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>ITT
We describe games poorly

>Go into a dungeon
>Things are fine
>Party members get hit by critical attacks over and over
>Can't avoid it
>Everyone died
>Oh.
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>>691017501
>be plumber
>have plumber brother
>we're super
>my name is mario
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> spawn a character
> be in a team full of retards
> try not to be a retard
> fail
> cry
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>>691017501
Dankest Dungeon?
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>>691017808
Overwatch probably
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>have screen
>have controller
>have game
>play
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>>691017808
>any MOBA ever
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>>691017687
Luigis mansion?
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>>691017908
Bulls eye
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>have friends
>play game
>time passes
>have no more friends
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>Space
>Avoid the Filthy Rebel Scum
>Shit constantly hits the fan
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>>691018073
Clearly monkey island 3
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>weed pulling simulator
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>>691017501
final fantasy
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>>691018542
Kerbal
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>>691018073
Clearly Ape Escape
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>>691018144
you literally guessed it
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>>691018073
Mario Party 64
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>Mode 7
>Old Guy and Future Wife get kidnapped
>Travel the world trying to rescue them
>Lighthouses
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>dolphin
>game was never released
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> die a lot
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>Avoid the Filthy Rebel Scum
>Kerbal
Since when does KSP have filthy rebel scum?
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>>691018665
Nope
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>>691018558
>>691018828
>>691019181
Wrong. General Custer's last stand
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>>691019459
Dark Souls if you're bad?
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>Hail Gaben
>Frisbee
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>Fought in a war against a wizard
>Ate shit
>Brought back to life
>Disgruntled mumbling
>Fucked up that wizard
>Return to the afterlife as a hero
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>Mass Murder Sim
>Don't actually have to kill people
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>live in town
>work in town
>do favors for neighbors
>whole town turns to shit when you stop playing
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>>691020236
Animal Crossing
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>>691020220
Gta
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>>691020354
Ofc
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>>691020366
Nope, story mode on GTA does require murder
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>>691020220
Postal?
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>Bejeweled
>Boat
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>>691020660
Bingo, Postal 2 to be precise, as the original did require you to kill.
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>all the questlines are shit
>difficulty setting is proportional to damage-sponginess
>[stealth archery intensifies]
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>>691021243
Skyrim
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>>691021316
obviously
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>>691018542
FTL
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>Man is sad
>gets letter from dead wife
>man meets new friends and gets even sadder
>triangle headed man gets all the ladies
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>>691017501
>sweaty men
>stupid comments
>lacking depth
>1-2-3
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>>691017501
>participate in some weird dog fights
>more like pet fights for money
>mobsters are involved
>never go to school
>be child, massively unsupervised
>walk inside volcano and dungeons that are no intended for tourists or civilians
>don't have father
>an underfunded illegal doctor across the street acts like my father
>he keeps asking me what my gender identity is
>some people try to do drug experiments on me and my pets
>have free healthcare all the time
>never see any sign of police
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>>691022213
Pokemon
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>>691022213
Just about any pokemon game besides 3rd gen
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>>691021991
Silent Hill 2
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>>691022368
Nope. It's DigipokeGameOfThronesmon
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>>691018471
Mario Party? Mario Kart?

....Monopoly....?
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>>691022409
I only played the third generation, dumbass.
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>>691017501
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>>691022490
Correct my good sir
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>>691022651
You have a father in that one, so don't get pissy with me.
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>>691023111
Trips tell the truth, but I remember no father.
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>>691019822
Git gud
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>>691023429
Your father is the 5th gym leader in the game, which happens to be the first gym you see in it.
AKA Norman
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>>691022125
The game of 4Chan
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>>691023616
I didn't play that game. I played the one with Charizard, 3rd gen, where it's all colorful and shit. Sabrina is a Catholic bitch and whatnot. That one.
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> Drives custom car
> Short matches
> Always go for Dank aerials
> GOOOAAAAALLLLLL
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>>691023997
Ooooh firered and leafgreen
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>Step one, power up the base cannons
>Step two, fire
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>end up in shitland on the job
>get sick and end up not doing your job
>run errands for asshole A and asshole B alternately
>everyone here wants me dead for no reason
>war sucks, man
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>Save girl from the mafia
> PTSD from Nam'
>Comin' from the trees man...
>Listen to badass 80's music
>Have no friends
>Girlfriend killed
>Gets revenge
>No Russian
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>>691023691
I didn't think anyone would get that wrong, holy shit.
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>>691024153
I spotted you by your moans. Go back to tumblr, bitch!
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>>691024069
Car Ball
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>>691024754
FUCK YOU WHITE CIS SCUM
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>>691019614
KSP with FTL mod...
oh
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>>691024957
Shut the fuck up, young bitch. My dick is hard right now. I'm old, I should be impotent by now. Stop baiting me into child molestation, bitch.
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>>691024172
Giantdad Simulator?
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>>691017501
GTA 5
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>>691025126
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>>691017687
Grand theft Auto san andreas
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>>691017808
GTA
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>>691018073
Monopoly board game
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>>691025261
There;s something you can do for me, whore. I'm looking for the song used in the "OitnB" trailer. I can't seem to find it. You tumblr whore must know all about it. What's the name of the song used in the "Orange is the new black" trailer?
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>>691018471
Gta London
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>>691018542
Scat warriors : Reveng of the Turd
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>>691020821
Pretty sure I had to kill Gary Coleman and a bunch of people in a mall just to get through that game
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>>691019224
GTA 4
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>>691025531
I..... I don't know sir
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>>691019292
Ecco the Dolphon
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Spooky bear
Kids don't like school
Fun-time executions for the whole family
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>Be a person
>Hunt deer or some shit
>Bang ur wife
>forgot the rest
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>>691019459
Mario paint or photoshop Cc
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>>691025757
It's OK. Your head must be full of transgenderism and lesbianism. You don't know anything useful.

What's your favorite show, btw?
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>>691019750
You fucking liar, it was Money island 3
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>YOU MUST CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PYLONS
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>>691025692
You can play the entire game without killing anyone by just running away from battles into neighboring parts of the map
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>>691020150
>ate shit
Faeces eater 3
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>>691025954
I like the one that has the sponge in it
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>>691019224
Golden Sun
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>>691020220
Mario paint
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>>691024917
I call it Car Soccer but sure. Rocket League
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>>691026131
Bingo
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>>691024559
Far cry 2 duh
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>>691026104
Schindler's list? That's not a show, it's just a long movie.
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>>691018471

wow
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>>691020236
Streetfighter 2: Chmpion edition
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>>691018542

Def FTL
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>>691020680
Columns
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>>691026058
It's not fucking metal gear who does that
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>>691026238
You're a long movie
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>compete in sadistic and brutal races to win trophys, cars, and slaves
>>
>mission starts
>try not to be retard
>be retard
>die
>restart until satisfied with outcome
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>>691017687
StarFox
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>>691021243
GTA 3
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>>691026362
Fucking savage yo
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>>691026362
And you're future MD or some boring shit like that. So, who's the loser now?
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>>691021991
Super mario 2
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>>691026500
you are
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>691026475
>savage
>yo
gtfo summerfag
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>>691020220
The Sims
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>>691022125
Arkanoid
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>>691026399
2 fast 2 furious
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>>691021243
Puella Magi Modoka Magica Portable. Easy.
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>>691022213
Pacman
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>>691020680
You have to build a boat!
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>>691020150
Icewind Dale
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>>691017687
ROBLOX
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>>691026591
What, are you bored now? Is it because you're a strong independent woman?
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>>691026612
>can't even reply to a post
>>summerfag
Lol
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>>691026612
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>>691024069
Legend of Zelda : Ocarina of time
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>>691026047
Age of Empire II
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>>691026612
summerfags trying to call out other summerfags.
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>>691025154
Damn right
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>>691024703

Hotline Miami
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>>691026047
God of War
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>play as a young character
>work together to defeat evil
>cringe fanbase
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>>691026854
You know it faggot
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>be me
>athletic
>play tennis, baseball, golf and other sports
>have no fucking fingers but it ok
>3 years later, move to an island
>fly a plane, play basketball
>one day
>fencing on a big platform above the water
> fucking weeb fences me into the water
>drown and die
>be mii
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>>691024559
Mario Kart
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>>691027056
every game ever
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>FIND THE COMPUTER ROOM
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>>691024703
Super mario land
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>>691018471
Dokapon Kingdom
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>>691026999
Chequered
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>>691027056

faggottail
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>>691027102
Castlevania
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>>691027056
undertale
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>>691027175
The Stanley parable
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>>691027043
Hell to the yes. Finally someone got it.
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>>691026612
>can't even 4chan correctly
>calling someone out for being a summerfag
>clearly a summerfag himself

my sides
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>Wake up as a prisoner
>War between medieval nazis and jews
>Have sex with everybody
>Fighting a master jew wizard
>Running around in dreamland
>Save, reload, save, reload, save, reload
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>>691027102
Elf Bowling 2 - Elves in Paradise
Next
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>>691027102

fuckin wii sports nigga
>>
>Leave the castle
>Head north
>Go to richest place in the game
>Beggars and naked women
>Log out and never play again
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>>691027175
Hedgehog the Shadow
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>>691027331

oblivion
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>>691027359
Skram
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>>691027056
Earthbound?
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>>691027083
Look, I have another game for you
>learn history lessons from antiquity
>extremely good history lessons, objective info
>also, play strategy game, fight with armies and shit
>you need peasants to hunt
>peasants can get food from lions
>mfw people use to eat lion meat
>mfw lions used to inhabit Greece
>but MORE IMPORTANTLY, DID YOU SEE THE HISTORY LESSONS?
>EXTREMELY good history lessons
>shit, I didn't learn that much history in school
>also, has a few sequels, which also have VERY GOOD HISTORY LESSONS
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>fall in a basement because scared of your mom
>get more deformed as you go deeper
>buncha monsters and religious shit
>fight satan as final boss
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>>691027331
Kirby's Dream Land.
I'm glad someone else sees the anti-Jew propoganda Nintendo decided to incorporate into the Kirby franchise.
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>>691027331
Oblivious
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>the storm last night didn't wake you
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>>691027569
Harry Potter
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>>691025884
Sonic the hedgehog
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>>691027056
>>691027532
WINRAR! It was Mother 2
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>>691027569
Danganronpa 2: Goodbye Despair
Make these harder
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>>691027657
nope
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>>691017501
Russian man and Nazi team up to kill a kid from Boston and a drunken cyclops because they stole a briefcase.
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>>691026047
Mario kart 2
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>>691025884
Lazy Suit Luigi
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>>691027569

binding of faggot
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>>691027734
also nope
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>>691026104
vaginal wars
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>>691027824
yay you got it
>>
>>691027753
TF2?
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>>691027629
>>691027462
Close
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>>691027569
Sakura Dungeon
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>>691027753
Tekken12+1
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>2033
>live in a metro
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>>691017687
sonic the hedgehog
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>>691026173
I knew it!
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>>691027985
The Sims
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>be writer
>go on vacation save wife
>shadow people take her
>they're from book
>my book
>have retard agent who is friend
>we try to save her with flashlights
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>be blonde hair spiky tip cuck
>dad is big whale
>travel the land searching for dadwhale so you can kill him
>your only friends are old man with weird sleeves, fanfare lady, girl with dragons, liongoat, and some girl who has grenades or whatever
>>
>>691026399
Metal gear solid
>>
I fucking hate my life. Tumblrina is go-o-o-o-ne... I do have a pretty gf that sucks my cock and idolizes me, but damn, I really liked tumblrina, she was smart. She was fat and fucking boring, but she was smart.
>>
>>691027938
Someone already got it, it was Binding of Isaac
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>>691028111
>>
>Be baby
>Play minigames
>Unlock clothes as you go along
>Kill yourself cause your life is horrible
>>
>>691027175
sanic
>>
>>691026433
penis wars
>>
>>691028315
among the sleep
>>
>Heart, Light, Darkness
>>
>be random guard in castle
>evil wizard guy steals castle relic
>curses entire castle
>curses the royals
>you don't get cursed because of your backstory that you don't know
>meet a fat guy at a bridge who tries to kill you
>ends up joining you on your quest to kill a comedian
>nobody can say your name, but everyone can spell it
>you are completely mute, but people can somehow read your lips perfectly.
>>
>>691028125
You don't know what the word cuck means... do you
>>
>>691026358
...me
>>
>>691026854
you are
>>
>>691028111
>go on vacation with wife*
my b
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>>691028315
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-z9PvHDJUpM
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>>691028436
WHEN YOU WALK AWAY
YOU WON'T HEAR ME SAY
PLAYSTATION 2 GAMES
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>guy tells you to make a magical door
>you do it
>you get sucked in and have to survive as the fucking ball from cast away
>if you get these things you make a portal probably
>adventure time nigga
>after several trials you make it to a dark place and then you release the guy who told you to make the door from his throne
>you get put on the throne
>sometime later the guy's girlfriend takes your place
>you and the guy survive together along with your other niggas
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>>691028630
You know it faggot
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>>691026999
summerfag.
>>
Come on, tumblrina, come back, whore, I really liked our short shitty time together. Come one, come back you dam whore.
>>
>>691028519
faggot male who cant please his partner and so gets off by watching another male (usually black) please his wife in ways he never could. Used as a general insult, just like faggot and nigger
>>
>>691028582
>>691027083
Which one of these is you, bitch?
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>>691027102
Pacman
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>black guy
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>>691019969
ricochet
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>>691028794
you cant insult those trips
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>>691027175
Mario Kart 3
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>>691028111

American McGee's Maximum Stephen King Ripoff adventure
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>>691029121
haha black people arent in video games hahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahah
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>>691029265
nigger
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>>691027250
Winrar
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>>691028125

Final Fantasy Laughing Scene 9000
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>>691017687
>>>691018251 >>691025320 >>691026437 >>691026810 >>691028049
Fuck you all. It's Super Mario Bros.
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>>691027308
Sonic the hedgehog 2
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>>691029444
trips don't lie
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>>691027331
Monopoly
>>
>Debt simulator
>Furries everywhere
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>>691029416
congrats you win

as a prize you get laugh scene 1 hour loop
>>
>Nukes are bad, m'kay?
>Joust with fighter jets
>Spanish Guitar
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>>691029121
Masseffect
>>
>spawn
>buy gun
>shoot people
>win/lose
>spawn
>buy gun
>shoot people
>win/lose
>spawn
>buy gun
>shoot people
>win/lose
>receive an item that's worth 400$
>keep it because of muh social status
>most popular pc shooter
>fucking kill me
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>>691027359
Pacman
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>>691029758
Super Mario Land
>>
>>691029758
Overwatch
>>
>>691029758
league of overdota
>>
>Rise from your grave
>Power up
>beardragoncat
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>>691027542
Mario Paint
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>>691029758
Counter Strike: Condition Zero
>>
>>691029758

Russia simulator: GO
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>>691027569
Pacman
>>
>wake up in cell
>faggot drops key inside dead body for me to escape with
>dies
>dies againx100
>beats bosses
>is told by giant black dick to link fire by killing more bosses
>ok.jpeg
>reach old bearded fire sword guy
>*parries him*
>ggez *roll credits*
>>
>>691029758
cs:go without a doubt
>>
>robots evil
>guys kill some but some are fucking buddhas
>allahu akbar went the base of the people who fought and made peace with the robots
>eventually one goes rogue and works with spiderwoman
>spiderwoman and death assassinate one of the buddha robots which is really important and sanic tries to stop them
>death and this monkey guy are nemeses along with old captain america
>everyone is fighting and shit but the main idea is that whoever can push the limousine through hollywood the fastest is the best
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>>691019224
bioshock
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>>691030166
Dubs Souls
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>>691028627
Super clash bros: get dunked by a swede
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>>691023616
>>691023997
You're both faggots. GTFO
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>>691027586
Winrae
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>>691030166
dark souls
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>>691027753
Mario Kart
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>4 guys walk into place
>bang
>dead zombie
>>
>Beta
>Discover Crush was taken
>Brutally crush the rebel scum
>Kill child
>ShesNotHereFaggot.jpg
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>>691028453
Dragon Quest VIII?
>>
>Taken 3 with hindu gods.
>I swear this is god of war.
>>
>sit down at dinner table
>wait 10-15 minutes
>win game
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>>691027985
mario paint
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>>691030687
Asura's Wrath bb
>>
>>691030743
Far Cry 4
>>
>>691028111
Wonderboy in monsterland
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>>691030789

Yes!
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>>691030665
good work anon
you've earned a prize of one rare pepe
>>
>>691030494

Left 4 bread
>>
>fuck a Native American girl
>on a cactus
>native Americans go bang bang
>need to bang bang
Oh shit waddup
>>
>>691028125
Shinobi
>>
>>691030992
nope
>>
>>691017808
CS:GO
>>
>>691017501
>>Trump is Build Wall
>>Trump is Block Shape I L T [+] Z S
>>Trump is Build Wall no holes or fail
>>Trump is Make Mexican Pay for Wall
"Not Russian Game" is Murica Game now
>>
>>691031069
General Custard's something
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