>>691095286
Black knights is youtube tier cringe you faggot

>>691095286

If you can prove that it isn't just space junk then I'll send you 100 bucks. no kidding.

>>691095286
Please /x/ - not even your own board believes that anymore.

>space tarp
>alien satellite
kay

I bet its full of 13,000 year old dildos

>>691095525
/x/ is compromised

full of shills

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>>691095286
I didn't know about that. Thanks, OP.

>>691095286
I thought it was batman

>>691095444
it cant really be space junk we pick up signals from it and it changes its orbital path

>>691095286
>alien satellite near us
>who cares
>never send anything to it
This is why it's bullshit.

>>691095286
not op here but they have made contact with it and its been here for alotlonger than 13000 years. It sent images when the continents where layed out differently.

Theres a teacup on the other side of the moon.

>>691095769
>implying the government would let the peasants know they were in contact with alien life

>>691095626
Shills.. For what? Op I would guess it's a Russian spy satellite unless the signals are alien or the tech is way too different

>>691095890
You can't start rockets into space without people knowing it

>>691095286
congratulations on discovering youtube

>>691095890
I swear go kill yourself, no one believes in your shitposting OP. Sage this please

>>691095725
>we
I've never done that. I don't know anyone who has. Have you?

>>691096008
all im offering is the truth

>>691095814
nigga you lying..moon be made outa cheez.aint no teacup can sit on cheez

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>>691095931
Shills for ... uh... the lizard agenda!
they come in the night, steal your precious bodily fluids and change the settings on your remote.
Also they collude with Hitler and Mickey Mouse in a secret bunker in the Dutch Alps.
They're taking over the boards, they're everywhere man, they steal our dreams at night.

>>691095286


always wondered about this.

>>691095793
where are said images?

>>691095890
hes right you know

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>>691095951
While this is largely true people can't see what you do with a rocket once it's launched or what it drops and where it does.
Remember the north korean rocket launch where they claimed that they launched a sattelite? It may be found, but the international community doesn't know if they can trust whatever they say. Maybe it's something that was tossed into space while packed together with something else by russia or murica and don't want the general public to know about this. Maybe it's just scrap with a little bit of intellegence telling everyone where it is so it can be retrieved. Maybe /x/ is full of shit, or maybe it's aliens.

>>691096055
Nikola Tesla for one

how did they know the name was the black knight

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>>691095626
I'm loving this thread so far. Keep going OP.

>>691096055
and when i say we i mean humans have picked up the signal and there is data to prove it if you look it up.

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>>691096829
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_Knight_satellite
>thought by experts to be of a thermal blanket lost during an EVA mission
IT'S A CONSPIRACY!

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>>691095890

>contact with

>>691096975
It#s written on the side in klingon

>>691095715
Dude, it's your fam.

Call home!

>>691097244
Not OP but you must be retarded if you believe every word of information on a website that can have its content changed by ANYONE to suit the agenda of ANYONE.

Only a true retard wouldn't question what someone tells him.

>>691095286
It was actually made by humans before the great flood wiped out the worldwide civilization which flourished on earth over 5,000 years ago.

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[Youtube] - illuminati sElf-suCk EXPOSED neW world ORDER rePtiles plot Vaccines in crop circle PYRamids YAHWEH REturn to CHRIST 2014

>>691097605
I once farted on a cat,was that legal?

>>691097985
was it your cat?

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>>691097549
The main problem is that prooving bullshit on the internet wrong takes square the amount of spouting bullshit on the internet, so i googled and clicked on the first article. It's the same problem all over again: You can't prove that there's no teapot floating in space, if you still insist there is, it is your job to prove it. So far i've only read "conspiracy theorists have the opinion that lizard aliens planted an anal probe in our stratosphere".

>>691098051
it's my friends and it deserved it it looked at me funny

>>691098082
well said. thats why in most cases when people introduce new information like "a teapot orbiting the earth for 1 million years" you just ask them to provide empirical evidence or you dont believe them, and move on.

>>691098547
where's the evidence of the big bang or black holes?

oh wait you believe that because nasa says they are real

>>691098630
>you believe that because nasa says they are real
You got a better source?

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>>691098202
Unless your friend consented to it, it was indeed a criminal offense of the highest order.

please report to your nearest prison

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>>691098630
Why do you think conspiracy theorists never have any education in the field they conspire about?

>>691095286
So far I just see everyone going on about it and making jokes saying its not real basically. But think about it. What the actual fuck could it be. NASA has blocked images of it from the ISS when it has appeared on screen. So it's expected to be 13,000 years old. So if it is, where did it come from blah blah blah. A lot of speculation. But with how the internet is a lot of info about it could be exaggerated like keemstars channel. But instead of just shit posting can we actually have a proper discussion about this and see what people think rather than >Shills for ... uh... the lizard agenda!
I for one am very interested in it and many other things that are in space that hasn't been looked into very far by the media.

>>691098885
:( iv called the police they're coming to get me good bye /b/ you will be missed

>>691099700
Fuck me I'm so tired I couldn't even green text
>fuckmylife.png

>>691099700
In short:
I believe it's just space debree.

>>691100034
I for one do lean to space debris but I do somewhat speculate on it because of how the government has been going around it. Everything about it can be explained apart from the government being dickheads

I'm not saying its aliens. But its aliens.

>>691100469
I will slap your cock with my cock you big cock.

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>>691100320
Put yourself in nasa's controll centers shoes:
Everything you film must be given to the public 48 hours after you've filmed it. Whatever you film outside of your space station WILL be interpreted as aliens. The more material you produce from the stuff outside the more people will buy into this shit. How do you keep the amount of retards to a minimum? 1. Tell the general public about everything you do. 2. Produce the least amount of material that could somehow be considered aliens. I'd do the same.
If you're intrested in the theme i might just point you to my favourite anime: Planetes.

>>691100791
Don't you hate it when you get into a cock fight with your best friend and your cock just falls off and shrivels into nothingness

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This is the voice of Vrillon, a representative of the Ashtar Galactic Command, and I have a message for the planet Earth.
We are beginning to enter the period of Aquarius and there are many corrections which have to be made by Earth people.
All your weapons of evil must be destroyed. You have only a short time to learn to live together in peace.
You must live in peace... or leave the galaxy.

>>691095286
That's a lost thermal blanket from a shuttle mission you moron.

>>691100915

Yeah I know, but the way they still proceed with anything and don't say shit or contextualize the things filled leads to speculation. If they somewhat contextualized what they filled either stating someone is space debris or broken satellite blah blah blah. If its a lie its better than nothing creating speculation and for some people panic due to phobias and blah blah.

>>691098785
Well that's the problem, isn't it? You claim NASA is a more credible source for saying that Black Holes exist, than a person saying the Black Knight satellite exists. That would be a fair claim IF, and only if, the world was honest about everything. So, naturally, you think that an agency such as NASA has smart people and reputation that they wouldn't need to lie about the existence of things like this satellite, for example. However, why would you assume that an agency can't lie, like any other person, like you or I? Cover-ups exist everywhere, and every credible source you think is credible, may have a few dirty secrets of their own.

As far as I'm concerned, nothing can be relied on, and everything must be questioned.

>>691100987
its a sad time when a mans member turns into a shriveled pickle and im not talking the good kind im talking about store brand taste the deference shit.

>>691101681
Exactly, if there are black wholes there are white wholes, and possibly yellow, we got to have equality here

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>>691101681
Oh fuck off you existencialist piece of shit.
What is more probable:
a) a gigant international organisation with hundrets of potential whistleblowers of several countries keep a huge secret
b) someone on the internet is wrong

>>691102125
But what of that person isn't wrong?

>>691102480
What if there's a teapot circling earth? What's that? I pulled that out of my ass and have 0 proof to back it up? I'm just asking questions!

>>691101313
Fuck off space niggers. We can kill ourselves all we want.

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>>691095286
Lol believing that ANY satellites (even man made) actually exist

How come none of the supposed 15,000+ satellites never show up in NASA photos?

Oh, that's right... Because NASA photos are photoshopped. Because there isn't anything in space orbiting to even take the photos!

You're all idiots.

>>691096182
>Dutch Alps.


>thanks. I spit coffee onto my desk, laptop, and pants.
>I'm at work, in Netherlands, at 18m above sea level.
> "you ok, Jeet?"
>I'm mopping up mess
>"I hiccoughed or hiccupped or something and got coffee down the wrong pipe."
> "It's Friday, take the rest of the day off.
> "You need more oxygen, Take the car instead of the train. (Holiday weekend in UK) (Company car) (holiday in London with GF) (slightly less Muslims) (white English GF in London) (Muslim UK fascist-neighborhood) (have her dress like Chav) (smash some Muslims if they tell her she can't dress for BF) (some cobalt-60 VAT in mutton supply to kebabismillahallahuaiaiailalalala would solve a lot of problems)"
>"Thanks, Boss"
>boss likes curry porn, kek

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>>691102690
its all true.

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bks is neato and all. my favorite is that picture of what appears to be a black orb with a tentacle poking the sun or w/e

>>691103259
Thats the aliens funneling off our suns energy

>>691102690
Right, 'cause the general public can totally go to space, take a chunk of the satellite, come back home and post a picture here for you to ogle at. They can't. So it doesn't come down to not having evidence due to it being a poorly constructed lie, but instead it's not having evidence due to not being to prove it because of technological limitations.

I don't particularly believe in this thing myself, but disproving its existence due to the lack of evidence (due to the limitations, might I add) is a little premature.

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>>691103471

dope. but is that the first and last time that thing is ever shown? too lazy to goggle

>>691103259
Sick image, but if you take enough images of the sun statistically you'll get at least one that looks like aliens. And astronomers loooove sun images

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>>691097179

Pray tell, where is the alleged data?

>>691095286
>Argentinian Space Nazi's third shipment of aluminum/nickel foil thermal wrappings to the moon exploded ~8 seconds into 2nd stage burn.

>13,000 year orbiting at low-earth-orbit altitudes, my foot! You can See the thickness of the atmosphere, this is not a very high orbit. You can see Very little of the curvature of the earth, this is merely an extremely high altitude flight, or suborbital trajectory. It's interstage protective Space foil lining that was blasted out and away from an interstage adapter. Nothing more.

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>>691100915

>Planetes fan

And here I thought I was the only one...

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>>691104980
any other good animes?
It's kind of hard to find somewhat realistic sci-fi ones.
>ghost in the shell
>ergo proxy
>psycho pass

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>>691101313

>If you do not stop killing yourselves, we will have to kill all of you.

We need to build a space wall to keep out all these illegal aliens.

MEGA

>>691103026

>How did international communication and television work for the past sixty years?

>>691101313
>>691105237
Sounds pretty muslim to me

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>>691103056

This comment is so European that it gave me clogs.

>>691105205

A bunch that I like, but as you say, realism and anime don't mix very often.

Black Lagoon
Darker Than Black
Appleseed

Are a couple of good choices.

>>691106655
>Black Lagoon
watched, was enjoyable
>Darker Than Black
currently on, is ok but feels a little too much like one piece with less happy characters
>Appleseed
tried to watch it but stopped when this rabbit-robot turned up