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>I speak four languages
>I carry zero credit card debt
>I am well versed in geography
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>>691028704
Fuck you
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>>691028704
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tRdObSNgCHM
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>>691028704
>I own a ar-15
>I ate a burger for dinner
>I
shit its not possible
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>>691028704
that's a European m8
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>>691028704
My cock is slightly above average size
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>>691028704
Traitor!
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>>691029733
shit, that's just white people in general, not american
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I only understand American english
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>>691029733
>>691029822
>>691029833
nice dubs
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>>691028704
> I have an iq over 70
> I eat vegetables with my meat
> Masturbating to a Coworker is not the ultimate form of revenge
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I own 10 guns, drink whiskey, listen to country music, deep fry everything, and can count the amount of teeth I have on one hand
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> I don't hide
> I don't make empty threats
> My parents are proud of me
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>>691028704
I live in Mexico. Part of North America.
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>>691028704
go back to the reservation >>>/pol/
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>>691028704
>constantly getting bombed and shot at because a bunch of tuskan raiders are jealous of how great my country is
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>>691028704
I shot my school.
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>>691030415
You could be mexican.
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>>691028704
you spelled european wrong
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> I weigh less than 300 pounds
> I'm not filled with a constant boner
> I'm capable of human emotion
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>>691030415
This is the only true American in this thread other than me. The rest of you faggots are all spics.
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>>691030281
I want to break down your door and take it away
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I eat McDonalds food at least 3 times a day.

I binge watch shit-tier shows on MTV

I shop only for the highest of quality goods at Wal-Mart
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>>691028704
I can't read this very well, but I'm in the top 5 percentile in school
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I haven't seen my penis(or my toes for that matter) since I was 10
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>prove your american

americans dont have to prove shit to anyone, if you havent noticed.
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I have a "Dicky Do" belly
I wear a wife beater with various food, tobacco and shit stains on it
I wear a John Deere hat with a wore out brim
I listen to both kinds of music, Country and Western
I told that teachin lady the only 3 letters I need are C,D,L cos truck drivin
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>>691030035
You're not American.
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>>691031045
Does this school include complimentary drool bibs during class ?
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i think all other countries are shitholes
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I'm circumcised and I'm not brown.
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>>691028704
>I'm broke but I still donate food and money to the poor
>Even though I don't know you, I'd probably help you if you needed it.
>Haven't missed an election since the '70s.
>Everything I have, I own and have NO outstanding debt.
>I love moot and Hiro is turning out to be pretty cool.
>There's a gun in every room.
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>>691028704
I'm not afraid to display my ignorance for all to see.
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i speak american
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>>691030463
Germanfag
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>>691028704
I think soccer is for women or faggots.
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>>691028704
>>I am well versed in geography
>Thinks America=USA
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Right off to page 10 I guess.
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>>691028704
I don't really mind if Britain leaves the E.U. mostly because I don't really know what the E.U. is supposed to fucking do.
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I have stepped on a Lego before.
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>>691034053
WOW! That really looks
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>>691028704
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>>691032096
While I'm sure you can do it if your dedicated enough. Unfortunately Scandinavian countries tend to be VERY disinclined to middle class American immigrants. Getting the proper papers should be challenging. AS for the lifestyle I'm not sure, I'm in Sweden myself.
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>>691028704
I am morbidly obese
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What's a good way to learn a new language, how do you go about doing it?
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I'm American (USA) and some of you are pissing us off. The ONLY one who ever did it.
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>>691030994
lmfao
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>I am a Protestant Christian
>I have a college education
>I have hobbies that I enjoy freely, and I can walk outside without getting blown up or shot at (usually)
>I'm about to go out for some McDonald's
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>>691033102
>Current year
>Doesn't know that America = USA
>mfw
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>>691035554

I'm an American because I like to nuke paradise.
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>I don't have debt
>own my house
>drive a diesel truck to haul fat bicthes
>get to eat my burger while watching porn
GODDAMN AMERICA IS GREAT
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I hate niggers, transfagots, and anything that isn't a Christian white male.
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>>691029822
What is that green thing on your burger
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We have these people here.
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>>691028704
I clap at the end of movies.
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>>691028704
>I work at a fast food restaurant
>I smoke weed
>I am young and white
>This is who I'm voting for
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>>691028704
i have guns to protect my family and my home
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>chimp noises
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I have an AR-15.

I don't need it.

But we have a Bill of Rights, not a Bill of Needs.

Also, Obama is a cunt.
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>>691028704
I fully support every decision the US military makes.
I believe in containing China.
I dislike immigrants taking mah jerbs.
I want a V8 muscle car.
I laugh at Europeans because they can't step to our GDP.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IhnUgAaea4M
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>>691030281
See you again for summer school remedial class Cletus
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>>691028704
> I put a shitty rail and scope on my mosin nagant
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>>691036132
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ITT: nationalism
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>>691035892
It was a controlled explosion. People live there now. I don't know if they glow.

The point being is we do NOT fuck around when we get really mad. Just watch.
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>>691028704
i love guns , beer ,truck ,and murica :))
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>why vote it doesn't even fucking matter
>I'm not racist, but their lazy
>yeah I need a job but I'm not gonna work as a fucking (fill in the blank
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>>691034678

old punks laugh as bitches like this
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>>691028704
Fakest fucking American ever. Gtfo of my 'Murrica.
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>>691036582
this. also small dick, strip clubs, cocaine, diesel power
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>>691036582
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>>691036576
>we do NOT fuck around when we get really mad

See this
>>691036309
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>>691030281
faggot
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>>691036542
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>>691029822
McGangbang motherfuckers!
>more than bad grammar
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>>691036576
You guys have lifted Afganistan, Iraq, North Korea, Syria and Libya from failng states with internal problems to international level terrorist generators. Thanks
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>>691028704
Amerifag reporting
>pic related its me
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>>691036690
That's why I posted it. It's Carl the cuck. A US icon, now.
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>>691035995
Pickles
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>>691030281
WOLOLOOOOOOOOO
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>>691030994
Good luck with that, anon.
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>>691028704
I own twelve guns,5 submachine guns, two 12 short barrells and assorted military knives
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>>691032360
You're not wrong.
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>>691036824
Yeah, we have to listen to you middle schoolers popping pimples and eating cheetos all fucking summer.
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Americano aqui
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>>691028704
God bless muriiica , Beeer , beeeer , footbaaall , Guns guns guns yeaaah with guns my pee pee feels more powerful , meth is good hmmm meth goood ! trump hnnnnng trump hnnnng feels good , murica great again hnnnnnggg , freedom , freedom huuuh !!2nd amendment , kill , kill , muuuuuriiiica , truuuck , beeer , mudafaka , biiig , hamburgerrrrrr , burrrger ,war is good hnnnnnnng goood !!! gunnnnn more gunnnnssss hnnnnnnggggg !!!! protect ma famuly hnnnnnnnggg ! freeedom !!! hnnnnnng , bless muriiica hnnnggg murica is best hnnnng the bessst
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>>691037173
Shut up. Here comes TRUMP.
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If joe biden had run for president I would have voted for him, fuck hillary. Just anyone but trump, I'd have obama for a 3rd term if I could
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>>691037173
The world didn't want to feed us more enemies, so we made some. Gotta keep the ol' skills sharp.
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>>691036576
so you admit you're fucking dumb?
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>>691037173
TRY and stop us.
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>>691037935
>fuck hillary
>I'd have obama for a 3rd term

The cognitive dissonance is amazing.
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>>691038068
so you admit you suck cock for a living?
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>>691037818
And here it comes
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>>691038203
Did I get your panties in a bunch little guy?
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>>691038068
What? Who do you think you're replying to? Hitting the bong, eh? What?
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>>691037811
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>>691028704
> I speak four languages
Lol, americans hardly speak the english language correctly.
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>>691028704
Lol. That's not American at all!
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>>691028704
>I came from the south and married a fat cow to get my legal residence
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If you're not like me gtfo of my country fucking immigrant
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>>691028704
im a fat white guy who loves guns and hamburgers
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>>691038296
Where do YOU live?
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I'm american
>pic related it's me
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>>691030812
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>>691037811
I m gonna kill u !!! u insult my murica !!!!

god bless muriica !!
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>>691030812
LEL
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