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she fell asleep on my bed what should i do
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>>691062653
If you're asleep how are you posting?

You should kill yourself then post about how it went too.
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Fuck her
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post face
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Rape her ass
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>>691062653
Give her the sealed envelope OP
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>>691062653
timestamp on her ass
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fuck her->record it-> blackmail ->repeat
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>>691062861
?? U need to learn how go read.
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>>691063050
Too scared timestamp tell me do smth else
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>>691062653
Also yeah im not gnna fuck her cause i dont wanna wake her up n see me raping her
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undress her and show pics
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>>691063344
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>>691063909
Like choose a number of fingers to hold up or smth.
This bitch is my friend im actually gnna try to get with.
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>>691064129
Hold up two and a half fingers
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>>691064492
Lol dfuck. Watever ill try...
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pussy tits or gtfo
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>>691064129
youre too afraid to do a timestamp? then wtf are you going to do thats going to entertain us if you wont even do a timestamp?
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>>691064129
Whatever my post ends in, that's how many fingers you should stick up her ass.
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post more pics!
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>>691064659
Well then...
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>>691065244
Ok I believe u now
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>>691065244
Pull down panties
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>>691065244
finger her pussy
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Show face, show front angle
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>>691065380
Imm try to do it slow. I think i see a pad in there though
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>>691065244
Put your face in her ass and pussy
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>>691065244
More booty pics op
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>>691065244
how about some better ass shots
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Slip dick in there take pic
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Shes asian btw if u guys were wondering
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Knife in pooper
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>>691065722
holy shit coinslot eyes gold mine
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>>691065722
Face
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Put super glue on hand and spank her ass
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>>691065722
Feet
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>>691065722
>b
try to pull them to the side so we can see inside...
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>>691065952
Bump
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show chest
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>>691065722
put your hand on it
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>>691066016
bump
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>>691066016
This, OP. Pls
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show tits and face.
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>>691065722
in that case, fuck her in the ass with a live squid
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show nudes
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>>691062653
i just reported this, have fun in the pokey, faggot
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Cover her with a blanket then go watch tv or play vidya. Nice ass btw.
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>>691062653
post feet
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Booties
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>>691066539
post face
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post another to keep us interested
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>Cant timestamp

I don't know guys this has to be reall
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>>691066437
buzzkill
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lick finger slide against ass
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>>691065525
Ok dude we waiting
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>>691066805
nope, just retarded
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>>691066804
U tell me to do smth in fron of her butt with my hands...
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Shove a fish up her ass, it's what she would've wanted anyways
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>>691067646
Hold up one foot and one hand
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>>691067866
soles pls
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>>691067964
pull panties to side
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>>691067964
Wtf even is this
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>>691067973
Lol srsly? Ill try
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>>691067964
show nipples
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>>691068490
Bad photo of tits. Its kinda dark
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>>691062653
Prepare the eggs
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TITS! SHOW TITS
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put dick in mouth
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>>691068614
U can do better dude
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literally what I thought just now wow
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>>691067973
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nude or gtfo
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>>691069073
put your dick on it
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>>691062653
why did she fall asleep on your bed wear very little clothing
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who is she?
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Come on anon, you know we're going to tell you to pull down her underwear, just grow a pair and do it.
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tie her and rape her pussy
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>>691069073
Ok dude u gotta pull those panties down a little
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>>691069196
She sleeps over from time to time when it gets to late
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Grab her butt like a true alpha and shove your cock in her face
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is she a heavy sleeper?
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>>691067964
Also sorry for blurr i had to blurr her tattoo
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>>691065722
I'm out. fuck asians.
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>>691069482
Dude stop being a pussy
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>>691069451
No shes woken up like twice in this thread. I just pretend im on the laptop
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>>691069690
damn then this is a bit risky then
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If she falls asleep like that, she wants that magnum dong fam.
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quit being a beta and draw a dick on her right cheek with a sharpie.
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pull her underwear down and show us her goods, OP
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risky situation
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>>691069690
i dont know but maybe she senses you creeping on her lol. gf?
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cuddle up next to her for great glory
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>>691069999
HOLY SHIT
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>>691069803
Yah. Esp since i could ruin my chances at being in that ass tomorrow. Lol do it for /b right?
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>>691063274
How go read
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>>691069999
Well now you gotta.
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snap pics of soles of feet
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>>691069999
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>>691070066
if she's not gonna hook up with you now then she's not gonna do it in the future. take a chance bear cub
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>bitch bares her ass with you in the same room
Wake up, OP. Break away from your faggotry.
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>>691069973
No. Just a girl ive been getting super close to. We go out n party together/sometimes dance but no sex yet.
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if you are going to fuck her tomorrow just rape her today
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be a man fuck her ass
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Dude cover her in blanket and watch a movie. She will wake up eventually and you're not doing anything worth while.
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>>691070306
Not guaranteed. But im hopeful. I will be sure to tell /b if i have stopped my faggotry.
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Just say fuck it. Wrap your arms around her like an alpha and go to sleep, stop being a beta faggot.
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>>691070485
4chan is life. You should know better.
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>>691070583
Hello newfriend, commit sudoku pl0x
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just take some more pics. want to see her ass
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Stop throwing gang signs and be a man and cuddle U whore and get off of B op U are gonna fuck it up for yourself that's a great female
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>not spooning dat ass
>wasting your time while the sun comes up
gg, git gud
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>>691070583
I bet your sign is Cancer isn't it
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>>691071054
>>691071012
>>691070824
>>691070580
im gonna keep shitposting until someone notices me
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>>691070480
if you'are hopeful that means it is not guaranteed so fuck her now that you can
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Take your dick out and touch her ass with it
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this is considered rape. screenshot and reported.
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>>691071148
I notice you. Now get the fuck out of the way!

Sincerely,
senpai
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>>691069354
>Be moderately attractive Asian girl
>No sex for a couple weeks
>Decide to try the autistic dude who always makes anime references over text again
>Go over to his house and watch some shitty anime' while I wait for this fuckwit to look at me instead of his 'waifu' on screen
>Give up on this hopeless dude and take off my shorts as a last ditch effort to get this Beta to make a move
>still nothing
>Pretend to sleep with no covers and my ass in his face
>He slowly inches his hand towards my ass
>fucking finally
>starts making weird gang signs and taking pictures
>WhatTheFuck.jpg
>Wake up and ask him if he wants something and stare into his eyes
>He awkwardly moves his laptop over his dick and turns away his screen
>'n-no, just looking at stuff on my l-laptop'
>that feel when an autistic weeabui won't even fuck me
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>>691071245
faggot detected
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>>691071300
kek'd
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>>691071300
/thread
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>>691071300
so true
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>>691071245

summer is fucking early this year
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>>691071561
summer started a couple days ago. dumbass
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shit in her
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>>691071300
This needs screencapped
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>>691071806

and look at all the fagots already
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>>691071245
Lol shes clothed and laying in my bed. Im just trying to show off my sheets but shes in the way.
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>>691071911
who you calling faggot? faggot. bet you cant even triforce
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>>691071561
>2009+7
>not realizing summer is permanent now
>it will never not be summer, ever again
>mfw
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>>691072067
everyone knows this is the same person, arguing with themselves. Smh
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>>691072067

easy steps fag, even you can do it
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>>691072102

Shame
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it's not real you retards he asked himself to hold up 2.5 fingers as one of the pictures already showed that. No timestamp no girl, its a fat lonely basement dwelling NEET desperate for your attention.
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Lol "sleep over from time to time" i bet she is so disappointed u did not go for that pussy yet 100% wake up kiddo follow your dreams
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>>691071561
Yeah because its not summer yet
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>>691072615
You pick smth.
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shes doing this because she wants you to fuck her dumbass. woke up like 2/3 times to check if ur hard. go grab her ass. film it, post it
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>>691062653
>image.jpg
kill yourselves
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Tie her down, gag her and rape her. Record it and post it
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rape that asian bitch
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>>691069490
Not sure if homosexual or baiting
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Op sniff her ass
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>>691074666
Our Lord Satan has spoken
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>>691074666
Op now you have to do it
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>>691074666
Satan is an assman
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>>691071300
My sides are in orbit
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Why is fucking her not the best option?
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>>691076742
Finally!! But you can do better
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Face pic or Gtfo
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>>691076742
you cool op
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>>691076742
op is back mf
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>>691076742
So how about that pic of her soles?
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>>691076742
man, i wish my friend would sleep on me like that in my bed
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newfag here, OP stop being a pussy and clap dem cheeks
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Op stop worrying about what virginfags on the internet want and get in bed with her, she'll either accept you and then you can fall asleep with a hot Asian in your arms which is already better than the night 90% of these people are having, or she'll tell you to stop and then you can tell her to gtfo because it's your bed.
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>>691077794
Good call
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>>691077794
Do this OP
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>>691077794
Wow nice post thank u for that
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>>691076934
Here
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Wake her and say your unknown buddy raped her on ghb while you were fapping on /b/
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>>691077794
>>691078373
Shes on her period though i think. :(
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>>691078490
how do you expect a nigga to sleep with the lights on and shit
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>>691062653
You need to stop downloading and reposting pictures with your mobile apple device
>faggot
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>>691078490
fucking pussy
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>>691078490
dude she is in your bed in panties and no bra . stop being autist
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>>691078600
You can still lay the groundwork for future fucks by getting into bed with her
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show front of panties
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>>691078686
True
wtf is a greenlight op
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Its cool guys shes my homie. I wanna bang her cause i think shes hot but it wont kill me not to. Prob will eventually..
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>>691064659
Gods speed op
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Should I look in her phone?
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>>691079350
yeah
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>>691078600
Just lay down a towel, fuck her and pretend that it is the conception of the Antichrist. Shit would be so cash
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>>691080142
Top fucking kek
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>>691079468
Yes look in her phone, she is practically asking you to, by leaving it there.
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>>691079468
>>691080405
Nvm i thought i rmbered her pin. Will keep trying
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Dude fucking spoon her I promise you things will escalate. that's why she feel asleep in your bed.
If you have any testosterone your balls will take over and you will fuck her.
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>>691080230
Hush your noise faggot, have some respect for the coming of our dark lord.

Also, OP she has literally climbed into your bed an bent over in her panties for you. Your reaction to this is to post pictures of your big toe on b/.

Please go to the kitchen and slam your penis in the fridge door until you are no longer a sperglord
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Keep trying?
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Hehe
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>>691081711
Finally got em off
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>>691081711
gently insert finger op
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shuv
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She's probably awake you know.
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>>691082233
No shes dead asleep. Snoring n drooling lol.
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Do it!!
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Oh shit nigga, now we going somewhere
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slide penis sensually inside
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>>691082395
Then spread her ass apart
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sharpie in pooper
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cmon op
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>>691081711
Kill her
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>>691083283
Roll
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>>691081711
so you paid her to sit there and let you take pictures of her?
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>>691083283
Rolling
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>>691083347
kek
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>>691083283
Do it op
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>>691083283
r o l l
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>>691083283
>>691083491
Nah im good.
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>>691083283
If dubs op must kill her
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>>691083642
Well you're no fun.
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>>691083850
Damn it.
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>>691062653
Shove finger
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>>691083283
Kill her, then rape her.
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>>691071245
fuck off u fucking moron
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OP just needs someone to hold his hand and show him just how easy it is to scrump a mostly naked girl who fell "asleep" on his bed, tits hanging out, ass posed facing him.
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>>691084006
Yes! Great idea.
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>>691083642
Where are more pics faggot
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>>691084006
Roll
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>>691062653
Shit in the corner
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>>691062653
FFS WTF is this shit? Is OP literally autistic? You've got this Asian chick at your house that you wanna fuck. She's asleep with her ass and tits out, obviously she DTF. And you're on 4chan like some spastic child taking pictures of her and make sign language at her ass. You should seriously kill yourself. Not even joking. Go to the kitchen, grab a knife, and stab yourself in the fucking heart OP you absolute fucking mongoloid.
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>>691084180
Too busy killing and raping her.
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Cook her some eggs. Bitches love eggs.
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>>691084380
Then kill and rape her.
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>>691081711
FUCK HER ALREADY
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>>691084466
Double dubs op faggot. Get busy in the kitchen, put some plastic down, grab a knife and get ready for some raping.
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this girl is not wearing a bra and she's in panties and you still haven't made a move, OP is the biggest faggot I've ever seen
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>>691084006
Fucking hurry up!
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>>691069073
Guys, she's definitely awake. Nobody sleeps with their fist clenched like that in that position unless it's rigamortis. She's either dead or OP is fucking with us.
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>>691066437
Welcome to 4chan
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Why are you even asking
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>>691085097
oh your right, thats suspicious
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Flash on
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>>691085773
Nice OP!
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>>691085773
OPs back! More!
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>>691085097
she def asleep....she isnt clenched...
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>>691085773
Just lift one cheek and take pic
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>>691085773
>She knows
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>>691085773
Lol this so fucked.
>I really wanna bang this hot as chick
>actually, let's just take photos of her and post them on 4chan
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More tiddies
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I think it's pretty obvious by now that they are both trolling all of you.
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>>691086075
Who cares? Tits and boobs. Jokes on them.
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>>691085773
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>>691086197

Said like a true virgin who has never been near either.
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>>691086197
>tits and boobs
Saw her tits AND her boobs, jokes on her
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Well played OP.
Its obvious that she's in on it but nice GF u have.
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>>691085917
Buddy, do you have the autism or did you just cum in your eyes?
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>>691086285
I've been near your moms, anon. KEK! Anon just got knocked the fuck out
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>>691086471

Well done cos i've been married twice and am probably old enough to be your dad. Looks like you got near the pussy of a granny
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>>691072358
seems easy
i try it now
will post screenshot after
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open her up!!!!!!!!!!
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open her up and gently put your finger inside her!
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>>691087444
trips don't lie
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BAMP
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we demand nipples
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OP bring me that butthole pic though
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>>691087506
But OP does, there is a reason why he just stopped. She was in on it from the start.
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