Matched a girl on tinder, dubs decide what to say
>>691055819
have you always been negra¿
Will you please peg me?
dinner tonight? you pay
i've never matched with a landwhale before
do you eat ass?
>>691056746
roll
I want to die
So far these are great
>>691056822
>>691056746
this
Hey, sup babe.. Just wanted to know if you're interested in a no strings attached fuck?
>>691056963
ROLL
Op Delivers.. keep rolling until I'm unmatched
Roll bitches
>>691055819
y do ur shoulders maek vagina
>>691057643
Roll
>>691057643
ha! rolling for this
>>691057417
because noone loves me
>>691057417
stage 4 rectal cancer
>>691057417
I dunno, I just want cuddles really.
>>691057417
just walked in on my 7 year old brother whacking it to a picture of me
>>691057751
roll
>>691057809
roll
>>691057809
roll
>>691057643
reroll
>>691057877
winrarrrrrrr
i eat my poop
>>691056822
WINRAR
>>691055819
Deliver already, fag.
>>691057990
what is >>691057417
>>691057877
and now we wait
>>691057417
Sharpie in the pooper, that's why
>>691057990
>>691057170
>>691057417
you're about 4.5 minutes late...
Roll bitches
>>691058151
I asked him why and he just looked at me and said "I'm coming for them cheeks, big brother"
>>691058151
He was using wd40 as lubricant
His dick looked a hill pimple popping over a photo of me
>>691058151
then when I started kicking his ass, he kept yelling "shrek is love, shrek is life"
>>691058151
No, I just need someone right now. I also could really use some, personal time? Wanna hang, I need to clear my mind.
>>691058331
roll
>>691058431
roll
>>691058151
he was jacking it wrong so I had to show him how to do it
>>691058331
reroll
>>691058331
JK Rolling
>>691058151
I've already told him he doesn't need pictures when I'm at home
>>691058544
winrar
>>691058544
Winrar
...then, I realized hitler did nothing wrong. Actually, the only thing he was wrong is about negroes
>>691058644
lmao OP should type this instead
>>691058582
This.
>>691058151
When he seen me, he lunged straight towards me penis and began to perform oral sex on me. He sucked my dick like a lollipop. I tried to stop him, but the more he sucked, the more I realised how much I enjoyed it.
Anyway enough about me. Have you ever fucked a kid?
>>691058582
REPLACE WINRAR WITH THIS
>>691058716
reroll this
Roll bitches
>>691058151
It wasn't just any normal picture of me.
It was a picture of my when I was at my grandmothers funeral crying.