FEMANON SAFE HAVEN THREAD CON'T, I THINK YOU'RE ALL SEXY AS FUCK, PLZ FEEL FREE TO POST YOUR NUDES RIGHT HERE, AND HAVE US ALL COMPLIMENT YOU, AND JERK OFF
don't worry about the gay ass trolls
>landwhale/10
>disgusting
>ugly as fuck
just ignore em, that's what we do
Bump pls come back
>>690949644
You still out there femanon?
you're fucking faggot
>>690949644
WE LOVE YOU, COME BACK TO US
I was worried when the other one 404ed.
>>690949898
yawn*
oh look it's a fucker that dosen't like women, who knew, go back to your dick rate thread and pretend not to be gay queermo, we don't have time for you
>>690949997
I WANT THE FLAT CHESTED ONE TOO, WHERE ARE YOU LADIES???
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I'm back.
Come back girls, we love you!
>>690950715
thank you, fuck, i was getting worried for a second
>>690949644
A dick in one hand and a fedora in the other, Jesus Fucking Christ, faggot! I bet you don't even ask for a timestamp you Jr Highschooler!
>>690950842
lol, we got like 40 wins in the last thread, go back to googling "boobies" for jerking material kid, this place is too advanced for you
>>690951063
My fucking God, faggot! While I condone and encourage any and all attention whoring by the ladies, this one is a bit large for my taste. Enjoy all of her!
>>690950715
That's not the same one
>>690951302
and the award for biggest fucking faggot on /b/ goes toooooooo, YOU, don't you have a trap thread to post in you sissy bitch.
>>690951419
It is actually. I just actually have a bra on. That and it's a pre saved one I took at night.
>>690951302
don't be a shitcunt. I like her. I wanna use up all her holes.
>>690951552
well, post some moar babe, also new thread, so....new timestamp to prove you aren't just this ridiculous faggot--->>690951302----trying to troll
>>690951663
he's just trolling, or a flaming fucking faggot, either way, not worth responding to
>>690950715
May not be the same, but loved as well, just time stamp that hun.
>>690951552
Then post a timestamp with your face
>>690951994
Oh shit. Did you still wanna meet up with an anon?
>>690952095
Fuggggggg. Did you still wanna meet up with an adoring anon?
>>690952312
I'd be open to it.
>>690952381
What city did you say you were from?
>>690952506
San Antonio
hey guys what did I miss?
>>690952542
Houston here. Do you have a kik? Skype? Someway to chat?
>>690952664
My kik is Glitterpanic.
>>690952095
SHE'S BACK FELLAS, /B/ IS GREAT AGAIN!!!
>>690951994
>>690952095
lemme see that beautiful pussy so i can go rub one out.
>>690951994
HEY THERE, if you're real, we gon need a timestamp, then you can expect lots of compliments and jerking off
Should I pork my ass ^~^
>>690952542
Sorry about your Spurs, maybe next year. If you follow basketball.
>>690952930
Sharpie in pooper qt 3.14, plox
>>690952095
Let us see them pretty legs bby.
>>690952930
pussy? timestamp? cmon, make it legit
>>690952930
AYYYYYYYYYYY, I MISSED YOU
>>690953083
Definately
I am legit lol I was in the first thread ^~^
>>690952987
I'm from Ohio actually so the Cavs winning was definitely a day to celebrate.
>>690953269
YEAH, plz, dammit, i've got a whole folder of you, imma be jerkin it for days
>>690953347
i was too, but without the time stamp, we can't tell if this is fake or not, just take a pic of your boobs, with a sign that says "hi b" and the date and time, plz plz plz
>>690953416
Oh well then congrats! SA people must hate you! And rub in a few yrs ago when the Spurs won.(though can't remember if that was Heat or Cavs)
>>690951063
Wow, ugly and retarded..
Life's not fair i guess..
>>690953035
>Sharpie in pooper qt 3.14, plox
>>690953347
this desu
>>690953080
maybe with a time stamp, not so close up, and spreading that beautiful thing?
>>690953633
SO SO SAD, if you're gay, that's okay, but why try to pick on us straight folks?
>>690953722
I've shared most of these in the beginning thread. I don't see why I need to time stamp everything.
>>690953744
I'm not gay, but on no zoophile either..
to fap to a whale..disgusting
>>690953347
PLZ PLZ PLZ, TIMESTAMP
>>690953744
Gay is not ok, faggot! This is /b/.
>nice dubs answering dubs tho, nigger
Happy? I'm really new to doing this is all so I didn't know ^~^
>>690954023
they think you're just getting these off the internet, timestamp makes it 100% legit
>>690954101
Now, put this near your tits and post pic ^.^
>>690954062
>I'm not gay
>i hate good looking women
k there anon, have fun with that ridiculous duality
>>690954199
It's hard to hold a paper to your pussy, but I'll try if that's what you guys want.
>>690954101
can you take a full body shot, would love to see that, not gonna ask for face since you arent comfortable, and maybe a pussy shot, or dick(i dunno since i haven't seen the pussy), but that's okay, i like dicks too baby
>>690954305
Do your best, think of it as /b/ractice. Gracias in advance, San Antonian!
>>690954305
I FUCKING LOVE YOU
>>690954293
If you think that this is a good looking woman, i feel really sad for you..
Where the fuck do you live, some country populated solely by landwhale feminist tumblerinas?
post a picture with ur boobs and a text saying "<3 julian msp" u slut
>>690949997
oh shit, there's one that needs to feel wanted from guys on the internet cuz nobody else wants her :^)
>>690954305
or in your mouth
>>690954582
KEK, you don't really think women like this exist do you, they're all fucking fake man, it's photoshop and makeup, and a pathetic fucker like you would be lucky to get with an ugly ass trap, our new queen is a real woman, and i like real women
>>690954815
yeah, hold it in your mouth, and take the pic from pussy to face, that'd be perfect
>>690954288
Oooh okay and I can't find a sharpie would a toothbrush be okay?
>>690954749
kek, you have no idea what's going on here do you?
>>690955061
sure
>>690955061
>>690955061
Yes, totally ok with that, also a finger would do it
>>690955061
Would you kindly tell us your age, loli?
>>690955218
some pussy too, or dick (like i said, haven't seen it, don't know) no shame from me
>>690955009
shutup virgin
calling this place a "safe haven" while you're harassing amateurs with requests like this
>>690955306
HEY NEW FRIEND, kindly give us a timestamp and we can get to jerking it to your wonderful body
>>690954901
I got something similar at home kiddo..
But i ain't retarded to poat her nudes online and she isn't either.. unlike your 'queen'
But i get it, this is the best you gonna get in life, ugly ass bitch on the net, sorry to ruin it for you
>>690952095
Don't let this thread die femanon. Let's see some more of those beautiful tits and face
>>690955373
you're the one harrassing sir, we're asking exhibitionists to enjoy posting their PERFECT bodies for our enjoyment, everyone involved is having fun, eccept your pathetic, cock loving ass
just dropping by to say youre all faggots
every last one of you
i hope none of you breed
>>690955479
esp you, you type like a cuck
Holy shit you guys are idiots. Timestamp or gtfo
>>690955479
>something similar
>fifty shades
Go back to tmblr faggot
Oh my this feels nice ^~^
>>690955479
have fun with your "girlfriend" there anon, we all know you're lying, probly jerking it to pics of your mom, but hey, you look cool on an anonymous image board, congrats KEK
I love you anon
>>690955786
hnnnnggggg
>>690955786
amazing, plz show us some pussy/dick
>>690955918
hey sexy, you real, timestamp pl0x
>>690955786
i'm drooling a little
>>690954569
This is the best I've got. Sorry guys.
>>690954023
don't stop baby, can you do a full body pic, would help me sooooo much, thanx in advance
Please don't judge >_>
>>690956332
PERFECT, I'D EAT YOU SOOOOO HARD, DAMMIT, I'VE JERKED IT TO YOU LIKE 4 TIMES, I ACTUALLY CAN'T ANYMORE
>>690955918
This is not real i believe, was on an unsausable thread recently...
>>690956332
I would love to fill you with my cum
>>690956462
Where is the timestamp?
>>690956462
Mmm I love it girly.
>>690956462
i knew it, not judging, gonna jerk it to you just the same pal, be proud, can you cum for me?
>>690956332
That'll work, femanon, and thank you. Please just use that timestamp in every photo you post to prove it's you. As you can see, there's some faggot in here posting things as well, and these threads often get overtaken by spergs posting webshit. To keep it yours, use the same stamp. That's how an anonymous board works :)
>>690949644
yay
hey sweetie can you make one for me, my name is julian and i'm a microsoft employee
>>690956462
not meaning to sound like a stalker, but where do you live
>>690956629
Thank you so much <3 ^~^
>>690956697
HEY THERE SEXY, just post a timestamp and i can get to the whacking
>>690956812
YOU ARE VERY, VERY, WELCUM, JERK THAT SWEET THING HONEY
>>690956950
this exact pose, knees up, legs spread
>>690956950
THAT'S SO GREAT!, see, i don't see why people are against body fat, i mean, we love titties, and there is such thing as too fat, but you are perfect, i'd love to just jiggle you all over, goddamn
>>690956950
Finger your pussi and post pics of you smelling your fingers
>>690956970
Love you ^~^
>>690949644
What's up with the bruises on your titties? You like bdsm? Why don't you try fucking your cunt with an object
>>690957194
OMG, i love you too, do you ever drink your own cum, i always want to, but regret it immediately after
>>690957262
Which object would you like? And yes I enjoy rough play.
>>690957372
YOU ARE SO FUCKING PERFECT, i don't thing there has ever been a more perfect femanon to ever post on this entire site
>>690957522
my old lady loves rough stuff, choking always gets her off, do you have a dildo?
>>690949644
Well then, put some pegs on your titties and fuck yourself with a dildo or something other long object
>>690957780
??? wha???
>>690957771
Unfortunately no. I wish I did though. I normally just use the stick of a razor.
ITT: Sad and lonely virgins fapping to sad and lonely virgins
Sort your act out girls, not that difficult to get someone to fuck you like a real man should
>>690957894
COOL, THAT'S PERFECT, DO THAT
No pegs?
>>690957904
hey man, i just like complimenting sexy women who like to post nudes, and traps too, and how pathetic are you for feeling the need to comment on it TOP KEK
>>690957194
HEY, imma be posting these threads randomly, next time you're horny, come on back, always willing to jerk it to a sexy trap
>>690958134
Went right over your head, not surprised with a retard such as yourself
>>690958134
Holy shit you're the next level of pathetic aren't you bud?
>>690958324
do you know what an exhibitionist is, trouble maker, i doubt it, or you'd realize how stupid you look
>>690958575
PERFECT WOOT
>>690958575
Nice!
>>690958575
well done girly, would lick that 10/10
>>690958575
Let us see how wet it is
>>690958575
you should do some shower pics
>>690958888
Quads have spoken bby
>>690958906
OH NO, PLZ MR SPIDERMAN, WE DIDN'T MEAN TO OFFEND YOU
>>690958813
Nope, this many people genuinely think you're pathetic thrash. Kill yourself ect
>>690952542
I was just saying... if only she was from SA..
I'm NE side.. near 1604 and The Forum... and you??
>>690958845
I don't know if you can tell, but I'm rather wet.
>>690959002
Cringe, Jesus Christ
>>690959162
kek, i love you anon, thank you for trolling this awful thread full of sexy nudes, thank god we don't have to put up with op being straight for much longer
>>690959162
>on a cellphone
get a computer you fucking goofy bitch
>>690952855
I'd spank that sexxy ass..what are you doing for a late lunch??
>>690959291
I actually am from SA over by the Northside.
>>690959313
What does cringe mean? i don't get it
>>690958575
>>690959302
I wanna do this to you.
>>690959416
Yes I'll just carry my computer to work won't I?
>>690954023
Wow...that's a nice looking pussy. How's it taste??
I'm in SA BTW.
>>690959578
me too, omg, PLZ POAST MOAR
>>690958888
For Quads
>>690959762
huuuungh, imma cum sooooo hard right now
>>690959602
I personally think it tastes very sweet.
>>690959762
can you lick your nipples? make them nice and hard
>>690959762
Those tits look like deflated balloons, absolutely disgusting
>>690959887
this is too much, i can't handle the sexiness, i might die
>>690959908
YES PLEASE, LICK THEM, THAT WOULD MAKE THE COLLECTION PERFECT
>>690956950
Nice nips... how sensitive are they?? Can you cum from having them licked and sucked?
>>690959939
I'm sorry mommy doesn't love you, newfriendo, it's okay, there there, here's some attention
>>690959939
FAGGOT
>>690959302
I'm not trying to be critical, but you can't get the inner labia open?
>>690960088
don't feed the troll
>>690959762
Could you spread your ass for us?
>>690960069
Very sensitive actually.
>>690960133
you're right, i'm sorry, FORGIVE ME MY QUEEN
>>690960076
Nice standards you got there, but I'm guessing you're as fat and ugly as this attention whore, is this the 1st time you've seen boobies?? So cute :^}
>>690959291
NW, NC or NE??
Damn, that's a cute pussy.
What are you doing this afternoon?
>>690960237
it wasn't her speaking kek. I appreciate it tho, carry on, pal
>>690960203
yeah, let us see that sweet sweet butthole baby
What the fuck happened to this place
>>690959302
Can you get a hairbrush handle in there??
>>690960318
oops looks my observation triggered you. I'm really really sorry, friendo, believe me, truly sorry. hey, tell you what, you can always put on a dress and maybe a faggot like you will give you a nice fucking out of pity, how's that sound?
>>690949644
Will you put a finger in your bum?
>>690960521
can you lick your nipples hun?
>>690960610
ya know what that sounds awesome, anyone wanna fuck me in the butt?, i'm down
>>690960610
looks like*
>>690959887
I believe you... and I believe in trust but verify...
when do you get off? Are you near Ingram?
>>690960693
i agree, would be the sexiest thing ever
>>690960521
Gracias femanon. You're actually looking better all the time, tbh. Any chance of pushing down a bit? I'd like to see how tight you are.(your hymen)
>>690960236
You just keep getting better....
we need to meet and make this an epic thread...
>>690960761
that was the lamest pickup line I've ever read, an hero immediately
>>690960876
>(your hymen)
my skin is crawling with the cringe
>>690960521
Damn that's nice looking... hmm just got a new GoPro.. wonder what we could do??
>>690960908
>we needz2make dis le epic thred xDDD
an hero now
>>690960693
My tongue isn't long enough.
>>690961099
>>690960761
>>690960336
>>690959602
why so desperate?
>>690960916
Not a line... she has a really cute pussy.. and I'm local to her ( and not a beta neckbeard)
>>690961044
Her hymen does exist, faggot! Perhaps you don't know what you think you do.
>nice dubs tho, nigger
>>690960761
What do you mean get off? And I guess my house is kinda near Ingram.
>>690961246
that's alright cutie, can you squeeze them together for me then?
>>690961246
lift those beautiful boobies up, get the nipple in your mouth and suck like hell to keep it there
>>690960876
I'm not a virgin lol.
>>690960916
>>690961044
>>690961158
Samefagging.
You have 1 minute to demonstrate you are not otherwise just samefag troll.
>>690961295
Desperate? I think you're projecting my friend.
I just happened into a thread where a naked cutie claims to be local to me... and I'm off this afternoon.
Hello nerds
>>690961316
well yeah, it's hard to fap when all you guys do is sound like desperate virgin faggots who would cry after a fuck. sorry for the butthurt, go ask daddy for a popsicle
>>690961448
okay, i'm trolling, i fucking hate this site
>>690961439
I wasn't suggesting virginity, femanon. FFS, I just had this convo with an anon. I wanted to see how tight you were. Virginity wasn't expected.
>>690961537
HEY THERE BABY, just give us a timestamp and we can get to the fapping and compliments
>>690961345
I know it does, it's the way you said it man
>>690961357
Sorry, I thought you said you were at work.
Are you off this afternoon?
>>690961309
the fact that you need to point out that you're not a beta neckbeard actually makes me sad. gg anon
Whatever guys! Just enjoy the girl! Sharing is caring;) just make more pictures, that's what we are all here for
>>690961596
You said hymen though so I thought that what you wanted to see. My bad.
>>690961652
these shower pics are really doing it for me
>>690961675
Yes, but I'm not sure if my parents would be okay with me leaving with a stranger. I still live under their roof so.
>>690961510
yup, definitely desperate
>>690959762
Those have got to be some of the worst tits I've ever fucking seen
I'd fuck you op
>>690961652
yum, thank you gorgeous. wanna bite your lower lip for me?
k guys, let's just ignore these flaming homos that want to troll this wonderful thread, making fun of them isn't working, our insults go right over their heads
>>690961898
I'm presentable and well spoken.. they'd like me...
we just need a cover story...
Well, Femanon is out. I need to shower and get ready to go out with my friends. See ya guys later tonight most likely.
>>690962031
THIS
>>690954901
You sound just like all the tumblr feminazis trying to explain to us how land whales are actually beautiful. 'Real women' fucking cuck
>>690962100
Ever been to Top Golf?
Noo please! Just one more to make us happy, lick your fingers clean:)
>>690962132
YOU DONT GET ON TUMBLR? Y NOT?
>>690962239
No I have not. Heard it was nice though.
>>690961652
POP YOUR CLIT OUT, GODDAMN, THAT'D BE AWESOME
>>690962329
sorry you left so quickly...could have been interesting...
>>690962548
I second this.
>>690962654
Ever masturbate with any of your dad's tools or stuff???
>>690962654
so awesome, i fucking love you anon, i fucking love you
>>690962654
Ok femanon, you've posted face and requests, what would you like to be called? It'll be (whateveryouwant)chan.
>>690962996
yeah, we need to call you something, it's your choice, but i gotta have a banner made for my bathroom
Link to the first thread archive please?
>>690963134
You guys can just call me Melody. It's simple and cute.
>>690950715
saggy/10
>>690963325
FUCKING PERFECT, ALL HAIL MELODY CHAN, THE NEW QUEEN OF /B/
>>690952095
saggy and pepperoni/10
What a fucking joke/10
And you people were spurring it on, jesus don't encourage it
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>>690963325
Melodychan it is then. Were you leaving? I saw someone say it, but missed you saying it.
(from now on post Melodychan with your opening timestamp, and you're aces on a thread)
>>690955061
man/10
>>690963333
>>690963447
>>690963527
SAMEFAG,
what a waste of perfectly good quads
>>690956332
how much do you weigh? jesus
>>690963447
Yeah... but those empty, slightly dead inside eyes looking up at you with your dick in her mouth though...hhnngg!
>>690956697
timestamp plox
>>690963606
you got a problem?, he's sexy too, fuck off
>>690962548
PLEASE POP THE CLIT OUT
>>690956950
go buy a treadmill
>>690963889
Well, a bit of exercise will do a great job for you Melody