But be mindful that this is not m@sterchan,
As advertising such would result in a ban.
But instead a new site that's not honeypot galore
Though pedos are not welcome, do not pass through our door.

I want in.

>>691127207
Though you may put up a virtual strong might,
We do not yet know if you belong on our site.
The first trial to see if information is worthy of /b/
Is to see if you can get this thread to 100, 2, or 3.

rolling for dubs in the meantime

if dubs then god exists

I bet it's fucking facebook

I'm intrigued

K

Rollerblading OPs hating

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You young memers dont even remember the meme glory days.

>>691128335
Intrigued you might be, thus bringing you here,
But do you have the planning and skills to persevere?
100 replies is truly a daunting task,
Considering cancerous /b/ wants no new site to ask.

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Mysterious

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Let us in.

>>691127207
>>691128335
You fucking traitors! /b/ was our home!
"THEN YOU SHOULD HAVE DIED!" roared Anon. "DIED RATHER THAN BETRAY YOUR FRIENDS, AS WE WOULD HAVE DONE FOR YOU!”

>>691128573
Brilliant reply while stoned and doing old black guy voice in my head while reading.

>>691126220
Lets do it.

>>691128906
I have no idea what the fuck is going on.

>>691128573
Our site has lost our memes to the mainstream
And now memes are nothing but a washed up old thing.
At our new home, we'll keep ours within,
And life will become a subculture, channing great again.

Keep this shit on the front pages faggots

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>>691128695
sick rhymes dude

bump for interest

>>691128906
I stand with you Anon, /b/ is our home

Is that wax?

Contributing reply

>>691130766
>>691131066
Checked

>>691130591
/b/ is truly no home for oldfags,
As it had been overrun with teens and 9gag.
Ultimately for hose from before 2012,
The book of /b/'s wins is back on the shelf.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Q12xOukVAI

It seems those here have truly given up,
And decided to accept that the same threads are enough.
Indeed, this thread will die when it hits page 10,
And cancer will live strong, and be alive yet again.

>>691131746
Why leave /b/ why not make it great again?

Shut up fag

>>691128906
No matter how shit things get, we must defend our home. I am at your side, /b/ro.

>>691131746
no please
bump

if dubs then god is real

Meh

>>691132361
is

bump for interest

Bump why not

>>691131921
>>>691131746
>Why leave /b/ why not make it great again?
Not enough bro's. /b/ is populated by insecure basement dwelling dick pic lusting faggots who fap to traps apparently. /B/ was never good and op was always a faggot, but the rest didn't consist of mainly cock lusting faggots. It's like the entire community changed after the mainstream attention and the mainstream media mentioning this site when talking about anonymous teh great l33t h4xor.

>>691133064
Oldfag detected
My radars detect you came between 2006 and 2009

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>>691126220
I'm open minded, show me the promise land anon

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Al glory to the hynotoad

>>691133654
>Al glory to the hynotoad
Hail the toad.

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I deserve this freedom. Take me with you.


I'm ready.

>>691133742
>I deserve this freedom. Take me with you.
>I'm ready.
Sorry, pools closed.

Bunp

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Bump, we're halfway there /b/ros, let's see what this shit is

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Still waiting

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Check em

>>691126220
OP, what dictates the "select few"?

>>691134296
It's the place he said it wasn't.
Ignore him

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>>691134543

>>691134543
Those with patience, desire and drive,
Are only those worthy of this secret hive.
Patience and determination are things newfags lack,
So we must test to see if you can pick up their slack.

>>691134818
Ok, I'm in the clear then kek

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You've got my attention

>>691128906
sorry but your home is host to a constant flow of faggots and FB-tier threads

A better blace? But b is the best
Lol xDxDxD

rollin for dubs

>>691134971
I'm waiting for notifications of Candy Crush invitations at this point

Interested in this new enclave,
a board away from home,
traps and normies inhabit this biome,
so tentative my soul hopes to be saved.

>>691135227
reroll

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Pmub

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>>691126220
Ok. Lets see if you are up to your word. Nigger.

>>691135233
i don't even use catalog anymore, i usually just take a glance at the front page and that sums up what's going on with /b/.

>post a good thread
>pruned in five seconds
>fb fap threads last days, weeks

>>691135278
Although you have tried to imposter our tone,
Your emulation lacks testimate, as your wordchoice has shown.
To become a sailor, like the oldfags of yore,
One must think like the dead, and live never more.

>inb4 leddit

We have to get rid of the loli and trap threads. B is cancer because too much porn. At this point it isnt even random anymore.

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>>691135557
Smells like it

Very well sir, I shall comply
And give this site a chance through reply
But op please, deliver
These possibilities are making me shiver

>>691128906
Your age has got the best of you old man for only those who truely understand will know life is barren on these fronts and nothing stands were we walk and talk

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Bwamp

>>691135679
this, we have a HC and GIF can we please get a trap board

if it isn't a trap thread, 9/10 chance it's going to turn into a trap thread anyways like that one faggot that lurks battle station threads

if i wanted to look at still images of porn i'd go back to the fucking 90s

This chan has gone to hell, but the brave will continue

To struggle and strive to see this new venue

An old place of yore?
Bring to me, the promise land
I tire of old memes

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Tell us more, OP, if anything but so that we see some more of your mastery of the english language.

82 replys youbbes delivar faggot

>>691126220
100 replies
So when do i get acces?

>>691126220
im game. :)

Op, bless us with your information
And bring about a new chan, better than this cancer
We will form a powerful nation
And eradicate faggotry

ayy lmao

>tfw op trolls us all

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Bump

>>691135496
though my words lack candor
it's only because prose is new,
to me, so allow this slew,
of new ideas pass on through
the trap threads become ever blander
but together we can recapture the 2004 banter

take me.

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>>691136482
Lmao yaa

Will YLYL be forbidden in this internet utopia?

>>691136629
ylyl = banana/spiderman threads

i sure hope so

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blump

>>691126220
/b/exit ?

>>691126220
O zhid

Yeah sure

Is there cheese pizza

Cmoan

>>691136629
I hope this new chan is better and with less cancerous shit. If op is claiming that this summerless chan is good then I hope it's real.

OP won't deliver. May as well just going back to scrolling through endless dick rate and trap posts hopelessly searching for ANY thread even remotely interesting or random.

100

Almost at 100, a new golden age for us is near, unless OP is trolling

I usually don't go to sites other than 4Chan, but what the hell. Someone who can rhyme this good can't have too shit a taste.

Show me the money site op

100 replies

Alright 100 replies. Give is the link op.

Past 100. Give it to us op.

Deliver OP

>>691136575
Could we ever restore
From dat boi, cancer banana and much more?
Could we ever restore,
To what this once was,
Nay, i believe in only higher class
In the future, this new web,
Shall cleanse us, is what OP said

will op deliver?

>>691136975
Oh fuck OP may be fag

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Marking for which subreddit OP is talking about.

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this seemed too easy. . .

Now you can tell all ur frends at skool that you kept a thread alive for over 100 replys

ALAS INDEED YOU'VE REACHED 100 REPLIES,
AND SO TURNS ON THE WHEEL OF TIME.
YOU'VE COME FURTHER TO REACHING YOUR GOAL,
BUT WE ARE NOT YET AWARE OF THE SHAPE OF THINE SOULS.

A testament of virtue, delivered in jest
Is what can only test newfags' impatience at best.
We must weed out the frustrated teens
Who want instant access, with no respect for things.

For this reason, I present you a task,
To bring you further to fulfilling what you ask.
If you from here can consecutively count to 7,
You will come closer to reaching the secret heaven.

>>691126220
get me some o dat

▲
▲▲

I want in, I once said something that made 47 people kek

1

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Show us the goods

>>691137125
1

>>691137125
1

1

>>691137125
2

1

2

Three
Make sure to sage while you count so less people see this and less people interrupt the chain

2

3

3

3

>>691137302
3

3

2

3

>>691137324
4

5

7

EVERYONE SHUT UP ILL COUNT

7

2

I've dealt with this before, Anons, just no one else reply, and I will count to 7 myself.

We need to coordinate this shit.

We will choose 7 axons, in order. One will post and then the second will refresh and post, etc.

1

1

>>691137125
5

1

1,
2,
3,
4,
5,
6,
7

2

>>691137125
1
2
3
4
5
6
7

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Done

Bring it OP

>>691137125

Now my stomach feels much more sicker, because op has proven to be a nigger.
I don't even think we can count to five, Please fagot op, stop getting my hopes op and take your own life

DON'T COMPLICATE THIS, JUST LET ME COUNT TO 7, NO OTHER REPLIES. I've done this before and the only way this will be done is when this thread is almost completely dead. Use your brains

6

JUST NOBODY POST, let one guy do this.

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>Falling for this bait

XII

>>691137645
He's right

Some one name himself after anon 2, then anon 3, e.tc I'll be anon1

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GIVE IT TO US!!!

>>691137689
No fuck you I wanna be anon 1

>>691136748
This

8

>>691137645
Fucking listen to me, if you want your promised heaven.

OK EVERYONE SHUT UP EXCEPT THAT ONE GUY

4

01

>>691137645
>>691137664
Sounds good

Que

>>691137645
Nigger

1

3

02

This is the one guy who came up with the idea, I will start and finish (no one reply):
1

>>691137900
Check'd

2

1

2

SHUT UP ILL COUNT

1

2

4

3

3

1

5

Nine

2

9

>>691128906
>>691130591
>>691131921
/b/ certainly is home. Granted it has a bit of cancer, wouldn't mind if there was a moving back to glory. But I'll stand with you guys and all the other loyalists.

1

forgive english, i am Russia.

i come to study clothing and fashion at American university. i am here little time and i am very hard stress. i am gay also and this very difficult for me, i am very religion person. i never act to be gay with other men before. but after i am in america 6 weeks i am my friend together he is gay also. He was show me American fashion and then we are kiss.

We sex together. I never before now am tell my mother about gay because i am very shame. As i fock this American boy it is very good to me but also i am feel so guilty. I feel extreme guilty as I begin orgasm. I feel so guilty that I pick up my telephone and call Mother in Russia. I awaken her. It too late for stopping so I am cumming sex. I am very upset and guilty and crying, so I yell her, "I AM CUM FROM SEX" (in Russia). She say what? I say "I AM CUM FROM SEX" and she say you boy, do not marry American girl, and I say "NO I AM CUM FROM SEX WITH MAN, I AM IN ASS, I CUM IN ASS" and my mother very angry me. She not get scared though.

I hang up phone and am very embarrass. My friend also he is very embarrass. I am guilt and feel very stupid. I wonder, why do I gay with man? But I continue because when it spurt it feel very good in American ass.

STOP REPLYING YOU DENSE FUCKS I WILL START NOW

>>691136812
OP is not a fag today. OP is the bearer of truth and the captain of a ship that will take thy old to the promised land. Keep an out look for clues in the weeks to come. A new area is about to arise, far away in a very dark spot we will let you in on the surprise.

1 and a half

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>>691138138

>>691126220
Just no faggot mods

>>691126936
>m@sterchan
I hate summer. Saging because fuck your shit.

One

Just let the first guy who said he'll count, count. Everyone else shut up.

Single

>>691138317
Thank you, I will start now.

1

7

6

when I was 13, I tied up this girl that was 12 with a jumprope, then beat the fuck out of her.
By the time I was done, her lip was split, her wrists were bleeding from the rope cuttin into them, one of her eyes was swollen shut, she was missing two teeth, her small tits will entirely black and blue, her pussy was bleeding, and I’m fairly sure that several bones in her feet were broken.
When I let her down, she crumpled on the floor and went into a fetal position and just hugged her legs to her chest and sobbed quietly.
I suddenly got very aroused seeing that, so I pulled out my dick (I has actally hit puberty 12, and was hairy, balls dropped and everything functioning) and started jerking off quietly. Eventually, I started to breathe harder, and she noticed what I was doing, and she just looked at me with this look of absolute horror on her face.
It was at that moment that I climaxed and sprayed probably my biggest load of cum ever all over face and chest.
Then, I picked up her torn shirt from the ground, wiped off my dick and tossed it to her.
I told her to clean herself up and that if she ever told anyone, I would go to her house and kill her while she slept, and that if anyone asked who hurt her, she should say a bunch of highschool kids did it.
When I think back on it, I think she was the first girl I ever loved.
...god I’m fucked up.

>>691138407
8

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Ok it's the guy who said he'll do it trying again. No one reply.

1

Benis

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Ayy taek me away ecks dee

9/11

X
LET'S BRING FUCKING VARIABLES INTO THIS SHIT

Q

Number One

>>691138469
I give this Edge/thread

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6 million

Number 2

7

hurry anon!!!1!!1!

We are never getting into paradise...

1

Alright I'll try this again, Anons. No one reply unless you're a faggot

1

I just spent the last twenty minutes rubbing a twelve year old girl's bare chest.
"How?" you ask. Well apparently there are a select few contexts within which such an action is acceptable. For instance, if your niece has a hacking cough and your sister asks you to "put some of this on her" while she calls the doctor.
"Putting some of this on hear" meant using my bare hands to rub this vapor ointment shit all over her BARE NAKED CHEST. My heartbeat is still all erratic from it. I had a boner the size of manhattan the entire time. She's sleeping now and I guess she feels better because she stopped coughing.
Details: She's about 5 feet tall, has long brown hair, a cute face, a thin waist and long skinny legs. She's in jammies I think because although I'm pretty shaken up right now I know I unbuttoned something before I went at it.
God I feel so great. I just rubbed my hands all over her FUCKING TITS, you guys. Well the puffy parts of her chest anyway. Her nipples got hard. I just about wept tears of joy.
I didn't do anything else because I'm a coward and rubbing was enough. Plus it was legal and I didn't technically do anything wrong, so I'm in the clear.
I'd write more but I seriously have to go fap while the memory is fresh in my head.

2

00110010

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The hero we need

2

69

14/88

Ill help count, 2

3

3

OP I beseech thee,
There are those who wish to stop our plight
However I assure you this;
We with pure souls stay with patience,
Until the doors of paradise open again.

I give up, I'm not gonna try anymore since /b/ doesn't want the promised land

Potato

>>691138829
How long have you been on /b/ comrade? There is a paradise for the rare and few, who remember more than the summerfags do.

>>691137125

OP, you cruel fuck. This won't weed out shit, you've only invited MORE faggots into the thread.

Why the fuck should we even try anymore

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>>691139000
Nice same numbers

>>691138923
an hero anon.

A

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>>691138864

>>691139094
Aiden I know it's you

Nigger

Okay, I am fucking sick and fucking tired of these fucking reposts about losing a shiny pidgey! LOSING A SHINY PIDGEY IS NOT FUCKING FUNNY! Joke about anything else you want, /b/...
Joke about cp, joke about loli, joke about murder, joke about drugs, but DON'T FUCKING JOKE ABOUT LOSING A SHINY PIDGEY! Losing a shiny pidgey DESTROYS a trainer, it STRIPS THE TRAINER OF HIS BADGES! It is disgusting, inhumane, regressive and insane. LOSING A SHINY PIDGEY IS OFF THE FUCKING TABLE, /b/, NOT EVEN YOU FUCKING VIRGIN ASSHOLES CAN BE SUCH FUCKHOLES THAT YOU JOKE ABOUT A SHINY PIDGEY BEING LOST!
And no, I am not fucking Ash Ketchum, I am a trainer, I lost a shiny pidgey. My 1/8192 chance pokemon was taken from me, I can never get it in a pokeball. I was defeated again and again and again and again and again by The Elite Four when I was on victory road, I wanted to fucking kill my fucking self. IS THAT FUCKING FUNNY? FUCK NO YOU FUCKHOLES!
Go back to making Fresh Prince threads, /b/, you fucking arboks

>>691138923
This only gets wannabe/thread

B

1Chan

>>691139076
:(

2Chan

OP you took too long to share the site for the oldfags, now that you managed to make the thread last longer you've only brought in more summerfags. You've ruined paradise for us all anyway.

1 slut

2 slluts

Contributing

>>691139500
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