Am bawk. Wad did i miss?
>>691155496
The floor really IS lava...
>>691155356
>it does .
>you scoop up the dancing foal "yay upsies!" it cheers
>the mare seems nervious "n-nice mista , where you takin wuvwee dancie babbeh, he bestest babbeh an need mumma ,
>she follows out out as you drop it into the garbage disposal , it give a horrific shriek as it is ground from the legs up
>the mare runs back into the bedroom crying in the closet with its last foals in a catatonic state, it wont answer you anymore it just sobs and blubbers about "bestest dancie babbeh"
>WHAT DO?
