Mind if i swing by later with a couple drinks

>>691130301
roll

>>691130099
Can you peg me?

I'm feeling pretty good Rae, I just beat up some homeless people and let me tell you something, I've never done anything as satisfying as that before in my entire life.

>>691130377
boom right out of the gate

>>691130377
Winrar

>>691130377
whoa

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>>691130377
>mfw I read it

>>691130377
Op must deliver

>>691130520
oops sorry, I meant to send that to my mom. I'm just getting ready to go for a swim

>>691130099

Are you a muslims because my heart keep shouting ALLAHU AKBAR

*nuzzles* rawr!! :333

>>691130520
sorry my cousin took my phone. I'm just hanging out at my cousin's bar mitzvah

>>691130099
Will you be my bae Rae?

Can I eat your creampie after you get fucked by a big strong bull?

>>691130722
ahhhh send this the cringe

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>>691130636
Roll

I'd have u know I fucked exactly 342 women and you are in no way special i just want a quick shag :) so shag now or shag later? slagggoo. Also i have autismo

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>>691130722

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>>691130722
Fuck I hate you

>>691130722

Kms

Whats up nigga bitch roosterface cockroach cuntfuck shit

Would you mind if me and tyrone swung by later and beat that pussy?

>>691130887
fuck i wanna die thats bad

>>691130887
I hope your pussy understands what I mean

>>691130887
6 and a half inches is hung right?

>>691130904
Too soon

>>691131011
haha.

>>691131011
win

>>691130887

Lets go out for a dinner?

>>691130887
>How to cook a family sized spaghetti in less than 5 minutes

>>691130887
Sorry about that Rae, my mentally-handicapped brother just took my phone. Let's chat for real.

>>691131011
send it

>>691130904
LMFAOOOO OP! Please send this to that other girl. This shit is GOLD!

Jamal and his friends are waiting to gangbang you while I watch when you come home bae

>>691131168
rolling

>>691131011
Dubs have spoken

>>691131205
This

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Okay faggots, while we're waiting for the other cunt to reply, let's start rolling on this girl

>>691131177
nice double dubs m8

>>691131205
op please see this

>>691130099
I feel a little bit wild, do you mind if I sniff your butthole?

>>691131205
is this bait?

>>691131318
>You know what else sucks?

>>691131318
I'm bored too, maybe we could send each other pics to fix that?

>>691131318
its not the weathers fault you cant do anything, jesus christ

>>691131318
Not going to lie, just want you to fuck me in the ass with a dildo fatter than my dads cock.
Can you do that?

>>691131318
What is the name of your gynecologist? because I want to suck his fingers

Do you wanna build a peehole?

>>691131318
Yeah, I think it's global warming or something. Have you been to the pool yet?

Can I see a picture of your anus, crusty shit is a bonus

>>691131318
Oh! Can I come scoooooooot on down to your place?

>>691130099
OP IS WINRAR! GOTTA POST

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>>691131433

>>691131318
Kill me with a fart babe

>>691131318

Wanna fuck?

>>691131535
This

ay bby u wun sum fuk?

>>691131509
lmfao this

>>691131544
op send screenshot of your conversation with her

>>691131535
Reroll

>>691131318
> Not only the weather can suck

>>691131654
rofl roll

>>691131509
>>691131618

Same fag detected... But i agree. Do this 1 op

>>691131654
Rolo

>>691131509
>>691131618
>>691131708
Samefag

I shat on the floor once and then pretended to have slip&slide on it.

>>691131433
these dubs make me moist

http://steamcommunity.com/id/roronoal/

Rocket league anon

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>>691131741

Wew

>>691131799
>>691131800
winners

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Sorry for slack guys, lots of dubs and two convos. Specify name of girl you want it sent to from here on out.

>>691131748
Do you mind selling me some used panties?

>>691131799
Samefag detected

>>691131800
winrar

>>691131509
>>691131618
>>691131708
>>691131799
Rolling

Samefag here

>>691131318
hitler did nothing wrong

>>691131901
good guy op

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KEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEK

Did you see youtube campaign #proudtobe? because I am #proudtobeapedophile

>>691132021
I KNEW THAT WOULD WORK.

>>691131901
fucking niggers rights? just makes me want to scream, AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>691131901
Kristina

I'll pay you 50 dollars if you let me have some dirty panties.

>>691131927
Samefag

>>691132021
It worked! Good job op

>>691131799
WINRAR

>>691132021
ok, so back into our conversation, do you mind to peg me?

>>691131318
it'd be cool if you were just staying home kinda sucking my dick ;)

>>691132133
Fuckin send this OP

>>691132021
Rae

Yeah, it's hard to take care of him but damn it he's worth it.

>>691131799
7-ZIP

I'm going to be blunt here, I hate niggers. Do you feel the same or are we going to have a problem?

>>691132021
SMOOTH RECOVERY

"So what do you do for a living? ="3 *looks away* oh gosh im so nervous to talk to such a pretty girl ~meow~"

>>691132021
Can we slip n' slide into each others buttholes?

>>691132021
So whats your "type".
For me its kids under 12.

>>691132322
YES

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>>691132322
winrar

>>691132322
topkek

>>691132322
LOL WINRAR

So... the Orlando shooting... great stuff heh

>>691132021
holy shit I have never seen such an unenthusiastic response from anyone alive.

that girl is so annoyed by your existence she would probably roll her eyes if someone interrupted her eating salad for lunch by telling her you're dead.

>>691132133
>>691132322
DELIVER

>>691132322
dayum

I think you're super dooper kewt and I'd love to show you my pony collection sometime :3

>Orlando is nothing compared to what I'm gonna do. Wish me good luck baby.
To Kristina.

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>>691132322
Kek'd

>>691132322
well, fuck yeah. proud of you /b/

>>691132409
kek

>>691132411
Dubs have spoken, thrice

>>691132105
Samefag

>>691132411
WINNING

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>>691132322

>>691132322
oh shit

>>Its fine

What does that even mean?

>>691132526
Samefag

would you ever consider a threesome? with me and my bro?

>>691132620
same fag

>>691132562
it means 'stop texting me i'm not interested'

>>691132388
send this

>>691132388
>>691132411

The dubs are plentiful in this thread

>>691132644
winrar

>>691132668
Other fag

>>691132481
lol sorry my dog walked over over my phone and typed that accidentaly

lol what were we talking about?

>>691132644
kek

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Fuck sorry about not delivering >>691132133
Didn't seem like something this anon wanted me to say

>>691132644
if she says yes /b/ actually gave someone good advice

Some.. the Orlando shootings... lol that was great we need more stuff like that going on here. Eat my ass please. I'm desperate.

>>691132620
>>691132620
>>691132526
>>691132105
>>691131927
Samefag

>>691132644
oh god this but should add on "he doesnt really get out much because he has severe aspergers"

>>691132775
WTF?

>>691132817
Samefag

>>691132644
winrar

Awe poes

>>691132775
Nice, so do you like niggers or what?

>>691132775
Wtf she flagged it off

>>691132890
Samefag

>>691132775
SHE DIDNT EVEN REACT WHAT??

>>691132775
Maybe me and my little sister could be your "type".
Dont worry she's old enough (9 last monday).

>>691132775
Oh well that's fine Rae. So tell me what are your interests, your goals? My interest is to share the great religion of Islam with everybody.

>>691132775
Ok, so tell me if you want to hang out with me or fuck off

Some found footage of the pulse night club shooting, check it out.

https://youtu.be/Zt7RPe2pSzo

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>>691132775
fuckin kek, how can she not know she's being fucked with

Sometimes when I look at the stars I see your face in those eternal constellations which for generations have captivated men of all walks of life. Can we fuck?

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>>691132644
Specify rae or kristina pls

>>691132481
I prefer "unripened" kids. If ya know what I mean ;3

>>691132775
sheeeeiiiiiittt

this girl could probably walk by a kid being sodomized by a baseball bat with nails and barely glance up from her phone as she continues walking.

doesn't give a single fuck about anything you have to say.

>>691132775
well aren't you a boring cunt :/

>>691132775
bad bitches is the only thing that you like?

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>>691132775
Wow, that girl...

>>691133078
I wanna see you strip

>>691133078
pictures of shit. It always makes me happy to see a big turd.

>>691133078
Pics that can satisfy us both ;)

>>691133078
take some pictures of your kitchen and bathroom pls


to kristian

>>691133078
Sharpie in pooper ofc

>>691133078
Nudes you dull bitch

>>691133078
pictures of our childhood, of course?

>>691133200
WINRAR!

>>691133200
instant classic

>>691133078
>Kristina
Whatever pic you want from me, babe

>>691132738
roll for kris

>>691133200
kek

>>691133078
nigga just look at who we reply to. Too much work on our part.

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>>691133200

>>691133200
YES

>>691133200
Winrar, sorry 33.

>>691133078
Rollin 4 Kristina nudes... be smooth op

>>691133078
Why my finger smells like ass?

>>691133200
>>691133233
SEND BOTH

>>691133078
pics of Animal, trees or whatever fetish you have

>>691133200
winrawr

>>691132775
what a dense slut

>>691133078
>So how old are you Rae?
-say too old after she responds

How big is your dad's penis?

too much dubs in this thread

>>691133311
wew lad
>>691133355
wew wew

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>>691133200
OP better fucking deliver

>>691133355
Full house

>>691133355
this is way too faggy

Are you into incest? Like would you ever fuck your brother or your dad?

RAE

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OP delivery

Also guys
There's so many dubs in here that I'm not going to send dubs that are replies to other anons unless is maximum kek

>>691133311
>>691133355
Winnersss

Did your father try to smell your ass?

>>691133444
69, double dubs and trips
witnessed

>>691133501
you've never done anal?

>>691133078
Oh you know, these kind of pics that make my spagetti fall out of my pocketti

>>691133498
ROLLING

>>691133501
Stick a sharpie in your pooper and take a pic fag

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>>691133501

>>691133501
k. now send >>691133233

>>691133626
samefag rolling

I raped my mother by accident last year. It was... it was quite horrific. The look on her face was pure terror. I couldn't stop myself. I've thought about killing myself every day since. I can't stand the nightmares. My mother killed herself because of me. So did my dad...
But 4 real tho lemme smell dat puss ;)

>>691133501
I want to see you put a pen up your butt

Have you ever tasted your own shit?
RAE

>>691133501
Have you ever put anything in your asshole?

While waiting what are you fags listening to? Soundtrack of crypt of the necrodancer for me, thats the shit

>>691133501
it's when you put a finger in your mouth

>>691133501
It's when you take a sharpie and shove it up your pet's anus and take pictures of it.

>>691133695
do it

>>691133501
A common request to camwhores on 4chan asking what objects anonymous would like seen in any given orfice of her body. Unfortunatly, the camwhore never delivers pictures.
Camwhore: What does anon want in my pooper?
(100 posts later)
Anonymous: Sharpie in the pooper!

Que 200 angry "OP doesn't deliver" posts.

>>691133501
SHARPIE IN ZE POOPER *wink* *wink*

>>691133708
>this to both

>>691133708
rolling for this

>>691133738
Reroll

Id love to see your panties???

>Rae
Have you ever eat some fried spiders?

>>691133501
sharpie
in
pooper

>>691133779
J. Cole - Work Out

When that booty come a yackum, slay um down and smack um whack um

>>691133833
winn

What the darn-diddily-doodily did you just say about me, you little witcharooney? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class at Springfield Bible College, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret mission trips in Capital City, and I have over 300 confirmed baptisms. I am trained in the Old Testament and I’m the top converter in the entire church mission group. You are nothing to me but just another heathen. I will cast your sins out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before in Heaven, mark my diddily-iddilly words. You think you can get away with saying that blasphemy to me over the Internet? Think again, friendarino. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of evangelists across Springfield and your IP is being traced by God right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggorino. The storm that wipes out the diddily little thing you call your life of sin. You’re going to Church, kiddily-widdily. Jesus can be anywhere, anytime, and he can turn you to the Gospel in over infinity ways, and that’s just with his bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in preaching to nonbelievers, but I have access to the entire dang- diddily Bible collection of the Springfield Bible College and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your sins away off the face of the continent, you diddily-doo satan-worshipper. If only you could have known what holy
retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you from the Heavens, maybe you would have held your darn-diddily-fundgearoo tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re clean of all your sins, you widdillo-skiddily neighborino. I will sing hymns of praise all over you and you will drown in the love of Christ. You’re farn-foodily- flank-fiddily reborn, kiddo-diddily.

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Delivering since '96
But holy fuck
I thought I was the one with a mentally handicapped brother.
These girls are mentally handicapped

>>691133833
Yes.

>>691133833
Winner

>>691133779
I'm playing legend of zelda ocarina of time n64 version and in the forest temple so that

>>691133833
winrar

>>691133779
Nino ferrer

>>691133501
It's when you take a sharpie and stick it inside your poo and stir it around inside the toilet, while recording.

>>691133501
It's when you take a sharpie and stick it where ya poop!

>>691133941
What did you think I meant?

>>691133939
PLEASE

>>691133905
shit song tbh

>>691133941
JK, lets see some flesh ;)

>>691134044
HAHAHA WINRAR!

>>691133501
it's when you fist my prolapsed asshole

>>691133941
Pure keks

>>691133939
Rolling 4 dis shit right here

>>691134044
TOPKEK

>>691133501
I need you to go through your house, find a sharpie marker and slowly insert said marked into your anoos. Then send me a picture. Its pretty simple really you dumb fuck..

I want to see your skin

>>691134044
winrar

>>691134099
WIN

>>691133941
preferably pics from the beach? ;-)

>>691134044
>>691134111
topkek

>>691133939
Rilliddily didly

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Sorry guys I'm getting backed up lol

>>691133941
u retarded fat paki fuck

>>691133941
so, i'll start
>post her a pic of sharpie in your pooper

>>691134099
this

>>691133941
Fucking fag. She totally was willing to put a marker in her ass.

>>691133078
Dick pics!! send me your female penis pic!!!

>This roll is for both girls:

Listen babe, i have been mad about you for months, everytime i cum i think about you. It has gotten to the point where i dont even watch porn unless the girl looks like you. Im literally sick to my stomach at the thought of you living the rest of your life with another guy.


Please respond.

We are reaching neutronium levels of density.

Did your father try to smell your ass?

Can I see your bra?

tweedle dee tweedle dum
stick your fingers up my bum

>>691133941
I would prefer pictures of your prepubescent self.

>>691134273
Plz

>>691134044
GOLD

I prefer "unripened" kids. If ya know what i mean ;3.

Kristina

>>691134338
Rollin this

>>691134325
actually fuck that. can you send me a pic of your feet? i wanna see those cute toes of yours ;P