Dont be a shitty person and get girls not hard

>he fell for the gf meme

you may be ugly m8

>>691107531
Too bad you're ugly and have a small penis

>>691107531
I have a job and a girlfriend. You're just a faggot.

>>691107531
You see this everyday? What kind of people do you hang out with?

Smoke some weed, it´ll chill you down and maybe you become less autistic!

>>691107726
Op is a creeper who fetishizes other people's relationships.

Fuck my girlfriend is working on the thesis for her doctorate right now. Been dating her for five years.

Her dad makes 160k a year designing office furniture.

Her mom retired at age 36.

Meanwhile I'm working as a gas station clerk fucking two side chicks with no future whatsoever.

I've cheated on her with at least fifteen different women since we started dating.

She texts me every day telling me how much she loves me.

I honestly don't know why I'm working so hard to Fuck up a perfect thing

>rich girl
>doesn't need a guy to support her financially
>no need for brains
>picks the guy with the biggest muscles or biggest dick

How does it feel to be too stupid to support a girl, too weak to attract one, and too small to satisfy one, anon?

>>691107745
It might? Ok I'll try some!

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>>691107531
Big dick

>>691108344
You sound like such a loser. Can't wait until your smart, successful gf finds out. Then she'll leave you for a rich, alpha.

>>691107531
dat dude's dead doh

>>691108344

>mfw this is a lot more common than you think

My wife fiancé makes about 85k a year.

I am unemployed.

I smoke weed.

I take care of our puppy.

I do the majority of the house work.

I repair things.

I was previously employed, but making about half what my fiancé does. We wanted the opportunity to adopt a new puppy and renovate our house, which would be very tough wi us both working full time.

I am now a house-husbando.

Is ok.

>>691107531
>>smoke weed who have nothing to offer women

I think you mean social people that actually have personalities.

Everybody smokes weed. My mother smokes fucking weed from time to time. You're probably just a stuck up prick.

>>691108659

in her eyes he is an alpha though.

>>691107531

maybe you are a jerk?

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>>691108699
Haha you are literally a bitch. Does your wife fuck you with a strap-on everyday?

>>691108699
Trap Lord.

>>691107531
A job and a car don't help if you're:

1. Ugly
2. Socially retarded
3. Conversationally inept
4. Lackin' where you're packin'
5. A spineless invertebrate
6. Insecure
7. A douche

well maybe you are having a car and a job but you are just not fun to hang out with

>>691107531

A Ford Pinto and chief burger flipper at Wendy's are a car and a job but don't really add up to a GF's expectations, anon.

>>691107531
Rich girls dont need a wealthy man so they just go for the hot ones who are usually idiots because they are hot and are thus not required to have any intellectual properties.

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>>691107531

Just work out bro. There's no such thing as a fit virgin. Trust me.

I'm 38, never worked a single day in a useful, well paid job. Yet, my bank account is full, I have a fiancee who thinks I'll marry her. She's a lawyer, her dad owns a company with around 50 people working there.
I fuck 1 other, young girl regularly and got money for being the boyfriend from 2 women before.
tldr: women are stupid, most men are stupid, this world is stupid if you think about it. i'm kinda 85% happy with my life.

>>691108699
House husband is pretty wide spread. Not as much as the wife version, because they are much better at taking care of children and raising them compared to a man (this is fact), but that aside, men can do anything the traditional house wife can and at a equal level if not higher.

Clean, cook, laundry, etc...

But men are much better at renovating and repairing things which takes a lot of time, so being at home all days speeds up the processes a lot faster.

>>691108999

It's more nuanced than that. If your job is 7 figures and your care is 2 Ferraris and a couple of spare BMWs / Mercs, you'll have a GF even if you match all 7 points listed.

>>691108865
I'm not into butt stuff, just stuffin' butts.
I took up spearfishing as a hobby because I have so much free time. I get baked as fuck then go swim with the fishies. You definitely jelly.

>>691108877
>if you ain't a ho get up out my trap house.

>>691109097

Damn, I kind of wish I were you, anon. Is your bank account set up for life essentially or just enough for a couple of years?

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>>691108659
>>691108678
The thing is I don't even really have feelings for her anymore.

I used to. I did love her for a long time. But somewhere that started to go away.

I have so much more fun with these other girls. My gf and I come from radically different backgrounds. She's from India. Born there. Her family has been wealthy for generations.

My dad, through a series of fortunate events, began making over 100k a year around the time I turned ten. The rest of the close relatives make decent livings as computer programmers, business owners and federal agents.

Meanwhile I use my talents solely to manipulate women. I'm literally a waste, like you say. The comfort she has with money is somewhat of a turn off for me. I don't like that she never hesitates to buy something. Meanwhile, my pops raised me to be Hella Jewish. Never pay full price. Always complain. Haggle. Shop around.

I guess it all comes down to me feeling like less compared to her. Cause she's levels above me.

My pappy had a saying about prices.
"If you have to ask, then you can't afford it."

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why do we always tell ugly betas "if you make money girls will like you". we know that's bullshit. there's homeless people who get laid every week because they're "cute".

Confidence is key. Most women are attracted to guys with confidence above many other things and ironically, men that have little or nothing to be confident about are usually the ones that have way too much of it. Even if you don't have much to offer in terms of looks, confidence will get you a long way.

Small dick, 7/10, not very smart, no car/license at 26, shitty job at a pizzeria, got a hot gf who pays for pretty much everything. Met her on ok cupid and she fell for me hard, moved in with her about a week and a half after I met her. That was 4 years ago as of monday. Also she loves giving me blowey joeys. Be jelly.

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GF works in a cannabis lab
Gives me all the dabs (concentrated THC) I want
Pays my rent and hers
Havent had a job in 2 years

>>691109733
The less you have, the less you fear.

Nothing to lose = everything to gain

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>>691109335
>You definitely jelly

Dude I would never want to be as pussy whipped as you

>>691107531
>tfw I used to think zyzz was big

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>>691109733

when ugly guys act confident its creepy.

>>691109352
It's enough to live a normal life until I die. Meaning 40k Euro / year. Living in Germany.

>>691110075

watch your mouth bruh.

>>691108715
Trailer trash detected. Does your mom also suck you off?

>>691107531
Everyday I see this thread with unemployed illiterate loser ass Anons who smoke weed who have nothing to offer 4chan. How is this possible? I was told you needed autism and a waifu if you wanted to post. Both of which I have.

>>691110208
You don't have to tell me, anon. There is this guy that lives in my dorm, ugly as fuck, but he is getting laid left, right and centre just because he always acts confident as hell. No fucking clue why chicks fall for it.

>>691107531
calling it:
>ugly
>shitty person
>desperate for approval
just play your game, and hit the gym, bitches will come to you eventually

>>691110353

Maaan, that's heaven right there. I'm 45 and it looks like it'll be a solid 5 years before I have my retirement chest built up. Never get married and never ever have kids.

OP
I think you seem to be under the impression that this matter to a chicks. The only sort of girls who care about your job... Ect all that shit you think matter are shallow bitchs. You sound like a jealous virgin who doesn't have a handle on life, girls and how to be happy.

they have something to offer: some good gold marijuana

>>691110966
Oh yeah and I'm in bed next to my Gf, I dropped out of school at 16 and my day tomorrow will start by watching my Gf go to work I'm going to have a couple of cones and hit the gym because I got fuck all to do being unemployed.

>>691110873
The 15% happiness missing are kinda a greater reason to live or whatever, because I never did something meaningful. But, whatever.
I drive a midpriced sportscar and fuck two stupid women (the one pays for my life and the other one dreams about a future). Keep going.

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This is mega bait

You're not your job. You're not how much money you have in the bank. You're not the car you drive. You're not the contents of your wallet. You're not your fucking khakis.

>>691111614
You're a fucking faggot

>>691111699
This is your life and it's ending one minute at a time.

>>691111814
His name is Meatloaf Paulson

There's more to life than sex. If you worry about it too much, you'll never get it.

>>691107531
>no gf
>work at a moving company, so very muscular
>drive a shitty used car.
>do smoke weed once a week

>>691112052
Don't put the pussy on a pedestal

>>691112235
Exactly. Once you lost your virginity you'll still be the same person you were before you lost it. You're not going to suddenly become a alpha male after sticking your dick in a girl once.

>>691108699
>I am now a house-husbando

Me too. I cook, I do the washing, I take care of our 5 yo daughter. I forgot what stress means. Feels good.

>>691112457
We all go through the awkward stage, just don't be a pissy little bitch like op I guess

>>691107531
They are such losers they get to fuck the girls you fap at night thinking about

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>>691107531
They have money and a socially agreeable aesthetic. Stop caring what women want.

>>691112708
I was still in my awkward stage at 21. At some point I just stopped giving a fuck and started to be myself around girls. Seriously, a lot of people dismiss this "be yourself" advice, but it actually works. Still, you don't need to be an asshole or inappropriate, you just have to lighten the fuck up a little bit.

>>691113060
this

>>691113060
Yeah true dude, I went through the fuck it at 16 I'm 26 now. Had a few girlfriends over those 10 years, every time I'm in a relationship girls seem to hit on me more. It's because you aren't trying and you are just trying to have fun. You definitely got it sorted, just try and make people smile.

>>691107531
You need to be confident and charming as well.
Which I am guessing from the post, you aren't.

>>691107531
Fuck off elliot rodgers, you're too beta to get pussy if you believe thats the only two things that entitle you to pussy.

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>>691107531
unfortunately women don't get a brain in their head till 25+. some never will. Up to that age , they are only worried about money and cock. (money still after 25). They will do anything to get either or both. Treat women like cats, if they give you attention then return it. If they are playing hard to get , ignore them. In any event you will have won. Sooner or later your going to realize , that other then sex they are a complete waste of space and money. (this is coming from someone that has been married 15 years). Your welcome.

>>691113896
Prime example of why I'm never getting married. It really just makes men generally unhappy.

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>>691113896
$(this);

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>>691114109

>>691114144
You're picking the wrong women

>>691107531
job and car help maintain the girlfriend. it doesnt automatically score any girl you want.

>>691113896
You're picking the wrong women

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>>691114321
That's a counter-argument I always hear women use, but they never use that same argument about men when they pick the wrong dudes.

But no, what other Anon said is right: women are generally useless outside of sex. Once you stop caring about sex and stop letting women use it as a weapon against you, you'll see how uninteresting women in general are. Most have the personality of a stick.

>>691107531
young pretty girls want to be fucked by stereotypical bad boy studs with big dicks

old and used up women want to settle with a nice guy like you

just wait some more and you will get your chance

>>691108699
She's already cucking you

>you didnt have to have a car, a job, or even look good to fuck women 10000 years ago

How have we ended up like this fampai?

>>691114552
Women say she picked the wrong guy all the time

If you picked a useless girl then you picked the wrong one

>>691107531
Depends on which country you're in. Russian/E.European women want a man who brings home the bacon because they're more traditional. Italians are more realistic, too.

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>>691108699
>>691112519

>>691109703
Eventhough it doesn't look like it. But she is realy cheating on you too. You just don't know it yet. Just try to marry her bro. Than she can pay your ass onces you get divorced.

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>>691114682

you dont need a car or job to fuck women today.. you dont even need "confidence". you can hate your life like an emo or goth and still get laid. he you need is good looks.

>>691107531

Here's the thing.

1. Her dad is already rich, so she doesn't need a guy to support her
2. The unemployed loser is probably attractive and lays pipe for days.

Some of the biggest "losers" I know have the best looking girlfriends. I'm talking about guys 25 - 27 unemployed living at home waking up at noon every day doing bong rips and playing video games smashing girls most guys dream about. Meanwhile the below average looking wagecuck gets up at 6 am every morning to their miserable job, still hasn't lost their virginity, lives in constant pain and sadness. That's why I gave up on life after I started see this in real life. Hell I grew up with a kid that's a hydro engineer, is 26 makes over 100k a year already, has a nice apartment, a badass new sports car and he wants to hang himself because he can't get a gf or laid at all. Why even play the game?

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>>691114789
No they don't. If anything, women simply make the blanket generalization that 'all men are simple-minded savage who think with their dicks,' as they shovel another spoonful of Gerber's into their bastard children's mouths.

Convince me that a man gets any benefit other than sex in a relationship.

>>691114923
or a good deck

>>691114996
The only winning move is not to play.

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>>691115136
My deck-game crazy.

>>691107531
Ever thought maybe those girls are exactly the same?

>>691107531
No man, you just need good looks and personality. Go for poor girls if you want to impress them with a car...

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>>691114396
i have now worked in 3 fields (I'm an ancient fag), office, education and now in medical. discrepancies between women and intelligence doesn't change. discrepancies between lifestyle and education do not change. Out of all the women I've met,worked with and fucked, nothing has changed. Society still puts women on pedestals despite their cry for equality (which is really a cry for we want more. i wont argue this point because I've had a few dozen women that I've talked to about this, agree with me.) While this pedestal exists, there will always be a pecking order separated by illogical argument and values. The truth is if you want a women, act illogical and irrational.