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I'm a "47 year old male from England living in Australia for 6 months". Coincidentally I look like 34 year old super model David Gandy
Dubs decide how I reply
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Show me your peasant tits.
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Pic related
It's me
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It is great visiting the kangaroo nation of aboriginal fuck heads.
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So, what is UP with Vegemite sandwiches ? :DDDD
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>>691086052
Coincidentally you a fag
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Wanna do the Australian kiss?
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Can't remember the last time I had such a good time down under

Something to that effect I'm back with pickup lines
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>>691086724
Good try
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Tits, m'lady
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DO YOU COME FROM A LAND DOWN UNDER
WHERE WOMEN GLOW AND MEN PLUNDER?
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Wanna hang out some time? include the pic.
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Well I really like the weather, obviously, but I have been a little lonely since I got here - is there something about us english that tells you australians not to hang out with us?
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>>691087111
Ah shit.
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>>691087111
You can't include pics you fucking waste of dubs
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>>691087075
rolling for this
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>>691087111
It's tinder, can't send pics.

Shame, Trips would've confirmed it.
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>>691087177
This will do
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>>691087177
>>691087188
you both wasted dubs aswell
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>>691087240
Fuck me I did not know that.
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>>691087256

Give us her pics?
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>>691087256
Next reply.

So, how do you solve a problem like Maria? Donkey Punch Her.
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hey did u kno steve irwin personaly?
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I'll get a few going
And to speed things up 5 or 8 decides for this one
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>>691087347
Rolling for this one.
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I want to shove my big, red, throbbing cock down your throat and I won't get it out till I fill you up with my hot cum.
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Depends how mild you are
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>>691087384
yeah, but how do I sleep when my bed is burning?
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I'm not a robot
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Yesterday I got raped in the ass by a Koala bear.
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I bet they both traps
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Do you know anyone who sells acid for a reasonable price?
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>>691087384
have you ever seen a real drop bear m8?
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>>691086576
Kek
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>>691086576
rolling for this
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How deep you take
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>>691087758
winrar
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>>691087758
Waiting on the reply
She's 5'11 enjoys travelling and the outdoors if that helps
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I'm doing auto fellatio in from of a family of six right now.
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50 year old women take a while to respond so I'll get more going
1 and 3 decide
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>>691088123
I'm doing auto fellatio in front of a family of six right now
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>>691088153
Not as much as I'm enjoying the sight of you love
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>>691087188
Apparently you can't count because >>691087111 is trips.
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Hitler did nothing wrong
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Ive seen better heads on prawns
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>>691088224
Roll
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>>691088192
Rolling for this
Semi believable but still stupid is funnier than hahaha anal rape XDDDD with no reply
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>>691088170
You can just reroll
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>>691088192
re-roll
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>>691088153
Hey, Do you have a daughter? Would you both like a threesome?
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>>691088410
I know but the first one had a typo
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>>691088057
Don't change it op you faggot
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>>691088440
This!
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>>691088192
rollan
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>>691088153
It's flat and boring, just like your tits
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>>691088528
Roll
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>>691088528
Kek this
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>>691088528
roll
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Rollin for dubs
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>>691088192
Roll
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>>691088638
Dubarinos
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>>691087676
roll
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>>691088656
Re roll
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Ass.
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>>691088528
Rollarino
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Ahoy! love, wanna go t' me place and bang like thar be no tomorrow?
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>>691088192
>>691088711
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>>691088153
I haven't found any gud pussy yet so pretty shit
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>>691088153
Hey, are the girl here shaved ? I mean you know, the Bush
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>>691088829
Go the maroons!!!
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On a scale of 1 to 8, how good are you at blow jobs?
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>>691088192
Ha gayyy
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>>691088528

I normally ignore these threads, but that answer is awesome. Rolling for that.
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>>691088829
"Are you busty my dear?"
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>>691088829
Also, there's too many niggers.
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my dick hurts
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Just Rollin for quads
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>>691088960
roll
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I bet you'd enjoy being tied down, my cock in your mouth. Sorry, I have a disease, when I look at you. My penis gets erect and I think of things I'd do to you/
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>>691088528
rollll
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>>691089047
Trips ?
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Fuck me they suck at replying. Sorry lads
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>>691089078
Rolling for you
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>>691089078
Roll
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>>691089078
Rollerino
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>>691089078
dubs get!
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>>691089188
winrar
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"Why are all Australian women freaked out my circumcised penises? That's why I left England!"
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>>691088869
Trips get
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>>691089078
WINRAR
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When there is no dubs i have to kill myself
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>>691088829
I want to put a baby in your huge vagina
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>>691089388

You're safe, m8.
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>>691087676
rolling
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>>691089310
That aint trips bruh
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>>691089388
kek
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Look at these dubs
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