After a long day of work for both of us, me and my wife eat dinner, and have some spicy food with jalapeƱo.
We go to bed and she tells me her lips burn from the spicy food, i jokingly tell her that if she gives me a blowjob the burning feeling will go away. So she starts blowing me and it starts feeling really good, and after a bit, my dick starts feeling warm and i'm thinking it feels a little warm like using those warming lubes/condoms. She keeps going and little by little it starts burning more and more until it feels like someone put my dick on the fireplace . I tell her my dick burns like hell and to give me a wet towel, ice or anything to get the burning feeling to go away and nothing works! My wife is just laughing at me. I have to stay as still as i can to not feel the burning, even after i put my underwear back on it burns like a bitch!
I had to lay in bed naked with a fan to my crotch all night, until i feel asleep. Today i wake up with no pain but my crotch is itchy as hell.
WHAT DO /b/?
>>691018198
is this fucking real
oh my god man
i fucking love you
>>691018198
Remember this valuable life lesson and move on.
>>691018538
it is real, it sucks, my dick is itchy and red.
i didn't think that shit would transfer to my dick, funny thing is the burning feeling did go away for her.
>>691018198
stick your dick in a cup of cold milk.
you're whale cum
>>691018198
>>691018876
thats the main ingredient in pepper spray man
and you had her rub it on your dick
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Alcohol dissolves capsaicin. (The spicy stuff on your penis.)
>>691019324
well she didn't rub the jalapeno directly on my dick.
>>691018198
Here u go
bit ly 28NljPX
Pics or it didn't happen OP
>>691018198
Poor dick
>Op has no idea what the fuck capsaicin is
Pour some milk on your dick, idiot
I had two whole jalapenos with steak dinner tonight. I sliced them and ate them. Shit was good.
>>691018198
Show me a pic of your dick op, im a doctor.
>>691018198
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xCk_yTLI7A0
>>691019359
Dont use alcohol that shit burns, dumbass.
>>691019935
>>691019935
>well she didn't rub the jalapeno directly on my dick.
>>691023230
wut
>>691018198
You got jalapeno aids.
Come on Op show us the aftermath.
>>691018198
soak it in milk, no lie, know for a fact this works
Is it still red and irritated?
>>691025205
Seriously, for science
OP IS A FAGGOT
>>691018876
All the oils that burn when from her mouth to your dick dumbass
One time when I was high I put ghost peppers on my dick,
>>691026319
it still is, im scratching like crazy.
>>691026667
Would recommend doing it.
When I used ghost pepper it didn't get red at all.
>>691019935
>>691027509
probably the tugging, rubbing action of the blowjob made the skin raw and sensitive
>>691018198
Pour milk on your cock, its slightly basic and has lactose which nuetralizes capsasian
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ozMuy_k4Nrg
>>691028746
But I jerked off when i did it, it also was only on the tip, but the color stayed the same for that.
>>691029560
did u died
>>691029217
My hero. Its sad I can't even share Jungle Life.
OP im going to bed are you going to show your dick or not.
>>691018198
I eat peppers thenot accidentally rub one out all the time. That's some otherkind shit broheem
>>691031385
Pepper dick lasts like 20 min tops especially if you rinse it
>>691031687
well i didn't rinse it, thought it might get worse.
>>691018198
The op probably has a tiny peen that's why he doesn't want to show us.
Once I got poison ivy on my dick. It itched like a motherfucker but man did it feel good. Falling felt even better too. No idea why.
>>691033439
>fapping felt even better
Goddamn autocorrect
>>691033420
nah man, its like 7.3 inches and pretty thick.
>>691035059
Proof faggot
>>691018198
Once i tripped over a slipper it was one crazy night.
>>691036504
are you okay?
Femanon here if you post dick ill show my tits
>>691037889
tits or gtfo.
>>691039442
What a dick
more
>>691040678
Wow