>>691078643

lmao fucking creep

>>691078780
Same.

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>>691078643
Hope your family isnt rich because you are sure as fuck getting disowned

>>691078940
We're poor as fuck mate.

God dammit my mind is racing right now

How old is your cousin? If underage then prepare to get your life ended

>>691079390
She's 18.

We're both legal just shit man.

I'm paranoid af right now.

My family is all I got apart from 4 equally autistic friends of mine

You must an hero OP it is the only way. But seriously your best bet is to try to see if your friend has any drugs so you can pretend you were high or something like that. Idk man ur pretty fucked. You can maybe try telling her you friend wanted you to get a pussy pic for him? Idk man you REALLY fucked up.

>>691079540
You're fucked, assuming you care about the relationships with your family.
Your only hope is to beg she doesn't tell anyone else. Get ready to grovel, cry, and/or pay her off.

>>691079720
Same guy who posted this here, gonna try to think of some shit. Look for beer cans of you have them, dump me and pass out on the couch surrounded with a bunch. Act like you were drunk when it happened. Just an idea. I'll keep thinking bro, just try to stay cool. Worst case scenario you fuckin disappear

>>691079540
She was probably awake before you thought she was. She knows...

You guys are all fucking stupid. OP stick to your story and say you wanted your fucking bed back because you were tired. It's her fucking problem she was naked in YOUR bed.

>>691080051
Read that first part wrong. Still just stick to your story and say you were having trouble sleeping and wanted something from her (a notebook, a cup of hot cocoa).

>>691079936
Same dude again here. Leave a note saying "was high, I'm so fucking sorry". With money ( maybe). Go drive somewhere else.
But some drugs ( if you already know a dealer). If done right she MIGHT buy it. Will keep coming up with ideas.

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>>691079720
I don't think she knows what I was doing.

That and she's known to lie A LOT in the family.

Like she dated both of my friends and her excuse for breaking up with them is "Oh they cheated on me"

And everybody rolled their eyes upon hearing this. So maybe I can play it off as she's lying?
I'm the most liked in my family for helping around whenever possible so that helps I guess.

>>691079936
I can disappear if necessary, I have a friend in Indiana who can help if absolutely necessary.

>>691080014
God dammit this isn't helping

>>691080051
I went into her room mate, I think I said I did anyway.

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>>691080051
THIS!

She even told you she sleeps naked!
So where is the Problem. Stand your man and go to Bed ,too!
Its YOURS!
YOUR Territory !

>>691080051
>I want my bed back
>let me roll up your covers from the bottom without waking you up

nothing suspicious here, move along

>>691080189
I can try this.

>>691080194
I'm the last person that everyone expects to do drugs. So this is out.

>>691080222
okay in that case, well fuck it, take her room and scream
>>THIS IS MY TERRITORY NOW, BITCH!

>>691078643

Um so what the fuck were you exactly planning to do you fucking downie?

You seriously seen too many "X IS SLEEPING XX ROLLS SAYS WHAT I DO" threads. Fucking idiot.

>>691080194
Same dude here. If she's been know to lie, then fuck man you might be good. Don't act nervous, don't act like ANYTHING ever happened, tommorow simply act as though you normally would. If she says anything about it say you were trying to get your bed back and you were gonna move her to the couch ( only say this if you made physical contact). Good luck op. And please next time you're horny just watch porn instead of molesting your cousin.

>>691080490
This, seriously. Most people will wake up to stuff like that.

>you have to wait till they're drunk at least

let rolls decide for you what you should do next

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>>691080387
Kek. Thanks for trying to help though.

Like I said I want to try to spin it as "She's lying" because everyone already expects her to.
She's lied about some pretty severe stuff in the past for attention such as rape, and another time where she said I taught her how to masturbate when we were younger, which obviously everyone didn't believe.

>>691080490
Shit dude I don't know, I'm sleep deprived as fuck and I was full dick brain mode.

>>691080580
That was my plan from the get go to be honest.

I didn't even touch her at all, I was just trying to sneak a peak because dick brain mode was in full function.

>>691080747
If any of you get's fucking septs I'll an hero. How's that for a "roll for what I do next?"

>>691079037
You've got a friend in Indiana... but you use the word mate... ??

Smelling bullshit.

If they question you, say a kid in [Insert console] said he would give you 200$ to take a pic of cousin with a smile face drawn on her.
Say you were about to draw it.

This story is believable, still embarrasses you, makes family think you value money over family. Makes since since you poor. At least they will think you do stupid shit for money, rather than an incest weirdo to them.

>>691080826
If she's lied about Rape then you're fucking good fam. Just stick to your story and everything will be fine.

>>691080978
It's a mannerism I developed for no reason.

I think you may be reading in a bit to far.

>>691081044
I fucking hope so.

>>691081010
My family isn't stupid. Just poor.

They'll smell bullshit from a mile away if I even try to bring that up

Id tell her coldblooded
"Just wanted to know if the rumors are true and you really sleep naked, you fucking werido"

>>691080826

No fucking way dude. I have insomnia like a mother fucker and I do heroin.

I never fucking sleep yet I am not raping my fucking roommates daughters.

You got issues man.

Like I am not understanding what exactly were you doing. Just trying to peak or what man?

That's fucking weird my dude.

You know there's like dozens of pictures of vaginas on the Internet right? You dumb fuck. At least post a fb pic of her for context.

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>>691081363
I was more curious than anything to be honest.

Like I said she makes it a thing to say she sleeps without any underwear.

And
>I do heroin
Well I fucking don't so maybe that's something in the equation?

Regardless I'm sleep deprived and my mind wasn't in the right place.

>>691081520
I'm not posting a picture of her. I'm not that stupid

>>691081520

OP don't do this.

You're obviously retarded so I am trying to stop you ahead of time.

>>691081645
Mother fucker I beat you to it.

>>691081605

Even when I was sober I did not try to molest my family members when the visited.

Worried about you anon, you should see a therapist.

>>691081645
Any picture. I just want to know if the future years of awkward family gatherings are worth it. Is she even remotely attractive?

does she at least look good?

>>691081928
She's a 7/10

Not bad looking, but alright looking.

>>691081868
No.

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boring thread
stupid op, cant do anything right!

>>691078643
Take some time off here, shits warped your brain clearly

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>>691081332
rolling for this. don't even bring it up if it isn't brought up to you first, but if she does, just shrug it off and fake alpha till you make it.

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>>691082774
She's awake now.

She's also on the phone

PANIC MODE INITIATE

>>691083693
Do this >>691082774

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>>691083693
keep it cool bro, you'll be alright. act indifferent. toss an insult if you got any. if you act uncool about it, all hope is lost. they will know.

>>691084619
I will.

I'm just trying to relax mate.

>>691084735
I'l try to keep a cool head.
My Mother has confronted me about her shit before because she trusts me.

Let's hope this goes smoothly

Who the fuck doesn't go on their phones as soon as they wake up? You're honestly over reacting fam. Just keep it cool.

>>691084844
I am, I eaves dropped for a good minute.

She isn't bringing up anything about the encounter.

She was talking about some guy from a band?

Either 1.
She has forgotten or doesn't know what I was doing

Or 2.
She's waiting until her dad get's back from work.

I pray to fuck it isn't 2.

>>691078643
Admit ur faggotry, leave ur family and life behind and live happily with hobos

>>691078643
Im sitting on my toilet right now, pooping. It's sorta difficult. Yesterday, i used my double bullet vibrator to masturbate. I put one in my ass. I dropped the other into a dirty white sock then pulled it onto my hand. Proceeded to fap with the sock covered vibrator hand until i shot cum all over my stomach. Then i took a nap. Theres almost always a pile of dirty, cummed on girl socks beside my bed. Now i have to quit typing so i can wipe my ass.

>>691078643
OP, you really REALLY fucked up.

>>691078643
Lmao she didn't scream or shout. Just apologize tomorrow, it's not like she' remember.

You're still a fucking shitty creep, see a psychologist and get a life shithead.

>>691085068
Same.

>>691085089
I know.

>>691085194
It was (Hopefully) a one time thing. Plus sleep depravity + horny = Some weird shit usually.

>>691085194
/thread

Trust me, she probably didn't realize what the fuck you were doing. She was half asleep by the sounds of it. Even so you never actually did anything besides pull on her blanket and fucked with her hair. It's your word against hers.

>>691085271
Mate couldn't you just masturbate or something? No, you had to fuck your cousin, fucks sake. Try to just be honest and apologize. You will be through some hard time, but it will eventually fade off and everything will be okay, depends how she reacts.

>>691085433
+ Some curiosity if she actually did sleep without underwear.

Like I said she kinda' makes it a point to mention that for one reason or another.

I didn't try to fuck her, just tried to sneak a peak.
Either way it's bad, but not as bad as you are making it seem

>>691085271
And it's possible that she didn't realize shit.

>>691085517
That's what it's sounding like.

See post
>>691085031

>>691085515
Yeah, it's possible she didn't realize it, but still if she asks you, try to be honest and try to apologize.

>>691085515
It's not that bad, lmao. You'll be fine, you're worked up over nothing honestly.

But in retrospect shit is kinda weird. Probably take a break from 4chan, creepy fuck.

>>691086058
Do this. Don't visit 4chan for a while.

Your personality is changed by people you hang out with a lot.

If you can't stop the bad sides of that, don't go here for a while.

Dude, relax. This isn't hat big of a deal. Tell her you we're looking for something. Tv remote, ect. You had it earlier and couldn't find it, and you were looking if it was in there.

For the rest of you, you all are fucking virgin autists with your fucking horrible advice.

>>691078643
TL,DR this shit never happened and you are a gigantic faggot

>>691086514
Your post made me think why am I visiting /b/ so much and I'm not even an adult.
>fuck

>>691086514
That's even worse lmao. It's obvious if he panics about this he can't lie for shit either.

He just shouldn't say anything or if she brings anything up just be indifferent and act like you can't remember.

>>691086873
>not even an adult

Enjoy being b&

>>691087941
You wouldn't believe how many times I heard that.

>>691080978
I live in Mississippi and have started saying M8 regularly bcuz intrawebz