Waifu claiming thread.
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>>690968295
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Kyouko claimed.
Dio-sama...
>>690976731
I was kidding
I figured you had just not seen it
>>690977226
I try to
>>690977088
Damn, thank you! It means a lot to me.
And I try aswell!
>Akagi claimed
Good evening
Saber claim
Miho claimed
https://youtu.be/r5GCn1BKkxg
Awake from my nap. Reporting in
sleepy little reapy
>>690977411
I lurk a lot more than I post. And I post a lot.
>>690977411
>I try to
You try to what?
You try to act like yourself or do you try to always tell the truth?
So finaly got my kancolle to work.
>There are way too many loli ships
>They are making noises
>Im scared
> also moon runes witch i cant understand
send help
>You have been banned for 168 hours
>Reason:
>Innapropiate link
Are you fucking kidding me?
I need it.
>>690977264
JESUS FUCK GET A FUCKING LIFE YOU GOD DAMNED PATHETIC PIECE OF ELEPHANT EXCREMENT! GO OUT! GET SOME CASH AND BUY A WHORE LIKE THE REST OF US!
>>690977465
>I try aswell
Well you succeed.
And you a cutie as well.
Hey everyone. How are you guys today
Eureka claimed, yet again!
>>690977842
>paying for hookers
Thanks, I'll stick to my 3d gf and 2d waifu instead.
>>690977760
Poke anything that looks cute and doesn't seem to be ridden with STDs, this also applies when going to nightclubs.
>>690977842
Bit people like you wouldnt entertain us then which is way more interresting
Avatarfagging is one thing but all of these tripcodes have got to go.
Making some caramellate muffins at work edition.
>>690977579
I only really post in these threads and on /tg/
>>690977721
Both
>>690977760
Yeah, that's KanColle in a nutshell. I stopped it a long time ago kek
>>690977813
How could you fucking post a link in here?!
>I was also banned for posting a link once
>>690977842
>Paying for Sex
Ahahahahaha, good one anon, good one
>>690978130
So that must mean you like it here. Since you try to be yourself here and don't lie
>>690978082
>>690978110
>replying to bait
>>690977818
Need it to make me feel heated.
>>690977852
>And you a cutie as well.
Thank you again so much, you're one aswell obviously.
>>690977760
kek, don't sink all your ships.
>>690978246
Sorry, I'm a bit bored
>>690978130
Best threads on /b/.
I really only use /a/b/c/f/
Buy I rarely post on any board other than /b/
>>690978227
>>690978110
>>690978082
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
Coming into these threads lately I realize I dont know much of anything about these gals, or the animes the come from. Feels bad many, but how long have people been claiming for in these threads, do you always claim the same or no?
>>690978281
I got a good buzz going.
>>690978122
I want muffins
>>690978227
Yeah, and I like a lot of the people here
Of course I don't lie to people here, but I may want to lay with a few
>>690978702
GOD DAMMIT IT'S A TITTY LOLI
>>690978662
I have never committed heresy.
>>690978715
Im making muffins, what a coincidence.
>>690978662
I've changed Waifu to Chara since I found more art of them than to my original waifu. Since then I've been claiming them... for about two or three months now? I am not sure.
>>690978715
You want to lay with a few? Lay as in...?
>>690978702
>>690979011
as in fuck, you god damn faggot.
>>690978662
Around 5 months
>>690978608
What about /d/?
You seem like a complete /d/egenerate
>>690978943
We might be able to help each other out
>>690979011
Shit, lie with. As in lie down. Lay is set to drown objects. Fuck English
I mean fuck
>>690979275
>admits to wanting to fuck men
>calls someone else a faggot
Akiko claimed
>>690977028
>mrw
>>690977264
what is everyones favorite anime? need some more recomendations
>>690979090
I won't dump, I respect you guys.
Especialy you.
>>690978848
worst type of loli
>>690979376
Bwahaha, I've never seen you flustered or cursing before.
But now I want a list of anons who you want to slay err... I mean lay... I mean fuck...
>>690979376
If I want porn I find porn. No problem. But I'm not a fan of that super fetish shit you will not get away from on that board.
I'm a vanilla fag at heart, but I do have my kinks.
>>690979642
Appreciated.
>>690979624
Boku no Pico
>Syndra was consumed alive by loli-boats
Well then, bye.
>>690979642
I'm sure no one would mind a mega link.
I finally got a ship that isn't a loli.
My day is saved.
>>690978102
Im poking things and they are making werd noises
>>690979843
Dont leave me alone
Im scared
>>690979745
KEK KEK
>>690979792
I'm going to sleep.
Goodnight cutie.
>>690979883
You have to earn that.
:^)
>>690979275
>>690979491
Was not me
>>690979624
Excell Saga is hilarious
>>690979745
You haven't?
I thought I have sworn here
>>690979782
Boring, of course I don't go there either, sometimes /y/ though
>>690979978
I hope you sleep well, see you tomorrow!
kagmai claimed
>>690979376
I'd lay with you if that's what you are suggesting.
>Shiro
>>690979947
That only means they like you.
Next you'll be asking for a hug.
>>690980176
sigh, kagami
>>690980065
I see, good night and I will be thinking on how to win that.
>>690980176
Kagami is Mai confirmed.
>>690980097
Yaoi. Really? Are you why shota is slowly returning to /b/?
I swear it was gone for years because of the tsundere attitude for anime /b/ has.
Only the loli fags were tenacious it seems.
>>690980249
>Next you'll be asking for a hug.
Maybe i should quit before its too late.
This is hilarious. It's Midnight. Normally my cat would make a fuss and wants to go outside to the nature but guess what? It's too hot. She got up, layed down at the couch, decided it's too hot and got bad up to the bed and continued to sleep.
>>690979958
Oh, sup? How are you?
>>690980097
I'm not sure, maybe I did, but I have a horrible memory...
But not horrible enough to let you dodge the question.
>Give me a list of anons you want to "lay"
What drew you guys to your waifus originally? Personally Eureka was cluelessly adorable, yet she had such a messed up past, and she's an "alien." How deep does it run for you guys
>>690980516
>forgot a pic
damn it's getting late
In Belgium we say: It's summer when the rain gets hotter
>be me
>not raining for first time in a week
>go outisde because it seems like a good idea
>instantly attacked by a swarm of blood sucking mites
Why the fuck did I even bother? Some of them followed me inside
>>690980545
Eyes.
Always been a sucker for them. Always will be.
>>690980392
my brain is fried lol
>>690980507
Or do as every great scientist ever, see how deep the insanity runs.
>>690980545
Such a cute, and loved her genki personality.
>>690980836
That thumbnail suggested my brain for it to be something else.
>>690980755
My fellow shit tier phone friend. I like you btw, and I yeah, now that you mention that purple is my favorite color, so maybe eyes are a thing for me too??
I need more pics, sorry for being a recycle plant
Kurumi claimed
>>690980665
>1 from Satan
>>690980704
Bugs getting inside is the worst
For fucks sake, stop giving me loli ships.
>>690980840
The stakes are too high
>>690980176
Hello
>>690980186
Lewd
>>690980482
Not shota though
>>690980516
Silly cat, my dog sometimes forgets that snow and ice are cold and sits on them and looks uncomfortable
Only if you also do
You, mizore, Rikka, and konata
>>690980545
I find her hilarious. She is a mad scientist, but doesn't understand why people are so scared of her, considering her record of operations
>>690981208
Destroyers are almost all lolis.
>>690980836
I wonder what fried brains taste like.
>>690980545
I could go on for a while about why Makoto. So let's just simplify it to "Everything".
>>690981208
"It's surrender or die and the stakes are high"
Very fitting lyrics by Sabaton.
>>690981190
A lot of us recycle. No worries. I am no different.
>>690980545
>sigh
here we go again explaining why I'm such a huge massive faggot...
It's because of how Chara doesn't have a gender per se but has the gender the player wants them to be.
It's basically the perfect trap. And I love traps.
>>690981206
Well, can't be Satan all the time now, can I?
Welcome back! How was your time when you weren't on waifu?
>Also nice filename
>>690981413
>Only if you also do
>Doesn't give me time to back out
God dammit Fran
>>690981461
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>>690979491
Oh shit wad up?
Im watching Code Geass and its boring as fuck!
>Syndra getting triggered by loli ships
>Fran and Chara gonna fuck
What a time to be in thread.
>>690981461
Kinda rubbery and fatty.
>Rory-sama
>>690981413
Just hard gay stuff?
Straight musclemen rub downs?
Not a fan to be honest.