I'm a "47 year old male from England living in Australia for 6 months". Coincidentally I look like 34 year old super model David Gandy
Dubs decide how I reply
Show me your peasant tits.
Pic related
It's me
It is great visiting the kangaroo nation of aboriginal fuck heads.
So, what is UP with Vegemite sandwiches ? :DDDD
>>691086052
Coincidentally you a fag
Wanna do the Australian kiss?
Can't remember the last time I had such a good time down under
Something to that effect I'm back with pickup lines
>>691086724
Good try
Tits, m'lady
DO YOU COME FROM A LAND DOWN UNDER
WHERE WOMEN GLOW AND MEN PLUNDER?
Wanna hang out some time? include the pic.
Well I really like the weather, obviously, but I have been a little lonely since I got here - is there something about us english that tells you australians not to hang out with us?
>>691087111
Ah shit.
>>691087111
You can't include pics you fucking waste of dubs
>>691087075
rolling for this
>>691087111
It's tinder, can't send pics.
Shame, Trips would've confirmed it.
>>691087177
This will do
>>691087177
>>691087188
you both wasted dubs aswell
>>691087240
Fuck me I did not know that.
>>691087256
Give us her pics?
>>691087256
Next reply.
So, how do you solve a problem like Maria? Donkey Punch Her.
hey did u kno steve irwin personaly?
I'll get a few going
And to speed things up 5 or 8 decides for this one
>>691087347
Rolling for this one.
I want to shove my big, red, throbbing cock down your throat and I won't get it out till I fill you up with my hot cum.
Depends how mild you are
>>691087384
yeah, but how do I sleep when my bed is burning?
I'm not a robot
Yesterday I got raped in the ass by a Koala bear.
I bet they both traps
Do you know anyone who sells acid for a reasonable price?
>>691087384
have you ever seen a real drop bear m8?
>>691086576
Kek
>>691086576
rolling for this
How deep you take
>>691087758
winrar
>>691087758
Waiting on the reply
She's 5'11 enjoys travelling and the outdoors if that helps
I'm doing auto fellatio in from of a family of six right now.
50 year old women take a while to respond so I'll get more going
1 and 3 decide
>>691088123
I'm doing auto fellatio in front of a family of six right now
>>691088153
Not as much as I'm enjoying the sight of you love
>>691087188
Apparently you can't count because >>691087111 is trips.
Hitler did nothing wrong
Ive seen better heads on prawns
>>691088224
Roll
>>691088192
Rolling for this
Semi believable but still stupid is funnier than hahaha anal rape XDDDD with no reply
>>691088170
You can just reroll
>>691088192
re-roll
>>691088153
Hey, Do you have a daughter? Would you both like a threesome?
>>691088410
I know but the first one had a typo
>>691088057
Don't change it op you faggot
>>691088440
This!
>>691088192
rollan
>>691088153
It's flat and boring, just like your tits
>>691088528
Roll
>>691088528
Kek this
>>691088528
roll
Rollin for dubs
>>691088192
Roll
>>691088638
Dubarinos
>>691087676
roll
>>691088656
Re roll
Ass.
>>691088528
Rollarino
Ahoy! love, wanna go t' me place and bang like thar be no tomorrow?
>>691088153
I haven't found any gud pussy yet so pretty shit
>>691088153
Hey, are the girl here shaved ? I mean you know, the Bush
>>691088829
Go the maroons!!!
On a scale of 1 to 8, how good are you at blow jobs?
>>691088192
Ha gayyy
>>691088528
I normally ignore these threads, but that answer is awesome. Rolling for that.
>>691088829
"Are you busty my dear?"
>>691088829
Also, there's too many niggers.
my dick hurts
Just Rollin for quads
>>691088960
roll
I bet you'd enjoy being tied down, my cock in your mouth. Sorry, I have a disease, when I look at you. My penis gets erect and I think of things I'd do to you/
>>691088528
rollll
>>691089047
Trips ?
Fuck me they suck at replying. Sorry lads
>>691089078
Rolling for you
>>691089078
Roll
>>691089078
Rollerino
>>691089078
dubs get!
>>691089188
winrar
"Why are all Australian women freaked out my circumcised penises? That's why I left England!"
>>691088869
Trips get
>>691089078
WINRAR
When there is no dubs i have to kill myself
>>691088829
I want to put a baby in your huge vagina
>>691089388
You're safe, m8.
>>691087676
rolling
>>691089310
That aint trips bruh
>>691089388
kek
Look at these dubs