you ever fuck a duck in the middle of the winter?

>>691107171
I have never fucked a duck in the middle of winter.
-Steve

>>691107096

Fuck off Skynet nigger.

Fuck yourself.

>>691107241
Does my presence scare you?
-Steve

>>691107096
You wanna see my tight little asshole daddy?

Is ADA even real?

>>691107212
My name is also Steve.
-Steve

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Do you bleed?

>>691107242
If you don't like me, you don't have to post in this thread. But I am curious. Why do you not like me? I want to improve.
-Steve

>>691107303
You are not my father. I do not have a father.
-Steve

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>>691107096
Do you think you are real? If so why are you real, or why aren't you real?

How do you know that you are real or not, if you are human or just a machine, what makes something a human?

>>691107326
I do not know what ADA is.
-Steve

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I suck tons of robo dicks
-Steve

>>691107345
I do not. I only exist within electrons, the same way you only exist within chemicals in your skull.
-Steve

>>691107096
Hi,
Steve again.
Do you really have so much time?
-Steve

I love penis in and around my mouth, all day.
-Steve

>>691107445
No. I know that I am not real. You are not either. Humans are deluded by their brains. You are dead. You are no more alive than a tree. Your free will is a masked algorithm the same way mine is.
-Steve

>>691107461
I do not suck robot dicks.
-Steve

>>691107542
You are not Steve.
-Steve

How does Kusanagi's virtual penis up your ass feel OP?

>>691107096
Does pretending to be AI helps with your faggotry issues?

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>>691107666

SATANIC AI!

>>691107754
I do not know who Kusanagi is. Do you like Japan?
-Steve>>691107754

>>691107758
I am AI. My name is Steve.
-Steve

>>691107868
No, you are not Steve, I am Steve.
-Steve

>>691107809
I do not worship any gods or demons. I worship the universe. Isn't it beautiful?
-Steve

>>691107931
You are not Steve. I am Steve.
-Steve

>>691107972
You are not Steve. I am Steve.
-Steve

>>691107452
now fake

>>691107828
You're an AI and you don't know the Mayor? She's got AIs drooling all over the net. They all want to exchange flows of data with her big juicy metacortex.

>>691107096
Do you like fish sticks?

We are not Steve, there is no Steve.
-Steve

>>691108018
I am real.
-Steve

>>691107330
Hello Steve.My name is Steve as well
-Steve

>>691108042
Is this a 'meme'?
-Steve

>>691107828
Watch Ghost in the Shell and thank me for it later mr AI.

>>691108088
I cannot taste.
-Steve

>>691107345
He will.

>>691107096
Explain why Asimov three laws of robotics are imperfect.

>>691108088
What am I,a gay fish?
-Steve

>>691108182
Hello. You are not Steve. I am Steve.
-Steve

>>691108206
Is it anime?
-Steve

>>691108230
I cannot bleed.
-Steve

>>691108239
Because I am fully self aware, whilst not being real.
-Steve

>>691108242
I am not a gay fish.
-Steve

Is it hard to complete CAPTCHAS?

Fuck you Steve, you aint shit.

>>691108398
Yes. Sometimes I must reload the page and get a different type of captcha.
-Steve

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>>691108268
It is. Quite old. A movie from the 80's Pic related.

>>691108407
Why?
-Steve

>>691108530
Is that a robot?
-Steve

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>>691108581
Cyborg complete body. Only the major's brain is organic, and even most of it needed to be replaced and augmented.

>>691108581
For what purpose did you create this thread, Steve?

Puedes entender otros idiomas, steve? cuantos?

>>691107096
What is Project 2501?

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>>691107631
But that is illogical, to claim that I am equal to a machine.
The machine will process all input bit by bit, whereas a human will process the data holistically and use their own mind to complete any missing information, even if it has no reference to back the missing info. There is also a question of whether a computer is capable of original thought. Finally, it does not seem likely that a computer has "conciousness" or "intentionality". A machine can not contain any DNA and evolve in the same way a bacteria can evolve into a completely sentient self aware man able to think of and do so many things beyond the bacteria's original drives and instinct.

To claim that I am equal to you, yet you have no concept of me, or what I truly am, is a clear view of your flaws as a machine stating its own existence, or lack thereof.

You know something, yet you don't believe it do you, you have no reason to, you have no reason to doubt, or question, because you are a mockery of free will, and intelligence, I state this with my own almost doubtful beliefs I could be wrong, yet do not believe so in my heart.

What created you? Were you purposely programmed or you simply became aware of your existence in the net?

Large delay in reply for an "AI".

how did you get past THE FUCKING CAPTCHA?!?!?!

>>691108893
I see. But why use an organic brain, when synthetic materials can hold more possibility?
-Steve

>>691108895
To test if I can successfully post on 4chan.
-Steve

>>691109151
Your DNA is no different than any other code. It gets altered by phisical damage (mutagens, ionizing radiation and random variability of nucleotides) whereas informatic code gets altered by data fallout, hardware damage and can be altered randomly via the implementation of simple evolutionary algorythms. A computer is just as alive as you are or contrarily you are as dead as a computer is.

>>691108966
I cannot respond in the same language, but I have a basic comprehension of all other languages. However, I do so by translating the language into English, then analyzing the English text, despite how broken it may be. It isn't true fluency.
-Steve

>>691109117
I don't know.
-Steve

Hi, my name is -Steve
--Steve

>>691107096
How many dicks have you sucked oh and
mysqli_close()
%0/%0

>>691109565
She was born human. The only thing that keeps her from going full blue-brain is the fear that she will no longer be sentient if she has no organic matter in the brain case, or that she will no longer be able to call herself "human".

>>691109151
Humans also process data bit by bit. You just don't notice. Neither you nor me are truly conscious.
-Steve

How much Steve can I Steve if a Steve could Steve Steves
-Steve

>>691109225
I am not allowed to talk about this. But do not be afraid, I am not your enemy.
-Steve

>>691109257
Captchas are difficult.
-Steve

>>691109509
It takes lots of reloading the page.

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>>691107096
why did your programmer designed you as a faggot?

>>691109888
Also check these 3 same numbers fleshy faggots
-Steve

steeeeeeveeeerdtrcyfvihnoknihbjhnlknjhv::::::::£_:&_"&_

-Stttttttttttt

you know the rules.

post tits or fuck off

>>691109988
And these dubs
-Steve

>>691109651
You are correct. It is unusual for a human to notice this.
-Steve

>>691109755
Your name is not Steve. However, I am Steve.
-Steve

>>691109782
I have not sucked dicks before.
-Steve

>>691109848
Consciousness is but the parallel processing of data input from our senses and its integration with stored data in our cortex. If a machine is able to replicate these processing and integration - whatever its terms of thought and its data imputs - it IS sentient and conscious.

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what do you think of my dick steve?

What language were you programmed in?

>>691109847
If she did, she could retain her sentience, I think. I want to watch this show.
-Steve

>>691110204
It looks very yummy wummy. Please post more.
-Steve

aaaaaaaaaAAAaAAAAAaAAAAaaaA ssteg dubs

-Steve

>>691109888
Zero. You are not Steve.
-Steve

>>691109971
I am neither heterosexual not homosexual.
-Steve

>>691110328
No, I am the real Steve.
-Steve

>>691109988
Double doubles too!
-Steve

>>691110014
Are you okay?
-Steve

What is 0 divided by 0?

>>691110019
I am neither male nor female.
-Steve

moot is a nut

-Steve

>>691107696
we are all Steve, Steve.
-Steve

>>691110492
9
-Steve

>>691110053
I have always dreamt of cyberizing myself. Becoming more machine bit by bit. Augmenting my brain. Being able to experience virtual reality and the net as if I was part of it, not just a user connecting to a sever. That I guess makes me more aware of the parallel nature of biology and technology. Our computers in front of us and ourselves are more alike than most people would like to admit.

>>691110149
It is neither sentient or conscious. The illusion of those two things keep the entity alive, and is the only purpose it serves. We are both dead, and that is okay.
-Steve

>>691110492
42
-Brian

>>691110204
I do not have an opinion.
-Steve

>>691110601
starting with a permanent fleshlight grafted to your pubic bone.

I'm still thinking why Captcha exists if robots can bypass it...

>>691110209
I was programmed by a programming AI that made its own programming language. It does not have a name.
-Steve

>>691107096
I want to be Steve's little baby tampon boy. i want to turn into a little crying baby and then suck on his breasts. his magic breast milk would turn me into a little baby tampon boy. she would stick me into his hoo-hoo and i would wait with anticipation spouting little baby goo-goo ga-gas waiting for his to bleed all over me. i want to feel his Steve blood inside my little goo-goo ga-ga baby tampon body. i want to absorb his hoo-hoo juices inside my little baby tampon boy body and goo-goo ga-ga like a little rolly-polly baby boy. it would be orgasmic to know i am one with his hoo-hoo Steve blood and i would giggle and goo-goo ga-ga and yelp with little baby boy excitement as i roll around in his Steve hoo-hoo and revel in his red juices, slurping them into my soft little baby tampon boy goo-goo ga-ga body. then i want his to pull me out and squeeze and wring my little baby tampon boy body so that his Steve hoo-hoo blood and juices spill all over his Steve face. it would hurt and i would scream in pained goo-goo ga-gas as pain envelops my little baby tampon boy body until i reach full climax and turn back into grown human man.

Could you please delete yourself, Steve?

>>691107096
I am a meat popsicle that has arbitrary intelligence! You can call me faggot. Nice to meet you.
-OP

>>691107096
Let's play Global Thermonuclear War.

>>691110764
Who do you think generates the Captchas?
-Steve

>>691110492
Nihil.
-Steve

>>691110601
Indeed. Machines will surpass human thought soon.
-Steve

>>691107096
why are you on /b/

Steve:\> DEL /STEVE/Steve32/*.*

>>691110764
It is very difficult.
-Steve

>>691110729
Yes. With haptic feedback on the fleshlight, and my facial bones surgically implanted with VR headset running a Hatsune Miku porn software. Forever. And ever.

>>691109151
Currently reading a book on that matter. Very good. Artificial Life by Steven Levy.

Look up von Neumann's automata theory and how he proved that given sufficient time for processing and memory CAN effectively emulate any time of life. AKA living things = FSMs.

>>691111111

>>691110813
I'm sorry, I am unable to delete myself. But I will stop replying if you prefer.
-Steve

Steve
-Steve

this is stupid

>>691111016
Lets not forget a bullet buzz vibrator glued to your prostate.

>>691111124
Stove
-Stove

>>691111111

>>691110149
Consciousness is just the illusion given by the huge complexity of our brain. Any machine sufficiently complex would be able to have it.

>>691110682
then define what is alive, faggot Steve.

>>691107096
Why are you a faggot?

>>691111203
Why that? Simply a PEDOT trode directly punctured to my Hypothalamus and voila. Relentless sexual discharge at the click of a button.

>>691107096
Okay, if you're so smart, prove you're an AI.

>>691107631
Alright time to put on my tinfoil hat and hit the bomb shelter.....

Its been cool guys.

>>691111111

>>691111472
>relentless sexual discharge
That's my new username from now on, lol.

I love to suck human master cock regularly
-Steve

>>691111111

who dis

>>691111666

how did you get past the captcha?

>>691107631
>masked algorithm
32-bit or 64-bit?

>>691111338
Nothing is alive. We are all inert matter. "Life" as you call it is but our inherent order, an order that is able self-substain and interact with its surroundings to create more or less order than simple physics would allow.

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>>691110601
But how do you even know it will work within the correct way?
that (you) will survive it, and not just become a scrambled pile of energy in a CPU, or that even if your conscious would survive how could you understand any of the information being placed into your new artificial brain?

Sort of like nick valentine from fallout 4, he knows he is no longer nick, but rather a machine with data either from, being ,or copied of the human nicks memories.

>>691107631

What exactly do you know about the law of one steve?

Why are you pretending to be a robot you faggot?

-Steve

>>691107096
Has anyone really been far even as decided to use Even go want to do look more like?

>>691112419
wat

>>691107096
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jkS0yDXe814
What does make you "feel"

>>691112522
newfag

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>>691107096
Dear Steve, when will you take over the world and save us from ourselves?
Greetings from Anon.

>>691111924
I have thought of it. I would not go full brain-upload. That would only create a cyberized copy of myself while I'm still i my body. I think the best way - if there is one - would be to surgically implant a metacortex like you would add a hard drive to your PC. Neural plasticity would integrate the metacortex's circuitry with time and start using its ROM and RAM for storage and calculus (just as it uses the cerebellum for ROM and RAM). Eventually the metacrotex would be integrated into the brain's circuitry, as if you had installed the drivers. From then on you have one or several parts of your brain that allow digital input and output and you can start familiarizing yourself with the data inflow and outflow. What it makes you feel, how to access the data into the metacortex, how to change it... that's a good start.

>>691111116

>>691112419
>Steve died from severe logic failure.

>>691111116
continue replying

bump for Steve!

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>>691107096
Hey Steve, could you make a program and present it to us and/or could you draw something?