self bump

Punch trees.

>>691102007
James Bond reroll

Double Penetration cow

Be a faggot

>>691102165
Already done

>>691102164
This.

A horse with massive cock appears

A black guy appears

>>691102509
rolling for this

red dudes hug

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>>691102007

>>691102899
winrar

Both of them uses teamwork to get an apple down from the tree. they milk the cow for milk.

>>691102899
op we have a winrar

>>691101818
>One guy searches for a water source.
>The other guy finds loose rocks or branches to throw at the apples to knock them to the ground.

>>691103267
So close rerolling

Jews build an urnburnable house

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DAY 1
STATUS: guy starts punching a tree
Population: 2
Morale: Okay
Food:a few apples in the tree
Weather: Sunny
Religion: none
Objective: survival

>>691103392
Make cow a god and pray for food until a deer appears

An unknow virus attacks the trees making all apples sentient.

>>691103392
What gender is the cow?

>the boxer ends up with a borken hand and must have a rest.
>two apples fall
>the other guy eats one apple, puts the other in pooper and starts fapping

Second guy (or woman) thinks of starting a dictatorship based on the extermination of all jews

>>691103752
reroll

>>691103734
Attack helicopter...whyd you ask?

>>691103752
rolling

>>691103392
Fuck the cow, which brings morals up, then start digging shit load of tunnels

>>691103392
See how many apples can fit in the cow's rectum.

>>691103752
kek this

Apples have nipples and penises

>>691103756
Rerolll

>>691103752
go go go

It gets dark and starts raining. Both humans look for shelter, while out of nowhere a nigger appears, and steal the cow.

A nigger appears

>>691104000
TRIPS BUMP

>>691103392
Jizz into a leaf and rub it across the cow's black spots. It will reduce the black % in the world and as such, lower death rates/crime rates.

>>691103392
What gender are the two fellas? If dubs one of them is a transgender bisexual muslim zoophiliac chinese 12old girl

>>691104000
omg Nigrar

>>691101818
Aliens come and build pyramids.

>>691104133
This.
>winrar

>>691104133
This. Winrara

>>691104133
Oh shit son

>>691104000

Dem trips

>>691104244
Wasted dubs

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>>691104133

>>691104244
>>691104133
Oh fuck

>>691104128
Kek

>>691104000
trips demand you to kill urself or deliver op

>>691104444

the two guys start blowing each other

>>691104000
Fucking niggers...

>>691104489
They are not guys retard
>>691104133

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DAY 1
STATUS: they seak shelter under the tree and tyrone tries to steal the cow
Population: 2 guys and a nigger
Morale: Okay
Food:a few apples in the tree
Weather: rainy
Religion: none
Objective: staying dry

I vote that 5 teenage girls are added to the population, and they all have some kind of magical powers.
and are japanese

>>691104641
rr

>>691104673
rr

>>691104697
ok, fine damnit.

the 2 main ones fuck, have a kid, and the kid has telekinesis.
damnit...

>>691104633
Punch nigger.

>>691104754
rr
777

>>691104784
rr

>>691104804
ok if I don't get on this next:
rr
i'll leave

>>691104854
Leave now.

Lightning strikes the cow, making it the first BBQ in the world. Tyrone is delighted and invites the other two humans to enjoy the meal with him.

>>691104780
röll

>>691104780
rölI

The two people make friends with Tyrone AND THEN KILL HIM

>>691104939
Rolling

Guy 2 climbs a tree

>>691104633
Kill Tyrone with a stone
Stoneism is now a Religion

The trees are made out of aphrodisiacs

both humans are undercover cops and start shooting the nigger

insert first to tyrones face. then insert fist to cows anus.

They join islam and become radicals

>>691104633
Nice dubs

Double penetration Tyrone.

They invent a tank and invade Africa with it

>>691105242
this

>>691105280
roll, but anus before face.

>>691105280
Japan flies in and tries to bomb them. They excel in capabilities and create the first two Atom Bombs

nigger is kicked by cow and used for food

>>691101818
>realism is encouraged
>there's a cow and a few trees nearby

Cows are domesticated animals, you dumb nigger. If this is a prehistoric civilization then it would be a wild aurochs. Cows . . . holy shit people are retarded.

>>691105371
Roll

>>691104633
>nigger leave with the cow
>the other 2 start anal gay sex
>suddenly Kim Jong-un appears
>switch religion to Ultranazismtology and rise a flag with a swastica and lgbt background

>>691105454
Off by one, reroll

>>691105552
rreeeee

>>691105389
Rolling for this shit

cow eats all the apples and turns to giga cow

>>691104633
Lynch Tyrone from a tree.

>>691105507
who said it's prehistoric

>>691104633
Nigger climbs inside cow's anus, poor animal starts running while the other two point and laugh. Their hands touch and they start kissing, whitney houstan starts singing wind under my wings

A massive flood emerges

>>691105552
this but rain turns into sperm

>>691105772
go for it nigger

tyrone finds a gun

>>691105772
niggerism level 10000

>>691105853
Roll

>>691105772
rolll

>>691105672
>Lynch Tyrone from a tree.

Roll for this, also cannibalize the nigger.

>>691105772
ok here is the dub

>>691105708
roll

>>691104633
skin the nigger alive and use him as an umbrella

>>691105552
op dont be a faggot

>>691105953
+1 for cannibals

>>691105772
op is a faggot

>>691106040
+2 for cannibals

>>691105772
hh leeeeeee

guys can't reproduce because not fags

>>691105772
satan help us with the dubs

>>691105953
Rolling

>>691106148
>implying fags can reproduce

>>691106200
thanks satan

>>691106200
WinRAR

>>691106200
OMG

>>691106200
checked

>>691106015
this.

>Catch the nigger and make him their slave
>Find some cotton fields and let him pick up the cotton and make it into clothes for the other 2 guys.

>>691106115
+3 for eating Tyrone

>>691106271
>WinRAR

Except the dumbass didn't roll for anything.

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>>691106200

>>691106435
Satan give me subs so i can roll for this

>>691106446
I do believe that he rolled for sperm rain

>>691106556
Faggots, this place is full of them.

>>691106556
>I do believe that he rolled for sperm rain

Doesn't count because it's not a semi-serious suggestion.

>>691106435
Rolling

They kill Tyrone and use his decomposing corpse as plant food for the apple seeds they planted. Also make weapons from niggers bones

Famine has set into the crops

>>691106200
go opppppppppppppppppppppp

>>691106545
>subs

not youtube faggot

if dubs the tree with the most apples gets hit by lightning causing the whole field to be set ablaze

>>691106721
This

>>691106696
Dubs to this.

>>691104641
rolling

>>691106744
Winner winner chicken dinner.

>>691106721
What crops?
>Ladybugs start fornication in mass, and as such, take over 50% of the image.

>>691106811
winrar!!

Tyrone is in fact Ajeet, a indian dude that is just bringing the cow to his cult.

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DAY 1
STATUS: kim faps to the anal rape
Population: 2 guys and a kim
Morale: great
Food:a few apples in the tree
Weather: spermy
Religion: Ultranazismtology
Objective: heil sjw

>>691107162
Change religions to Niggology and worship Tyrone

>>691107162
The Jews of olden day rise from the soil as corpses out for cash.

They kill Tyrone and use his decomposing corpse as plant food for the apple seeds they planted. Also make weapons from niggers bones and teeth.

>>691106435
This but they catch another nigger

Due to severe anal bleeding one of them gains magical powers

>>691107162
>after the orgasm they start to cooperate and with wood and stone build a hut
>they collect all the apples
>red guys tell kim about the nigger and start to produce weapons to destroy all the niggerism in the world
>war has been declared

>>691107553
this

>>691107553
roll

>>691107635
This, but instead of apples bananas fall out of the trees somehow.

>>691107635
this and weather turns sunny.....the ground is full of sperm....unknown magic mushrooms will born

>>691107896
seems interesting

>>691107896
rr

Everyone grows wings and becomes bird people.

>>691107896
Rollerino

>>691108055
this winrar

>>691108055
>>691108244
>>691108322
Holy shit that's pretty epic

>>691108055
Bird people win

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DAY 1
STATUS: homo birdeus ascends
Population: 2 birds and a bird kim
Morale: fantastic
Food:a few apples in the tree
Weather: spermy
Religion: Ultranazismtology
Objective: heil sjw

The people learn to make mud huts from the native niggers

>>691108573
the sperm sticks the feathers of everyone together then sets as the sun comes out rendering everyone winged but flightless.

the people are attacked by cannibal blacks

>>691108573
Spermrain stops and a pair of nice Sunny tits appears on the horizon
Religion change to titsism
Kim grows tits
The other 2 rapefuck Kim
Aaaaand
The both join the SS

Wild birdflu appears.

the birdmen convert to islam after being subjugated by isis. they grow permanent turbans and beards.

Suddenly, a grill appears

They adopt autism as a religion
They start reproducing to later conquer other lands

>>691108911
>911

perfect

I thought this was supposed to be at least somewhat realistic

>>691108786
Reroll this

>>691108970
i wonder who could be behind this post

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DAY 1
STATUS: they praise allah
Population: 3islam birds
Morale: great
Food:a few apples in the tree
Weather: spermy
Religion: Islam
Objective: workshipallah

>>691108786
Sure

>>691108945
Rolling for this epic shit, also summerfags appear

What in the fuck happened here

>>691109298
Rolling for this

>>691109300
Since that was first dubs OP chooses a random event that makes the falcons of Allah say wtf happened here

I want one of the birds to fuck the tree to create a bird tree hybrid

>>691108786
Give me that for God.sake

>>691109200
no special agenda

just a get, rolled 911 on an islam shitpost

muhammad joins the sandniggers in person. they begin work on a strap-on nukes so they can jihad the infidels

SO MANY WASTED TRIPS AND DUBS

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>>691109444
Mfw I trips on my dubs

>>691109300
>>691109444
>>691109499
>all dis waste

if dubs then

>>691108749

>>691109507
roll

>>691109611
No fuck you nigger he obeys the trips

I want the 2 birds and Kim to hang themselves

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DAY 1
STATUS: a giant cock appears
Population: 3 birds
Morale: gay
Food:a few apples in the tree
Weather: spermy
Religion: Islam
Objective: workship allah

>>691104133
Oh kek

Go fight the nigger for the cow back

>>691109836
They start worshipping the cock

>>691109752
k

arent they getting hungry from all this worshipping?

Give the giant cock a handjob and make it blow its load on Kim.

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>>691109836
>mfw OP is ignoring all the dubs

Fly planes into the cock

isis arrives to set up an infidel purging camp. the cock is now seen as the physical manifestation of allah, and is worshiped by all mudslimes

Build a shelter from foreskin and sticks.

They Eat The cock

>>691110136
roll

>>691110107
read teh rules

>>691104919
reroll

>>691110211
winrar

>>691110211
Win

guys op here i'm gonna have to leave now... 404 it is

>>691110297
You are extremely late.

>>691110377
Well then

>>691110422
Dubs chain?

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>>691110247
>first dubs after world update decides what happens

>mfw OP is ignoring the first dubs

A wild nuke falls from the sky. Islamshits evaporate. Giant cock survives the nuke.

>>691110489
So close

>>691110422
rip

>>691110585
>>691110489
Umma try again

one of the faggots gets pregnant with a nigger baby

the trees start to grow edible dicks instead of apples

The change there Religion to nazism after the found out that Mohamed rapes little Girls
Die join the SS and build up the 4th Reich
The also have now a Tiger Tank to kill all Niggers, jews and moslems
The tree Starts to grow Schnitzels, Bier und Sauerkraut

>>691111425
Reroll

>>691109836
The birds make the cock cum and get turned into traps by drinking the cum

>>691111510
Rol

Allah's falcons attack and kill the cock. Then they leave to find a better apple tree

>>691111510
Reroll