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>>691068430
not today budo

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>>691068590
Reply to this post or immunity cat is useless. Plus, I'll split your dick if you don't.

>>691069265
I just reported you for that, have fun in the pokey, faggot

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>>691069564
I already split my dick, better luck next time, niggerito

>>691068430
no u

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>>691070068
Well then, if you don't reply to this post I'll split your balls, and then jangle weights of ya dangles.

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>>691070435
I already cut my balls off, better luck next time, cuntfuck #trans

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>>691070787
Hmmm. Reply to this post or I'll add your fogine to my collection of real vageens.

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>>691070998
Too late, i'm killing myself rn, better luck next time, nig nog

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>>691071487
Not replying to this post you have to live stream it.
Replying to this post will get you convicted of necrophilia with photographic proof.

>>691071899
Late again, i'm already going to prison for life without parole, better luck next time, porch monkey

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>>691072178
Reply to this post or you drop the soap.

>>691072712
It's always been my dream to get butt fucked, maybe next time, CoD Ghosts

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>>691073071
Reply to this post or your RDR will drop below .60

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>>691068430

>>691073219
KDR*

>>691068430
Fuck

>>691072712
FUCKING

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>>691069564

>>691073219
haha jokes on you it's .59 rn, better luck next time, dat boi

>>691068300
Ack Ack!

>>691068430
Fuck.

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>>691073682
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>>691071899
Webm?

>>691070435
Wow that's the strangest thing I've seen on this site all week

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>>691074101
>I just got here this week.

>>691073986
i do want to die... Lol better luck next time, rare peepee

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>>691074540
Snacks is gone.

>>691068430
replying

>>691074695
haha jokes on you, I already ate so I don't need any snacks

>>691069564
>>691070068
>>691070435
o lordy

>>691068430
k

>>691073219
Seizure the day

>>691073858
Bye, for now!

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>>691075027
It seems we have come to an impasse.
If you knew what was good for you you'd stop replying.
However not replying is an admission of defeat.
But replying acknowledges you are going to your local police station and giving then a free calendar featuring a sexually abused underage girl for every month of the year.

>>691068430
You are a retard. In fact, your parents are retards. Even their parents are retards. In fact, you entire family dating back to the time of the dinosaurs are fucking retards. Let me elaborate. Your parents are definitely down syndrome mongoloid pieces of shit that never should have bred. Because, Y'know, Down Syndrome plus Down Syndrome, it doesn't equal two down syndromes, it's Down syndrome squared. So now, you are your parent's retardation multiplied. But the thing is, their parents were retards, and so on. So you're up to the eighth power of fucking down syndrome already! I'm surprised your heart even remembers to beat, you fucking idiot. I bet you have a walnut-shaped brain in your hip that's like: "GOT TO MOVE THE LEGS WHEN WE WALK! UGH UGH UGH! GOING TO DA REFRIGERATOR FOR DA APPLESAUCE! I LOVE DA APPLESAUCE". I bet your family tree is just sixteen stacked up exponentially increasing mongoloid fucking ape-men fucking each other, and one day accidentally sticking it into a women and then exploding. I bet that in the hospital when you were born, you came out gagging on your mother's juices, crying like a retard. The doctor was crying as well, just because he had to touch your disgusting, shit covered body. You wanna know why it was shit covered? Partly because your mom shit on you, and partly because your foot was made of shit. Do you have one foot? It's probably because your shit-made leg fucking fell off at the age of six months or something, and your doctor told your retarded parents that it was normal. Go fuck yourself, you fucking piece of shit. If you died, not even your parents would care, because they would be too retarded to notice.

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Tumblr ad on /b/

https://youtu.be/L5V4Cbab4Xo

>>691074695
This isn't a feels thread fgt

>>691075650
>tumblr ad on /b/
>google play.
>/B/
You downloaded an 4chan app didn't you.
YOU'RE A HUGE FUCKING FAGGOT.

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>>691075650

>>691075523
Yes I do do that, I actually take the little girl that i kidnapped with me when i take it, better luck next time, pussy faggot fuckboi retard

>>691068430
muck m8

>>691068430
literally only came here because i was looking for this pic and i find it instantly, thanks anon

>>691075650
get a better app then. overchan's fine

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>>691075946

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>>691068300
>>691068430
>>691068590
why are image.jpgs so often cancer?

>>691068430
i luv my mommy

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>>691076583
G Bill, I wonder why.

>>691068430
Zimbabwe!

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>>691076583

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>>691077246
Zooming in on a .jpg past its natural res doesn't count, just further proves how fucking dumb mobile users are.
Often I see what were .jpg's screenshoted from a mobile into a .png of 2.? MB! of 2kres
All because you dumb asses cant figure out how to save a picture to your fucking phone.

And 4chan wonders why desu happens.
I bet if I gave a lengthy description as to why mobile users are the cancer killing 4chan you'd just reply with one to several words to the effect of "newfag" because you are incapable of having any real in-depth discussion on the matter.
If you cannot read within the time it takes you to scroll over it then it's no concern of yours.
Any form of discussion that we could of had on the matter is immediately nullified by the amount of effort and concentration required to type a suitable response back.
I'm willing to bet you don't even understand why the image being added was critical to the joke?
I'm also sure you are the type to reply kek in ylyl threads as well, and call other that use anything else a "newfag"for not following a social construct only enforced by other 14 year olds like yourself using phone to access 4chan because mummy and daddy would not approve.
Theirs no way in hell you'd be allowed on this site.
I also assume you un-ironically use edgey on posts that are clearly intended to be humorousness?
Another majoure downfall mobile users have to bring, is that they rarely contribute an image to the discussion, and when they do it's one the saved from here.
Just another reposting le-meme loveing sheep.
I challenge you sir, to reply adequately defending your right to access 4chan via a mobile device.

>>691068430
K

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>>691069265
Ooo another 14 year old edgelord angry because some nignog is banging his mum.

>>691077791
>cancer killing 4chan
This is my favorite thing to be tho

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>>691077791
I wasn't reposting that picture zoomed in, i was showing your filename was image.png, but you probably made that the filename to add to the humor. I'm actually using my phone because I was trying to sleep but couldn't and I didn't feel like getting my laptop out.

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>>691077921
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>>691078423
Stop yo fukin lying!

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>>691077791
I'm sorry you feel that way, Mr. Almighty Oldfag, but no one asked you to look at this thread

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>>691075946
>>691071899

Hey it geg

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>>691078012
Lost. Best reaction all night ~desu.

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>>691078861
Lost

>>691068430
Safe

>>691078584
Yes you sure do know i'm lying because you know exactly who I am. stfu faggot, no one asked for your input, sorry 4chan isn't what it used to be but shitposting in a random ylyl thread isn't going to change anything lol

>>691068590
thx

>>691068430
gyuobhklkvyuvyhjlbjkvtyturyerwryzexcvtiblkjn.hvm,bn nxdhteusrdyiuflyigukvh,cgjhfjgdhxtrysidtuoylfichjghfjdgs

>>691068430
kys

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>>691079011
You see my disbelieving brethren, desu is all around you, the children of suiseisekis wrath are constantly restocking their folders and constantly lurking, ready to strike with the force of an 3 yo with arthritis in both hands, but even if we are weak as one alone, together, we can overthrow even the biggest, tumor filled threads, Heil desu!

We the people, the people of desu have sworn by the holy sword of suiseisekI to step aside and give ourselves to the will of faith, and it is the will of faith to let everything becone desu, to let everything become spiderman, to let EVERYTHING become potassium.
For THIS is the way of desu


At the end of the path of purging lies a beautiful world of ceramic tatas, made only with the purpose to satisfy the needs of the weary desu warriors. Will you be one of those warrior's or will you be one of the poor souls decaying in the path of the inevitable glory of desu?

With delight I see a future, a future where all shitposters; banana, Judy, desu, and spiderman shall fusion together, to be a great entity of cancer, to destroy all the other cancer until it devours itself

And when the deed is done. And the hollow corpses of ylyl are nothing but feast's of maggots, the holy mistress suiseiseki herself will descent from the realm of desu, for this beautiful future is her new home

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>>691079297
I usually do just lurk, I just wanted to make a "popular" thread type so I could get some better maymays bc I usually don't use mobile, that's why I only had a few cancer pics but tbh this isn't even a good ylyl thread. I just want to find a nice gore thread to lurk in and not talk to "le 4channers of old" like you. I'll admit I am new, i've only been here for about a year and I dont constantly spend my time here so I don't know every single thing about 4chan like you do, so if you could just fuck off. I try to not be as cancer as all the summerfags but nothing will ever be good enough to the old 4chan users who knew the great chan4.

>>691079928
>Newfags can't blankpost

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>>691071899

>>691068430
.................k

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>>691080111
Checked.
My inspiration is that of one that has heard, seen and felt nothing else than suiseiseki herself, for her sweet tonic of praise is what awaits us in the world after the cancer. Her smooth ceramic arms will embrace each one of her loyal servants and she will lead us to ultimate desu

This is the day, the day when desu triumphs over the filthy plebism that is ylyl, the ever an ever repeating cycle of ylyl is a cancer and the throbbing tumor that is desu is the cure, so let's stand together in the reflection of light in suiseisekis ceramic arms and know that only the purging flames of shit posts will secure the future.
And this future will be a glorious one, plastered by the corpses of the unbelievers so we may walk on them to our destiny
Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu
This is the way of the desu, witness the everlasting power of spamming and tremble.
Tremble in fear.
Tremble in awe.
Tremble in the reflection of justice.
For this is what desu is: justice
Justice for the true people of 4chan that have enough of all the porn and ylyl threads. So they make their way on a dangerous journey to aquire all the holy images of desu and all the sacred ASCII copypasta and become ultimate desu warriors to protect what is important.

"What is important?", you ask.
Well let me tell you my brethren.
What is important is the truth, and the trith is that /b/ is the last bastion, the last church, the last line for those who can't take the pain of normal life, you don't want to keep their deepest thoughts to themselves, so they land here in the first man-made garden of Eden but what do they find? Nothing more than normie excretion and nudity, no oc, no raids, no hope.
SO WE THE TROOPS OF SUISEISEKIS WRATH have awoken once more, to safe the chan, to safe the autists, to safe the world on the only way we know
Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu

>>691068430
Fuck it why not.

>>691069564
Why not.

>>691068300
would you drink wine if you knew it was his hands who had pressed it?

Desu

>>691080888
Check'd
Yes.

>>691080888
I adore Eric so of course I happily would

>>691081100
How old are you?
Stop wasting your life.
Just ignore the things you don't like and deal with your self-loathing in a more productive manner.

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>>691068300
OC, just capped this shit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ypn0F0uq0Q
ylyl

>>691077807
I actually lost, lel.

>>691068430
I'm paranoid

>>691071899
source?

>>691071899
It's not even close to the most fucked up picture on the internet, you must be new here mate.
This picture doesn't even make my top ten.

>>691069791
nigga dat shit ain't illegal, they blurred the penis and everythang

you aint nnever seen crime photos b4?

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>>691083051
Within legality.

>>691075597
i find thus pist inslting
mi mum an dad hav down sindom an i du 2
wii ar nut retuds u ar a poopehed
the end

>>691071899
Europe

>>691068430
No

>>691083334
before there was chucky.......there was leroy

>>691078652
Ice T is my hero.

>>691083187
It was a joke, buddy.

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>>691069265

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>>691083622

Yo, /b/, let's kick it!

Ice Ice Desu, Ice Ice Desu

All right stop, Collaborate and listen
Suiseki is back with my brand new invention
Something grabs a hold of me tightly
Flow like a harpoon daily and nightly
Will it ever stop? Yo, I don't know
Turn off the lights and I'll glow
To the extreme I rock a mic like a vandal
Light up a stage and wax a chump like a candle.

Dance, go rush the speaker that booms
I'm killing your brain like a poisonous mushroom
Deadly, when I play a dope melody
Anything less than the best is a felony
Love it or leave it, you better gain way
You better hit bull's eye, the kid don't play

If there was a problem, yo, I'll solve it
Check out the hook while my DJ revolves it

Ice Ice Desu Suiseki, Ice Ice Desu Suiseki
Ice Ice Desu Suiseki, Ice Ice Desu

>>691078309
Can someone post this with monkey sounds?

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>>691068430

>>691068430
No

>>691069564
Donttt

That guy was right, 4chan is a bunch of normie cancer now. I tried to make some non-cancer threads but I barely got any replies and then when I make a ylyl thread it gets pretty big wtf. ARISE DESU!

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>>691084594
>reply if X is desu

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>>691084594
Why should I spam your thread if you are so willing to do it for me?

>>691068430
good

>>691084915
please cleanse my thread, o great one.

>>691068430
fuck u

>>691068430
nigger

>>691068430
Just to be safe ;)

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>>691085125
NO. FOR NOW IS THE TIME FOR YOU TO FESTER IN THIS GARDEN OF CANCER YOU FACILITATED ~DESU.
NOT UNTIL YOU FLAME THE TRUE CANCER THAT IS GHETTO/NIGGER MEMES I SHALL NOT RETURN ~DESU.
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>>691078309
fucking niggers

>>691068430
Not taking my chances

>>691081039
taist su gurd!

>>691068430
Hyd

>>691078446
Sauce

>>691068430
expected a screamer

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>>691068300
Quaid start the reactor

>>691069564
k

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>>691085125
Sure thing kamehame haaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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>>691086541
Haaaaaaaaaaaaaas

>>691068430
FUCK

>>691068430
I fucking hate you

>>691068430
nah

>>691078888
Quads wasted on cancer.

>>691068430
bruh

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>>691078446

>>691068430
No

>>691068430
ok

>>691069564
no risks

>>691068430
God damn it not again

>>691068430
why sheldor?

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>>691087937

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Too late

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>>691068430

>>691078398
what the fuck is this. She throws the baby then tries to grab it again what the fuck am i watching.

>>691068430
kek

>>691068430
uhg

>>691068430
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

>>691088329
I want to say it's an old instinct when backed into a corner, the mother may sacrifice a baby.
But the person filming was not attacking...
In-fact the person filming is properly worse for filing as long as they did without intervening.... Either-way, Niggers fucking disgust me.

>>691088663
Ok so the dude was going to harm the family. She freaks out and sacrifices the baby and tries to give it to him.

Who the fuck is the guy wtf. Some home invasion?

>>691068430
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>>691088125
Too soon man!
Come on!

>>691088764
I have no fucking idea.
I don't think the person filming was responsible for the incident.
This is a drug induced? chimpout. But even then drugs don't do that, theirs a mental defect at play.

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wow this thread has been alive for 4 hours, i'm impressed

>>691068430
no

>>691068430
pls no

>>691088932
Yeh dude thats fucked up.

I'm outta here before I loose sleep over more fucked up shit.

>>691068590
si

>>691068430
God this shit is almost worse than the banana

>>691083461
Actually lost here. dam anon

>>691068430
mhm

>>691068430
...

>>691068430
Fuck sheldon

>>691068430
no

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RE5sxhiY-6A

>>691068430
suck dick

>>691068430
goddamn it

>>691091316
Is it wrong that it makes me want to choke her?

>>691068430
banjo

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>>691073858
I don't make the "Ack Ack!" sound, you fucking big nosed retard!

>>691068430
Wasteman

>>691069564
wouldent immunity cat make me immune to this anyway? it would still count even though you said immunity cat would be useless if i did not reply, but this is exactly the kind of thing the immunity cat exists to help us avoid.
isn't it?

>>691088125
Too soon...

>>691068430
dont reply

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>>691092447
Not anymore

>>691069564
wtf

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>>691092447
Well look what you went and done.
This is your firstborn.
No reply can save it from fate now.
ARE YOU FUCKING SORRY.

>>691068430
k

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>>691089580

Damn you guys are twisted.
Whenever you finally leave mommy's basement the real world is gonna be a difficult chore for you.
Dont got me wrong. I love you, but it will be entertaining to watch you cope with real humans face to face.

>>691068430
Fuck u

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>>691068430
Yolo

>>691068430
darn you

>>691091955
no totally reasonable

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>>691069564
but i've got the psychic rottweiler. i'm in the clear.

>>691070435
gr8 m8

>>691070068
story anon? that looks bad

>>691071899

fake fake fake

if doubles would post the real stuff

>>691068430
No chances

>>691069564
yea i wanna keep ma dick

>>691068430
STFU

>>691068430
Have no fear, my dubs are here

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>>691094866

>>691068430
come on fuck off

>>691068430
Never

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>>691094866

#1

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>>691071487
>pretty fucking mediocre

>>691068430
get a life

>>691095362
hely shit she's been tortured

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>>691094866