Try Guys Anon!

>>690951506
You're clearly gay.

>>690951742

I don't have any sexual impulses to have an intimate relationship with the same sex...

>>690951506
You're either ugly, beta, or a complete faggot. Take your pick.

>>690951809
Then give a better explanation of your current predicament.

>>690951841
d. All of the above.

>>690951841

NYC is very liberal. If I so much as say "Hello" to a woman or show some good old-fashioned chivalry by opening a door for a woman, I get blasted away with Social Justice Warrior insults, claiming I'm "Misogynistic"

Try Animals!

>>690951506
>lying on the internet

you should be ashamed.

You must just have a horrible personality.

I was overweight til about 21 1/2, and by my 22nd birthday I was in great shape.

People already gravitated to me because of my personality. After I lost weight though, I was drowning in the puss. I gained most of the weight back and I'm still drowning.

It's the personality man, the personality. Form your own opinions on matters and make fucking conversation.

>>690952067
sociopaths can get laid more easily

>>690952310

I try to make stimulating conversation about politics. All these women in NYC support either Hillary or the 1-foot-in-the-grave Bernie Sanders.

I need a nice woman who supports Trump.

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>>690952329
>girls have sex with people who creep them out

>>690952520
It doesn't have to be willing.

>>690952485
There's your personality failure.

Trumpsingles.com

>>690952709

Already been on that website.

I've been on every dating site you can think of.

Satanist, Christian, Athiest, Trump, Black, Farmers Only

>>690952485

Don't talk about politics. Talk about issues surrounding the politics. Girls don't like someone they are smarter than, typically. "Hurr-durr I'm for Trump" is a good way to end a conversation rather than start one.

Climate change is a big issue... but oh wait Trump thinks that is a Chinese conspiracy. Sorry I think you'll just have to an hero

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>>690953544
holy shit

>>690951506
Expecting your appearance to walk up and talk to girls.

>>690952520
>implying that a socopath can't mask it
That is their whole shtick

>>690953395

Climate change is a Chinese conspiracy...

>>690952928
why not just try tinder

>>690953743
>implying that girls have literally no brain whatsoever and can't tell when someones "masking" something from them
>before they let them stick their dick inside them

sure thing, virgins.

>>690951506
>be me
you
>40 years old
old
>still a virgin
fag
>rock hard abs, 6'2
super fag
>6.5 inch penis fully erect, 4 inches flacid
mega fag
>making 300k a year
only care about money
>nice condo in NYC
living in NYC

You fucking wasted half your life.

>>690953788

Tell me how

>>690953904

I am always swiped left....

>>690953960
Tits of GTFO.

>>690951506
Lying.

>>690954016

The concept of global warming was created by and for the Chinese in order to make U.S. manufacturing non-competitive.

>>690951506
are you fucking ugly or something anon? or are you just a fucking spastic with no game somehow. pay a hooker if you're that shit at getting women. but post a pic of your miserable self so we can atleast try and address your issue.

as a side note that bowtie fucker from lazy town creeps me the fuck out

>>690952042
My dude, it's only getting worse. Long story short, you are rich as fuck dude, purchase high quality escorts. There's a lot of services in NYC.

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>>690954297

Worked 5 years to get this swollen, would expect some ladies to come my way after all this hard work...

>>690954498
>Dodging the question.

OP confirmed for Quasimodo.

>>690954498
You can't fucking expect them to just come to you. You gotta go out and work for it

>>690954107
the funniest part is when rodney alcala actually won the dating game, but the woman got creeped out by him backstage and refused to go on the date

>saving her own life

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>>690953960
Im a sociopath. Women love me. I hate them openly. And they still love me. Women are mindless idiots. Stop fooling yourself.

>>690953960
>implying you are shit at lieing according to that description

Nice guy

you are clearly gay but you can easily ease into full on gayness by fucking a trap so go do that

>>690954958
>>690955004
>>690954803

>>690954195
You didn't tell me how. You just restated your restated opinion.

>>690954498
Reading this thread it's clear nobody has an answer because at the end of the day chasing after women is an absurd proposition and full of pitfalls and unaccountable variables. Some people are really good at it, some people, no matter how hard they try, no matter all the different ways they try them, will fail. Take control into your hands, you rich fuck, buy escorts once a month and get those demons out your dick so you can stop worrying about it.

>>690955128

This very expensive GLOBAL WARMING bullshit has got to stop. Our planet is freezing, record low temps,and our GW scientists are stuck in ice

>>690955228
That sounds like something a gay man would say.

>>690955262
Record high temps too. Remember, I didn't say global warming. I said Climate change, which is the appropriate term. Record high and record low temps are both the effects of Climate Change.

Lay it on me some more

>>690955228
YEAH! Everything is is already written. Nobody can do shit about themselves. FUCK self improvement!

fag

What is this shitty attitude? Everybody can change.

>>690955398
>Everyone who can't get pussy as easily as me is gay

There's no winning with you is there?

>>690954498
damn nigga well idk what ur doing wrong. where do you go to try and pick up sluts usually? also, try tinder, you could be the next /b/ased chad if you're that ripped. it's all about looks there so just make a good bio and have some good pics and you'll be drowning in pussy

>>690955499

Any and all weather events are used by the GLOBAL WARMING HOAXSTERS to justify higher taxes to save our planet! They don't believe it $$$$!

>>690951506
being a faggot

>>690955593
You can't win me, bro, I don't swing that way.

That's why no one likes you guys, you're always pushing it in our faces.

>>690952042
Stop giving them good treatment, that's what they want from you

>>690955584
I don't want to bring up the cliche of the definition of insanity but it's appropriate here. The guy is FORTY YEARS OLD and STILL A VIRGIN. You think he hasn't tried? It isn't against self improvement, the dude is succesful all around if we are to assume the OP is speaking truthfully. Why keep insisting he does something he's bound to fail while a perfectly acceptable alternative is open for him to take. If I made 300k a year US$ I wouldn't speak to a woman again, I'd be fucking escorts left right and center.

>>690951506
Maybe you have the good life because you don't have a woman?

>>690951506
>be me
>23 years old
>not a virgin
>big fat stomach
>5 inch penis fully erect, 2.5 inches flaccid
>NEET
>Parents house in Bay area

You have no hope OP

>>690955633
Again, you aren't explaining why but just stating your beliefs. It is a belief because there are no facts to support it.

Show me a fact

>>690952310
Fatty

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>nice condo in NYC is upwards of $3K/mo in rent
>this faggot shitposting on /b/ can afford that

ITT lies

>>690951506
>What am I doing wrong, /b/?

Not a damned thing. Girls and money vampires. Find some oriental vagina if you want to get your nuts drained. Otherwise STAY SINGLE.

>>690951506
dunno man, life isnt a check list, its a dynamic unpredictable.

your simplistic way of thinking about it might be a clue to why.

>>690952485
At least you have good high standarts

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>>690951506
post YFW t.b.h. is getting wordfilterd to desu

tbh
tbh
tbh
tb.h

>>690951506
You are lying,obviously

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>>690956032
/thread

>>690952242
this right here. another stupid fucking 12 year old kid from the midwest bragging to his friends how he "trolled" 100 responses to his post on /b/ because kids don't fucking realize that simply getting someone to reply is not trolling.

>>690951506
Leave NYC girls from ther believe that they are entitled for everything

dude just go and fuck some girl. its pretty easy. unless you look like a shit

>>690956032
Bam, this anon knows what's up, if OP was married his life would be shit to what it is right now

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>>690951506
>>40 years old

>>690951506

All of those things mean nothing as to your character.....you need to have charisma, something you can't buy.

>>690952310
>a nice woman who supports Trump
Theres your fucking problem dude!

>>690952485
Kys, before you do find a stupid woman and you two raise stupid babies

>>690956015
No, I don't think he tried hard enough. Or better phrased: not in the right way. His succes in other fields could come to him naturally. Also why are you denying yourself the pleasure of a companion?

>>690956150
To be fair, everywhere you turn, everybody says those are the points you have to hit in order to drown in puss. So is it really so astonishing that he believes it?

>>690951506
Trying to hard i guess

>>690951506
You havent found backpage or cityvibe yet, there is some legit independent girls on there, try and report back

>>690951506
oh shit I only now noticed
you are 40 year old virgin
what a fucking loser

>>690952042
Move. You have money, just leave. Go fuck some escorts so youll have sexual confidence when you get with a regular women.

>>690953788
You're a Chinese conspiracy

>>690952310
sorry wrong post to reply to but you know what I mean

>>690956317
Simple way to find out. I'm on the phone so I can't do that. Take the picture of chad mcthickarms, google image search, if no results then he's for real, if results then he's lying.

you're probably a fucking dick

having good looks is literally only about 10% of getting laid. it's about game

>>690951506
Nothing. Just don't get married and you'll be fine.

>>690954498
HAHAHAHAHA holly shit you have tiny forearms.

>>690951506
At this point, drop some cash on a high end escort (some very good ones in NYC). Let her know the deal ahead of time and have her lead you through it all. I guarantee she'll be cool/okay with it all (especially at her fee).

Just lose the v card so you can get past the mental aspect of never having had sex. Then try online dating and flaunt your profession and living situation in your profile.

>>690955228
>Get those demons out of your dick

Gold

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>second time this has happened today
>7th time getting dubs

this place is shit

>>690956442
this

>>690951506
You are not enjoying life. If you are having a great fun life women will want to be there to enjoy it as well. If your life is boring and shitty, why would they want that as part of their life as well. This is how you make friends and girlfriends.


Tl;Dr have a great life, others will want to get in on it.

>>690956485
How am I denying that? If you mean a long term companion like a gf or wife, I don't have any urge for that. I've tried that a handful of times and I realized I never really cared about them, I just went through to motions in order to get regular sex, in fact I was a downright asshole to them. To spare women the trouble, and me the aggravation, I'm just going to stick to the sex I'm lucky enough to get.

I mean, I'll eventually break and lie a relationship with a woman again because no strings attached sex is fucking scarce as shit for me. But that's the thing, companionship isn't my objective, sex is, I don't see anything wrong with that.

>>690954498

If that's all you have after 5 years of working out, you should probably look for another hobby.

>>690957496
Me neighter if you are not paying for it. At that point I think you are missing out on the human element.

You a sociopath?

>>690952485

[BCZWLOL] shut the fuck up you cunt

>>690951506
Lying on the internet about yourself instead of going out meeting ladies, chatting them up, maybe a few dates then dirty ass sex? Just a hunch anon

>>690957841
I have both paid for it and not. I'm not one to stigmatize people for paying for it, everyone pays for it one way or another. Also you're not being clear, saying I need companionship and I'm missing out on the human element? What do these things even amount to aside from being buzzwords?

Also, I dunno and I don't care. I think I'm a nice guy, treat people with respect, am charitable and friendly. I just know what I want and what I don't want. Whether the world bends to that or not, is another story. Which is why I'll probably eventually have another relationship because that's the only way to get the amount of sex I crave.

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>>690951506
most likely your problem is that you are on this website instead of using your high income to do awesome shit...

>>690958374
it means you want a fuck doll. not an actual human being.

>>690954498
Well at least we know why one bicep is so much bigger than the other if you never got laid. Tried lifting weights as well as tapping?

>>690952042
NYC is probably the easiest city to get laid in

I honestly don't know what youre doin wrong, even ugly people are getting laid in NYC heh

>>690958374
I did not say you need it. My point was that even for a short time it is more pleasurable to be with someone who fucks you for your wits/body/achivements rather than by making a business packt with them.

>>690958488
Again, you're making no sense at all. I like fucking women, the sweaty hot passionate embrace as I'm drilling myself into them, their moans, squirming underneath. It's great, I just don't want to pretend like I care about what her Wendy's manager told her or the fight she had with her girlfriend or her hopes and dreams. Label me whatever you like, but that's just me.

OP again, I am still a virgin because I am gay and take it up the ass. I have never been inside of a vagina, so technically I'm still a virgin.