Hey /b/ros, shit has been hitting me hard lately and frankly I need your guys' help. Recently I got a letter in the mail from an old high school friend, Mikal. The guy was a fucking spaz, ADHD or something, and I hadn't heard from him in years since a party in 2009, until now.
"Dear Charlie,
Haven't heard from you bud in a long time, not since that party in '09, right? Anyway, I hope you've been well lately, because I haven't. Everyone is gone. My last relatives are my Uncle and two cousins, and I've had no contact with friends for a long time. Point is I've done things. Things that happened in the spur of the moment that I'm not proud of, one that I'm going to confess to you. I'm only telling you this because I trust you, and I'd rather make my last confession to you than anyone else.
Just look around this area and look under the big rock:
36°58'04.6"N 78°22'03.0"W
Don't tell anyone, please, I don't want my cousins to know, nor do I want to be remembered for this. You've been a great friend, Charlie, I want to thank you for all the stuff you've done for me.
-Mikal"
Genuinely spooked by the message, I called his cousin after a long search for his number. I was not suprised when he told me Mikal had committed suicide on the 16th. He comforted me throughout the call and I finally grew the balls to ask him if anything tragic had recently happened to him. He was hesitant, but with a little pressure he told me that Mikal's girlfriend, Lucy, had mysteriously went missing when the two went on a trip to Virginia. So now I'm fairly certain that Mikal fucking killed Lucy and stashed her body under some rock. If any Virginafags are near that area, could you check it out? If we are fucking solving a legit murder case then I'm fucking done.
this is fake and gay you have the handwriting of a 12 year old
Anyone on this site isn't trustworthy
FAKE
nigger b8, Mikal is a nigger name
It's in a dense section of wildlife. Hell fucking no am I going there.
>>691015577
Send the feds
>>691015577
hahahahahahahahahahahah FUCK. THAT.
>>691015577
Yeah I saw that, it seems there is a beaten path in it, though.
>>691016496
still sketchy
>>691017111
Accidental trips are accidental
>>691017111
trips have spoken, don't go OP
>>691017111
Flying spaghetti trips are spooky
>>691017333
HOLY FUCK THE TRIPS
Anyway, trust me, I won't be going all the way from New Mexico to Virginia.
>>691015577
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DwtYKlaFDKw
Too far for a Kentucky fag
>>691017333
mfw i get trips when checking trips
Toronto fag reporting in, I want to see a dead body ffs
>>691018236
Same, but the only virginafag pussied out
Someone send the feds. Virginiafag go plz. You will be the ultimate /b/ hero.
>>691017111
>>691017333
4chan is telling us not to go
>>691013804
tell the police, they'll check it out for you
lets go to the site guise
>>691019542
Learn to use .gif's.
>>691019542
Get out faggot.
I aint gonna waste the feds' time if this isn't the right place, plus OP may be trolling
Can a Canada fag call the American police or will it be long distance or unregistered?
>>691019686
it will cost way to much for what its worth
>>691019683
I swear to god if there's a fucking banana there or some shit.
Let's do it anyways,
someone have a drone? Just go NEAR the area and video the situation
>>691020090
John, haha. Where did you find this one?
>>691013804
>goto coordinates
>bag over head, black out
>wake up bent over a box, tied up
>raped daily by some neckbeard in his basement
nah I'll pass
>>691020759
That's why you carry an ar-15
Can we just volunteer for a cuck or a trap to go? their lives don't matter anyway.
I'm not seeing any google results for any women named Lucy going missing in that area. Seems legit.
>>691021073
maybe she's black, you wouldn't then
>>691020759
>murderer is already dead
About 2 hours away from there, myself. I'm well armed, too.
>>691021417
I volunteer you as tribute!
OP still here?
>>691021417
oh shit we might have somebody willing to go
>>691021375
>implying OP isn't making this up to lure someone out alone for sexy slave time.
I have an address for you to go to, it has a treasure chest and winning lotto numbers, it's totally not a set up.
>>691013804
Do you know what year Lucy went missing?
>Virginia fag here.
I'd go but there's no way in hell I'm going in alone. Might get knocked out and wake up turned into a Tiffanny.
Don't you die on me
>>691021672
Right here m8
>>691021984
>>691021923
Yeah, 2014, thanks for reminding me about that.
>>691013804
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xCk_yTLI7A0
>>691021984
You and I have been given a righteous cause. You bring the righteous nigger rage and I'll bring the guns.
>>691022287
I'll bring the deep house
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XfJh-Jmp_B0
>>691020957
But what if I get temporary PTSD anon?
So we have takers?
>>691022287
>be me
>young black anon
>agree to venture into the wilderness to find a rock that may not exist along with a burly, well armed redneck.
Nope.
funkmasta here monitoring tread
fly a drone or an rc car or some shit there and scope it out
Move this to /x/ after this thread 404's. It'll be up for awhile over there.
>>691023158
spoder here not monitoring thread
If I lived close, I'f fucking be there in a heartbeat.
Ya'll are pussies
>>691023312
Was considering that, but I don't think this counts as "paranormal" necessarily.
If this was a letter in the mail, why is the paper not creased at all? op is a faggot
>>691021984
>>691021417
>>691013804
We need a few more and we'll have a Fellowship of /b/
>>691023614
Doesn't matter, those fags post everything except paranormal stuff over there. It'll be perfect.
This is like 5 minutes from my dad's hometown. I drove within 20 minutes of here once a week for a long time, ending last month. should've posted this a month ago.
there's nothing remotely going on in that area. it's an hour from being on the way to anywhere that a couple could possibly be visiting in virginia.
>>691023620
It is, but the light it too bright to see it, plus I straightened it out somewhat because bending paper is annoying af
>>691023828
Which makes it ideal for dumping a body
68 61 68 61 20 6c 6f 6e 67 20 62 6f 79 0a
Just go already! Dis gunna /b/ gud
>>691023427
likewise
>>691013804
OP if this isn't bullshit what's Lucy's last name? We'll know this is legit if she shows up in the missing person database.
>>691024411
haha long boy? dubs of confusion
>>691024744
This.
Op just give us more information.
>>691024744
Don't know, friend's cousin didn't tell me and I just remembered some info, will be updating soon.
Virginia fag here. Ill go if we get a timestamp with the letter. Plus more proof
guys theres a path and a house nearby, just go and bring a flare gun or something if it goes wrong.
>>691025483
the bomb that fucker hid is meant for OP
>Receive note from somebody with cryptic hints pointing toward a homicide
>post it on 4chan, of all places
>post it on /b/, of all places
>instead of reporting it to the authorities and enjoying the accolades of assisting a crime investigation
Why does this thread exist? Why are people taking this seriously?
Yeah, but there is a mystery dude, a MYSTERYYYYYYYY.
>>691025830
It is a disgruntled former employee. I watched Scooby Doo
>>691025830
skepticism.jpg
>>691025637
Same reason anyone is on b/. They have nothing better to do.
>>691025637
Exactly what I thought.
>OMG I SAW A WOMAN GETTING RAPED BY 30 MEN
>GOTTA TELL /B/ FIRST
How did Mikal an hero?
>>691018038
Another KYfag here, too bad I spend all day locked in my house.
>>691021281
Name like Lucy? Not likely. Even among black folks that don't name their kids Jamal and the likes, Lucy isn't very popular.
>>691013804
tipped the feds
don't go anons, let the feds handle it.
>>691025604
nigga thats no house its just a strip in the forest for cable lines/ towers
WHY ARE PEOPLE TAKING THIS SERIOUSLY
>>691025637
Wouldn't be the first time.
Update lads, I forgot to put the following info into the OP:
>couple was camping in an area so where near Richmond
>investigation was supposedly half-asses
BTW anons, I already tipped off the feds, so don't worry about that, I just know the feds are slow af when it comes to this, especially after someone posts it on 4chan