We vaguely explain a game
>You are a angry guy
>Kill gods
>Somehow kill your family
>Even more pissed of
>I am not following the fucking plot anymore
>>691082802
God of War, at least try to make it challenging
>>691083009
You try
lil furball with the robot and wrench
>>691083148
Ratchet and clank
Weird looking dead guys ruin your day, try to fix a ship but everything goes wrong.
>>691083148
Ratchet and clank.
Your an everyman just killing armies of people just for the recognition and cash. But u never get almost any of the cash.
>>691083339
Walking dead season one ?
Scarred guy who doesn't even know who he is anymore looks for revenge
>>691083339
Dead space 1?
>4 buddies save the universe
>beaver
>nerd
>cleaning utensil
>ghast
>>691083482
That one Nolan north military Game whose name i can't recall at the moment
build stuff on planet
make ships to colonize new planet
kill every alien to win
>>691083377
Pokemon mystery dungeon
>>691083482
Witcher 3, right?
Prisoner with unknown and great powers saves the world
>compete in sadistic and brutal races for trophys, cars, and slaves
>>691082802
Floaty space arm
It was dead space 1.
>>691083631
Nope
>>691083618
Nope. Not even close Hint it isn't a Nintendo game.
>>691083667
Skyrim
>guy with spirit that fights
>They fight against a guy who can stop time
>The guy wins with the power of bullshit
>>691083667
Skyrim?
>>691083736
Neat
>spawn
>die over and over to other players
>eventually get lucky enough to fight off other players
>force other players to eat hand sanitizer
>die of dehydration
>repeat
>>691083668
Twisted metal?
>>691082802
>Dragons
>Mammoth cheese
>>691083745
Jojo, what ever the fuck the game is called.
Skyrim?
>go outside for once
>beat up punks, zombies and robots
>beat up guys dressed as robots
>go to space
>come back because it's shit
>fix big water pump
>>691083813
DayZ
>>691083600
Nope
Hint: nukes
>>691083897
well fuck that was a little too easy, probably shouldn't have mentioned hand sanitizer but it's just so delicious according to my victims.
Oblivion
>Play as a thing that can swallow everything
>Fight against a fat weird thing
>>691083668
Mario Kart
There's a giant robot, sometimes a nuclear tank and you're a kind of spy which tries to destroy it. Sometimes the spy got charisma, sometimes he's just gay and edgy
>>691083960
Kirby
>>691083960
Kirby
Kirby
>>691083603
Stellaris?
>>691083925
Oh fallout new Vegas
buy milk and piss on people
>Save the day
>Hump a ps3
Pissed off elf teams up with pissed up human to fuck Sauron shit up
>play realism hard mode
>"TANK!"
>one thrown rock kills everyone
>>691083884
Fallout 3
Too easy.
>film crew in a spooky house
>hit ghosts with improvised weapons, including a pitchfork
>take time to vacuum the wall art in the midst of being mercilessly haunted
It's like gears of war, but with dead people.
>>691083977
Metal gear solid 1through 4
>>691084107
tf2 or postal 2
>>691084090
Noooo
>>691084147
Shadow of Mordor
>>691084148
l4d2
>>691083603
stellaris
>>691084147
Wow so vague
>>691084110
come on guys cant you guess this
>>691084238
tf2? yes postal 2 is correct
>>691084255
yup
>suddenly, aliens
>send four people in to sort it out
>one dies
>one has a panic attack
>one misses with an assault rifle at point-blank range
>one is an Israeli with an American accent
>>691084292
99% sure it isn't GTA V so no
You're a nigger cleaning up an apartment in some third world country because reasons.
>>691083884
Fallout 3
>>691084292
Sonichu Adventures
>>691084336
xcom
>>691084189
CORRECT
A well-known hunter-mercenary will at last be granted the rescoures he need to find the woman he barley remembers, but as the king is assassinated, he is instead plunged into a conspiracy of political intrigue, race wars and deception that will change the future of many kingdoms.
>>691084336
Mario bros 2
>Be a perceptive asshole who can't manscape
>Roommate is a filthy pig
>Everyone hates you no matter what you do
>Crapsack world
>Crush on a career woman
>Choices that don't affect the games ending at all
>Whatthefuckisthat.exe
>Get trolled hard at the end
>Play as a rollerskating guy
>Spray everything
>Dumbest contest ever made
>691083148
>Your an everyman just killing armies of people just for the recognition and cash. But u never get almost any of the cash.
No one has answered yet so here's another hint. Main character's name is not actually his name.
>>691082802
god of war
>>691084161
>>691084345
Correct!
>>691084240
Last hint: You used to have a dope ass base
Come on stop being tards
>>691084439
The Wolf Among Us
>>691084388
no
Hint: You kick an explosive out of a train
>>691084336
Xcom
Get out of your car, contract malaria, shoot black people.
>Wake up with no memory
>Fat fuck gives you shit to do
>Enemies include angry russians and spooky shit
time travelling mute kid with groin asphyxiation uses a chunk of steel to kill a ginger
>>691084410
Got it
>>691084515
Damn, wasn't vague enough
ImageThread my dudes
>you're a bartender
>wake up in high tech room with old guy and a woman
>old guy is a dick
>makes you dream about the past
>woman breaks you out just to have you do the same shit all over again
>>691084650
assassin's creed 1
>>691084650
AssCreed
>>691084498
Omg I'm a fucking retard. Metal gear solid V: The Phantom Pain
>>691084462
A bad clash of clans player
>>691084536
Stalker
Come home early, girlfriend gets stabbed, kill everyone.
>>691084771
Lol but no
>>691084769
Finally
>>691084815
Crab Nicholson Extreme Sleepover
>build shit
>that's about it
>>691084904
minecraft
>>691084889
I even guessed the other metal gear one and couldn't guess this one.
>>691084904
well that could be so many things!
minecraft? sim city? fallout 4? Roblox?
>earn money to buy weapons
>run to either of two letters
>place device
>wait for device to explode
>with people all telling you different things in a variety of languages.
>escape prison
>emperor dies
>go to other dimension
>save emperor's son
>rek cult
>emperor Jr. = dragon
>>691084167
Hint:
>you watch a guy's face melt off in colorful 8-bit graphics
>>691084534
Far Cry 2?
>>691085050
cs:go
>691082802
>691083148
>Your an everyman just killing armies of people just for the recognition and cash. But u never get almost any of the cash.
Last hint and it'll probably be guessed with this one. Playstation exclusive
Oblivion
>>691083377
mount and blade?
>>691084462
Hittman?
>>691085090
I thought of Luigi's Mansion but it's probably not that
>>691085050
Csgo
>>691084445
Jet Set Radio
>>691084815
Maximum Payne man?
>>691085082
Oblivion
>>691085126
That game starring Nathan Drake
That one was far cry 2
If anyone gets this game you are a legend
>set in future
>made by ubisoft (when they made good games)
>released on orignal xbox
>sponsored by rockstar energy drink
>two teams fight to throw a disc through circles while beating the shit out of each other
>can either win by scoring more or by killing the opposition
>seacats and blitzers
>log in
>log out because you remember the game is still shit
>>691085126
Mercenary
>>691085221
Anon's life simulator
>>691085217
alright that's gotta be deathrow
You are the spawn of what you get when angels and demons get together and you need to save the world.
>be a kid
>turban.jpg
>12yearsaslave
>escape
>fuck bitches
>we wuz kangz
>go to hell and fight the final boss
>>691085221
League of faggots(legends)
>>691085270
That's for PC too
>>691085221
WoW
Emperors son one is oblivion
>>691085221
Division?
>>691085209
Uncharted that was it
>>691085180
Good guess but no dice.
Last hint:
>JRPG that inspired Resident Evil
>>691083667
Oblivion
Get guns, go to Hell.
Hell's full of spare guns for some reason.
>>691085315
Diablo
>>691085401
Fucking finally
>>691082802
>Be part of squad
>Think you're killing bad guys
>Turns out you've been assassinating innocent people
>Get angry
>go rogue
>"Kill your dick"
>Job in security
>employer dies
>go to jail
>spooky powers
>sick people
you and your squad kill robots and big ass insects
>come home
>deliver letter to waifu
>waifu dies to edgelord
>edgelord kidnaps loli
>framed.exe
>kill/strangle people to save loli
>befriend sailor dude
>>691084815
Hotline Miami?
League of legends with gods and graphics
>>691085305
Winwar. I need to make this harder next time
>>691085464
Doom?
You kill your rival's rat
>>691085467
Jep
>>691085464
Doom or saints row gate out of hell
>>691085478
Trouble in Terrorist Town, or The Division.
>>691082802
>Mysterious Killings
>People appear on TV
>You jump in TV like a retard
>Try save people and find killer
EZ Mode
Dishonored
>>691083482
Fallout 4?
>Be little kid
>Weirdo basement dwelling scientist dad
>Dead people
>Spend 3 hours trying to solve one puzzle
>Bald Navi being a stalker
>Dad dies at the end
>I was the monster the whole time
>>691085546
I'm pretty sure I'm the only fucker here who remembers that game other than you anyhow so it was plenty hard, good game though tbh
>>691085568
It neither
>>691085445
No it's Skyrim
>>691085549
It is.
Fucking hard to vaguely describe a game that's just "kill shit in Hell"
>>691085556
Pokemon, gen 1
>>691085625
Fallout 3?
>Buying gf 1k
>>691085578
Dihonnored
>>691085487
Dishonored
>>691085544
Smite
>>691083339
cryostasis?
>>691085656
Win
>Small insect boi as helper
>art
>Peaches
>IRL lore
Good luck
>>691085657
Nah fam, try again
>>691085658
Run Escape
nobody's getting this one unless they remember the memes
>mario kart but with characters from a comic strip
>>691085602
MGSV and already solved
>>691083482
Spec ops: the line?
>>691085511
Also dishonored
>>691083667
Dark Souls 1
>>691083667
Dark souls?
>Be in mystic jungle ass overworld
>Robots claiming to be pirates invade and capture said world
>Everyone out of nothing puts their hope on you for some reason as you traverse bullshit places related to fire/ice/water
Need hint? Would become too easy tho
>oh! A conveniently placed phosphorus cannon that will clear up any enemy opposition ahead! Sweet!
>wait
>NO NO NO NO NO
>>691085745
Shit, how'd you know? Did fucking gnome child tell you? I'm gonna go that little bastard
>>691085820
Spec Ops: The Line?
>virus
>gets stuck with old army dude, nigger, and redneck
>is grill
>>691085885
Left 4 Dead
>>691085883
Too easy?
>>691083977
you got that right
>>691085885
L4d
>be a baddass
>small robot won't shut up
>White
>European
>British
>Killing dirty natives by the click of a button
>live
>die
>repeat
>>691085918
Yep, most memorable scene
>>691085814
Rayman 2
>>691084540
nobody know it?
>>691085867
I been banging Jack Turpentine's mom since like the 6th grade.
>>691085707
Amaterasu
>>691085953
Cant be portal 2 right..?
>>691085963
dark souls
>Arrive in Town
>Guy with shield and sword wants to kill you
>shoot him in the head
>merchant arrives
>get 5 men
>Beat up time inside City
>become a king in the course of the next few months
>Wake up
>Fucking werewolves and townsfolk trying to murder you
>Proceed further and realize shit is a lot more fucked up
>Dreamworlds
>Turn into a space slug at the end
>>691086009
fuck u got it
>>691085885
Spec Ops: The Line?
>>691085814
I'm just interested as to what this game you're describing actually is. Someone guess it pls
>>691085953
Halo 3?
>>691086044
mount & blade
>>691085963
Dank Seals
Or Cawadoodie
>>691085987
Bingo
>>691085953
borderlands
>>691085963
Edge of tomorrow darksouls edition
>>691085959
life
>read the filename
Be at a party. Drop empty can of soda. Someone sees it.
FUCKING STATE OF EMERGENCY DECLARED.
you are a guy who doesn't like getting messages on his answering machine
>>691086047
Bloodborne, space slug gave it away
>>691086163
calvin klein
>>691086196
Hotline Miami
>>691085495
I guess no one knows this one
>>691086163
fuck you
>>691086196
Arkham City
>>691086066
Rayman 2.
I could just have said you are a limbless vegetable fuck with a friend to compare said qualities, only as brains.
Also you are ranged for some reason.
>>691085495
EDF
>>691086246
I thought I made it harder
>>691085707
okami
>is hipster
>is friends with even hipstery hipster
>time travel
>euthanize said hipster friend
>takes photo
>>691085495
earth defence force?
>>691086312
Nope
>>691085495
Lost planet
>>691082802
>you walk around alot sometimes talking to people
>buying things is a bitch and its constant grindfest
>everytime the programming makes you aware of things you die and start over
>the game pisses you off alot and you'll probably never win it, only a few autists have
>>691084167
I've posted this in a couple threads and no one ever gets it. Sweet home for NES
>ayy lmao
>DNA
>probing
>50s
>mindcontrol