>>691060726
eat more coins

>>691060726
Go to the emergency room and get that suit pumped out idiot

>>691060726
You'll be fine. Drink some pepto and eat a shitload of fiber over the next couple weeks.

sounds like you need to CHANGE your diet

>>691060726
eat about tree-fity

put a jews head next to your ass, those fuckers will come flying out

>>691060996
fuck off faggot

>>691060726
Give it a couple of days and retrieve $2.18 from your shit

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>>691060996

>>691060996
>>691060996
Fuck off carlos

eat magnets.

>>691060726
Idk Op, maybe STOP FUCKING EATING COINS YOU FUCKING MORON, but yah.

>>691059828

>>691061546
this

>>691060726
the weight has you off balance
shove the same amount of each denomination up your ass.

>>691060726
Take a shit on the counter at McDonalds and order a chicken sandwich.

>>691061658
It'll help you get your shit together

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i bet
i bet...
I BET...!
shit was so cash

>>691061943
it is a crime to refuse legal tender

>>691060996
dubs

>>691062159
please explain what you think dubs are

>>691060726

Go puke into the coin slot of a vending machine.

You might get a colon blockage if your stomach acid can't dissolve that shit, that's my two cents

>>691060726
Eat a magnet so they don't get lost in your stomach. Trust me I know what I'm talking about

First explain why the fuck you did this.

Then go to the emergency room.

>>691062558
Well, I swallowed a magnet. I hope you're right about this.

>>691061202
Kek

>>691060726
if you're not joking i swear to god hang yourself

>>691062127
For all debts public and private. If they decide not to sell him the sandwich then he owes nothing and there is no debt.

>>691062794
Now you need to rub another magnet on your stomach so it can gather all the coins then put your feet in ice water to active the static electricity within your stomach and the magnet will hold the coins through your digestive tract

>>691063082
Don't worry, I swallowed a magnet. It's all good now.

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>>691063188
>>691062794
>>691062558

>mfw american money isn't magnetic

>>691063188
Uhh, That doesn't sound very scientific.

>>691063232
If you don't finish the next steps you're going to get murcury poisioning I'm trying to save your life

>>691063173
if they agree on a price then a contract has been established
after that point they must accept any cash tendered to them
if they don't call the SS
several judicial precedents on this matter

although I must admit in all cases the "victim" was also prosecuted for one reason or another that made the cash unacceptable to the cashier

>>691063415
>>691063232
Okay really don't listen to this non-believer the fucking magnets going to work. Just do the next steps

>>691063511
Listen I'm the lieutenant captain of the science board relax

>>691060996
CARLOS!!!

>>691063615
The point of price agreement is when the cashier says that will be (insert price here)

>>691062097
CARLOS!!!

>>691060726
wash it down with some bleach

>>691063844
so don't be a dumb ass by dropping trou before that point

>>691063523
>>691063660
I freaked out and swallowed three more magnets. Will that work?

>>691060726
CHANGE your diet


see it

do you

>>691060726
drink Pepsi that shit dissolves coins

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>>691063660
Americoins are not Eurocoins

>>691063977
You're on the right track. You should start feeling less hungry now. The magnet have a lot of fiber in them to help everything pass through easier

>>691063973
touche salesman

>>691064185
Shut up I'm the fucking scientific person in this thread

Eat some magnets, they'll clump the change together so then it can make a safe passage through your body, if not you'll have to explain to the nurse at the desk that you've eaten 2 dollars in change. And if you think the hospital won't remember or joke about what you did, they will

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>>691064371

>>691064760
Do you think posting a guy with allergies is funny? If you had allergies would you want to be showing up in threads?

>>691064202
I tried tying a string onto a magnet and lower it to my stomach to collect the coins. I accidentally swallowed that too. Now what?

>>691065010
He has rabies you fuckwit.

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Why do I get the feeling this is coming from reddit

>>691065068
Alright you're seriously in trouble now.. That string is bad new. People get knots in there intestines due attempted sting ingestions. I would highly recommend eating a whole bowl of cereal, half a chocolate bar, and a rubber band. Now I can't exactly explain all the science behind this but trust me it's there.

>>691065540
Wrong... the obvious answer is to swallow scissors.

>>691065771
I can't find scissors.

>>691062292
fr

>>691065771
You didn't even science that..-_- fuck this guy he's not credible

>>691066056
Then what the fuck should I do?

>>691065870
Just break a knife or fork into peices, they're both made of the same elements

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>>691066056
It is known.

>>691066228
I just swallowed a paper clip because it was easier to swallow. Will that work?

>>691066228
>>691066224
Don't listen to this guy his science is weak. Although if you eat a large amount of baking soda it should react with the magnets but only if you swollowed the red ones. If they weren't red though then you need to worry more about the string. You know you can't swollow scissors which is obvious. You need to swollow the sting can knot around the due to the circular contractions within your diaphragm

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>>691060726
Swallow some coins made with anti-matter so that they cancel out the matter coins. For fuck sake.

I haven't laughed this hard in a long time.
Thanks for the lulz boys.

>>691066513
Yes, but with their mass and density, you have to eat probably over 2 dozen of them, maybe 3 if you're fat.

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>>691066224
Please see the following vendiagraph of you. As you can see the are a lot of squiggles and circles in the abdominal area. We can't have those there.

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>>691060726
Just follow me around for a while OP you can be my coin purse.

>>691060726
dont do it again

>>691067154
I've eaten some tin foil. Would that work?

>>691067637
No.. You're just did the worst thing imaginable.. Youre now recycleable

>>691063415
Kek. Britbong doesn't know about British quarters

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>>691067637
If you've eaten sufficient amounts of foil the next step is to drink toilet cleaner.

>>691067637
Eat the whole roll, tinfoil is even less pure, youre going to need those metals

>>691067827
Fuck you! Everything I've eaten just made me feel even worse.

>>691068121
What city do you live in?
in what country?

>>691068763
Why

>>691060726
drink some milk, wait a while, expect to see some change

>>691062292

wubaluba dub dubs

>>691068997
Because, if you did actually do all this, I wanna see if you show up in the news, also, I was wondering so I could figure out if a neodymium magnet would work at your latitude and longitude

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eat some fish assholes

I've been sticking $30 in pennies up my ass for the past 11 years! That's 3,000 pennies a day; 21,000 pennies a week; 1,092,000 pennies a year! To date that's 12,012,000 pennies, 8 times the population of Nebraska. Those pennies were in my ass! You think you're better than me? Oh, you're not better than me. You handle my ass pennies everyday. You pick up my ass pennies for good luck. You throw my ass pennies in fountains and make wishes on them. You give my ass pennies to your little daughter to buy gumballs with.