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Matched a girl on tinder, dubs decide what to say
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Matched a girl on tinder, dubs decide what to say
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>>691055819
have you always been negra¿
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Will you please peg me?
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dinner tonight? you pay
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i've never matched with a landwhale before
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do you eat ass?
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>>691056746
roll
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I want to die
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So far these are great
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>>691056822
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>>691056746
this
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Hey, sup babe.. Just wanted to know if you're interested in a no strings attached fuck?
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>>691056963
ROLL
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Op Delivers.. keep rolling until I'm unmatched
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Roll bitches
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>>691055819
y do ur shoulders maek vagina
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>>691057643
Roll
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>>691057643
ha! rolling for this
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>>691057417
because noone loves me
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>>691057417
stage 4 rectal cancer
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>>691057417
I dunno, I just want cuddles really.
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>>691057417
just walked in on my 7 year old brother whacking it to a picture of me
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>>691057751
roll
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>>691057809
roll
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>>691057809
roll
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>>691057643
reroll
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>>691057877
winrarrrrrrr
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i eat my poop
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>>691056822
WINRAR

>>691055819
Deliver already, fag.
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>>691057990
what is >>691057417
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>>691057877
and now we wait
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>>691057417
Sharpie in the pooper, that's why
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>>691057990
>>691057170
>>691057417
you're about 4.5 minutes late...
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Roll bitches
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>>691058151
I asked him why and he just looked at me and said "I'm coming for them cheeks, big brother"
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>>691058151
He was using wd40 as lubricant
His dick looked a hill pimple popping over a photo of me
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>>691058151
then when I started kicking his ass, he kept yelling "shrek is love, shrek is life"
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>>691058151
No, I just need someone right now. I also could really use some, personal time? Wanna hang, I need to clear my mind.
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>>691058331
roll
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>>691058431
roll
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>>691058151
he was jacking it wrong so I had to show him how to do it
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>>691058331
reroll
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>>691058331
JK Rolling
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>>691058151
I've already told him he doesn't need pictures when I'm at home
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>>691058544
winrar
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>>691058544
Winrar
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...then, I realized hitler did nothing wrong. Actually, the only thing he was wrong is about negroes
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>>691058644
lmao OP should type this instead
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>>691058582
This.
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>>691058151
When he seen me, he lunged straight towards me penis and began to perform oral sex on me. He sucked my dick like a lollipop. I tried to stop him, but the more he sucked, the more I realised how much I enjoyed it.
Anyway enough about me. Have you ever fucked a kid?
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>>691058582
REPLACE WINRAR WITH THIS
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>>691058716

reroll this
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Roll bitches
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>>691058151
It wasn't just any normal picture of me.
It was a picture of my when I was at my grandmothers funeral crying.
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