Why are you wearing that silk top...? Where are you?

What do you do for living?

What skills do you need in a job like that?

hey airforce boy, timestamp for proof

>>691039729
Hi chan

>>691039729
What surplus store did you get that from?

>>691040109
>What skills do you need in a job like that?
None at all really I'm pretty tarded

>>691040504
>What surplus store did you get that from?
The faggot tax dollars store

fuck you zoomie

>>691040271
>hey airforce boy, timestamp for proof
Momentarily

>>691039729
r u at shaw

>>691041273
No I'm up north homie

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Here you go faggots

>>691041847
r u at jber

>>691042174
>r u at jber
Jber??

Most interesting specialty tool you use?

What is an airplane?

>>691039729
2A551?

>>691042306
>Most interesting specialty tool you use?
Probably a Jbar use the tension of another screw or bolt to remove another one that's too difficult to get out by hand.

Whats the thing behind you?
Whats that shit on your shirt?

>>691042267
thats a no.

>>691039729 Dude I'm an ammo troop and I still think your job sucks more ... Y'all work 16 hour shifts for some bull shit pilot that gives zero fucks if he breaks the plane. What plane . Do you work on crewmember fag

>>691041991
How much you make a year?

>>691042782
>Dude I'm an ammo troop and I still think your job sucks more ... Y'all work 16 hour shifts for some bull shit pilot that gives zero fucks if he breaks the plane. What plane . Do you work on crewmember fag
C-17s dawg and we only work 12 hours shifts for faggot pilots

>>691042930
He makes Jack shit . I know because I'm also in the AF

>>691039729
first question, why cant your rotate photos, but you can work on airplanes

>>691042930
Only like 23000 or so but my house and medical and college is paid for

Tell me about Bane. Why does he wear the mask?

>>691043057
>first question, why cant your rotate photos, but you can work on airplanes
I'm at work you cuck I don't have time for questions like this

>>691043162
Fact: it's an oxygen mask and he's always in emergency situations

>>691039729
I work on jets and I'm not in the gay ass chair force. Why would I ask you anything?

>>691043401
Because I'm not an army or Navy fag

How many sharpies can you get in your ass?

>>691043648
>How many sharpies can you get in your ass?
Almost 1 I'm tight down south

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>>691041991
I wanna be a pilot in the force, know anything useful to get in?

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>>691042965
faggot pilot here...

Get off /b/ and get back to fixing jets you dolt!

>>691044596
have any tips on how to get a better chance of being in the force?

>>691039729
why does my bum bleed after I poop?

>>691044513
>I wanna be a pilot in the force, know anything useful to get in?
Go to college first get your degree then go to ots... do ROTC as well

>>691044992
>why does my bum bleed after I poop?
Hemrhoids?

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>why does the united states still use a10s
>why is the f35 so ugly

>>691039729
Boooooooooooooooot, get off 4chan and get back to work slave

>>691044596
>faggot pilot here...

>Get off /b/ and get back to fixing jets you dolt!
Listen you fuck. I work 12 hours for you to break everything on your little 2 hour local then you proceed to bitch when you get back... "my seat doesn't recline properly, the control stick felt spongey while flying but was fine when we landed. " gtfo

>>691039729
You at Travis?

>>691045137
What about the academy? Any advice there?

>>691045594
Lol art 15 base restriction half pay with reduction in rank gg you little bitch im going to find you and bring you in my office

>>691045953
>What about the academy? Any advice there?
If you join you don't need a letter of recommendation from a senator but do very good in college there is obviously a captain in here I'm sure he could give you more advice on officer shit than me some faggot enlisted douche

how does dick taste?

>>691043034
>>691043087
Hmm.. 23k is literal shit.. More than you'd make working min wage job in a year Tho I think..
I'm thinking bout joining navy soon, should I lads?

>>691039729
so.... you make like 28K?

How often are you pressured into not doing the proper maintenance work, and letting planes take off anyway knowing it can blow the fuck up mid-air?

>>691045890
>You at Travis?
Bingo

>>691046377
are kidding me they all pay shit, go to the military for fucking peanuts? you could do almost anything and make more than that

Why you fuckers get to wear Tiger Stripe Digital is beyond me.

You guys never leave a fucking base, give that shit to the Army or Marines. Or does it make you feel like your a Combat troop when the only gear you have is a broom to go sweep the runway.

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>>691046328
Thanks. See you space cowboy

>>691046599
>How often are you pressured into not doing the proper maintenance work, and letting planes take off anyway knowing it can blow the fuck up mid-air?
Well we would never send a plane out with a problem that severe but some maintenance is a little rushed

>>691046667
Oh same I work at DGMC. You should come smoke some cigs with me at the dorms

>>691045953
I'm an armyfag that went to West Point but was accepted by USAFA

Ask any questions you got

>>691039729
GET BACK TO WORK! I pay your salary

>>691046731
>Why you fuckers get to wear Tiger Stripe Digital is beyond me.

>You guys never leave a fucking base, give that shit to the Army or Marines. Or does it make you feel like your a Combat troop when the only gear you have is a broom to go sweep the runway.
Lol this isn't a deployment uniform those are brown and shit army has digital already anyways and so do marines

>>691039729
Why didn't you go Corps with the men? Fuckin POG.

Where my Jarheads at? 0311 RAH

>>691044596
This shit has improper dating format "pilot fag"

I fix planes too!

can jet fuel melt steal beams?

>>691047835
No, but it can sure soften the out of it.

>>691047174
I'm smart enough to make it into the airforce

>>691039729
have you ever jacked off in an airplane. flying or not

>>691048182
>have you ever jacked off in an airplane. flying or not
Nah

whats life in the air force like?

>>691048820
>whats life in the air force like?
Kinda shitty

>>691048067
We all passed the same test so....

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>>691049553
>We all passed the same test so....
Scored differently branch to branch tard...

>>691039729
Fuckin pog

>>691039729
have you ever been laid as adirect result of telling someone that you fix airplanes?

>>691047174
Not a marine but 11b in Afghanistan atm

>>691049940
>have you ever been laid as adirect result of telling someone that you fix airplanes?
No I'm no good with bitches

>>691050064
4 more months left

Can jet fuel melt steel beams?

Where are you stationed?

>>691050454
>Where are you stationed?
Answered that

>>691050667
Nigga you could have just typed it in

Going to Camp Pendleton in October. How fucked am i?

>>691039729
when your mom feed you saying "here comes the airplane" were you like, "mom take her down the engine is rekt its full of vegatables"?

>>691049154
Kinda, top kek. It fuckin blows. Everyone whos not sucking officer dick on the side wants out. Them and the perpetually upbeat black guys

>>691047032
Butter bar?

Why're you a POG

Do you use your job title as a stripper name?

>>691051008
I'm being nice but you're spot on

>>691041991
Ha!
Gotcha liar. It's actually 1:46

>>691039729
Why are you a boot faggot?

>>691050368
This needs to be answered

>silk top over tan tee

>>691051230
Were you enlisted?

>>691051417
>This needs to be answered
No it cannot

>>691046377
I joined the Army and love it so far. It pays good enough, just depends on your job and how much you think you'll like it.

>>691051417
No, jet fuel cannot melt steal beems, thats why bush used thermite. Checkmate, govfags

>>691039729
How did you get the job?

>>691051621
>Were you enlisted?
I am

>>691047174
Navy Corpsman here. Currently FMF side. You want some Motrin you little bitch?

How fast can one repair an airplane if stranded

>>691051780
>How did you get the job?
A fucking recruiter

>>691051965
>How fast can one repair an airplane if stranded
With no tools probably not at all

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>>691051781
My thoughts and prayers for you while you lick boots

>>691051117
Yup, about as fresh as I can be

you work in texas faggot? know a four eyed fuck named Brian?

>>691052182
I appreciate it... you officer?

>>691052456
>you work in texas faggot? know a four eyed fuck named Brian?
I'm in California m8

>>691039729
Did you graduate from the 331st TRS from lackland?

>>691052887
>Did you graduate from the 331st TRS from lackland?
I honestly don't remember

>>691052399
On deployment? Or nah

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Why didn't you join a real branch pussy?

>>691039729
do you work on airplanes?

>>691053335
I'm just in it for education and experience I'm no die hard marine fag that's gonna get his rent tattooed on him

>>691053335
Fuck you sergeant and your moto ass tatt.

>>691053145
Your chin looks familiar as fuck. Youd remember though, the SERE fags in my flight (myself being one of them) never let anyone forget we were Battle Field Airmen.

>>691039729
Where were you on the 11th of the 9th month of the 2 thousandth and first year?

>>691053335
Ever heard of a homeless airman?

>>691053335
That's a pretty hooah tattoo.
Can't say much tho. I have a cheesy tattoo

>>691039729
nigga you just got the fuckin job. this goes without saying but youre a fuckin chair

>>691053757
You just remember people's chins?

>>691053730

Suck me boot.

>>691053508
Meh fair enough. Pussy.

>>691053335
Mos?

>>691045594
shut up chair, you are there to suck his cock. dont ever forget that. you joined to be him, and you failed

>>691046052
not op but i hope you crash and burn faggot

T. other chairforce aircraft mechanic

>>691054086
0621

>>691053335
inb4 you get promoted

>>691053335
I guess you don't plan to ever get promoted

>>691053978
When their parents are a B. General and a full bird colonel, you remember eveything about them. Its the way of the airforce to practice conjuring favors from leadership. Aaaaaand Im a short fag. So I was eye level with that chin

>>691054215
>shut up chair, you are there to suck his cock. dont ever forget that. you joined to be him, and you failed
We'll you got me there he is better than me... being a pilot would be badass and he gets paid dope as fuck but whatever