nooooo

Post a pic of the broad buddy

>>690959819
Unless you fagit you go. Fagit.

Why the fuck not? You're very fucking retarded if you turn that down

>>690959819
fucking a fat chick does not count as sex. You will still be a virgin afterwards. It's not worth it, you'll regret the flashbacks of what you had to do while you couldn't get your dick hard for the rest of your life.

>>690959819
Dubs says no.

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>>690959984


The one in the middle.

>>690960333
Oh my god op.

>>690960333
Absolutely not

>>690959819
Ignore all the people who don't get any pussy and do it bro. Free food,free flight,free room and easy sex. It's not like you have to fuck her for hours lmao. Hit it then go out and explore the city.

>>690959819
As long as it's no strings attached. Look man, the number one way to get laid is not to have any standards. Any guy who claims he's fucked dozens or hundreds of bitches is one of two things: a liar or a chubby chaser. There's nothing wrong with that, though. Go and blow your load.

Just...make sure you don't get caught in the bitch's orbit.

She is in a fcking tardchair

>>690960333
Jesus.
Say no.
Please op.

>>690960333
>OP considered this

>>690960333
Pic of you so we know if you're around her level?

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>>690960333
A wheel chair bearing goblin faced meat sac. Don't do it.

>>690960333
No wait I take what I said back I TAKE IT BACK ABORT ABORT

Would stil advise you to do it indeed

>>690960333
Holy tits bro that is a fucking deformation ABORT ABORT

>>690960333
No no no no no no no no

>>690959819

Did you just fucking say Uni?

No wonder you are a virgin.

Read some pasta the other day about this subject but its kinda TL;DR so Ill sumarize:

Dont spend your whole life searching for the perfect girl like the ones you jerk off to, and being angry when those kinds of girls go for men way better looking than yourself. Limit your expectations and go for someone who is into you but may not be your ideal.

Worst outcome:dosnt work out but virginity lost
Best outcome:works out and happy/not alone

Yes go dude. It would obviously mean a lot to her

>>690960333
Don't do it OP

>>690960333
fuck me the idea of fucking that is repulsive. How can you be on top of a creature like that and enjoy fucking it? I mean how can you feel good about the moment you're both in if she looks like that? Sex with a person that is unattractive isn't sex, its nothing more than masturbation faggot,

>>69096033
>checked
Please Op, you'll regret it the second you have to sit with her on the flight next to the gob

>>690960333
Op you're going to need a bag

>>690960763


OP here. Is it really that bad? I mean. I know she's like a 3.5/10.

>>690960686
wrote this before I saw the picture man.... I wouldnt

>>690960333
OH CHRIST NO.

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If you don't tit fuck and sodomize that paraplegic land whale you will bring shame and dishonour to your family.

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>>690960888


trips don't lie

>>690960333
Oh Jesus.. Don't lose your humanity on this

>>690960333
How the fuck are you even considering this?
Working as a gay protitute sucking off truck drivers would be less humiliating and probably better paying.

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>>690960853
>3.5
Nigga. I'm sure she's lower than that.

>>690960888

>checked

better to be alone that fuck that thing

>>690960333

omg you were actually considering this....

bahahAHAHABAHAAAAA

>>690959819
NCFag here too.. I swear to god if you are who I think you are I'm about to come down there.

>>690960333

Don't worry, she'll look like Taylor Swift after 2 bottles of whiskey. Just make sure you're piss drunk.

>>690960853
>3.5/10
>3.5
>the fuck faggot did you forget the negative sign?

>>690961164
Please enlighten us.

>>690959819
Worse case scenario you get a free meal and laid in a place no one knows you

Best case scenario you get a free meal, trap off with another girl, stay at hers and have a very awkward return plane journey

Win win if you ask me

>>690961164
OP needs to post picture to see if she is better than him

>>690960853
Do it man, fuck it. As long as she's not an actual tard. I mean sure it might not be ideal but your lose virginity and your probably make her happy.

Live life dude, I'd go for it.

>>690960333
Do it.

>>690960333
NOOOOooooooOOOOOOOoooooOOOOOOOO

>>690961259
Worst case scenario is he has to stick anything inside that thing m8

How low are your fucking standards?

>>690959819
If you need to get away just go up some steps.

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I see so many milfs at the store I work at. I must fuck one.

>>690960935
Das it mane. Throw that v-card in the proverbial meat grinder you neckbeard pussy.

>>690961299
>checked

Live life? I'd rather die a virgin in his stituation

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>>690961284


OP here. This is me at a convention last year.

umm...don't do it.even i wouldn't do it and my standarts are really fuckin low

>>690961467
hahaha this guy gets it

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>>690960333
are you fucking mental

>>690961519
Now that is a 3.5/10
Referring to op btw

>>690961519

which one's you?

>>690961519
How tall are you?

>>690961658
green

>>690961519
Sorry for the confusion. I know of no one from NC this faggy.

>>690961519
BRUV your pretty hideous yourself...

>>690961717
5'7

>>690959819
yeah, assuming that you're as stressed as any other guy would be if they were a 24yo who'd never has a gril... just lose your virginity. get tipsy, maybe take some mdma, get it over with. virgins are shit in bed anyway, so you're not gonna be missing out on good sex no matter who you screw.

>>690960333
and here I thought to myself "Oh OP she can't be that bad" Jesus H Fuck I was wrong. Don't do it. Your luck she will get preggo and now you have a little mongoloid running around

>>690959819
Do you have the option of nobody ever finding out.

Honestly, really are like mopeds, they can be fun, but don't let your friends know you ride one.

They can be total freaks, and a great fuck. But not your proudest moment.

>>690961519
Dude seriously. There is a fine line between going for the kill and abandoned ship. Don't do it. It's a suicide

So many reasons not to do this.

>>690961732
Be nice, he cant help his genetics. He can help being a cringy fat fuck though. I'd rather bang the chick in yellow honestly in OPs situation. She looks like she can take it like a champ.

>>690961519
>That slight crouching.

Is she a giantess or are you just a fucking manlet OP?

>>690961721

so you're like a 2.5/10

she's a i'd-rather-be-asexual-forever/10

don't do it

>>690961847
megakek

But seriously though he has a point.. Why do that to the rest of society?

>>690961911
Yet so many reason to do it.

>>690960333
Fucking do it you pussy

>>690959819
280 pounds? holy fuck how does she even walk nigga

>>690960333
fuckin trolling. no way.

>>690962038
name one? besides masochism

>>690961847
>your luck
bitch looks like the kinda girl who takes the condom/tissue and wipes it into her pussy just to spawn some thing that will love her.

>>690961519
You aren't better. Not gonna pull any girls you otherwise would alone.

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>>690962047


>in a scooter.
She doesn't walk bro.

>>690960333

That's why viagra, paper bags, booze and an off switch on a light exist OP

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>>690961927
>genetics

Cause genetics put shapnel in your face, faggy cosplay on your body and a creepy grin on your visage

>>690961519
Why not choose the yellow one in that pic though? She seems more OK than that of an abomination

>>690962322
Which is why I called him a cringy fat fuck you cretin

>>690962158
unless you have a 10 inch dick you aint gonna be fucking anyfin besides fat rolls

>>690962444


anyfin


>nigger detected.

>>690962444
look mom i got trips

>>690962438
call me a cretin will you good sir!? I am quite offended to be sure!

>>690962518
na mate im from scandinavia, just some retard speech

>>690960333
ABORT

>>690960333
Bitch got some rocking titties, tho.

>>690961389
I'm not the 24 yo virgin
He's either closet, ugly as fuck or needs to just get the deed done already

>>690960333
Nice trips
I'd say do it but refuse sex also make her pay for dinner.

>>690962097
Losing your virginity, being in a new land for free, bringing enjoyment to someone's life who otherwise lives a life of shit.

Fuck it, explore that frontier!!!

Yall faggots live restricted lives, probably end up alone jerking off in your moms basement or as billionaire's.

>>690962624
I feel I must assure you the word was used purely in jest. My apologies for any offense.

GO FOR IT! Fat girls do sone fucked up tricks with their mouth (because they love food so much, ya know!) And everytime you fuck one, they give themselves at a 100% ('cause they know you'll be the last one for a long period of time!)

Honestly man, go for it. Have some shots of spiritis before and go for a scavenger hunt!

>>690962773
I here the bunny ranch in vegas is good?

>>690962648


pic of what it looks like outside

Fuck I'll do it if you don't want to op. Pussy is pussy and otakon would just be the cherry on top

>>690962900
This guy gets it.

>>690961519
She is your only chance OP, go for it!

>>690963000
>>690962999
nice trips

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>>690960333
ABORT ABORT ABORT!!! GET THE FUCK OUT WHILE YOU CAN! REPENT THE END IS NIGH!!!

>>690962852
losing your virginity isn't worth lowering your standards and destroying any sense of self respect.
Not sure what that whole new land thing is about, unless you mean being in a new landwhale for free.
Sacrificing yourself for other peoples happiness is retarded as fuck.

>>690960333
id fuck the redhead tho

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>>690963000
>>690962999
consecutive trips at that

>>690960333
Trips demand you do it, anon.

is this trip for a wedding?

>>690960333
Ignore all previous comment, run away

simple answer, yeah

>>690960333
>>690961519
You are 4/10
She is would rather die a virgin/10
Dont do it bro

>>690960333
That's just grody.

>>690960333
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2k0SmqbBIpQ

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>>690960333
>>690960888
>>690960988
>>690961299
>>690961911
>>690962322
>>690962444
>>690962900
>>690962999
>>690963000
>>690963633

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>>690962999

>>690964072
its getting dark as fuck since its 11 pm tho

Is it just me or does this thread have a retarded number of trips and dubs landing on almost exclusively the 'no' posts?

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>>690964072


that kinda looks nice ty

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>>690960888

>>690959819
shes a monster, rather be a wizard

>>690960333
Jesus christ no fucking way OP

no.

I dont roll with the first time should be special, but i'd rather fuck a 100 dollar hooker that looks like a 7/10 rather then fuckin a 2/10 that weighs 140 kg

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if it's for a wedding FUCKING DO IT someone hot and single will see u with her and be sad that they couldn't get a date and that's when u go for the kill plus it's a FREE FUCKING TRIP TO JAPAN with everything included that's a face value of like 3 grand, I'd fuck here for 3 grand then after that have the time of your life in the city

Do it pussy

>>690964638
japan? otakon is in maryland you mothbreather

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>>690964638
>Otakon
>city in japan

>>690961519
You could be handsome if you lost that weight and started working out, cut your hair, got proper clothes etc.

Your face has potential.

>>690960333
A B S O L U T E L Y H O R R E N D O U S

welp, I'm out

>>690960333
absolutely disgusting

>>690960333
/B/ro just stay a virgin. Its not worth losing it to that dumpster goblin.

>>690960333
CHECKED AND NOOOOOOOO

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>>690965070
I saw this one anime

DO IT

>>690960333
big tits though

>>690961519
Looking at you now, do it man. You have no other chances of losing your v card, unless you to to /fit/ and lose weight.

>>690962518

anyfin!

As correct as dindunofin

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>>690964638
>Take a trip to Otacon

>>690960333
post tits or gtfo nigger>>690961519

>>690965527
wut ?

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Im a curvy girl. Not in a scooter. There is literally nothing wrong with taking a girl to Otakon. Think about her feelings. Maybe it isn't her fault shes in a mobility scooter. Go and have fun, don't be a dick Scott

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>>690965690
I don't know how I did that

>>690959819
Alright OP time to get serious for a moment, first a couple of questions.

1: Is she an actual Tard or just cursed with that face
2: Is she stuck in the wheelchair or was it some medical thing
3: Does she ever smell funny or weird
4: Why is she your friend in the first place

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>>690960333

>>690965527
Otacon wants peoples to remember him, so he hacks 4chan.

>>690963812
fuckin white people man, jesus that's the worst i seen

what teh fuck?

>>690965680
this just keep getting better

>>690965680
You have 3 choices
>sharpie in poopr
>shoe on head
>pee in a bag
The choice is yours, but you must include timestamp.

>>690965680
You're not "curvy" you're fat. There is a difference fatso

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>>690959819
>so my fat 280 pound white friend is a girl told me she would take me to Otakon for free and pay for my hotel and plane ticket, but I have to be her date to a dinner and probably have to fuck her.
>Should I do it.

Holy shit, learn how to write correctly, you dumbass.

>24 year old virginfag in Uni from NC

Another case of "No Child Left Behind."

Go back to school and actually learn something useful.

>>690965680
time stamp and i will fuck you my self

>>690966126
>pee in a bag

Is this new? I like it!

>>690965527
WTF Hal, get out of /b/

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>>690960333
DO IT FAGGIT

>>690960333
fuckin kek. Do it!

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OP here, she does have a cool service dog though. His name is Saul.

>>690959819
I accepted a deal like this once. But I came with an escape plane in the form of a tent and camping equipment in the city train station 24h storage.
I met her, knew instantly that my dick says no. We went to the thing, I went to the restaurant with her. We were in the subway on the way to the hotel and she was getting fruity, I resisted the urge to throw up and waited and jumped out the door on the city main hub, picked up my tent, actually walked to a camping site with the roller case. Ah the tent never smelled so good as it did that night.
Anyway. Free trip to new town. Free convention, free restaurant, free drinks and she was too embarassed to tell anyone about it all. Pretended like nothing when we met a couple of years later.

>>690959819
>>690960333
Come on faggot, try harder. This has made the rounds before.

>>690966621
The dog will watch you while you fuck....

>>690966621
If he runs away, does she call for Saul?

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>>690964638
lol I'm a fucking idiot that's my bad I was thinking Osaka and somehow didn't put it together
and in which case still do it

>>690960333
MISSION ABORT

>>690966621
i had a doge named saul

>>690966621
Dude all expenses paid I say go for it. Get your dick wet, put it in her ass.

>>690959819
>>690960333
You're in a bit of a fuck.

If you decline, she'll take it personally. I don't know how that'll affect your friendship and whether you cherish it enough to avoid doing that.

If you accept, well... You can't rewrite history and the future will look bleak, especially as if you do fuck as she'll expect more of it on a regular basis. But hey, at least you won't be a virgin, and you may even like it - it would definitely be a boost to her self-esteem and you could get her on the right track to losing that weight.

If you want to remain friends but you absolutely don't want to fuck, man up and buy tickers yourself for the both of you AND take her out to a SUB-PAR (not fancy) dinner (McDonald's level). Make it absolutely crystal clear she's in the friend-zone.

>>690966298
>Is this new?
You're making me cry, anon. I miss the good old days.

>>690959819
>win, win, win

This bitch ain't shit but a practice girl, you unvirginize yourself, and you get a sweet trip outta it.

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>>690966621
>german shepherd
>jew name

>>690963186
oh my god this

>>690965527
I like how THIS completely passed out.

Just what the fuck happened there ?

>>690966886
funny pic. its like in 20 or something years he will sit there with his kids and say "hey guess who is me?"

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OP, last pic I have of her.

Still reading advice from peoples.