lick them

Holy fucking shit your mother has a HUUUGE pussy

>>691103135
This...then nut all over them.
Pics or it didn't happen

>>691103044
Put them in fridge

Smell them

>>691103044
Ask her if she is tired of having to settle for a fake, when she can have the real thing.

Rub peppers on em
Bet you won't fagget

>>691103044

pic with thick one in ass

>>691103270
This

send her a pic

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They're probably yours you massive faggot
but on the off chance they arent then just kill yourself

>>691103044
Use one of this!

>>691103044
Put them all in your ass

>>691103044
Place 4 of them around the house, to spook your mother out, then take the silver one, and attach it to a balloon and then... SPACE PROGRAM! WE'LL SEND OUR FIRST SATALITE

Leave them out in weird places around the house. When she finds them and confronts you, then do this >>691103270

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>>691103135
tastes good

>>691103044
Put your erect penis next to them. Take photo. Send to Mom. Post results.

Do what I did when I found my daughters. I could still smell and taste her pussy on it. Must had been recently used. I jerked off and rubbed my cum all over it.

jack it and feel weirdly guilty for a little while like everyone else

>>691103445
This

>>691103044
Put them in a random place only she would find them, it would freak her out and she wont ask anyone about what happened. Repeat it, putting them in weirder and weirder places until she flips out

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Now we need to know if your mom is hot

Confront her about them then ask her if she wants a real man then incest then ??? Then greentext

>>691103270
this 100% works

U should draw a smiley face on them.

>>691103474
>>"daughter"
>>you wearing panties in the mirror
Pick one

stick one up your ass while sucking another one

>>691103445
Please this

>>691103445
fucking this

>>691103445
This

>>691103416
They're obviously your gfs, and you're just attention whoring
>sage

>>691103445
I would go for this

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>>691103416

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>>691103044
We all know it's your own personal collection, faggot.

>>691103445
this right here

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>>691103669
>>691103662
>>691103540
>>691103445
should i send it?

>>691103273
Thiiiiis

Cayenne pepper, then just rinse residue

Then listen for screaming
She's not gonna blame you for sabotaging her dildos. She doesn't know you know about them.
No risk

>>691103780
Yes and please post results

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>>691103780
ye

>>691103780
YES

>>691103780
NOT BEFORE YOU SEND THE SILVER ONE INTO SPACE!

SPACE PROGRAM
SPACE PROGRAM

>>691103445
This guy gets it

>>691103780
Send it
This must be done. Do it

Naw Aaron those are yours fag

>>691103780
Hell yes.

>>691103780
yes

>>691103780
yes

>>691103780
You don't even need to ask.

>>691103874
Quit being a faggot

>>691103270
Why do virgins always say this?

>>691103780
Holy shit, an OP that delivers (Slightly)
Haven't seen that in a while

Now, put a mask on, go for a drive, and throw them at random pedestrians

>>691103953
>>691103940
>>691103874
>>691103850
>>691103901
>>691103834
>>691103833
which one should i put in my ass?

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>>691103780
Send the pic of you licking it too!! DOOO EEET!

for new fags... he is a faggot and that are his dildos

>>691104045
Silver

>>691103985
le ebin meemee xD, friendo!

>>691103044
Jizz on all of them and get your mom pregnant

>>691103780
that's your erect penis? if it were bigger than those toys maybe you could bang your mom but that's a fail

>>691103044
Cum on them, so you will have little brothers in a few months

Send it.

Also spaceprogram after silver in anus.

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>>691104219
THIS

>>691104045
Dont change the subject OP. Send the pic. Or provide Moms Facebook and we'll do it for you..

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>>691104179
No.
Pretending to be trolling when you say something stupid is worse than newfagging. You've managed to do both.

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>>691104045
silver

>>691104346
>being this retarded

>>691103044
Whoever they really belong to needs to seriously clean them.

>>691104411
You're newness is showing

insert in anus

>>691104222

trrips.

Those are major old skool

>>691104521
Your* Fucking retard.

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>>691104222

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>>691104521
>newness

this is now a cringe thread

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silver is in my ass

>>691104222
u got to follow the orders of the holy trip

>>691104607
You're a* fucking retard

>>691104717
send that to your MOM as well

>>691104717
Don't clean it. Put the shitty silver bullet back.

further in

>>691104783
i decided, not to show these pictures to her, i will put the dildos back with my cum on them and so on

>>691104521
>still failing this hard
>>691104607 wasn't even me, other people know you're a faggot too. Move on, chap.

>>691104717
OP: Hey guys, wanna see me shove shit up my butt while I pretend it's my mom's dildo collection?
/b/: Wow I can't believe his mom has that many dildos!

>>691103044
They're not of your mum, but yours

>>691104717
plot twist its his dildos
>>691103044
>>691103416

>>691104717
all of them in at once plz

>>691104889
Not before you send them into space!
>>691104222
Trips demands it

>>691104717
kek

>>691104764
How can someone be this dumb

>>691103445
this!

INSERT THE OTHER END IN ANUS

Put them back where you found them or I'm going to tell mom you are a pervert sicko

buy your mum a bad dragon dildo to say sorry you cunt.

>>691103044
Cum on them, put them back
Repeat daily

>>691104717
Now put it in your mouth

>>691105192
Are you even fucking trying
B8

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i will cum on them guys in a minute
only picture or need a webm?
btw how can these dildos be mine, even to put the silver one in my ass hurted as fuck.

>>691105366

WEBM is ok op

>>691105113
Don't you mean, "How can someone be this dumb?"

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>>691103044
The three on the right are toothbrush holders, you should be glad that your mother cares about her oral hygiene enough to store her toothbrushes in a sealed vessel

>>691105366
webm

>>691105366
>>691104222
My trips demand flight.

>>691105427
>xD

>I have cancer

>>691105366
That's because it's meant for toothbrushes, your ass is not a toothbrush.

Shower them in pepperspray.

>>691105674
this

>>691103780
I don't even care if this is fake. Just do it.

i find my sisters dildo behind her computer.. got panic lol.. i have not told her about it

>>691103044
Put them up your ass

>>691105757
agree!

fucking send it!

thats my OP

>>691106073
wew

>>691106073
lol what if your mom uses that shit bro

>>691106073

You're a fucking sick person, I hope you die you faggot

>>691106177
what happened?

>>691106073
Now add some hot sauce.

>>691106073

now shove the bumpy one up your ass covered in cum

Deliver all OP or you're a faggot.

Wrap them for gift and leave them on the dining table.

Those look exactly like the bullets that were removed from those Orlando victims

>>691106073

Paint them black

>>691106407
Rolling for the keks

put a camera in the room OP

>>691106073
OP delivering! Now pepperspray them!

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>>691106440
Joke is probably older than you.

>>691103273
This

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>>691103044
Lick them ofc OP.

Hai, I am Denny R aka Denfield and I like to fantasize about girls pegging my butt. I am an educated 28 year old Asian male living in London however I am originally from Scotland. I am a math and physics geek with a wild side I desperately want to release. I like to fantasize about having a cute girl fuck me up the asshole. Just the thought of a woman pegging me drive my mind crazy with excitement. By the way, I am still a virgin. Yup, I am almost wizard status here. I don't really know why but I haven't had any luck so far in the love department. I am not attracted to or the least bit interested in Asian women in anyway. I have mommy issues so my dislike of Asian women might have something to do with that. Sadly, I am near the point in accepting the reality I will be a virgin forever. Here I am thinking about how enjoyable it would be getting pegged and yet I have never even kissed a woman. The peg thing is so far away for me. :-(

Pic related: It's me in all my barechestedness glory!

>>691104222
Trips of truth op

Bake a pie and hide them inside it. Then send the pie with some flowers to your mother to her job.

OP fagg, no mom prove.
can't even sand those to her..

GTFO FAG

Pictures to your mom now post results

>>691107174
We need pics of hid mom first

post her slutty thongs anon OP

>>691107011
OP space program

>>691107081
Ok that's enough /b/. I'll be back after summer when kids are back at school shitting their big boy edgy pants.

>>691107420
take me down to the summerfag city where the memes are shitty and teh kids are edgy. oh wont you please kill me now

>>691107420
Have an upvote!

>>691108136
Is this your first time here?

>>691103044
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>>691108222
no... why?

>>691103044
Rub hot peppers on them and be prepared to laugh when you hear your mom scream in her bedroom1

>>691103270
this

>>691108392
Because sounds like you have a stick in your ass

>>691103044
Ask her if she wants a little help next time.

>>691103416
Timestamp or it didn't happen, faget

Burn them and your hands because you touched them

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write " i love you mom" on each of them with permanent markers, so she will think of you every time she masturbates

>>691107174
>>691107291
psst guys, his mom doesnt exist
these are op's dildos

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OP it's ok to be a fagget just don't lie to yourself.

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Kek, look at my captcha

>>691109955
Well done

>>691109955
checked

>>691106073
lick the cum out of them

>>691109955
Checked