>>691098190
fight back, i'm not a fucking faggot

moan softly

>>691098190
stuff a piece of bacon in his mouth

>>691098423
This is the correct answer, assuming he clips his nails.

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>>691098190

Ask myself, what kind of club did I go to?

>>691098190
Look at GF, ask if she's down for MMF

>>691098190
> In da club

Pusle nightclub??

Stick my thumbs in his eyes and squeeze...

I'd probably awkwardly laugh like it was just a joke, and then be all like "Hahahaha, looks like it's time to go..."

Then try to escape by smoothly walk away. If he followed I'd run.


If he caught me I'd beg for him to not rape me.

No matter what, a lot of crying and shaking would be involved.

Shot a bullet between his sandnigger eyes

>>691099267
>pusle

>>691099441
realistic reaction, i think id do the same

YFW he's 4 feet tall and has doesn't even have average sized arms and chest for a normal sized adult

>>691098190
he ded

>>691098190
Pocket Sand

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=PTAXUYLbFYk

>>691098190
tell gf I have been claimed by the gains goblin

>>691098190
>I'd probably awkwardly laugh like it was just a joke, and then be all like "Hahahaha, looks like it's time to go..."
>
>Then try to escape by smoothly walk away. If he followed I'd run.
>
>
>If he caught me I'd beg for him to not rape me.
>
>No matter what, a lot of crying and shaking would be involved.
>>cucks ITT
Sums up everything wrong with TT

>>691098190
Is he the ISIS guy?

>>691098190
Be ashamed I walked out of the house and into a club with no pants on. How did this even happen. Im usually good about this sort of stuff

>>691098190
>break his legs

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>>691098190
>> grabs your ass and stick his finger deep into ur anal cavity
well shit hes just a docter

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>>691098190
get my body guard to take care of him

>>691098190
>having a gf
>going to nightclubs

>>691098613
Top kek

>>691098190

That dude is probably being tortured right now by the Syrian Army if they haven't already killed him by now. He was taken prisoner a while back.

Watch as my gf rips his arteries out

>>691099859
the strength of finger broke thru pants

>>691098190
Is he gonna squirt Synthol into my anus through his finger?

probably elbow him. Sure, he can crush me, but putting a finger up my ass will cause me to elbow him.

Nothing, because the isis bitch is already dead.

>>691100386
Thats not synthol mate, its a big motherfucker who gained weight to bulk, this makes it easier to gain more muscle.
They look scarier that way to be honest
Fat as fuck but will still knock your block off

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>>691098190
> Turn to the gentleman that just violated my anal cavity
> Mumble something under my breath
>Shit skin asks me what I say
>Repeat it louder
>"Hodor"
>Man looks confused
>Start yelling it and repeating it multiple times
>"HODOR HODOR HODOR"
>Man tries to retrieve thumb from my anal cavity
>I clench and squeeze holding his thumb in
>Man gets scared and he tries struggling more against my superior ass clenching muscles
>I scream one final time
>"HODOR"
>With that final scream I suck his thumb along with the rest of his body into my anal cavity
>Go about my day with a muscle man in my sphincter

Let him fuck my smooth sissiass while I scream : YES,I"M FINALLY ISIS'S FUCK GOAT BOI while looking at my gf with eyes rolled up in pleasure

>>691100358
Unlikely. I wear denim.

>>691100322
>sauce? I'd love that to be true.

>>691100647
If i somehow manage to push him over, will he float like a helium balloon?

>>691100322
Really? Is there more to read about it? A name/background?

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>>691100707
lost

>>691101110
He would hit the ground hard and judging by how much the fat fuck probably weighs he won't be getting back up for at least half an hour

>>691098613
winrar

I would die fighting him.

>>691098271
he will smashed u hahaha

>>691100707

VORE VORE VORE
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>>691100707
Top Kek

>>691099793
Nope a Iranian strong man.

>>691101404
>he will smashed u hahaha

Why did no one tell me today was International Talk Like A Ten Year Old Nigger Day?

>>691100322
Wrong guy fucktard. He is not the ISIS beheading guy. He was just a fat fuck with no muscles.

>>691101524
I Don't Know Anon, Why Did You Capitalise Every Word. You Speak Like The Aborigines That Went To My High School Two Years Ago
Do You Want To Be Known As A Nigger?
I Suggest You Stop That Shit

stab him with a spear and turn him into an undead slave

>>691101524
ur sure ? thinking its was the international day of fucking ur mom deep in the ass? every body in ur neibor are on ur mother u faggs , and im not a britfags or amerifags

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i'd do this

>>691098190
>Trump wants to ban that

>>691101279
175kgs. It was in the article

>>691098190
Punch him right in the throat when he's not expecting it.

>I forcibly turn his head towards me
>whisper
>"Allah Ackbar!"
>then I trigger my suicide vest
>trade gf for 72 virgins
>Give a thumbs up as Mohammad sheds a single tear

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Pull my gun and shoot this motherfucker right in head.
>No ragrets

>>691102185
he has no neck

>>691098423
same

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>>691102338
sure faggot , sure

poke him with a dirty needle so the synthol leaks out, then let him die from the infection

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>>691102607
You doubt it?

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wake up from your faggot dream

>>691098190
>ask gf to stick up for her man of course

>>691098190
Use a needle and pop him like the balloon he is.

>>691098190
it looks like he is gently stretching the pavement behind him around his figure, interesting.

>>691103247
he doesnt alter the pavement, the pavement likes to be round him

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>>691102735
he gonna take ur hand , break it , put u in doggy style , he will smell ur ass , then lick ur balls ,put 3big fingers into ur ass , u gonna scream broo , u gf gonna try to stop him , beg in to stop , he will slap u gf , she fall on the floor , she sleeping , u will be mad bro ,u gonna try to kick him in da face , he gonna take ur ta legs spread them , he will suck your dick ,after he gonna put he s 3 fingers into ur mouth , feels good man , unzip is pant ,and now u can start crying

my english is bad i dont speak good english u faggs

>>691099750
delusional much? the guy is literally a bear, what are going to do, start pushing him away yelling "you wanna go bro"

he would crush you.

>>691100707
deviant art pls

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forget about my gf and enjoy the moment
pic related

>>691098190
Do what any sane man would do: Look at my gf and tell her the code word for the upcoming event (I like to use "ashanti") in a visibly shaken demeanor. Then I would turn to him and suggest we go to a quiet place so he can exploit my ass further. As we arrive, I would suggest to blow him first, lowering myself to his crotch area. Then I would remove his pants and jam a slender stiletto (the knife, not the shoe) in his kidney. He would be pretty paralized at this point, so I can make my escape, wiping away any evidence. The type of knives in question, since I presume most of you are summerfags and jerk off to assasin's creed or something are slender, irregular blades that cause massive internal bleeding. Stabbing someone in the kidney and twisting the blade leads to shock, which essentially renders the person in a null state.

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>>691098190
>before Mr. Muscle can even pull his sausage finger out of my ass I retrieve my raptor vocal chamber.
"What is that?," says the muscle man.
>I place the vocal chamber up to my lips
"What are you doing white boy?" is uttered as he slowly retracts his finger from my anus
>I let out a call for help
>Raptor GF emerges from the darkness of the club lunging toward the muscle man with her talons exposed.
>she sinks every talon into his flesh as I masturbate at an intensity unmatched by any other human on the planet.
PLEASE MAKE IT ZTOP!! P-PLEASE AAAAAAAHHGH!!!, screams the beef jerky as raptor GF begins devouring him with her powerful jowels and her incredibly Sharp talons.
>mfw my GF is a raptor
>mfw my fetish is watching her snack on people.

>>691102020
Holy fuck
Amending that to an hour

Thats fuckin heavy holy shit, i weigh 100kg less wtf

I will fly-kick him in the mouth.

>>691098190
This guy actually looks like hed be fucking useless in a fight not even trolling can he even hold a rifle properly? Bring his head down to the sight?

Guns aside personal combar

You can easily tell for this fucker to even swing a knife, he has to use his entire torso he looks like he could fuck up a stationary target with 10 minutes freeze time.

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>>691104136
Yeaaah ..... Well .....Ok

Ek sal hom in sy poes skop

>>691104297
's why soldiers aren't usually that massive. It serves no purpose.

>>691104297
Its because he's a body builder anon, it's for show, not meant to be completely useful.

>>691104283
he gonna grab ur legs , break it into piece by piece ,take of ur shoes and , socks , fucking smell ur foot , lick ur toes ,force u to do a footjob or massiv hammer hand will crrush u , u and ur gf tight ass

>>691101890
wat

>>691104297
Tbh he probably finds some day-to-day things fucking difficult as well

>>691101890
now in English please, friendo

>>691098190
Kick to the side of the knee. Timber and watch him need a rope to get up

(＃`Д´)

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>>691104094
careful with that edge

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call my brothers and macke a bbq with his ass

>>691104766
in english ? ok , every body in ur neigborhood fist Ur mom

>>691098190
I always, and i mean always carry a knife, just stab the bastard

>>691103501
you're pathetic

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>>691104911
look , i see faggs , lot of faggs

>>691098190
Pull out my ar15 and fire 5 mags of 30 rounds in under 2 seconds into him because thats how it works

>>691100707
I fucking died

>>691104605
>>691103501
>>691101890
samefag
also fuck off learn to speak English before you post

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>>691105058
like ur mom right now , she feel pathetic but , she continue to take in the ass bro , she a warrior , not like u u fagget

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>>691098190
First of all dude, I would wiggle my way off of his finger then fucking kick him in the throat so he falls at which point I would grab his hand and force it wrist deep into his own anal cavity. Then I would go take a dump because he loosened a turd.

>>691104932
that was your best answer? kek an hero already

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>>691105274
well good fagget , very good ! ur a FUCKING WIZAR MEN !!! INCREDIBLE HOW ??? HOOOOW ?

>>691100322
They probably don't have any weapons that work on him.

>>691105283
don't call me bro you beta piece of shit. where the fuck are you from anyway? don't they teach you English at monkeyland?

>>691105428
>ur
stop with this cringe please

>>691105518
monkeyland ? thats the second name off ur mom pussy how did u know bro?

>>691098190
ask my cousin sanjay wtf hes doing, im not five anymore.

>>691105582
Listen Ur have no power on me ur a fagget and i say UR SSUCKKKK MY BALLS

>>691101708
He only capitalized international talk like a ten year old nigger day. Fucking retard.

>>691105582
and im from !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kentucky bro

>>691105656
my mom's pussy speaks better English than you do, and English is not even my family's first language

I always carry a knife with me, so....

>>691105945
sure you are from Kentucky, newfriendo

>>691101944
Checked.

>>691104911
He could take all of them at the same time.

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>>691106085
bro , i v been here , since 2011 bro !

>>691106012
Edgy

put a big sign on his back since he wont be able to reach it

>>691105860
sorry friendo, I don't speak monkey

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>>691106544
so gfto fagget

>>691099661
What the fuck

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>>691098190
back into it?

Question his actions and record it until he admits it. Sue him for free money.

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>>691098190
You do nut scare me

>>691101524
>>691101708
your quarrel aside, can someone tell me why people write like that? Capitalizing every word?

My Name Is Fuckwittle Thunderfart And I'm A Genuine Retard

why?

>>691098190

cum in my pants.

>>691106256
new fag/

>>691107554
u ? since ?

Yeah 2011 bro , no money to pay network connection , in my propertie

>>691098613
/thread

>>691098190
>stand there in shock
>feel the fear crawl its way up my body
>he smiles flashing his filthy immigrant teeth
>as he laughs and tries to dig in deep i whisper the call
>"make it great again"
>suddenly it happens
>the mud skin freezes
>his face stunned
>his chest and back begin to distend
>a large rectangular mass forms under his skin
>i hear a muffled voice
>"no body builds better walls than me"
>suddenly it happens
>the shitskin bursts in half
>a massive wall exploding out of him
>the great wall flys across da club
>half the people there are killed
>the wall continues to grow
>it spans the southern boarder of the usa
>i hear a bell of liberty toll
>the eagles soar
>and in the rockets red glare he stands atop the wall
>lord trump
>i look over to my gf
>she was crushed by the wall
>for the best
>i bend over and present myself to lord trump
>“My fingers are long and beautiful, as, it has been well documented, are various other parts of my body.”
>he slides into my anus
>as i stand atop the wall with our lord i see mexicans burst into flames all across this great nation
>it truly is great.

>>691098190
Feel safe as he aknowledge I'm not a fag

Shoot him in the dick, each ball, asshole, and leave em to bleed put.