What once was white, but now is black all over?
Detroit.

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What's the difference between niggers and snow tires.


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My snow tires do not sing when I put chains on them

Worst part of being a black Jew? Sitting in the back of the oven.
BTW my phone auto capitalised Jew and not black...so I guess blacks don't matter. 2 jokes in one.

How does a Jewish person make tea?
>
Hebrews it!

what does a bicycle and a nig nog have in common..?

they both function better with chains

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>>690956033
How do you get a black boy to stop jumping on the bed?

Put velcro on the ceiling.

How do you get him down?

Tell a Mexican boy it's a piñata.

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>>690956033

What's the deal with black people?
They're not really black.
And they're not really people.

how does a nigger reciepe start?

>we steal 2 eggs

>>690956033
Why are black womens' heels so high?


[spoiler]so their knuckles don't scrape the ground [/spoiler]

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Whats the difference between black people and halloween costumes? I'm not scred of halloween costumes.

Why was the wizard's girlfriend always covered in hickeys?
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He was a necromancer!

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>>690956460
Also, have this.

>>690956033
I hate niggers

Its not a joke I just really do

>>690956033
There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car. Who's driving?

The cop.

What would you call the Flintstones if they were black?
>>Niggers

What's the difference between Pizza and the Jews? Pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

A black guy walks in to a bar. The bartender says 'Get out'.

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>>690956723

>>690956033
u guys ready to hear a reall funny one?
wats black and smells like poo

.... Stinky niggers !!!! XDDD

Not racist but classist - Cajun joke (grew up in NOLA). Guy brings home his girlfriend to meet the family at Thanksgiving. Dad asks him if she is good in bed - son says she is a virgin? Dad punches the son in the head "You dumshit, if she ain't good enuf for her own family what thinks you she good enough for us?"

whats the easiest way to kill 1000 flies?

by slapping an african kid in the face

Why do black people only have nightmares?
Did you see what we did to the last one that had a dream....

Why do niggers smell bad?

So that blind people can hate them, too.

I wish white people took jokes as well as they take land and culture.

>>690956808
sounds like it was written by a 10 year old

>>690957060
I live in NOLA now and I've heard this joke a million times. Good stuff.

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>>690956033
wef?

>>690957233
I have never heard a white people joke that offends me, cuz I'm not a little bi-urrp-iiiitch.

>>690956990
this ones even worse i wouldn't be surprised if it was the same retard, also how can you not spell really?

What do you call a nigger on a bike?

A thief.

>>690957060
"LBJ was a flyin one morn', kinda feelin for a lore, he looks down below and what does he see? Two cajuns pullin a nigger on skis.
He lands and says thanks for hellin your brother / them two cajuns kinda looked at eachother, he might be smart but i'll tell you somethin - he don't know nothin bout alligator huntin!"

What's long and hard on a black man?

Grade 5.

how do you starve a black person?

hide his food stamps in his work boots.

>>690957446
Holy shit

Why do black people like watermelon?

because water melon!

Why do black guys squint after sex?

It's from the mace.

What did the anime say to the palestinian?

>>690956981
NECK-ROMANCER

YOU DUMBASS

>>690957158
Don't get it. Something related to 'murican history or an old movie ?

what's the difference between a nigger and a bucket of shit? the bucket.

>>690957766
mlk

I have a black guy in my family tree.

He's still hanging there.

>>690957446
Holy shit

>>690957504

Why don't you ever hit a nigger on a bike?

It's probably your bike.

>>690956723
negromancer fucking keklord

What's invisible and lays in a ditch?

A nigger with the shit kicked out of him

What's seperating humans from animals?

>The atlantic ocean.

A Muslim walks into a gay bar and says, "Hey, all shots are on me!"

How many niggers does it take to roof a house?

>>690956033
What do you call a black man flying a plane?

A pilot, you racist fuck.

>When you're from the country and know them all

How does a black woman fight crime?

She has an abortion.

>>690958135
i dont get

>>690958163
I'll try.
>One. Name's Bill Cosby.

>>690958135
it's "the Mediterranean Sea"

>>690956033
White man says nigger to other white man, black man says to other black man, nigger thatt white man is racist

>>690958326
not a joke its a true story.

>>690958289
Yes, if you're European.

>>690956528
didnt see that coming

>>690956667
>spoilers
>missed quads by one
hang urself

>>690958163
A: it depends on how thin you slice them

>>690957663
Explain to a foreignfag plz, is that a pun ?

>>690956033
>What would you call the Flintstones if they were black?
>Niggers

>>690956602
classic

What once was white, but now is black all over?
sweden

>>690956033
how many niggers does it take to build a wall?
Jew

>>690956033
there are 2 niggers in car, who's driving ?
the cops

As an African American I find this post discussing you all should be a shame of yourself . You are all obviously Donal Trump supporters.

>>690956413
>snow tires are actually useful

>>690958698
oh how discussing do you find it please explain

What’s the flattest surface to iron your jeans on? A white girl’s ass!

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What does a white man say when he catches his wife cheating on him? “I forgive you”

Did you hear about the black guy that died on I-90?

>He stuck is head out the window and his lips beat him to death.

>>690957597
A classic.
>>690957845
beautiful

The other day I saw a nigger carrying a flatscreen television down my block, and I thought, what the fuck, I think that's mine. But then I remembered that mine was home shining my shoes.

>>690957766
Luther King. You don't need be american to understand this

What do you call a mob of white people in Detroit burning down the city? A hockey victory.

>>690958698
>Donal trump

3 guys are riding in the back of a plane when the pilot calls back and says that they're having engine troubles - they need to lighten up the load or they'll crash.

The first guy throws a sack of beans out the door saying, "Don't worry amigos, we have too much of these where I come from."

The second guy then tosses out a bag of rice and says, "Do not worry furenzu, we have much rice where I come from."

The third guy shoves the two other men out of the plane and yells, "Don't worry y'all, we got far too many of these back where I come from!"

What's the difference between a park bench and a nigger?

A park bench can support a small family.

...you put velcro on the ceiling

What do you call a black guy with millions of white friends? Mr Predisent

>>690956808
Aah, but the joke is: Why were there no black people on the Flintstones?

Because they hadn't evolved yet.

And why were there no black people on the Jetsons?


Because there's still hope for the future.

>>690958871
>What’s the flattest surface to iron your jeans on?
A nigger's learning curve

what runs faster than a black guy with your TV
>Hus cousin with you DVD player

A white guy doesn’t want to be disturbed. Unless Disturbed comes out with a new album.

>>690956792
this makes me sick

What do you call 1 white guy surrounded by a court of black people? The NBA.

what do you do when you see a nigger with half a face?

stop laughing and reload

What do you call 200 white men chasing a black man? The PGA Tour.

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>>690959356

How did the white boy come out of the grocery store with a six pack? He walked in and payed for it.

What did the Alabama Police Chief say about the black man shot 57 times?


"Worst case of suicide that I ever did saw."

how many jewish niggers does it take to build a jew? I don't have an african in my holocaust oven.

After a bank robbery there are three suspects in custody. A white man who was caught with dye all over his face and hands, an Asian man who was caught with a sack full of stolen money, and a black man who was arrested waiting for a bus. Who is guilty?

The nigger obviously

>>690959482
Is it 1995 already?

What does a white woman make for dinner? Reservations.

what's black and smells like red paint?

black paint

What would Martin Luther King Jr. be if he was white?

Alive.

>>690959594
winrar

Why did the white man visit the moon? He heard that the indians had land there.

>>690959004
Yes, but I need to know American history to know about MLK more than just his name and race.

>>690958698
And you obviously are still trying to make it out of 3rd grade spelling nigger....

What do black men do after sex?

15 years to life.

What do you call a white guy on “Jeopardy?” A contestant.

What is the scariest thing about a white person in prison? You know he did it.

How do you know Adam wasn't black?
You ever try to take a rib from a nigger?

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This beats them all

What do you call 6 Mexicans, a Chinese man, and 8 African Americans standing in a row?

>>690958431
>Implying Europeans are human

What did the white woman do after she spilled hot coffee on her legs? File a lawsuit.

>>690957663
You are a true genuis.

>>690960025
A sprinkler.... Spic spic spic spic spic spic chink! nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga

What color is a puertorican bus?
White outside, black inside.

Why don’t people tell white jokes? – They want to keep their jobs.

>>690960010
Agreed. What is that primitive Neaderthal doing with a human?

>>690960073
What do a she-boon and an ice hockey player have in common?
They both change their pads after 3 periods.

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What's orange and hanging in my backyard?

He's my nigger, and I can paint him any color I want.

Why are aspirin pills white?

>Because they work.

What do you call a black guy with millions of white friends? Mr Predisent

>>690956033
Why can't Ray Charles read?

Where would you see a white man trying to break up a fight with black men? On the ground unconscious

>>690960177
Why do more niggers get hit by cars in the winter?
They're easier to spot

The biggest classic of all time.

Why are niggers afraid of chainsaws?

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>>690957233
That one.
I'm gonna use that.

>>690960306
>Mr Predisent
>Predisent
Nah, you call him nigger

What do you call it when a white man dancing has a seizure?

An improvement.

How do you stop five white guys from raping a white woman?

Throw them a golf ball.

>>690957446
Grammar, punctuation, spelling. All equally bad to fail at. Or irrelevant, whichever.

>>690960512
What's wrong with four niggers in a cadillac going off a cliff?
A cadillac seats five

How long does it take for a white women to take a crap?

9 months.

>>690956033
Black lives matter

a muslim walks into a gay bar
the bartender says "what can i get you?"
the muslim says "shots for everybody"

What does Ku klux klan chainsaw sound like? RUN NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA

How many white girls does it take to screw in a light?

None, white girls can’t screw

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Kek @ Black people looking like monkeys.

>>690956033
im white, uga-uga-uga

How many white men does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One, white men will screw anything.

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>>690959040
Damn straight boy

>>690958184
kek

How do you start a rave in Ethiopia?

Staple food to the ceiling.

>>690956602
Kekkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

What did a white guy see when he looked at his family tree?

A straight line!

What is trips and what is dubs? Legift question for a newfag

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>>690958275

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You know i have a few black people in my family tree just hanging around

Alright i have one.
Theres a man that likes to run over niggers. Any time he would see one he would intentionally run them over . Well one day on his way to church he see's his pastor walking down the road . Apparently the pastures car had broke down so he gladly offers a ride to the church. Well on the way a nigger walks in front of his truck...the man thinks for a minute and decides if i close my eyes it will look like a accident and the preacher wont know the difference so he closes his eyes and guns it .... thud... the man opens his eyes and ask did i hit him? The preacher looks at him and replies NO but you got close enough for me to hit him with the door

A black man walks in to a bar
the bartender says what would you like to drink
the black man says gimme the special

Why cant white men jump?

They were too busy making racist jokes.

How did God make Samoans?
>a: He sandblasted a few gorillas

5 black men were killed yesterday in a wreck.
No people were hurt.

>>690960512
Not offensive enough to be funny.

Why did the white man cross the road?

Because he needed something that was on the other side of the road.

What do you say if your tv set starts floating around at night?

Drop it nigger

Why did white people own slaves?

They were not strong enough to pick cotton – weak bastards.

>>690956033
What is the difference between a nigger and a tire ?

A tire doesn't sing Gospel when you put it in chains ...

>>690958939
>white
>keked

a white man walks in a bar he sat next to a black dude the black man asked for some cheese the bartender said why black dude said for my cracker

What's white and 12 inches long?

Absolutely nothing.

>>690961227
Kek

I hired an eldery German plumber off Craigslist and I guess old habits die hard...Yesterday, I caught the fucker trying to hook up the gas line to my shower head..

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>>690960177
You do realize the difference between black people and white people is that we whites interbred with the neanderthals?

But oh well, made me reply.

A farmer who wanted to get a divorce paid a visit to a lawyer. The lawyer said, 'How can I help you?' The farmer said, 'I want to get one of them dayvorces.'

The lawyer said, 'Do you have any grounds?' The farmer said, 'Yes, I got 40 acres' The lawyer said, 'No, No, you don't understand, Do you have a suit?


The farmer said, 'Yes, I got a suit, I wears it to church on Sundays.' The lawyer said, 'No, no, I mean, do you have a case?' The farmer said, 'No, I ain't got a Case, but I got a John Deere.


The lawyer said, 'No, I mean, do you have a grudge?' The farmer said,'Yes, I got a grudge, that's where I parks the John Deere'


The lawyer said, 'Does your wife beat you up or something?' The farmer said, 'No, we both get up at 4:30.'


By now the lawyer is getting frustrated but tries one last question .The lawyer said, 'Is your wife a nagger?' The farmer said, 'No, she's a little white gal, but our last child was a nagger and that's why I wants a dayvorce.'

>>690958698
>Donal
Learn how to spell and stop asking for easier education, and free jobs.

how do you put a white person in a jar?-- you can't crackers usually come in boxes.

>>690961478
Jew detected. Why else would he do that?

What do you call a 6 foot tall pile of bird shit?

A white man.

What do you call a child of Pinoy and Chinese descent ?

Pinese
Say it faster ?
It becomes Penis

What's long, stinks, and is black all over?

The Welfare line.

>>690956413
Snow tires actually work when surrounded by white.

>>690957233
this joke will go great with my blonde afro

>>690961544
Of course I realize this, that is why I said what I said; whites are not fully human.

Do you have a reading deficiency, anon?

What is the difference between a white man, and an Indian(native American)?

The white man has to work for his money!

Innuendo: Where Italians put their rectal thermometers..

what did the cro magnan say to the neandrethal

Hey buddy

Did you ever hear the phrase " White Men Cant Jump " ? Well thats a lie just look at the footage from 9/11

What do you call an orgy for white people?

A family reunion.

If only black people took jokes as well as they take police bullets...

Bollywood is corrupt

How does a white man get high?

He walks into the hood trying to be black.
(They killed him.)

>>690960269
I'm not racist. I pick my own cotton from my medicine bottles.

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>>690960688
if she's a coal burner

>>690961412
12 inches is too long for a white woman, but OK for a gorilla.

What's The Worst thing about being White
(........) Exactly

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>>690958698

"Jesus take the wheel..........

....Carlos take the stereo.."

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>>690960834

what do you call a white guy on fire A Firecracker

What is trips and what is dubs? Legit question for a newfag. Answer me you fucks

Obama walks in to houston
Obama says

I like houston

what do you call a white man with a large penis An endangered species

If it wasn't for you Chinks, Kikes wouldn't have restaurants to go to on Sundays...

>>690961922
Don't steal my joke, faggot.

Jeez, whites love to steal.

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>>690961008
>What did the nigger see when he looked at his family tree?

What do you call white people?


Coconut popsicles

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>>690961711
Oh, so failing biology is whities fault now?
That's a nice way to play pretend victim.

Besides, I have nothing better to do right now, so might as well.

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>>690958871

> What’s the flattest surface to iron your jeans on? A white girl’s ass!

So flat ass = human ass, we already knew that kneegrow

what is the difference betwen the man and the anmal?

the Mediterranean

What do you call a black guy in a nice house?

A burglar.

What do you call a black man Taking care of his children?

Slow Runner

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>>690962318
Kek

What do you call a nigger with a white dick?
>a: A coal miner who goes home for lunch..

whats the difference about

a white man

and a black man

the white man don't have this

8==================D

>>690958698
>a shame of yourself
>Donal

English is not even my L1 but holy shit.
How is 3rd grade going, Tyrone?

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>>690962318
Kek x2

What do you call a white girl in the middle of two black boys?
An OREO cookie

>>690962545
Thats because white boys had toys to play with growing up..

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>>690956033
how big was the biggest jew?
12 feet darting flame.

what'd you call obama
the president

What do you call a white man surrounded by hundreds of spics and niggers?

> Warden

>>690962754
wHITE DUDE

>White guys walk up to it and stick it in
>Black guys stick it in and walk up to it

>>690956033
How much time does it take for a black woman to take out the trash?

9 months

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>>690962318
>thin lips
>straight hair
>narrow noses
>smell like dogs when wet

Kek x3

>>690957637
Baptist Minister?

Why are trees so close in Harlem?
Public transportation

"Once you go black.....


..You're a single mom"

>>690962511
Ew that looks fucking nasty.

What does a white woman and a tampon have in common?
They’re both stuck up cunts.

What's the best way to deal with a bunch of niggers hanging around your front porch?

> Hang them off your back porch.

>>690956528
kek

>>690960256
kek hard at jelly donut

>>690962487
Failing biology? What are you talking about, anon? Whites are the only ethnicity with roots to the Neanderthals.

Every other race has evolved naturally into humans, you haven't.

>>690962863
Jesus, even monkeys look better as whites.

>>690956527
Not racist but I still chuckled

What do you call 500,000 white guys jumping out of a plane?
Snow.

A black grade schooler comes home one day and asks his mother a question.

"Mom, in the locker room today, I noticed all the asian kids had the smallest penises I've ever seen, the white kids had slightly bigger ones, but mine was the biggest by a mile"

"And?" the mother replies

"Well is that because I'm black?", he sheepishly asks.

"No honey", the mother replies, "it's because you're 23"

What's printed on a black baby's lip when it's born?

Inflate to 50 lbs.

What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench?
The NBA

What do you call an abortion in the hood?
Community service.

>>690958698
Learn to spell filthy nigger!

>>690962987
Leaving whites more genetically diverse. Learn how to D b8 m8

What’s Orange White and Very Beautiful?
A WHITE BOY ON FIRE!

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How do you find a nigger?
.
.
.
GUILTY!

Not racist but still funny so fuck you enjoy it :

How do you get a nun pregnant?
.
.
.
Dress her up as an altar boy!

How do white guys satisfy their wives?
They hire a pool boy.

>>690963011
>Dodging the fact that you are an ape.

Also, that ape in the third picture looks pretty sickly and diseased, I wouldn't say it looks better at all.

A black boy is playing in the kitchen and he covers himself in flour.
He goes up to his mother and says “Mummy, look at me!
I’m not a little black boy anymore I’m a little white boy!”

>>690963289
Theyre monogamous.

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Niggers

What do you call a white cop?
Police brutality.

"You got some Indians that need help.."

Me: "Dots or feathers?"

"What?"

Me: "Casino or Convenience Store?"

"Oh....Convenience Store"..

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>>690960719
not soon enough

>>690963323
I'm sorry, I'm not the troglodyte in the third world who can't even boil water before they drink it.

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>>690956602
nice

>>690956413
but why do you put chains if its already snow tires ?

>>690962987
>Whites are the only ethnicity with roots to the Neanderthals
LOL, no. All humans other than blacks have neanderthal DNA, and they all have more successful cultures and perform better at all intellectual endeavors. Blacks missed out on the blend that produced true humanity. They are one evolutionary step behind everyone else. On the other hand, they kept the lazy-as-fuck gene pure.

What do you call a bunch of white guys in a circle?
A Dope Ring!

How do you babysit a nigger?

wet their lips and stick 'em to a wall

>>690963207
If you attain genetic diversity by fucking a primitive species, that's not a GOOD thing, anon.

That's like going to the jungle, finding a chimp, fucking it, and saying "whatever abomination comes from this female chimp's vagina will at least have genetic diversity."

>>690963047
What do you call a retard who thinks you can get 500,000 people in a plane?
Nigger

>>690963587
True.

Why can’t white people play chess?
Because they’ve been taught that all white pieces are kings

>>690960392
This one's retarded. Being able to stick out in your environment would actually reduce your chances of accident.

>>690958698
Don't lie. Which one are you? Hewey, Louie, or Dewey? I think Unca Donal is doing to be mad at you for being up so late, you whippersnapper. Also impersonating black people is not as cool as you think it is, little duck.

>>690963659
Neanderthals were not chimps. They were, in some areas more advanced.